Love Funny Poems
These Love Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Love. These are the best examples of Funny Love poems written by international poets.
For the Sake of the Children
Let’s not make a scene—
not in front of the metaphor-curious.
We owe them a semblance
of shared syllabic stability.
You take Tuesdays,
I’ll keep weekends and the enjambments.
Let’s split...
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Categories:
extended metaphor, friendship, funny
ClassifiedsIn the quiet still
in the sable night
dreamy dotted with
punctuates of light
I recall
my youthful days:
no balcony too steep
nor high – those I could
not climb, then~ simply...
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dream, funny love, humor,
in-equalities(in)equalities
fat ugly
thin beautiful
beautiful good
ugly evil
strength power
knowledge = power
persuasion > force
wealth success
avarice = evil
impoverished lazy
expensive quality
travel...
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Categories:
funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Big Blue CowI saw her in a meadow high
Where red flowers touch the sky
Her eyes were mournful, so much inside
I looked within, skepticism died
(chorus)
I'm in love with...
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Categories:
feelings, funny love, humor,
Sing Spring
Scavenging squirrels search for acorns, scratching old stumps from trees.
Scampering up my sugar maple, they steal my bird feeder seeds.
Sleepy salamanders wake from...
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Categories:
funny, butterfly, spring,
THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER VERSACETHE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER VERSACE
STANZA 1
How lovely it sounds,
To hear of a Beautiful Flower which profound.
Wanting to be with it, for years abound.
Going far beyond,
To see...
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Categories:
funny, art, flower, for her,
Bottle Caps And Belly Button LintYou collect old bottle caps
and belly button lint.
I don't find you strange;
I find you endearing.
And maybe it's because
we're both locked...
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funny, funny love, humor,
crazy rich asians American styleThe faithful white race MAGA troop
Should look at this late-breaking scoop:
Trump's "elites" agree
Their face lifts to be
Will ape the Chinese ethnic group...
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Categories:
evil, funny love, mental
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Clock-in Time: Unknown
Clock-out Time: Immediately After You Notice Him
You won’t see him arrive.
You might catch a glimpse--
a flicker...
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funny, humor, humorous, parody,
In Playground of Imagination
The question is,
should I listen to my imagination?
Sometimes it can go very wild,
I look for a lion ready to eat me alive.
There are times it...
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funny, imagination, poetry, poets, write,
Escaping The SilenceVitamins, chained to shallow waters. Buried in a cave. Below the world. I stand ready. Waiting for more. Seeds of sorrow planted deep.
Mercy or remorse....
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funny, beautiful, blessing, confidence, deep,
PushedAnd even SHOVED I say!
For the love of my life threw me away.
It happened too fast--
Quicker than a flash--
And now, alone in the bed, I...
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Categories:
angst, betrayal, emotions, funny,
fat funny friend
they always ask me to stay a little longer,
as if laughter came from my skin.
as if I could be unlonely
just by making sure no one...
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Categories:
funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Oooh, what she said driving her Hyundai SonataCruising in her Hyundai Sonata,
listening to a Bach cantata,
she killed the overhead light
and mused, “For dinner tonight?
I'd love your saucy enchilada.”...
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Categories:
car, funny love, giggle,
My Three BoysIt gets kind of crazy living with 3 young boys, there’s always a mess and there’s constant noise.
Their mouths constantly running, their little legs too;...
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Categories:
boy, funny love, mom,