Love Funny Poems
These Love Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Love. These are the best examples of Funny Love poems written by international poets.
MY BROTHER AND IMy brother and I,
while choosing a name for my nephew,
tried hard to think of something unique—
something with variety and charm.
“Tractor” was the first choice,
then came...
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Categories:
funny, birth, brother, child, fun,
I Ain't No GoodI ain’t no good, I don’t do the things I should,
My woman tells me ‘bout it all the time.
What I do wrong, well the list...
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Categories:
books, education, funny love,
Ginger CatI have this little Ginger Cat.
Lord knows what he sees
in me! – cutest adoring eyes
I don’t deserve; purrs in
reserve, as he settles to cuddle
and...
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Categories:
christian, forgiveness, funny love,
Oh, Wounded Warrior Oh, Wounded Warrior.
Battle lines and battle scars
hidden in plain sight.
Many of us now asking
was it really worth the fight?
Some of us wear uniforms.
Some of...
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Categories:
funny, anger, conflict, courage, family,
Crime of SexThey called it short gratification—
but I lost my soul in the trade.
A moment’s pleasure,
for a lifetime of emptiness,
a spark that consumed
the temple I once was.
O...
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Categories:
depression, divorce, drug, funny
LOVE WEAKLove is like a pulling feeling in our heart, it can make us feel weak,
Weak to the knees, making us want it endlessly.
Love...
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Categories:
america, first love, funny
HAHA I'M MANICAll that
remains
of our
love
is a faded Polaroid,
a carton of cigarettes,
and two cases of beer.
I'll forget you soon,
but for now,
I'm cracking open
another one—
let's...
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Categories:
funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Dancing DotsDancing dots that you can't see
Dance messages of love from me
And when I finish I hit send
Then when they reach you on your end
You'll know...
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Categories:
for her, funny love,
God Has A Crooked SmileI saw god near a pawnshop today:
He had a crack pipe and
a crooked smile.
When he asked me for
a quarter, I gave...
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funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Cheeky baby swaggerCoocoo doodle I do,
Not every day I coo,
What Mum can do, I can –
My skin needs a sun tan.
My hair with homemade curls,
My makeup shines...
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funny, child, childhood, children, feelings,
Foothold on the sunMy heart sings as I walk on springs,
With foothold on the sun, unburned.
Your love fills my heart, my soul,
My whole being.
I swim in love –...
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Categories:
feelings, funny love, love,
Categories:
allusion, funny love, nature,
A HEART FOR TWOLetting go was never an option
I walk between two worlds
giving pieces of myself
to both, without knowing
which one holds the real me/
With a burning heart, I...
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funny, 12th grade, absence, betrayal,
How Did You Care To Love Someone Like MeHow did you care to love someone like me
Whose name is burdensome for you to bear
A boy whose reputation suffers glee
And whose tomorrow uncertainties scare
How...
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Categories:
funny, addiction, age, art, break
Dumbstruck Dumb-LuckThe soft curves of your smile,
echoing mile after mile.
Not reminiscent of a grandma,
but rather, a banana.
Your glowing...
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Categories:
cute love, funny, funny