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School Funny Poems

These School Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about School. These are the best examples of Funny School poems written by international poets.


College by Elissa Quigley
Classes scattered throughout the week,
learning the right way to speak.
People swarm in hoards,
living in brick-walled wards.

Allegedly adults,
without the results.
More space to learn who to be,
strong...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, integrity,

Our Spicy First Date by Ed Morris
I still savor the thought of the zest that I caught
When you joined us that night after school.
Tara figured out why, since she’s so sage...

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Categories: funny, funny love, humor,



Premium MemberLeave Your Children With A Mass Murderer by Caren Krutsinger
Are you ready?
Picture eighty-seven children, practicing for a Christmas show
in a sales barn that does not have heat or a sound system.

A skunk died somewhere...

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Categories: christmas, endurance, faith, funny,

Premium MemberLearning - a Good Investment by Bartholomew Williams
A lazy student known as Burt, 
To parents and teachers was curt.
        With little knowledge,
   ...

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Categories: books, education, funny, humorous,

Premium MemberHelp Wanted by Mark J. Halliday
Help wanted.   See the details below.

I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, 
A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise...

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Categories: funny love, humorous,

Premium MemberDem Bones by Caren Krutsinger
Scaly bones, smelly bones, bones all the way through.
Old bones, bold bones, green bones, bones for me and you.
Bones rattling around in a skeleton’s un-skin,
Bones...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium MemberA Bunch of Infidels by Dear Heart
I will turn back the pages of my life,
to when I was a little girl at school;
it was an old catholic school run by nuns,
gosh,...

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Categories: childhood, funny, religion,

Premium MemberI Am Going To Be Stern With Me Today by Caren Krutsinger
I am going to be sternly in charge of myself today; I will put up with no antics or nonsense.
We are going to clean this...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Membercreative conformity by P.S. AWTRY
I have a lovely daughter, who is a lovely mess,
for every rule you give her, she will have to test.
She’s always just inside the lines...

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Categories: art, daughter, fashion, funny,

Premium MemberBullies Thwarted Again by Caren Krutsinger
We bullies jeered and we hooted.
We were big and bad and mean.
We told everyone he tooted
We called him Navy Bean.

We made fun of his homemade...

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Categories: funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium MemberPink Polyester Pants by Quoth TheRaven
~~~~~~~~                     Pink Polyester Pants ...

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Categories: funny, beauty, best friend, boy,

Premium MemberOnly Six Ninety-nine by Caren Krutsinger
We are selling shirts for six ninety-nine.
They have school colors – tangerine and lime.
They are scratchy and wrinkly most of the time.
Come closer, young pigeons,...

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Categories: funny, fun,

Premium MemberA Teacher Is Missing by Caren Krutsinger
Slightly late, I ran into school 
Exuberantly yelled, “I’m here!”
Senile secretary Miss Mule
Gave me a tiny silent cheer.

“A teacher is missing!” 
She sang out to...

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Categories: funny, teacher,

Premium MemberOur New Almost Vice Principal by Caren Krutsinger
She introduced herself to the staff as their new vice-principal.
It was not the truth,
Not quite a lie yet either.
In truth, she had
Warned the principal
She was...

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Categories: funny, school, work,

Premium MemberInvisible Oldster by Caren Krutsinger
Taco chili. Pumpkin bread. Zucchini bread. Gingerbread cookies. Chicken and dumplings.
It is a potluck at school and we were supposed to bring our favorite fall...

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Categories: funny, life,

Premium MemberBallad Of Little Arlene by Caren Krutsinger
She was lean, she was mean, a fighting machine.
Sixteen brothers had toughened her up.
She was secret woman, our little Arlene.
Raised on cold kerosene from a...

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Categories: funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium MemberNever Under Estimate A Child by Caren Krutsinger
My identical twin sister came to school with me once
Many moons ago.
We wore the same clothes, and the same socks and the same shoes.
Only our...

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Categories: funny, fear, hilarious,

Old school by Alex Duffy
I wish we could take it back to the old school days
Back when being a drug addict was considered a bad thing and not a...

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Categories: emotions, encouraging, fun, funny,

Premium MemberThe Substitute Teacher by Caren Krutsinger
The substitute teacher comes in all grins, giggles, and smiles.
Her resume’ runs on for a thousand and six hundred miles.
She is perky and ready, and...

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Categories: funny, humorous, teacher,

Premium MemberLimerick To Honor A Calm Teacher by Caren Krutsinger
Know you are the absolute best,
The new kid has given a test.
You stayed calm cool, and collected,
So completely unaffected,
His childish behavior a test


We are watching...

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Categories: funny, 8th grade, endurance, feelings,