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School Funny Poems

These School Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about School. These are the best examples of Funny School poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberI Am Going To Be Stern With Me Today by Caren Krutsinger
I am going to be sternly in charge of myself today; I will put up with no antics or nonsense.
We are going to clean this...

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Premium Membercreative conformity by P.S. AWTRY
I have a lovely daughter, who is a lovely mess,
for every rule you give her, she will have to test.
She’s always just inside the lines...

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Categories: art, daughter, fashion, funny,



Premium MemberBullies Thwarted Again by Caren Krutsinger
We bullies jeered and we hooted.
We were big and bad and mean.
We told everyone he tooted
We called him Navy Bean.

We made fun of his homemade...

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Categories: funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium MemberPink Polyester Pants by Quoth TheRaven
~~~~~~~~                     Pink Polyester Pants ...

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Categories: funny, beauty, best friend, boy,

Premium MemberOnly Six Ninety-nine by Caren Krutsinger
We are selling shirts for six ninety-nine.
They have school colors – tangerine and lime.
They are scratchy and wrinkly most of the time.
Come closer, young pigeons,...

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Categories: funny, fun,

Premium MemberA Teacher Is Missing by Caren Krutsinger
Slightly late, I ran into school 
Exuberantly yelled, “I’m here!”
Senile secretary Miss Mule
Gave me a tiny silent cheer.

“A teacher is missing!” 
She sang out to...

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Categories: funny, teacher,

Premium MemberOur New Almost Vice Principal by Caren Krutsinger
She introduced herself to the staff as their new vice-principal.
It was not the truth,
Not quite a lie yet either.
In truth, she had
Warned the principal
She was...

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Categories: funny, school, work,

Premium MemberInvisible Oldster by Caren Krutsinger
Taco chili. Pumpkin bread. Zucchini bread. Gingerbread cookies. Chicken and dumplings.
It is a potluck at school and we were supposed to bring our favorite fall...

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Categories: funny, life,

Premium MemberBallad Of Little Arlene by Caren Krutsinger
She was lean, she was mean, a fighting machine.
Sixteen brothers had toughened her up.
She was secret woman, our little Arlene.
Raised on cold kerosene from a...

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Categories: funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium MemberNever Under Estimate A Child by Caren Krutsinger
My identical twin sister came to school with me once
Many moons ago.
We wore the same clothes, and the same socks and the same shoes.
Only our...

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Categories: funny, fear, hilarious,

Old school by Alex Duffy
I wish we could take it back to the old school days
Back when being a drug addict was considered a bad thing and not a...

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Categories: emotions, encouraging, fun, funny,

Premium MemberThe Substitute Teacher by Caren Krutsinger
The substitute teacher comes in all grins, giggles, and smiles.
Her resume’ runs on for a thousand and six hundred miles.
She is perky and ready, and...

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Categories: funny, humorous, teacher,

Premium MemberLimerick To Honor A Calm Teacher by Caren Krutsinger
Know you are the absolute best,
The new kid has given a test.
You stayed calm cool, and collected,
So completely unaffected,
His childish behavior a test


We are watching...

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Categories: funny, 8th grade, endurance, feelings,

Premium MemberStraight Talking McGee by Jerry T Curtis
McGee sat deep in his overstuffed chair
As his son came home from school
McGee called out as Shawn rushed by
“I need to 'ave a word with...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous,

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To School by Casarah Nance
A funny thing happened on the way to school,
I swear I saw an alligator in Ms. Mary's pool.
I kept on walking but it looked at...

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Categories: childhood, fun, funny, school,

In a Pinch by Charmica Knight
Silly Dilly in pursuit of school
Always late which was not very cool
	Two legs in his pants
	Broke out in a dance
Oh, how that zipper was so...

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Categories: funny,

Premium MemberFootprints by David Drowley
Striking along an azure shore,
Lover’s footprints formed in our wake
Are like a school of funny fish,
With little spoon-like fins, which swim,
Midst gaping clams and scuttled...

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Categories: fish, funny, memory, sea,

Premium MemberTold You She Wasnt Typical by Brenda Chiri
Told You She Wasn't Typical

I stand to give you applause
Raven see's what it really was
Made no sense even from my view
Sorry, I see who was...

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Categories: betrayal, for him, funny,

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Heaven by Larry Bradfield
A funny thing happened on the way to heaven.
Of course I had been told about the Pearly Gates.
I had lived my life until eighty and...

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Categories: funny, humorous,

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Dreamland by curtis johnson
I could see, feel, and hear it.  The fragrance was of an arresting aroma.          ...

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Categories: funny, bible, destiny, dream, faith,