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Funny Love Poems

These Love Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Love. These are the best examples of Funny Love poems written by international poets.

The New Seven Deadly Sins by roger turner 
I think it's time to do an update
Of The Seven Deadly Sins
Most people do not know them all
Sit down and let's begin
I'm not really religious
But,...

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Categories: funny, religion, sin,
Premium MemberEvery day love by Lewis Raynes 
You want me to push, you want me to strain, 
You want me to give you my all,
You want me to focus all my attention,...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, loss,

Mothers' Day at the Oval Orifice by Rico Leffanta 
Donald Trump never had any doubt
He could hear Melania shout:
"Oh for goodness' sake
How long does it take
For a couch potato to sprout?"...

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Categories: culture, funny love, hilarious,
How to write good poetry ------------------ Home page On poetrysoup by Michael Robinson 

Catacomb


Underground passageways occupied of twists and turns 
Words flurry of such floral ferns 
A blossoming flower 
A monumental tower 
In memory of a person ...

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Categories: funny, analogy, dedication, deep, devotion,
Swivel's Song by Allan Terry 
she say hi
I say bye
I move to kiss her
she walks by
aint that dilly
dumb and silly
I say dilly
but I mean Damn!

Party's in the barn
hoe's in the...

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Categories: funny, art, crush, feelings, for
A dreamy visit by Chantelle Smith 
Their rendezvous was booked the same time every year
He couldn’t wait for the time to come
Why had she called, what had made her to run?
No...

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Categories: fun, funny love,
This ain't a goddam country song by roger turner 
This Ain't a Goddamn Country Song

You know I love my Rock and Roll

I wouldn't write a Country Song

'Cause that's not how I roll

This song it...

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Categories: america, funny, music, nostalgia,
Hardest Days by Kethushan Aravinth 
Hardest days that I came over
Are no more here to break me silver 
I was blind for some useless reason  
And It couldn't yet...

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Categories: funny, change, feelings, first love,
Premium MemberSuch a Beautiful Couple A ELF and a Troll by James Edward Lee Sr. 

Such a Beautiful Couple A ELF and a Troll

What a short lady about three feet two
I’m a kind gentleman of statue four feet three
MADAM please...

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Categories: funny, adventure, allegory, celebrity, conflict,
Vanilla Spray by Abby KR 


A vanilla spray
Lovely scent but some afraid
Milly is afraid


We spray it on her
She runs away screaming
It is quite funny

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Categories: friendship, friendship love, funny,
Sleep Deprived,Yet Survived: An Ode to My Love,My Sleep by Arushi Kr 
When all the Earth's a bed & all the world's asleep,
When you dream of conquering the world,then shove away the thought & let the unheard...

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Categories: emotions, fun, funny,
Down by Mark Morris 
Dressed down, the organic earth-child still narrowly escapes the ravenous lapping of El Oso. Once the brute is felled by the fair, surely the tickled...

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Categories: funny, addiction, adventure, analogy, appreciation,
Unicorn of love by Elizabeth Duran 
With eyes like stars you are forever mine
I love you today and forever more
I promise to love you for all of time,
I'll never break the...

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Categories: appreciation, conflict, fun, funny,
12 days of xmas by roger turner 
On the first day of x-mas
My ex wife gave to me
a card from her new attorney

On the second day of x-mas
My ex wife gave to...

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Categories: anger, divorce, funny, giggle,
Premium MemberThe Zoo by Caren Krutsinger 
The Zoo.
Hooray!
Love it!
Hooray! Hippity Dippity Snippity Rippity Hooray!
The Zoo?
Me!
Sure.
Love to go.
Feeling dance-y and prancey, giddy and diddy.
The zoo!
Where else can you go 
where the gorillas
throw...

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Categories: funny, animal, hilarious,
Premium MemberCANDY LAND FLIRT by James Edward Lee Sr. 
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Categories: funny, 4th grade, analogy, candy,
Premium MemberKarmic Delights by Greg Gaul 
Just got some.
They come in packs of twenty four.
I like to heat up three or six at a time.
They're these little swirls, about an inch...

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Categories: appreciation, care, funny love,
Cutiepie Haikus by JW Earnings 
Some people call me 
Cutiepie, baby, I don't mind
I'm just modest...shy...

Yet...shirtless at home
Insecure and, yeah, alone 
Ditched, drenched garden gnome

Compliments are good
Love getting them actually
Still...

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Categories: funny, confidence, courage, cute, cute
My gay moment by andrew rogers 
My mom always told me not to show my heart so much,
because she said the world will chew it up and spit it out in...

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Categories: funny, age, cute, first love,
Doing the wife's hair by roger turner 
Husbands, raise your hands
Keep them up if you love your wife
Keep them up if you colour your wifes hair
Okay, this is for the three of...

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Categories: family, funny, giggle, hair,