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School Funny Poems

These School Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about School. These are the best examples of Funny School poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Emma and Deacon
Emma, Empress of Unicorn Empire,
esprit de corps of elementary school,
expeditious at exaggerating expression,
eagerly extending empathy of enormous embrace,
endless enthusiasm, exuberant existence.

Deacon, Duke of derring-do,
diligently, doggedly...

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Categories: funny, 7th grade, 8th grade,



Premium Member ANIMAL CHAOS
ANIMAL CHAOS

Dogs barking loudly,
excited cats meowing,
as rats run and play:-
...

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Categories: funny, 3rd grade, cat, cute,

Premium Member WALLFLOWER
as the dance ends ~ the wallflower comes to life...

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Categories: funny, fun, giggle, sweet, uplifting,

Newton’s Rotten Luck
Sir Isaac Newton, so great,
Had the apple been rotten and late,
No physics would have been discovered yet,
No derivations would have ever been set....

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Categories: anger, for teens, funny,

But why did my mother faint?
Mangoes, golden and full, their scent~
a whispered promise of mischief.
My fingers sticky, my heart pounding.
My mother’s eyes—wide, unblinking.

“Where did you get these?”
Her voice, a blade...

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Categories: allegory, daughter, funny, innocence,



Unrequited
Katie’s ribs pressed against her skin,
the sharp angles of a body once soft.
She lifted her blouse, let me see—
the stubs, the little bumps,
two perfect incisions...

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Categories: funny, america, bridal shower, death

Premium Member When Shakespeare was in school learning his grammar
When Shakespeare was in school learning his grammar, 
under his breath, you could sometimes hear him stammer,
"Who are these fools
who teach you to write by...

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© Rio Jansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,

That School Report

A lot of time was spent at school.
I always liked to play the fool.
It was written in my school report,
although the teachers would exhort.

The teachers...

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© Sean Wilde  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, cheer up, children, freedom,

Premium Member Another Incident


It was a balmy night by the sea
the bar wasn't empty, nor was it full
I was on my 5th whiskey sour
it matched my mood
some days...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, imagination,

Premium Member Outside The Beltway Thoughts On Chiefs vs Ravens September 5, 2024
Edgar my dear 
Why do you have that spear 
Is that your plan?
When in a jam? 
Scare the bloody Kansas City yellow and red 
When...

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Categories: football, funny, games, grave,

Premium Member Nursery Rhymes Contest
Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes for adults?

 One, two Buckle My Shoe  

One,  two,  Got caught cheating on you
Three, four, we got a...

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Categories: funny, humor, nursery rhyme, satire,

Premium Member I Can Lie Too
You're so incredible, the most amazing man
I'm taken to the heights of pleasure with the touch of your hand
There will never be another man who...

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Categories: funny, black love, break up,

The wisdom school of a fool
(There are wisdom schools which,  
going backward from what has happened,
can either prove or disprove almost anything)

If there’s a fool, who’s learnt to be...

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Categories: funny, wisdom,

I Wish this was a Joke
I am in love again
I never thought I'd see the day
It was among things I had forgotten
How to feel in eigth grade

The first time that...

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Categories: funny, 8th grade, best friend,

Premium Member A Lesson in Wit and Humor
Written: February 23, 2024

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© Sotto Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: childhood, class, fruit, funny,


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