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Love Funny Poems

These Love Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Love. These are the best examples of Funny Love poems written by international poets.

I said, 'Since I got my brand-new dentures today'

I said, "Since I got my brand-new dentures today,
can we maybe try some new adventures today?"
She said, "I think I have to wait a bit

Categories: age, funny love, husband,

HAHA I'M MANIC

All that 
remains 
of our 
love
is a faded Polaroid,
a carton of cigarettes,
and two cases of beer.
I'll forget you soon,
but for now,
I'm cracking open 
another one—
let's

Categories: funny, anxiety, break up, drink,

Romance and Vampires

Romance and Vampires

Categories: dark, funny love, halloween,

LOVING YOU IS AN ART

Loving You Is an Art ????

Loving you is an art,
Not just words, not just emotions,
Not just romance.

It is like carving a linocut,
Each stroke, each cut—
Careful,

Categories: funny, appreciation, art, beauty, boyfriend,

Until Then I Will Love You

Verse one:
One day when all the air is gone
When the stars grow where the trees belong
I will still love you
If there comes a day when

Categories: crazy, cute, devotion, funny

INTITIALS ON DRIVERS LICENSE FUNNY

WELL I NEVER DROVE CALL ME OLD SCHOOL BUT I WAS BORN AT HOME IN BLIZZARD 1963 IN CHICAGO DURING A CIVIL RIGHTS RIOTS SADLY

Categories: funny, allah,

My Beautimous Man

Dedicated to My Timothy Lee
I love you and it has been said, 'love is blind.'


My beautimous man is my favorite visual treat.
Times staring at him

Categories: funny, beauty, body, desire, for

An Invisible Rose for Your Birthday

Yesterday was your birthday
Unfortunately, that was a busy day
However, I went to the garden
Of my heart this beautiful morning
Where I picked an invisible rose that

Categories: funny, anniversary, august, autumn, beautiful,

Roll in the Hay

A randy, young couple out by the bay
decided to have a roll in the hay.
She pondered, in the moonlight,
"Aren't the stars pretty tonight?",
and he chuckled

Categories: funny love,

Demon Bashing

You just get rid of one demon, when another pops up to take their place
All you want to do is move on, but the little

Categories: funny, giggle, hilarious, humorous,

That Date with Jennifer Lopez

Wait. To you, she's “La Lopez”. To me, “Jen”, always.
Doyenne of “Anaconda”. A date, indeed!
You’d have me narrate the gravamen,
say how it was? She was

Categories: funny love,

Peace of mind

PEACE OF MIND

left hurt and wounded by my own actions,
yeah you started it but i didnt have to go there,
i shouldve just minded my business,
ignored

Categories: funny, age, allusion, anger, care,

Him

This feeling is complacent,
it just doesn't feel adjacent, 
too much or to little, 
reciprocation is unrealistic, 
your stupid but unforgettable, 
unattainable and unavailable, 
there's a

Categories: funny, absence, anger, blessing, boy,

I Can Lie Too: Now with audio


[Verse 1]
You're so incredible, 
the most amazing man.
I'm taken to new heights of pleasure 
with the touch of your hand.
There will never be another man

Categories: betrayal, divorce, funny, heartbroken,

MY BROTHER AND I

My brother and I,
while choosing a name for my nephew,
tried hard to think of something unique—
something with variety and charm.
“Tractor” was the first choice,
then came

Categories: funny, birth, brother, child, fun,