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Graduation Funny Poems

These Graduation Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Graduation. These are the best examples of Funny Graduation poems written by international poets.

My Mother Thinks I'm a Doctor
My mother thinks I'm a doctor
I just don't have the guts
To tell her I spent all my college doe
On beer, wine, women and such

So after...

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Categories: funny, humor,

Premium Member Joey and Dragon Graduate
Today was the day Dragon’s brother Joey graduated from Nursing School.
And yes, Dragon wanted to be there, it was, really, going to be Sooo Cool!

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Categories: celebration, fantasy, funny, graduation,

Angela Merkel
Angela  Merkel
I have seen Angela Merkel naked it was on a nude beach
in East Germany and she was a young  communist
member of the...

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Categories: fun, funny love, graduation,

Premium Member What a Subject
Two old codgers were talking about sex
And ones question popped up next
This Viagra have you tried
For me I can't decide
Mm, that's a hard one,what a...

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Categories: best friend, blessing, funny,

Day after Grad
The Day after grad.
The day after you grad. You get home not knowing what to do.
Looking through the newspaper.
A butcher, a baker, a Hamburg maker.

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Categories: funny, graduation,

You send bolts through my skin 
something I was never to 
accomplish with you, when I 
saw you it's like my heart sank 
to my...

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Categories: funny, absence, age, angel, april,

Pretty princesses
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Very beautiful
Just like you!...

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Categories: funny, age, angel, baseball, beauty,

What they didn't tell her about Fairy tales
They told me from the time I was two
“One day prince charming is coming for you!”

They made me read these inspiring fairy tales
About mermaids, evil...

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Categories: childhood, fantasy, funny, growing

Premium Member Perfect Circle Piston Rings
The Perfect Circle Plant was where most kids went to work as a general rule,
To begin a life of donkeywork upon graduation from the local...

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Categories: funny, work, life, me,

Premium Member School Supplies
I glanced out my window watchin' kids plod along to school today.
I recalled my school days and how things have changed along the way
I watched...

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Categories: funny, school, school, school,

I was a mean-spirited, remorseless boy
when it came to get revenge
with the boldest outrage...
Joey never suspected foul play from me!

We were the cruelest classmates,
bullying on...

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Categories: children, friendship, funny, me,

Premium Member Bug Lover
She had more than a hundred thousand miles
But when I saw the “bug,” it gave me smiles
     Bright and red, it...

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Categories: funny, loss, me, old,

On the peak of Mount Gobbledygook a man of wisdom sat,
Wondering if this would be the day that someone might stop to chat.

For in his...

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© Tony Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, people, graduation, people,

Laugh Today
A fifth grade class was having a celebration.
It was a get together for their graduation.
Each student was assigned to do something.
So the teacher was telling...

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© Chris Matt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, teacher, student, teacher,

The One Who Finished Last in His Class
The One Who Finished Last in His Class

By Elton Camp

Not all teachers have equal smarts & skill
And a less able lawyer sure gives no thrill


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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, school, graduation, school,

Premium Member Remember When
The fondest memory of a young boy’s drive,
   Are those things reminding us we are alive,
As when those physics of natural fortitude,

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Categories: funny, introspection, lovegraduation, memory,

Barry Bright. ( Sung to Another Great Song. Charlie Brown.)
C, C, D, D and a F for you!
Everyone is failing. There's still one A, it's true!
Barry Bright. Barry Bright.
A shining light! He's Barry Bright!

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Categories: funny, history, music, parody

Schooldays Western and Graduation Classics
Brought up from the womb of schooldays
Where memories still frames those mischief plays
Stuck with the thoughts of dreaming holly bolly babes
Comparing the beauties from among...

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Categories: childhood, funny, happiness, life,

Deadly Feet Of Tae Kwon Do
He was in none of my classes
In the 1980's
And I saw him only on test days
Where one had to perform his "kata"
And fight in the...

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, funny, people, graduation,

high sChOOL
He said, She said
That's all you seem to hear
When you walk down the hall
It's the same thing every year

Unecessary drama
That's all high school's about
You can...

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Categories: education, funny, life, people,