School Funny Poems

Sir Isaac Newton, so great,
Had the apple been rotten and late,
No physics would have been discovered yet,
No derivations would have ever been set....

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Mangoes, golden and full, their scent~
a whispered promise of mischief.
My mother’s eyes, wide as warning bells.

"Where did you get these?"
Her voice, a blade slicing the...

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Katie’s ribs pressed against her skin,
the sharp angles of a body once soft.
She lifted her blouse, let me see—
the stubs, the little bumps,
two perfect incisions...

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When Shakespeare was in school learning his grammar, 
under his breath, you could sometimes hear him stammer,
"Who are these fools
who teach you to write by...

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With my students I discussed the other day,
the famous line "Gather ye rosebuds while ye may."
Then after the prayer, with which our school day closes,
I...

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A lot of time was spent at school.
I always liked to play the fool.
It was written in my school report,
although the teachers would exhort.

The teachers...

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It was a balmy night by the sea
the bar wasn't empty, nor was it full
I was on my 5th whiskey sour
it matched my mood
some days...

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Edgar my dear 
Why do you have that spear 
Is that your plan?
When in a jam? 
Scare the bloody Kansas City yellow and red 
When...

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Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes for adults?

 One, two Buckle My Shoe  

One,  two,  Got caught cheating on you
Three, four, we got a...

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I run to my next class with industrious speed, I have to make it before the bell

Damn it, my car broke down the day before...

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You're so incredible, the most amazing man
I'm taken to the heights of pleasure with the touch of your hand
There will never be another man who...

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(There are wisdom schools which,  
going backward from what has happened,
can either prove or disprove almost anything)

If there’s a fool, who’s learnt to be...

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I am in love again
I never thought I'd see the day
It was among things I had forgotten
How to feel in eigth grade

The first time that...

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Written: February 23, 2024

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MY YOUNGER SISTER 

DEAR LITTLE CUDDILY BUBBLY
ONE PIECE OF HAPPINESS HOW COULD 
YOU BE SO ADORABLE

MY LITTLE SISTER THE SHINY HAIR OF
YOURS WITH THOSE PULPY...

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