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Graduation Funny Poems

These Graduation Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Graduation. These are the best examples of Funny Graduation poems written by international poets.

My Mother Thinks I'm a Doctor by Mike Hauser

My mother thinks I'm a doctor
I just don't have the guts
To tell her I spent all my college doe
On beer, wine, women and such

So after...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: funny, humor,

Joey and Dragon Graduate by Carol Eastman

Today was the day Dragon’s brother Joey graduated from Nursing School.
And yes, Dragon wanted to be there, it was, really, going to be Sooo Cool!
Parents...

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Details | Light Verse |

Categories: celebration, fantasy, funny, graduation,

Angela Merkel by jan oskar hansen

Angela  Merkel
I have seen Angela Merkel naked it was on a nude beach
in East Germany and she was a young  communist
member of the...

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Details | Ode |

Categories: fun, funny love, graduation,

What a Subject by James Fraser

Two old codgers were talking about sex
And ones question popped up next
This Viagra have you tried
For me I can't decide
Mm, that's a hard one,what a...

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Details | Limerick |

Categories: best friend, blessing, funny,

Day after Grad by Harold Hunt sr

The Day after grad.
The day after you grad. You get home not knowing what to do.
Looking through the newspaper.
A butcher, a baker, a Hamburg maker.
No...

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Details | ABC |

Categories: funny, graduation,

Skin by brittney lopez

You send bolts through my skin 
something I was never to 
accomplish with you, when I 
saw you it's like my heart sank 
to my...

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Details | ABC |

Categories: funny, absence, age, angel, april,

Princesses by Smail Poems

Pretty princesses
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Very beautiful
Just like you!...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: funny, age, angel, baseball, beauty,

What they didn't tell her about Fairy tales by Sabina Nicole

They told me from the time I was two
“One day prince charming is coming for you!”

They made me read these inspiring fairy tales
About mermaids, evil...

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Details | Couplet |

Categories: childhood, fantasy, funny, growing

Perfect Circle Piston Rings by Robert L. Hinshaw

The Perfect Circle Plant was where most kids went to work as a general rule,
To begin a life of donkeywork upon graduation from the local...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: funny, work, life, me,

School Supplies by Robert L. Hinshaw

I glanced out my window watchin' kids plod along to school today.
I recalled my school days and how things have changed along the way
I watched...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: funny, school, school, school,

MEAN-SPIRITED, REMORSELESS BOY by Andrew Crisci

I was a mean-spirited, remorseless boy
when it came to get revenge
with the boldest outrage...
Joey never suspected foul play from me!


We were the cruelest classmates,
bullying on...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: children, friendship, funny, me,

Bug Lover by Carolyn Devonshire

She had more than a hundred thousand miles
But when I saw the “bug,” it gave me smiles
     Bright and red, it...

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Details | Limerick |

Categories: funny, loss, me, old,

Gobbledygook by Tony Lane

On the peak of Mount Gobbledygook a man of wisdom sat,
Wondering if this would be the day that someone might stop to chat.

For in his...

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Details | Light Verse |

Categories: funny, people, graduation, people,

Laugh Today by Chris Matt

A fifth grade class was having a celebration.
It was a get together for their graduation.
Each student was assigned to do something.
So the teacher was telling...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: funny, teacher, student, teacher,

The One Who Finished Last in His Class by Elton Camp

The One Who Finished Last in His Class

By Elton Camp

Not all teachers have equal smarts & skill
And a less able lawyer sure gives no thrill

There...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: funny, school, graduation, school,

Remember When by john freeman

The fondest memory of a young boy’s drive,
   Are those things reminding us we are alive,
As when those physics of natural fortitude,
 ...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: funny, introspection, lovegraduation, memory,

Barry Bright. ( Sung to Another Great Song. Charlie Brown.) by Gerard Keogh Jr.

C, C, D, D and a F for you!
Everyone is failing. There's still one A, it's true!
Barry Bright. Barry Bright.
A shining light! He's Barry Bright!
Sitting...

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Details | Lyric |

Categories: funny, history, music, parody

Schooldays Western and Graduation Classics by Swairik Das

Brought up from the womb of schooldays
Where memories still frames those mischief plays
Stuck with the thoughts of dreaming holly bolly babes
Comparing the beauties from among...

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Details | I do not know? |

Categories: childhood, funny, happiness, life,

Deadly Feet Of Tae Kwon Do by tom bell

He was in none of my classes
In the 1980's
And I saw him only on test days
Where one had to perform his "kata"
And fight in the...

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Details | Bio |

Categories: adventure, funny, people, graduation,

high sChOOL by Ashley Smith

He said, She said
That's all you seem to hear
When you walk down the hall
It's the same thing every year

Unecessary drama
That's all high school's about
You can...

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Details | I do not know? |

Categories: education, funny, life, people,