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School Funny Poems

These School Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about School. These are the best examples of Funny School poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Are You My Daddy
Field trip day
Science City
I get assigned the five best kids
Three of the wildest boys
One kept yelling “are you my daddy?”
to strange men.
They looked at him...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,



Premium Member I am a Magician
A spanking new fourth grade boy in
the most rigid fourth-grade teacher’s class
introduced himself in this way
“I am a magician. I hypnotize my parents nightly.
They do...

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Categories: funny, 3rd grade, 4th grade,

Premium Member Teachers are Bag Ladies
Bags upon bags upon piles within piles of bags
Yes, teachers are the ultimate bag-ladies.
Rarely but occasionally a bag-man steps into our midst
But here at the...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member We are Wearing Pajamas Today
We are wearing pajamas today.
We are super heroes, butterflies, unicorns, and mice.
We have slippers with long rat tails.
Mine are gorillas with red light-up eyes.

One or...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member Let's All Call In Sick
Possible seventy-nine-degree high today
A day to twirl, and dance and play.

I am saying to everyone I feel sick. We should all be home.
Drawing pictures, planting...

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Categories: funny, jobs, school, teacher,

Premium Member Fire-Breathing Mama Comes to School
Fire Breathing Mama Comes to School
She was snorting fire and breathing nails.
It was the first time I had met her, so I was taken aback.
Just...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member We Have Our Own Nickname For Her
He calls me names, the teacher said.
Her arms were crossed; her mouth was tight, 
She was mean-face-angry. Furious maybe.
What names? The boss asked her.
Does it...

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Categories: 7th grade, fun, funny,

Premium Member The Lawyer
Are Lawyers needed? I put to you,
       to begin our little tale.
Besides the time, you smoked that pot,
 ...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Babysitting First Graders
This is a first grader’s day
I build a house! I build a house!
Another first grader chimes in.
It has a mouse! And maybe a louse!
Third first...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member Calindae Knows Everything
Calindae knows everything
She is the expert of all
I sit next to her during meetings
For there might be group work
And I know she will grab the...

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Categories: 12th grade, funny, satire,

Premium Member I Picture the Grim Reaper Dragging Her Out
She is pompous, arrogant,
One sided. Espousing prophetic nonsense 
Self-assured for no reason whatsoever
I listen to her internal volcano
Trying to conquer me in one of her...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Extra-Galactic Adventure Okay
An extragalactic out-of-town adventure is what you need.
Your imagination fresh like Einstein’s, not going to seed.
I would loan you my purple rocket ship, but it...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Where Does My Kitty Cat Go

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Where does my kitty cat go every day?
When I'm heading to school, is he getting away?
Or forgetting he musn't let strays in to play?
Where does...

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Categories: funny, adventure, cat, children, friendship

Premium Member Where is Our Real Teacher
Where is our real teacher?
Yes.
Substitute teachers get asked this hourly.
Maybe even every eight minutes.

Sometimes I give a teacher a bathroom break.
Especially a pregnant teacher.
They need...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member A Look In His Eye Says Old School
The Look of a Giant Monster Who Eats Children and Puppies
Gnashing and slashing he crashes into my world
Taking over my soul, or trying to.
His sharp...

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Categories: funny, 4th grade, 5th grade,

Deadly Magical Power
All I have to do is paint a portrait of somebody being dead and he or she dies in real life.
I've painted portraits of my...

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Categories: dark, death, funny, humor,

Premium Member We Are the Kindergarteners
We are leaping and peeping and laughing and clapping.
A fun day for sure, and there has been no slapping.
We are the kindergarteners, a mighty throng.
We...

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Categories: funny, fun,

Premium Member Day in the Life of the First Grader
This is how a first grader’s day goes. 
Six of them are at a table playing with Legos
Which is kind of the new less-messy playdough...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member Let Us Plant A Balloon Tree
Let us plant a balloon tree, in the center of our hearts.
Let us give her red, orange, pink, and yellow to warm us up.
Let us...

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Categories: funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

I Can't Read or Write
I didn't get much schooling so I can't read or write.
Many people don't understand my situation and plight.
I thought I was buying sugar but I...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous,