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Love Funny Poems

These Love Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Love. These are the best examples of Funny Love poems written by international poets.


I spread my wings
And feather
But I couldn't fly.

I open my ears
And heart
Yet I couldn't hear.

I open my mouth
And lips
But I couldn't talk.

I close my...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, africa, allah,

Grandpa ate an oyster
Grandpa at an oyster


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Categories: cute love, desire, funny,

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“Did you come to see me?”
	“Why would I?”
“Do you love me?”
	“Do I?”
“Does the sun set in the West?”
	“What does that have to do with it?”

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Categories: funny love, relationship, silly,

Black Eyes of America
I will stop reminiscing over the 1700s when the 2000s stop mirroring the same values
plantations upgraded to prisons, chains to handcuff, masters to head leaders...

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Categories: funny, 12th grade, black african

Love's Game I

Girls win by deceit;
Boys win by Conceit.


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Categories: funny, allusion, art, care, childhood,

Riddle me this riddle me that
Riddle me this, riddle me that. This is not a game nor for fun, 
until you really finally get to know that someone. 

They were...

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Categories: funny, africa, blessing, culture, destiny,

Premium Member My Friend Joe
     My Friend Joe

          "Good morning,Hello."

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Categories: desire, drink, funny love,

Love to Love
Lip-locked lust.
Bust to bust.
Eye to eye.
Thigh to thigh.

Twice a week.
Cheek to cheek.
Nose to nose.
Toes to toes.

Not a peep.
Sleep to sleep.
Back to back.
Crack to crack....

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Categories: desire, funny love, kiss,

Hearing My name

Hearing you speak my name.

Is like hearing Poetry@her tamed.

I've been doing well unlonely

With a heart


You can extend your chivalry as you keep free my reigns.


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Categories: funny, black love, deep, emotions,

Love's Test
I asked her "what did you want from me so true"
She answered "I want to reign with you through the blue" 

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Categories: funny, anti bullying, art, blue,

A parody of Homophones
Come sale with me my suite suite rows,
Wheel flea together in corn rose,
I am your mussel soleful night,
Who byes you flours every knight.

Let’s sing suite...

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Categories: fun, funny love, humor,

Fathom Of You And Me
I'm not insensitive
Not to feel what you show me outside.
I'm trying to be extensive
To reach the depth of you deep down inside.
Please don't make me...

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Categories: funny love,

Picture Of You
Picture of you
  in my heart
Face of you
  I don't part
In my heart
  I write your name
In your heart
  I call...

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Categories: angel, funny love,

Carpe Diem
Lovers gather, yelling "carpe diem"
Lovers kiss, living with totem
Lovers fall, counting walls
Lovers forget, crushing falls.

Love birds chirping as one
Under a tree skipping one by one

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Categories: funny love,


Anti-Vegan Manifesto
by Michael R. Burch

Let us
avoid lettuce,
and also celery!

Rising Fall
by Michael R. Burch

after Keats

Seasons of mellow fruitfulness
collect at last into...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor,