Funny Love Poems

These Love Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Love. These are the best examples of Funny Love poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberAn Incomplete Love Story by Curtis Moorman
AN INCOMPLETE LOVE STORY

Once upon a time, long, long ago in a far away land, the land where Xxxxxx lived, there was a girl named...

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Categories: funny love, sad love,

Naughty but nice and soft funny secs poem by Christopher Flaherty
My better other half 

Who I call Secsee

Today did say to me 

If you wish to continue our sexual liaison's 

Or want me to have...

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Wedding by Haley Fisher
The countdown on the calendar began the moment he proposed,
The wedding planning began the minute I met him,
I desperately wanted this milestone to be remembered...

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Categories: emotions, funny love, humor,

Premium MemberLucky Eight by Jeff Kantor


Lucky Eight

But I adore you, don’t go! I plead without hesitation,

Your pulchtritude is way beyond just simply amazing.

This I say and my discomfort is blazing,

As...

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Fruit Salad Fusion by Robin Carretti
F- For being faithful like a forbidden fruit truthful
R- Ruler of fruit so passionately about his love bite 
U- Understatement how she layered her 
salad...

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Categories: destiny, funny, imagery, imagination,

LONELY SOUL by Roughneck Tsepo Malaza
Where is the one  i suppose to be with
No,i don't find anyone next yo me
Why,i feel so lonely
Because you are not here
Love...is that name...

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Categories: africa, forgiveness, friend, funny

Courting by David Willey
Someone asked the other day if I was courting or seeing anyone
I hope you don’t mind, I’m sure you’ll understand
For it’s four months to the...

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Categories: funny love, humorous, rude,

Soultrain by Tim Parry
The Soul-train was leaving the station,
Believers were gathered on board.
Their hands were all reaching for heaven, 
And happily praising the lord.
But someone was left on...

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Categories: funny, hilarious, humorous, religious,

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Categories: drug, fun, funny,

Dedicated to her by Paul Nairne
I know...
I know you look pretty today..
I know you are blessed..
I know you smell like a thousand roses..
I know that smile warms,all you greet..
I know...

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Categories: cute, dedication, feelings, funny

Strong love by Roughneck Tsepo Malaza
Some people they say am crazy,
Some they say i fall in love quickly,
No am not...it's just that i love you
Can i tell you how much...

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Categories: funny, beauty, cute love, family,

Premium MemberA Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Art Museum by Laura Loo
 A funny thing happened on the way to the Art Museum, 
I saw a seagull fly above a man wearing a soldier’s beret.
He landed...

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Categories: funny, humorous, soldier,

Premium MemberTried For An Asian Pop-eyed Guide by Paris-Maree Boreham
Top Secret;
Completely classified...
'Let A Man From Asia be your guide'
Ponder what it means completely mystified-
Let A Man From Asia be your guide?
Blinked a few times...

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Categories: funny love, perspective, silly,

The saucy pickle by David Willey
I know I do this every time I think of you
I end up with a stiff little pickle and in a flipping mess
Now I know...

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Categories: funny, cute love, food, for

Butts and Bottoms by David Willey
They say in life you should start at the bottom and work your way up
Butt your bottoms in the middle, I’m betwixt, in between
Well that’s...

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Categories: funny, cute love, for her,

The Horse of Course by Suzanne Carruthers
My horse
I look upon the fields as I walk upon the meadows
Nodding my head slightly making different shadows,
I am at my happiest when you ride...

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Categories: funny, animal, appreciation, cute love,

The Rabbit by Suzanne Carruthers
My rabbit would say

I may not say a lot but be assured I'm thinking
I can stare at your for hours without blinking,
I know I'm cute...

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Categories: funny, animal, appreciation, cute love,

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Categories: funny, for her, friendship love,

Words by Casarah Nance
Words can hurt and taste like dirt,
but I'm a worm in a polka dot shirt. 

Words can be muddy, dirty to feel,
but I swim right...

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Categories: funny, words,

Premium MemberJimmy Chongs Demise by Tom Cunningham
There was this guy called Jimmy Chong
Lived on the outskirts of Hong kong
Married his first cousin Susy Dong
Her dad said  "Jimmy this is wrong."

On...

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Categories: father daughter, funny, murder,