Love Funny Poems

The lemon hit my nose at full force,
the second the lid was off.
I ran into the kitchen, disbelieving
For I had already devoured two this month,
and...

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Have you had a drink tonight my love?
If so slip off your high heeled shoes
I can then at least try and count 
All your ugly...

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Lucy And Ricky


That old TV show, 'I Love Lucy', was fun!
     With style, Lucy made us all laugh at each one...

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I am vaporizing in your eyes slowly 
Noiselessly, clearly and helplessly
Am I willing to be absorbed as steam?
No! my feeling is no but wordlessly

I am...

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I love my own chili,
I know it sounds silly,
heat in pot
nice and hot
it is truly a dilly.

I love my own meatloaf.
I throw on a sugar...

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Dragons, how they love to eat;
What they eat the most are sweets.
Candy, baked goods, pudding drinks;
Rarely do they ever eat beets.

No asparagus carrots or broccoli;
They...

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My resolutions have been so great, so terrific, and terribly nice.
I have liked them down to my toes, the first was to be a cop...

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A hopelessly poetic guy met
A scientist studying climate.
   Nearly all that she said
   Went right over his head,
But at least he...

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One could question the Easter Bunny
Why a limerick should be funny
A rabbit egg
May pull your leg
But it can't give you love nor money!...

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                     Poetry’s a sniper’s bullet...

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It is neither here nor there
‘Love’, heading nowhere
Somewhere between
Youthful passion
And aged restraint
At times, a little devil
At times, a little saint
The age wrong
The parties wrong
The wait-...

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Pass It! Witch!! 
Witch! Pass it! Let it Come through! 
Like a ball, tightly fisted 
each part wounded, abundantly 
green, sometimes brown 
it hits, 
touchdown!...

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Hollywood’s Lucille Ball, loved by many, 
had an enormously profound effect on me.

She was funny and kind and goofy,
and so wonderful, she lit up my...

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I still savor the thought of the zest that I caught
When you joined us that night after school.
Tara figured out why, since she’s so sage...

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“Don’t tell your love,” the sage advised,
“Or you will never get her.”
“Well said!” the swain soliloquized,
“But silence works no better.”

(With apologies to William Blake, author...

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Each of my cats, my heart does adore;
yes, lovingly, I adore all four.
Raja, Mati, Walter and Lacy
all love Christmas messes like crazy.
For their gifts, I...

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"A chinchilla and a chimpanzee walked into a bar," my
grandson says, smugly, with that smile.

Where? I ask.  The U.S.? England? The Neverlands?
He gives me...

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Cindy Cinnamon was a working gal
Lavender Lucy her very best pal
one night they tag teamed Mr. Ed
smoked a pound of panama red
Stormy Daniels did shots...

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My love loves to knit and crochet
And she does it all her own way
She knitted a scarf
As long as a wharf
Guess what I got on...

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