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Love Funny Poems

These Love Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Love. These are the best examples of Funny Love poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberThe lemon hit my nose at full force by Caren Krutsinger
The lemon hit my nose at full force,
the second the lid was off.
I ran into the kitchen, disbelieving
For I had already devoured two this month,
and...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Have You Had a Drink Tonight - if so slip off your shoes by Damian Keady
Have you had a drink tonight my love?
If so slip off your high heeled shoes
I can then at least try and count 
All your ugly...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, hilarious,



Premium MemberLucille Ball and Desi Arnaz by Sandra Haight
Lucy And Ricky


That old TV show, 'I Love Lucy', was fun!
     With style, Lucy made us all laugh at each one...

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Categories: funny, relationship,

I am vaporizing in your eyes by Xuefeng Pan
I am vaporizing in your eyes slowly 
Noiselessly, clearly and helplessly
Am I willing to be absorbed as steam?
No! my feeling is no but wordlessly

I am...

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Categories: funny, desire, first love, for

Premium MemberChili Braggart by Caren Krutsinger
I love my own chili,
I know it sounds silly,
heat in pot
nice and hot
it is truly a dilly.

I love my own meatloaf.
I throw on a sugar...

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Categories: funny, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Dragon Eats by M. L. Kiser
Dragons, how they love to eat;
What they eat the most are sweets.
Candy, baked goods, pudding drinks;
Rarely do they ever eat beets.

No asparagus carrots or broccoli;
They...

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Categories: funny, animal, appreciation, candy, food,

Premium MemberMy New Years Resolutions Have Been So Great by Caren Krutsinger
My resolutions have been so great, so terrific, and terribly nice.
I have liked them down to my toes, the first was to be a cop...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Poet on a Date by Ed Morris
A hopelessly poetic guy met
A scientist studying climate.
   Nearly all that she said
   Went right over his head,
But at least he...

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Categories: funny, funny love, humor,

Says Who by Rico Leffanta
One could question the Easter Bunny
Why a limerick should be funny
A rabbit egg
May pull your leg
But it can't give you love nor money!...

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Categories: funny,

Poetry is a metaphor I by lee bates
                     Poetry’s a sniper’s bullet...

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Categories: analogy, cute, funny, humorous,

The Middle Muddle by VIJAI PANT
It is neither here nor there
‘Love’, heading nowhere
Somewhere between
Youthful passion
And aged restraint
At times, a little devil
At times, a little saint
The age wrong
The parties wrong
The wait-...

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Categories: funny love, humor, riddle,

Premium MemberPAss It Witch by Rachel K Martin
Pass It! Witch!! 
Witch! Pass it! Let it Come through! 
Like a ball, tightly fisted 
each part wounded, abundantly 
green, sometimes brown 
it hits, 
touchdown!...

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Categories: funny,

Premium MemberFunny Lady of the 1960s by Caren Krutsinger

Hollywood’s Lucille Ball, loved by many, 
had an enormously profound effect on me.

She was funny and kind and goofy,
and so wonderful, she lit up my...

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Categories: funny, nostalgia,

Our Spicy First Date by Ed Morris
I still savor the thought of the zest that I caught
When you joined us that night after school.
Tara figured out why, since she’s so sage...

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Categories: funny, funny love, humor,

Premium MemberModern Poetry by arthur vaso
Skip ad
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ad blocker
get dressed
is not that kind of poem
vote
please favorite me
I am flavor to be
like me
love me
photoshop me
pause...

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Categories: art, dark, evil, funny,

Blake's Mistake by Ed Morris
“Don’t tell your love,” the sage advised,
“Or you will never get her.”
“Well said!” the swain soliloquized,
“But silence works no better.”

(With apologies to William Blake, author...

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Categories: funny love,

Premium MemberMy Christmas Pets by CayCay Jennings
Each of my cats, my heart does adore;
yes, lovingly, I adore all four.
Raja, Mati, Walter and Lacy
all love Christmas messes like crazy.
For their gifts, I...

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Categories: funny, cat, character, christmas, cute,

Premium MemberA Chinchilla and A Chimpanzee Walked into a Bar by Caren Krutsinger
"A chinchilla and a chimpanzee walked into a bar," my
grandson says, smugly, with that smile.

Where? I ask.  The U.S.? England? The Neverlands?
He gives me...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium MemberCinnamon, Lavender and Stormy by Anthony Slausin
Cindy Cinnamon was a working gal
Lavender Lucy her very best pal
one night they tag teamed Mr. Ed
smoked a pound of panama red
Stormy Daniels did shots...

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Categories: eve, fun, funny, funny

Boxing Day by Rico Leffanta
My love loves to knit and crochet
And she does it all her own way
She knitted a scarf
As long as a wharf
Guess what I got on...

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Categories: christmas, funny,