Adults Funny Poems | Examples
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Halloween Costumes
When I grew up we were free to be anything.
But those days are over!
I can only dress as my dog, Rover??
If I dress ethnically, some may get offended.
We had innocent fun as kids and adults.
Today a costume may start a revolt.
Only people in power can wear such things,
Rule countries, what does this all mean?
That we are nothing?
I really don't comprehend all the fluster.
And so, my friends, this year,
I will be a jar of mustard!!!
October 24, 2019
I found them after thirty years
Accidentally on Social Media
Not really looking but delighted any way.
They found me back, and we were girls again.
Giggling 4th graders, plotting 3rd graders, silly 2nd graders.
Two of us went back to Kindergarten, played with blue playdough.
I had never missed them.
I had forgotten them.
They felt exactly the same way about me.
We get together now every year or so.
Laughing in our silly ways.
Two of us stay up until we fall asleep on the couch, exhausted.
One goes to bed early.
When she does we make fun of her and call her names.
Third graders in sixty-year-old bodies.
Nothing better!
SUMMER HEAT AND HUMIDITY
UNDER A COOL AND SHADY TREE
REMMINISCING THE DAY'S EVENTS
UNDER THE BIG TOP OF THE CIRCUS TENT
COLORFUL FACE'S OF SILLY CLOWNS
ACROBATS FLYING HIGH ABOVE GROUND
LITTLE DOGS AND BIG ONE'S TOO
A FUNNY CLOWN WITH REAL BIG SHOES
ELEPHANTS TIGERS EVEN A LION
A SCARY CLOWN KEPT BABIES CRYING
LITTLE KIDS, BIG KIDS
WE CALL THEM ADULTS
WERE HAVING A BLAST
WATCHING SUMMERSAULTS
ROLLING AND TUMBLING
JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS
A CUTE LITTLE CLOWN
WAS SHOVELING POOP
LOVED THE VOICE
OF THE DAPER RING MASTER
WHO KEPT EVERYTHING GOING
AND AVOIDED DISASTER
There once was a camel calf in the zoo
The adults had one hump; it had two
The female acted sly,
The male wondered why,
The reason, I knew and Darwin did to, do you?
Entry in the Zany Zoo contest
Little Miss Muffett
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffett away.
Now for the adult part.
My dad's favorite
Little Miss Muffett
Sat on her tuffett
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
And said........
"MOVE OVER BABE!"