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Love Funny Poems

These Love Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Love. These are the best examples of Funny Love poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberScary-Tom Dick and Harry by Winged Warrior
There once was a few chaps named Tom, Dick & Harry
Who for Hallows Eve were frightfully scary
For they were trying to undress
A woman you might...

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Categories: funny love, halloween, humorous,

Jan's Gift to the World by Rico Leffanta
Chocolate goes straight to the heart
Its the Food of Love off the chart
But truth be told
It makes Jan bold
To squeeze out a real skunky fart...

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Categories: chocolate, funny, history, natural



Contest of Most Beautiful Person by Arjun Jangid
As i heard about the contest
 'The most beautiful person'
  i packed my luggage hurriedly
  and ran in search of that lucky person.

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Categories: anxiety, culture, funny, inspirational,

Premium MemberWaiting for any Woman by arthur vaso
Be patient
be very very patient
after that
add more patience
then wait
and wait
and wait and wait and wait
become a waiter
at least you will be paid to wait

When she...

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Categories: art, friend, funny, giggle,

Friend zone by Edward Schmitz
I love her but she doesn’t love me back 
It hurts but that's the underlying fact 
Think nothing could be worse than what's above?
Try being...

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Categories: funny, crush, devotion, first love,

The Smelly Lunker by Seeker Shadow
       - The Smelly Lunker -

With tired sigh and peeking eye,
   aroused by wreaking smell.
I force awake...

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Categories: funny,

Made Me Laugh by Bette Bavington
This guy declared I will knock
At your door even if I become a laughingstock.
I am thankful you live on the first floor
I don't want to...

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Categories: cute, funny, girlfriend, hilarious,

meet my Wife by Arum Dusu
Between the aisles of my life
Between the hours of my strife
Hangs the portrait of my wife

Her kind words
Sinking deep down like rain drops
Running underground into...

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Categories: funny, beautiful, best friend, cute

CROCODILE AND DENTIST by Sakshi Das
Mr crocodile once had a toothache
 Oh ! because he had eaten lots of chocolates and cakes 
He was in distress 
He wanted a dentist...

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Categories: adventure, cool, feelings, funny,

Old school by Alex Duffy
I wish we could take it back to the old school days
Back when being a drug addict was considered a bad thing and not a...

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Categories: emotions, encouraging, fun, funny,

Premium MemberBEAUTIFUL CHANCE MEETING by James Edward Lee Sr.
BEAUTIFUL CHANCE MEETING

A dim lit night
While in my site
Such a brawny night, twilight
As I walk through the park
Under the lights
I spy with my eye
A beauty...

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Categories: funny, appreciation, desire, destiny, fate,

I Tried To Buy You Flowers by George Stanworth
I tried to buy you lilies
but I couldn't see it through,
so I ran off to Ann Summers
for a naughty toy or two.

I tried to buy...

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Categories: funny, funny love, giggle,

Premium MemberCHICKENPOX HIGH by JENNIFER PROXENOS
CHICKENPOX HIGH

I caught chicken pox from
My son,
Oh what fun!
I was thirty five and spots,
Enveloped me from each hair follicle
On my head,
Right down to in between...

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Categories: funny,

Intellectual Sex by Trevor McLeod
I'm rooting for intellectual sex
where we all go to bed with glasses.
And foreplay is just a few little words
from Einstein and one of his classes.

Where...

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Categories: analogy, funny love, love,

Today, Rapunzel Dies by Brianna Hobson
Let down your long hair 
Wrapped around your throat and teeth 
Blue veins and cold lips...

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Categories: beauty, character, funny, hair,

Love Like A Rose by Mel Brake
Love is like a rose
Like the fibonacci frequency
Perfect geometry in all its curved lines

Love is like a rose
Like the shape of the heart
Filled with satisfaction...

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Categories: funny, autumn, black african american,

Premium MemberWind Crimes by Nina Parmenter
I see you in the garden,
‘Neath your wind chimes
Always smiling in your kaftan
That you tie dyed
And you hear the spirits breathing
With your sandals
Laced with flowers
And...

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Categories: fun, funny, garden, humor,

Premium MemberAN INFAMOUS LEGEND by JENNIFER PROXENOS
AN  INFAMOUS LEGEND

Our King Henry XIII was indeed quite a boy,
He had no clue how to spell the word coy,
He was consumed by a...

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Categories: funny, history,

Who Do You Think You Are by olusegun Arowolo
Who do you think you are ?
I’m better than you;
I’m a dexterous writer and poet ;
Am I proud ?,For saying the truth, No!,
I love alliteration...

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Categories: emotions, funny,

The ghost of Christmas Past is back by roger turner
Ghost of Christmas past is back

The ghost of Christmas past dropped in
You see. he was completely out of wine
He had two stops to make by...

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Categories: funny, christmas,