Funny School Poems

These School Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about School. These are the best examples of Funny School poems written by international poets.


In a Pinch by Charmica Knight
Silly Dilly in pursuit of school
Always late which was not very cool
	Two legs in his pants
	Broke out in a dance
Oh, how that zipper was so...

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Categories: funny,

Premium MemberFootprints by David Drowley
Striking along an azure shore,
Lover’s footprints formed in our wake
Are like a school of funny fish,
With little spoon-like fins, which swim,
Midst gaping clams and scuttled...

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Categories: fish, funny, memory, sea,



Premium MemberTold You She Wasnt Typical by Brenda Chiri
Told You She Wasn't Typical

I stand to give you applause
Raven see's what it really was
Made no sense even from my view
Sorry, I see who was...

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Categories: betrayal, for him, funny,

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Heaven by Larry Bradfield
A funny thing happened on the way to heaven.
Of course I had been told about the Pearly Gates.
I had lived my life until eighty and...

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Categories: funny, humorous,

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Dreamland by curtis johnson
I could see, feel, and hear it.  The fragrance was of an arresting aroma.          ...

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Categories: funny, bible, destiny, dream, faith,

Premium Memberfinding friends by doug pederson
when Figgie the frog came home from his first day at school
his mother asked how he like the teacher. he replied ‘just fine mom’

Then she...

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Categories: 1st grade, funny,

Premium MemberInsults You May Use by Jack Ellison

You're not as dumb as people say, you're dumber
Seen people like you before, but had to pay admission
You're so fat, you could sell shade
Do you...

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Categories: funny,

Braggadocio Haint The Style Of This Whelk Hooked Sluggish Autodidact by matthew harris
Nay, despite failing to make the grade,
     this bluesy well red, duff mute 
     average white band...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 12th grade,

Premium MemberAwesome Kid Grandma by Caren Krutsinger
I like Scrabble, and Monopoly,
And Cadoo, and Dabble too.
I like The Game of Life,
And other fun stuff to do. 

I like challenges like 
finding peppermints...

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Categories: funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

A Highly Sensitive Nature by Andrew Crisci
How hilarious is being born
with a highly sensitive nature;
this is unmanly and very rare
for someone seldom forlorn. 

If transformation took place on a public stage,
I...

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Categories: celebrity, change, funny, hilarious,

Premium MemberThe Class Clown by Gershon Wolf
He's the class clown, full of hijinks and pranks,
Puts tacks on your seat, swallows fish from the tank.
He's full of you-know-what and vinegar, energy galore,
Will...

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Categories: fun, funny, sad, school,

My gay moment by andrew rogers
My mom always told me not to show my heart so much,
because she said the world will chew it up and spit it out in...

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Categories: funny, age, cute, first love,

Premium MemberBorn in November by Charlie Knowlton

                    

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Categories: autumn, birthday, football, funny,

Premium MemberShut up It is a SECRET by Caren Krutsinger
This was accidentally written as a common to my buddy, Line.
Yes, THAT Line.
The famous Line.
The one who wins all the contests, and 
we all love...

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Categories: funny, 9th grade, family, fantasy,

Premium MemberLickety Split by Caren Krutsinger
L ittle voices, rising in volume and pitch
I mploring teacher, begs all available aids to help pop 
C oats, hats, muffs, mitts, sweaters, gloves, socks,...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

My Dad In Quotes by Juliet Ligon
When playtime was over my tiny hands tediously picked up Tyco toys, a fistful of three at a time. "Atta girl," my dad would encourage....

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Categories: funny, appreciation, bereavement, blessing, childhood,

Premium MemberThe Identical Rock Twins by Caren Krutsinger
Trixie and Blixie were identical twins.
Darling little girls.
Hazel eyes. 
Big puffy shoulders.
Magical pearl-laden dresses, made by their mother, who was a wonderful seamstress.
People on the...

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Categories: funny, how i feel,

Premium MemberYOU HAVE TO GO WITH HER by Caren Krutsinger
Our school secretary woke up every day, begging for unhappy.
By her daily face, I knew she was almost always able to find it.
By her heart,...

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Categories: encouraging, fun, funny, humorous,

Baseball Everywhere by I.B. Rimon
Elvin and Leroy were baseball players
From the time they were six years old
And best friends since the early days
A million baseball stories to be told

Their...

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Categories: funny, angel, childhood, death of

Premium Member Sharpen Those Social Skills - INSTANTLY by Nina Parmenter
Are you socially awkward or totally British?
Does small talk just make you feel nervous and skittish?
On the school run, the bus, in the office each...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,