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Love Funny Poems

These Love Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Love. These are the best examples of Funny Love poems written by international poets.

He's Still My Man

(A country song to my hubby…read this with a Loretta Lynn voice)

Verse one:

Well, my man is the kind who likes to unwind 
with a BudLight...

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Categories: family, fun, funny love,

Gavin Godzilla

A beast named Gavin Godzilla 
Liked a girl named Priscilla. 
The issue was that he was a klutz 
And it drove everyone nuts. 
He was...

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Categories: funny, appreciation, best friend, children,

Modern Sea Creatures

Creatures of the sea, all beautiful and fair. 
A thought comes to mind, what if they swam in the air? 
Would we swat fish away...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, adventure, animal,

Flamingo Tango

Did you know that
Flamingos love to tango?
Three steps forward, one side step,
Shake of the hips, they end the prep.
Quick, quick, slow, gracefully slide,
Flamingos dance as...

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Categories: funny, animal, bird, children, color,

The Perils Of Staying Power

How’s your finger? 
                     ...

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Categories: age, funny, how i

I think my boyfriend's Gay

The way he gazes at the moon, 
Doesn't quite feel right; every day he has a different tune. 
I envy his starlight, the perfect fit...

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Categories: boyfriend, fantasy, funny love,

Oreo Coming Home

Picture of Little Oreo’s arrival

I can’t believe you bring so much love and mischief
You were carried in by a stork
Too much wait for your arrival
Now...

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Categories: funny, love,

Self Satisfied

Self Satisfied
...

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Categories: children, funny, inspirational, love,

AI's Favorite guy

AI's Favorite Guy

My dear, you’ve found a brand new love
Not me, your wife, but bytes above.
ChatGPT, Gemini, in your ear,
Whispering sweet nothings, oh so clear.

You...

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Categories: funny, allusion, computer, for him,

Why Are Cats So Cute ?


I love my tabby kitty's tummy dots.
all those swirly, soft, downy lovely spots;
she likes to jump, spin and leap,
sometime, behind me will creep . ....

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Categories: cat, funny, love,

Lion sleeps tonight

Falling asleep while waiting for you
Trying to keep my eyes open
I don’t know why you didn’t turn up
You said you’d come
I bought a lovely rose...

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Categories: animal, funny, humorous, love,

Is someone watching me

Is someone watching me.
...

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Categories: funny, giggle, love,

Rejection After the Reading

Someone brought tacos
to the basement bar—
al pastor, slick with pineapple
and something red
that warned from the foil.

I took one
because she handed it to me
with both hands
and...

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Categories: funny love,

Humiliation

I thought at your fiftieth we would make up,
I saved every drop to buy you a new Ford.
Your Royce is still sweet, but it needs...

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Categories: funny, anger, betrayal, emotions, feelings,

Belly Dancer- part 1

The Djinn put me in a bottle
I made him watch me as I did a spin.
Only to hide when I will make my escape
...

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Categories: funny love, gothic, humorous,