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Graduation Funny Poems

These Graduation Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Graduation. These are the best examples of Funny Graduation poems written by international poets.


Premium Member There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: funny, 12th grade, character, hope,



Premium Member My Child
My Child

I have failed in my duty as a parent. 
You have fallen away. 
What can I say now to the Lord, 
as I am...

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Categories: funny, childhood, confidence, dance, graduation,

Premium Member Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock

Mom. 
I missed my bus. 
I am going to be late. 
Class will start without me. 
They will be mad..
at me. 

Mom.
Are you up...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, age, angel, daughter, graduation,

Premium Member Lies to Our Self
Lies to Our Self

I will be okay. 
You, she, we, me, us...
are just fine. 
All the time, 
we talk too much, 
and not enough. 

Lose...

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Categories: funny, abuse, addiction, father son,

Premium Member The Forgotten holidays
The Forgotten holidays

Written or in this case typed…
correctly; “The” as it was at the beginning correct. 
“Forgotten” as it was naming not the action but...

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Categories: funny, celebration, chanukah, christmas, easter,



Premium Member Maza-ratee
Maza-ratee!           (Maserati) 

The computer of choice. 
A tele-byte of memory, plus,  
a few extra...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, car, chocolate, christian, computer,

Premium Member Purple People Eater
Purple People Eater

My car. 
It is great. 
It takes me everywhere, 
Like a roller skate. 
I can not wait to go…
Again and again. 

We travel...

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Categories: funny, art, cute, fantasy, graduation,

Premium Member Bird Seed
Bird Seed

The power of a small kindness,
can never be overstated.
...

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Categories: funny, color, gospel, graduate, graduation,

Its Human Yo
Since remarks from the T.V, and a stocking of my soul to breathe... 

I relax eagerly when I await the heat and see that nothing...

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Categories: funny, deep, drug, fashion, fate,

My Mother Thinks I'm a Doctor
My mother thinks I'm a doctor
I just don't have the guts
To tell her I spent all my college doe
On beer, wine, women and such

So after...

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Categories: funny, humor,

Premium Member Joey and Dragon Graduate
Today was the day Dragon’s brother Joey graduated from Nursing School.
And yes, Dragon wanted to be there, it was, really, going to be Sooo Cool!
Parents...

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Categories: celebration, fantasy, funny, graduation,

Angela Merkel
Angela  Merkel
I have seen Angela Merkel naked it was on a nude beach
in East Germany and she was a young  communist
member of the...

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Categories: fun, funny love, graduation,

Premium Member What a Subject
Two old codgers were talking about sex
And ones question popped up next
This Viagra have you tried
For me I can't decide
Mm, that's a hard one,what a...

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Categories: best friend, blessing, funny,

Day after Grad
The Day after grad.
The day after you grad. You get home not knowing what to do.
Looking through the newspaper.
A butcher, a baker, a Hamburg maker.
No...

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Categories: funny, graduation,

Skin
You send bolts through my skin 
something I was never to 
accomplish with you, when I 
saw you it's like my heart sank 
to my...

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Categories: funny, absence, age, angel, april,