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School Funny Poems

These School Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about School. These are the best examples of Funny School poems written by international poets.


Premium Member A Mother's True Love
Love comes in many shapes, sizes and thoughts,
the love of flowers, things, our best pets.
Love may come as that special gift,
the one gift I have...

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Categories: funny, baby, love, mother,



Premium Member A New January
Resolutions each January I feel I must do.                 ...

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Categories: funny, february, january, power,

Premium Member My Computer
I navigate my computer,                     ...

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Categories: funny, computer, words, writing,

Premium Member Spring STRAND CHOICE 2
Singing birds emerging.
Pretty flowers are blooming.
Rabbits are hopping.
In spring things start living.
Nests of eggs are cracking.
Gardens are now growing.

Written Date: 1/21/2020...

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Categories: funny, bird, flower, spring,

Premium Member If There Was No Poetry
No more poetry,
say it's not so.
How do I live not writing any more, 
no more words and stories to express.
No more rhymes,
to pass my time.
How...

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Categories: funny, poetry, words, writing,



Premium Member Wrong Year Great Leap Forward
All the birthday boys,                     ...

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Categories: funny, birthday, boy, humor,

Premium Member First Impressions
First Impressions
lasting thoughts...

Do you drink, do you smoke, 
do you toke, are you broke? 
What is important to ask, 
but more important to know. 

Did...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, marriage, mentor, miss you,

Premium Member Blue Dress
Blue Dress

The dolphins of Monrovia, 
came to dinner one day. 
The dress, 
all blue...
you understand. 

It was held beneath the sea, 
not under a tree,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, africa, hip hop, holocaust,

Premium Member Church Today
Church Today

The small church sanctuary was empty. 
Well, not really, that is never exactly true. 
There are always angels, 
playing in the rafters, 
tiptoeing across...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, allah, angel, appreciation, atheist,

Premium Member Protecting the Small
Protecting the Small

How do people in power rise, 
when all they are talking about, 
is against everything that can be 
remembered…
taught in school? 

How can...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, abortion, abuse, addiction, allah,

Premium Member Loyalty and Laughter
Loyalty and Laughter

We gather together as friends. 
We teach other things, 
and share our lives as one. 

Strangers come 
and take pieces
and parts…
and…
leave worms
and 
bugs.

Not...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, analogy, angel, anger, anti

Our School Cheer
IBM
UBM
ICBM
On the floor....

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Categories: funny, baseball, basketball, games, high

Premium Member School Gloomiform
We wore bottle green sweaters
that shrunk to fit snugly
so blossoming bodies
looked suitably ugly,

trapezium skirts
quite devoid of all fun,
though they’d look rather good 
on my Nan,...

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Categories: clothes, fun, funny, humor,

Premium Member Another One Down
Another One Down
And another one bites the dust. 

Marriage. 
My friend, my neighbor, the lady next door, 
Rampant miscalculations of being too nice, 
two people...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, appreciation, betrayal, divorce, drink,

Premium Member The Restaurant
The Restaurant 
(55+ )

Crows eyes and acorn feet, 
What will I look like, 
When I get old?
When will that be?

Kindergarten ABC’s, 
Elementary 123’s, 
High (School)...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, 12th grade, angel, bible,

Meow, Meow: bang, bang parody
I was old when he was a baby
my feline loved me ardently, but he drove me crazy.

He loved to play at midnight when everyone slept,
Chewed...

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Categories: animal, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Overworked Witches
What's a single mom, overworked witch to do?
School potlucks won't suck up fat vats of witch brew
Green goop soup disinfects science projects
Magic wand deflects coupon...

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Categories: funny, halloween, mom, school,

Premium Member The Fashion Zebra
The Fashion Zebra

I am a flake. 
That is the term for people that do not follow through. 
It may not be fair. I have spent...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: freedom, funny, inspirational, love,

He Was The Music Man
He Was The Music Man


Mr Pankridge
was a totem pole,
red-haired, blue-mouthed militant,
Six-foot, tip-toeing, tangle-footed trip hazard.
“The Music Wizard”
or “Hanky Panky” if he’s grumpy.
He could spit Mussorgsky
across...

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Categories: funny, appreciation, high school, student,

Premium Member Bipedal Insects
Bipedal Insects

I hate and hate and hate. 
I want to stop others from being happy. 
How dare they be safe, and well fed? 
How dare...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, africa, allah, america, anxiety,