Love Funny Poems | Examples
These Love Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Love. These are the best examples of Funny Love poems written by international poets.
life can be funny or sad
depending on how it goes
I have had girlfriends say they would never love again
they invited me to their big wedding day
I feel that never is a very long time
why put the word never onto anything
I said for many years not to say never
never is not in my vocabulary.
Out in the street a couple in embrace
made a lurid scene in the marketplace.
The shoppers gathered to shout
“your love we don’t ever doubt,
but get a room to shun public disgrace”.
Up high, I touched a cloud
thinking it would be clingy
as that tasty lick of cotton-candy
stretched and stringy --
Touched a heart! Stuck forever.
Now wasn’t that also sweet
and clever!?
.
shh
you'll give'it
just
away
m-hm
mmphs cool
are
oooh wait
shh
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*sum'onez gottuh
say'it ')
pic show
no show?
she's late
first date
lame gaffe
big laugh
airborne
popcorn
Walking down a country road
I fell upon a baby bear talking with a hare.
They look like they were long time friends that didn't have a care.
How are you today said the baby bear standing up with his arms in the air.
I have a little problem today said the hare
But no one seems to care.
I can't seem to find where I put my carrots yesterday
I have looked everywhere even in the barn in the big stack of hay.
My carrots seem nowhere to be found.
My friend can you please help me track them down.
The two friends wandered off
In search of the carrots,
Along the way they found a trail that led them to a feret.
The ferret had a belly ache
You see he ate all of hare's carrots..
What a naughty feret
.
woops
for mine fellowz
who edvard'z
knowz
lissp'siz
'er'z love'n
uh
shot
((owch))
eve
owch
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I'm cuddly and cute
truly devoted to you-
but on my own terms
(Goldilocks)
One bear - two bears- baby makes three,
Mommy making hot berry tea and brie.
Soup is way too hot,
No sleep on a soft cot.
New home and not needing to flee.
(Little Red Riding hood)
Mommy gave me good advice,
maybe I should have listened twice.
A wolf I did find,
lost my love and mind
Now pregnant paying the price.
(The Three Little Pigs)
We are three of a family kind,
except one got caught in the wind.
One got caught by the fire,
he was in a house fryer.
Wanting new homes space aged designed.
.
"yes i was
if 'him' was you"
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Love Poem to a Cat
Your simplicity is Absolute.
As such, a Perfection of your kind.
Eat, Sleep, Cuddle With The Giants, Get The Pets
Repeat.
Your days a monochrome monotony
Eternal yet ephemeral
You can be a nuisance
But never trouble
(unlike your sister, who ran off because Mom wouldn't share her ice cream)
The Outside World is not for you,
Dear Boy.
It would chew you up and spit you out;
We can't have that.
So stay in with us as we retire
Live out your hopefully longish perfect cat life
Safe in its comfortable nonexcitement
When you are gone
You shall leave
A furry little hole in my heart
So sleep well,
My dear little Bubbula.
Sleep well.
C=Coconut Cake is for me.
O=Over the tongue to my belly with glee.
C=Crack open a coconut with love for thee.
O=Open slowly a gift from the tree.
N=Now grate the white meat is the key.
U=Using in the cake and icing by the sea.
T=Totally heavenly we all agree.
C=Coconut Cake is for the Easter Bunny.
A=After dinner that is on the money.
K=Kate wanted to add some honey.
E=Eddie said no that would be too funny.
Shy Henry is hung like a horse
The ladies love him of course
Little did they know
He prefers a beau
Day late and a dollar short
Potty training a toddler is tough
Takes patience and lots of love
And on a whim
Says he can’t swim
Fears falling in drowning butt up