Love Funny Poems

poetry fondue
i dip into you with the bay window eyes
staring out onto the ocean lines where i see the waves crash
without disguise.
and the docks
while borderline...

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My Colourful Uncle Nev, a Funny Flamboyant with flair
A warning ..only wear black 'here' if you dare
To the friends not present, you must beware
He will...

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My four-year-old grandson is all about singing 
While he swings today
Singing funny songs at first, but now a serious one
About a grandma and how much...

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The time has come, to inform my boy, to pass along the flame.
The secret of, a mystery solved, on how to get a dame.
'Your looks...

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"I saw some road kill on my way over," she said.
She had a horse laugh. "Just a dumb raccoon," she added.
I leapt over the sink...

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If I had a million dollars I would quit my job,
and be depressed and lonely, and unhappy and sad.
I would hear from every relative I...

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         I will never fill your fancy~
         I am...

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Dear You
Please read this letter
In the spirit it was sent
You know I really love you
But every word is meant

I love everything about you
You just need...

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I'm doing all the cookin',and cleanin' all the floors.
The laundry still needs folding, cause' I'm shoppin' at the stores.
I earn a decent salary, and your...

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When But Then Yoga

When
Your downward dog is barking and
Your cat pose is scratching and
Your tree pose is swaying and
Your cow pose is mooing

But
Your snake pose...

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In the wee hours between dreams of fantasy
And before REM sleep appears with common sense
Those hours bring forth apparitions
That in no way makes sense ...

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love is like ice cream
the flavor goes bad when it melts
when it melts it loses its appeal
its time to get another cone!



Just one gum drop
is...

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My ambition up and left me, and now I’m really in a sweat.
   The computer’s on, coffee’s hot, a CD’s playing, I’m all...

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Possible seventy-nine-degree high today
A day to twirl, and dance and play.

I am saying to everyone I feel sick. We should all be home.
Drawing pictures, planting...

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We are two women, foot-loose and fanci-less-free,
My fourteen-year-old granddaughter and me.
Her mother started saying “don’t get too crazy,”
So I waved my credit cards at her...

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HAPPY FUNNY PADDLE Baby Boy - 

I love my baby
He is nurtured  and happy.
He has funny hands
And tiny amazing fingers
He paddles; I feel happy



4/7/19
written...

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She was sitting on the edge of the bar stool
Not wearing anything but her wings.
I found it curious that no one else seemed
to want a...

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If i ever said i'm over you i lied.
If i ever said i didn't care i lied.
For what shines today does forever.
And you shine brighter...

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You've got some making up to do
You know I'm really mad at you
For God's sake please, just go away
I've had enough of you today

 ...

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A million dollars!
Are you kidding me?
I would have been happy with a million cents,
A million fried shrimp, a million point on Allpoetry.
But a million dollars!
What?
You...

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