Love Funny Poems
These Love Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Love. These are the best examples of Funny Love poems written by international poets.
I think i'll write of love
by John lawless
I think I’ll write of love
twinkling eyes and turtle doves
gazing into limpid space
‘THAT” look plastered on their face
babbling in soundless awe
elevating every flaw
hours spent in...
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Couplet
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funny, romance,
TICKLES IN MY HEAD
by Anyabolu Ifeanyi Gentle
TICKLE TICKLE IN MY HEAD
The heart can be merry,
Even if the man is not a jolly,
Gaiety of life appeases yhe heart,
Festals make even the sad...
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I do not know?
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crush, family, fun, funny
Threesome
by Terry Flood
Threesome
A bored nymphomaniac from Bude
Had so many boyfriends they queued
I once heard it said
She liked three in a bed
Which seems just a little bit rude...
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Limerick
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desire, funny love, longing,
a secret
by mohamad safan
hssss! i will tell a secret
awful! awful!
your heart knew
my secret!
it does not become a secret
because it went and moved
from my heart to your heart
but i...
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Classicism
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fun, funny love, love,
All You Need is Cheese
by Michelle Faulkner
The humble cheese has a secret superpower
Its gooey glory conquers cauliflower
The melted cheddar of fried baloney
The better half of macaroni
The sharp-dressed suitor of apple pie
A...
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Rhyme
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Categories:
appreciation, food, funny, silly,
Beer
by John Steward
For Fifty years i been sittin 'ere
I Love this pub and I love me beer
I've tried em all, the Guinness, the Stout
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Verse
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Categories:
drink, funny,
THE WITCH AND THE WOMANIZER
by Judy Ball
It seems head witch Della,
Had a yen for a fella,
Who considered himself a catch.
He thought to woo her,
And then just to lose her,
But in Della...
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Rhyme
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Categories:
funny love, halloween,
Be my next ex
by Alex Duffy
I've been through some heartbreak that I'll never forget
Memories on replay from times I wish didn't exist
Relationships for me don't seem to go right or...
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Free verse
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funny, funny love, longing,
Cauliflower
by Maryam Dalhatu
Soft,gentle and sweet all day,
You make me always want to pray,
For taught like yours no one can pay,
You are nothing but my Cauliflower.
Everybody queuing up...
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Rhyme
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Categories:
funny, angel, cute love, emotions,
you are the sun
by mohamad safan
you are the sun
comes with warm
and brings calm
you are the word
that lovers demand
from their love say
you comes with happy
that spreads funny
you are the dream
that...
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Classicism
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Categories:
funny, age, beautiful, blessing, deep,
Real Rubaiyat
by jay moore
Sorry for the fake
Just realized I made a mistake
Often, I don't admit
!st one I did make
Ok, That was a lie
Let's just let it fly
I won't...
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Rubaiyat
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funny,
My best mate
by Lewis Raynes
Me and my mate we talk all the time,
We talk when I get out of bed,
He’s the one that I see first thing in...
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Personification
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Categories:
food, friend, funny, humorous,
The Dove
by Ed Morris
(a slightly tongue-in-cheek parody of the masterpiece poem “The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe)
Once upon a noonday sunny, while I smiled at something funny
In the...
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Narrative
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funny, funny love, love,
Rainbow Kink
by Maureen McGreavy
Toss me in prism
And throw away the key
I'm having a spasm
I'm down on one knee
Cheer Bear underwear
Marry me
10.24.18
Rainbows Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Craig Cornish...
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Rhyme
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Categories:
funny love,
Do You Want To Eat A Peanut
by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
You'll never know how much I gag on peanuts
You'll never know how rotten peanuts are.
Listen.
Do you want to eat a peanut
Do you promise not...
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Lyric
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Categories:
food, funny, music, parody,
Grandma
by Twig Clark
Please don't kiss Grandma
With your wrinkled worn out skin
Your breath like stinking ashtrays
With an undertone of gin.
I really love you Grandma,
But when it's time to...
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Rhyme
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Categories:
childhood, family, funny, grandmother,
In Love
by MAHTAB BANGALEE
Beard and hair for man
What man will do for woman?
If no remain hair!
-October 23, 2018 Chattogram
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In making love woman cares man's hair in...
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Senryu
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funny, humorous,
twist, twist
by mohamad safan
The heart is twisted
Like a dancer did
When one heard
A melody
Telling something important
Showing the heart interesting
In hearing a talent
Story
A bout deathless love
Giving and sacrifice
As the heart...
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Classicism
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Categories:
funny, deep, desire, faith, fantasy,
Americans Can't Spell
by Nina Parmenter
You Americans really can’t spell,
There, I’ve said it out loud - what the hell!
Though we all recognise,
And, yes, humour your tries,
Well, the fact is, you’ve...
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Limerick
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Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Autocorrect Writing Exercises
by Eric Nelson Manley Shelman
Auto Correct Writing Exercise!
Once there lived a beautiful duck
who was always ducking about literally, physically and figuratively
who always waddled into dumber ducks than her
they would...
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I do not know?
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Categories:
funny, bereavement, celebration, character, cheer