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Love Funny Poems

These Love Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Love. These are the best examples of Funny Love poems written by international poets.


They'll tell
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          the veiw
          the post
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Categories: blessing, friendship, funny love,



Premium Member Mamma - Silent One -POTD
Mamma you work very hard for our family
Always giving and never taking
Mother's Day is on March 10 in the UK
Mother's Day is on May 12...

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Categories: funny, angel, family, life, love,

Premium Member Guess Who
Who was a family show singer,
when her young daughter tried to be a dead ringer.
He brought her to life,
then she became  his wife.

 
Her...

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Categories: funny, child, color, dance, family,

Premium Member Stir
"Life can get in the way of life. Make sure you stir in lots of love and happiness." 
By Poet

My life
recipe for
a long and happy...

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Categories: funny, happy, kiss, life, smile,

Premium Member The Barnicle On My Bum Part 2
I could never really understand
Why some women
Won’t give me the time of day
And seem to look the other way
Or I feel like I’m being hunted
And...

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Categories: confusion, desire, fantasy, funny



Premium Member A Masquerade Our Doreen
True person .This was written for a friend about a lost friend. 
Last night I was provided with a list of everything that was 
to...

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Categories: friend, funny, humor, silly,

Coin-Operated Despair
The vending machine, though filled to the brim 
now stands with a sign, my joy growing dim 
out of order it reads, my heart does...

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Categories: candy, cry, emotions, funny,

Premium Member Mixed Poetry At Life's End
Life has a beginning and a end, 
for me when and where will it all end by friend. 
I wish I knew how many more...

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Categories: funny, crazy, family, friend, heaven,

Premium Member Bunnies Welcome Spring
As a kid I had three bunnies,
they were free I paid no moneys.
It was Easter time,
I had won them and they were all mine.
I had...

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Categories: funny, animal, child, dad, easter,

Premium Member Needle In The Eye And other Fun Things
I disclose that I
Have regular appointments
For a needle in my eye

A thing I dread 
And I'm afraid of most
Is when I see that Javelin
Getting close

It...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, anxiety, cry, fear, fun,

Premium Member Gurls Are Different From Boys
I've said it once
And I will say it again
That girls have always been a mystery
They are like buses
That won't come
Then suddenly you get three

They look...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, appreciation, beauty, confusion, desire,

Premium Member Spring
snow
no more
warmer days
birds are singing
squirrels scampering
pretty flowers blooming
kids playing and having fun
lawn mowers are humming away
looks like spring has sprung into color
spring is the very...

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Categories: funny, bird, flower, fun, kid,

Premium Member The Highway
He is patient he is kind
Has a red temper 
But he is mine
Or is he as my mind
Unwinds sipping thoughts
Dripping whine
Why can’t he be Mr...

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Categories: feelings, funny love,

Premium Member Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Noisy Parrot
I.
Among twenty different brightly colored toys,
The only moving thing
Was the beak of a noisy parrot.

II.
I was of three family members,
Like a family tree 
In which...

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Categories: bird, cute, funny love,

Premium Member It Started With A blank Canvas
It started with a blank canvas,
the world I should make but I am anxious.
Making fields of pretty flowers,
to the deep blue seas takes many hours.
Mountains...

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Categories: funny, animal, bird, love, men,