Funny School Poems

These School Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about School. These are the best examples of Funny School poems written by international poets.


Braggadocio Haint The Style Of This Whelk Hooked Sluggish Autodidact by matthew harris
Nay, despite failing to make the grade,
     this bluesy well red, duff mute 
     average white band...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 12th grade,

Premium MemberAwesome Kid Grandma by Caren Krutsinger
I like Scrabble, and Monopoly,
And Cadoo, and Dabble too.
I like The Game of Life,
And other fun stuff to do. 

I like challenges like 
finding peppermints...

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Categories: funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,



A Highly Sensitive Nature by Andrew Crisci
How hilarious is being born
with a highly sensitive nature;
this is unmanly and very rare
for someone seldom forlorn. 

If transformation took place on a public stage,
I...

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Categories: celebrity, change, funny, hilarious,

Premium MemberThe Class Clown by Gershon Wolf
He's the class clown, full of hijinks and pranks,
Puts tacks on your seat, swallows fish from the tank.
He's full of you-know-what and vinegar, energy galore,
Will...

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Categories: fun, funny, sad, school,

My gay moment by andrew rogers
My mom always told me not to show my heart so much,
because she said the world will chew it up and spit it out in...

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Categories: funny, age, cute, first love,

Premium MemberBorn in November by Charlie Knowlton

                    

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Categories: autumn, birthday, football, funny,

Premium MemberShut up It is a SECRET by Caren Krutsinger
This was accidentally written as a common to my buddy, Line.
Yes, THAT Line.
The famous Line.
The one who wins all the contests, and 
we all love...

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Categories: funny, 9th grade, family, fantasy,

Premium MemberLickety Split by Caren Krutsinger
L ittle voices, rising in volume and pitch
I mploring teacher, begs all available aids to help pop 
C oats, hats, muffs, mitts, sweaters, gloves, socks,...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

My Dad In Quotes by Juliet Ligon
When playtime was over my tiny hands tediously picked up Tyco toys, a fistful of three at a time. "Atta girl," my dad would encourage....

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Categories: funny, appreciation, bereavement, blessing, childhood,

Premium MemberThe Identical Rock Twins by Caren Krutsinger
Trixie and Blixie were identical twins.
Darling little girls.
Hazel eyes. 
Big puffy shoulders.
Magical pearl-laden dresses, made by their mother, who was a wonderful seamstress.
People on the...

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Categories: funny, how i feel,

Premium MemberYOU HAVE TO GO WITH HER by Caren Krutsinger
Our school secretary woke up every day, begging for unhappy.
By her daily face, I knew she was almost always able to find it.
By her heart,...

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Categories: encouraging, fun, funny, humorous,

Baseball Everywhere by I.B. Rimon
Elvin and Leroy were baseball players
From the time they were six years old
And best friends since the early days
A million baseball stories to be told

Their...

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Categories: funny, angel, childhood, death of

Premium Member Sharpen Those Social Skills - INSTANTLY by Nina Parmenter
Are you socially awkward or totally British?
Does small talk just make you feel nervous and skittish?
On the school run, the bus, in the office each...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Crazy Day by Harriet Shea
 Ever find yourself getting
 up on the wrong side of 
 the bed, knowing your 
 going to have one of those 
 days!!...

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Categories: funny,

Premium MemberGonna Rapid Fire Ya by Nina Parmenter
I’m flowin’ like the Ganges
You know you cannot stand me
I make your rhymes sound pitiful
Your rhythm namby pamby
My rhymes have got more flavour
Than yours, so...

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Categories: fun, funny, hip hop,

Comedy movie contest super bad by Anna Hopper
One skinny geek, one with stuffing
The third wheel went by “Mclovin”
A wasted girl
Began to hurl
Then the fat boy took off running
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Categories: funny, graduate, high school,

Premium MemberHalf-hearted snow by Nina Parmenter
Snowflakes.
Fragments of dreams,
Swirl non-committally.
Will they settle, or fade away?
Who knows.

Shovel.
Sadly untouched,
Standing expectantly.
Will it finally have its day?
Doubt it.

Children.
Hope boiling over,
Planning epic snow-fights.
Will their school be...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium MemberThe Story of Sophie Smith by Nina Parmenter
Sophie Smith came home from school, her blue eyes shining bright,
Her mum saw what was in her hand, and turned completely white.
“Look Mummy!” she cried...

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Categories: children, kids, fun, funny,

My Teenage Son Isn't Potty Trained by randy johnson
I'm going to tell you something and I'll be quite plain.
I have a fifteen year old son who couldn't be potty trained.
I tried to potty...

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Categories: funny, humor,

Premium MemberOde To A Gym Teacher by Barbara Dickenson
Ode To A Gym Teacher

Amid brassiere and derrière
She strives to put her clothes on.
Her panties there, stockings here 
The rest of it, she throws on.

At...

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Categories: 9th grade, funny, girl,