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Adults Funny Poems

These Adults Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Adults. These are the best examples of Funny Adults poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Sometimes I Think
Sometimes I Think

Alas, poor York,
I knew him well? 
No. 
That is foolish, 
and crazy. 
Dressed up for a party, 
at the edge of the world,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, abuse, angel, atheist, brother,

Premium Member HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
       Halloween Costumes



When I grew up we were free to be anything.
But those days are over!
I can only dress...

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Categories: culture, funny, halloween,

Premium Member I Sense Tomorrow Is The Future But Where Is It Going
I can remember as a child adults debating if we would go to the moon or not,        ...

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Categories: funny, child, drink, flower, happy,

Youth is on your side
When you were young they used to say "youth is on your side", 
But,  now I can look back and I know,  they...

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Categories: england, freedom, funny, how

Premium Member I Found Them After Thirty Years
I found them after thirty years
Accidentally on Social Media
Not really looking but delighted any way.

They found me back, and we were girls again.
Giggling 4th graders,...

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Categories: funny, age, nostalgia,

College
Classes scattered throughout the week,
learning the right way to speak.
People swarm in hoards,
living in brick-walled wards.

Allegedly adults,
without the results.
More space to learn who to be,
strong...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, integrity,

Besieged By Fruit Flies
Dark shadows akin to edge of night 
affected by massive infestation of
     Drosophila melanogaster light
(scientific name as
    ...

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Categories: funny, 11th grade, 8th grade,

They call me the Boogie Man
They call me the Boogie Man

They call me the Boogie Man...cause, that's my name
I'll always be around to drive your kids insane

Nobody wants to have...

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Categories: children, kids, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Flirt With Someone Your Own Age
I'm trying to teach
my group of students 
proper punctuation 
and when to use 
capitalization 

When I hear in my ear
How old are you
You sure are...

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Categories: funny, humor, student, work,

Clowns
It's funny to me, all the fear they impose
I see it in children, and some adults that I know
With their painted on faces and squishy...

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Categories: funny, hilarious, scary, silly,

Adults of the Asparagus
You've heard of the children of the corn
This my friend is much scarier than that
Here to make sure you eat all your vegetables
Adults of the...

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Categories: funny, horror, humor,

I do love food
>I do love food.

When I was young, food was rationed.
So much of this, or that, you were allowed.
Each person had a ration book for adults...

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Categories: blessing, food, funny love,

Premium Member MY DAY AT THE CIRCUS
SUMMER HEAT AND HUMIDITY 
UNDER A COOL AND SHADY TREE 
REMMINISCING THE DAY'S EVENTS 
UNDER THE BIG TOP OF THE CIRCUS TENT  
COLORFUL FACE'S...

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Categories: funny, adventure, children, children, fun,

BREAST FEEDING ADULTS
Breast feeding moms

Kids

Chick breats,

Feeding adults!...

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Categories: age, caregiving, funny,

It's Funny Being a Kid
It's funny being a kid--for one thing, 
you can never see eye-to-eye
with the grown-ups, not just cause
they're taller-- no, it's how they think,
in a strange...

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Categories: funny, age, allegory, allusion, angst,

Golda and Goofus
 Golda and Goofus.

or how a young Baer lost his luncheon and found that man need not live by bread alone.
    ...

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Categories: funny, , cute,

Premium Member Adults Only A Sexy Write Just To Make Jan Laugh

I am dating a young woman and we are deeply in love. However, no matter what I do sexually, she never achieves orgasm so we...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, sexy,

Premium Member School day hell
They called it school
I called it hell 
From the huge imposing prison like doors
To the doom like toll of the bell
Everyday the same
Running for the...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angst, education, funny, hockey,

Premium Member 39A to 39Z
When I was young, I noticed
Many adults stopped aging at 39.
Had something to do with Jack Benny
And trying to hold back time.
 
Then I noticed something...

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Categories: funny, age, angst, birthday, conflict,

A SUMMER DAY WITH GRANNY
It happened so many years ago
I remember it like today
The sun was hot you had to know
When Granny went swimming I say

Now Granny's eyes had...

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Categories: beach, funny, summer,