School Funny Poems
These School Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about School. These are the best examples of Funny School poems written by international poets.
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Prose Poetry
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funny,
creative conformity
by P.S. AWTRY
I have a lovely daughter, who is a lovely mess,
for every rule you give her, she will have to test.
She’s always just inside the lines...
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Rhyme
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art, daughter, fashion, funny,
Bullies Thwarted Again
by Caren Krutsinger
We bullies jeered and we hooted.
We were big and bad and mean.
We told everyone he tooted
We called him Navy Bean.
We made fun of his homemade...
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Rhyme
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funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
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Light Verse
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funny, beauty, best friend, boy,
Only Six Ninety-nine
by Caren Krutsinger
We are selling shirts for six ninety-nine.
They have school colors – tangerine and lime.
They are scratchy and wrinkly most of the time.
Come closer, young pigeons,...
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Light Verse
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funny, fun,
A Teacher Is Missing
by Caren Krutsinger
Slightly late, I ran into school
Exuberantly yelled, “I’m here!”
Senile secretary Miss Mule
Gave me a tiny silent cheer.
“A teacher is missing!”
She sang out to...
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Free verse
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funny, teacher,
Our New Almost Vice Principal
by Caren Krutsinger
She introduced herself to the staff as their new vice-principal.
It was not the truth,
Not quite a lie yet either.
In truth, she had
Warned the principal
She was...
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Free verse
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funny, school, work,
Invisible Oldster
by Caren Krutsinger
Taco chili. Pumpkin bread. Zucchini bread. Gingerbread cookies. Chicken and dumplings.
It is a potluck at school and we were supposed to bring our favorite fall...
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Free verse
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funny, life,
Ballad Of Little Arlene
by Caren Krutsinger
She was lean, she was mean, a fighting machine.
Sixteen brothers had toughened her up.
She was secret woman, our little Arlene.
Raised on cold kerosene from a...
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Ballade
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funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Never Under Estimate A Child
by Caren Krutsinger
My identical twin sister came to school with me once
Many moons ago.
We wore the same clothes, and the same socks and the same shoes.
Only our...
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Free verse
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funny, fear, hilarious,
Old school
by Alex Duffy
I wish we could take it back to the old school days
Back when being a drug addict was considered a bad thing and not a...
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Free verse
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emotions, encouraging, fun, funny,
The Substitute Teacher
by Caren Krutsinger
The substitute teacher comes in all grins, giggles, and smiles.
Her resume’ runs on for a thousand and six hundred miles.
She is perky and ready, and...
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Rhyme
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funny, humorous, teacher,
Limerick To Honor A Calm Teacher
by Caren Krutsinger
Know you are the absolute best,
The new kid has given a test.
You stayed calm cool, and collected,
So completely unaffected,
His childish behavior a test
We are watching...
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Limerick
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funny, 8th grade, endurance, feelings,
Straight Talking McGee
by Jerry T Curtis
McGee sat deep in his overstuffed chair
As his son came home from school
McGee called out as Shawn rushed by
“I need to 'ave a word with...
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Rhyme
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funny, humor, humorous,
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Rhyme
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childhood, fun, funny, school,
In a Pinch
by Charmica Knight
Silly Dilly in pursuit of school
Always late which was not very cool
Two legs in his pants
Broke out in a dance
Oh, how that zipper was so...
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Limerick
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funny,
Footprints
by David Drowley
Striking along an azure shore,
Lover’s footprints formed in our wake
Are like a school of funny fish,
With little spoon-like fins, which swim,
Midst gaping clams and scuttled...
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Free verse
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fish, funny, memory, sea,
Told You She Wasnt Typical
by Brenda Chiri
Told You She Wasn't Typical
I stand to give you applause
Raven see's what it really was
Made no sense even from my view
Sorry, I see who was...
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Rhyme
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Categories:
betrayal, for him, funny,
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Rhyme
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Categories:
funny, humorous,
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Narrative
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Categories:
funny, bible, destiny, dream, faith,