School Funny Poems
These School Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about School. These are the best examples of Funny School poems written by international poets.
Never Under Estimate A Child
by Caren Krutsinger
My identical twin sister came to school with me once
Many moons ago.
We wore the same clothes, and the same socks and the same shoes.
Only our...
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funny, fear, hilarious,
Old school
by Alex Duffy
I wish we could take it back to the old school days
Back when being a drug addict was considered a bad thing and not a...
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emotions, encouraging, fun, funny,
The Substitute Teacher
by Caren Krutsinger
The substitute teacher comes in all grins, giggles, and smiles.
Her resume’ runs on for a thousand and six hundred miles.
She is perky and ready, and...
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funny, humorous, teacher,
Limerick To Honor Calm A Calm Teacher
by Caren Krutsinger
Know you are the absolute best,
The new kid has given a test.
You stayed calm cool, and collected,
So completely unaffected,
His childish behavior a test
We are watching...
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Limerick
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funny, 8th grade, endurance, feelings,
Straight Talking McGee
by Jerry T Curtis
McGee sat deep in his overstuffed chair
As his son came home from school
McGee called out as Shawn rushed by
“I need to 'ave a word with...
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funny, humor, humorous,
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childhood, fun, funny, school,
In a Pinch
by Charmica Knight
Silly Dilly in pursuit of school
Always late which was not very cool
Two legs in his pants
Broke out in a dance
Oh, how that zipper was so...
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Limerick
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funny,
Footprints
by David Drowley
Striking along an azure shore,
Lover’s footprints formed in our wake
Are like a school of funny fish,
With little spoon-like fins, which swim,
Midst gaping clams and scuttled...
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fish, funny, memory, sea,
Told You She Wasnt Typical
by Brenda Chiri
Told You She Wasn't Typical
I stand to give you applause
Raven see's what it really was
Made no sense even from my view
Sorry, I see who was...
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Categories:
betrayal, for him, funny,
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Rhyme
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funny, humorous,
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Narrative
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funny, bible, destiny, dream, faith,
finding friends
by doug pederson
when Figgie the frog came home from his first day at school
his mother asked how he like the teacher. he replied ‘just fine mom’
Then she...
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Narrative
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1st grade, funny,
Insults You May Use
by Jack Ellison
You're not as dumb as people say, you're dumber
Seen people like you before, but had to pay admission
You're so fat, you could sell shade
Do you...
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Narrative
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funny,
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Free verse
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funny, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Awesome Kid Grandma
by Caren Krutsinger
I like Scrabble, and Monopoly,
And Cadoo, and Dabble too.
I like The Game of Life,
And other fun stuff to do.
I like challenges like
finding peppermints...
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Free verse
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funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
A Highly Sensitive Nature
by Andrew Crisci
How hilarious is being born
with a highly sensitive nature;
this is unmanly and very rare
for someone seldom forlorn.
If transformation took place on a public stage,
I...
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celebrity, change, funny, hilarious,
The Class Clown
by Gershon Wolf
He's the class clown, full of hijinks and pranks,
Puts tacks on your seat, swallows fish from the tank.
He's full of you-know-what and vinegar, energy galore,
Will...
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fun, funny, sad, school,
My gay moment
by andrew rogers
My mom always told me not to show my heart so much,
because she said the world will chew it up and spit it out in...
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Free verse
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Categories:
funny, age, cute, first love,
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Light Verse
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autumn, birthday, football, funny,
Shut up It is a SECRET
by Caren Krutsinger
This was accidentally written as a common to my buddy, Line.
Yes, THAT Line.
The famous Line.
The one who wins all the contests, and
we all love...
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Free verse
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Categories:
funny, 9th grade, family, fantasy,