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Graduation Funny Poems

These Graduation Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Graduation. These are the best examples of Funny Graduation poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Lies to Our Self
Lies to Our Self

I will be okay. 
You, she, we, me, us...
are just fine. 
All the time, 
we talk too much, 
and not enough. 


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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, abuse, addiction, father son,

Premium Member The Forgotten holidays
The Forgotten holidays

Written or in this case typed…
correctly; “The” as it was at the beginning correct. 
“Forgotten” as it was naming not the action but...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, celebration, chanukah, christmas, easter,

Premium Member Maza-ratee
Maza-ratee!           (Maserati) 

The computer of choice. 
A tele-byte of memory, plus,  
a few extra...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, car, chocolate, christian, computer,

Premium Member Purple People Eater
Purple People Eater

My car. 
It is great. 
It takes me everywhere, 
Like a roller skate. 
I can not wait to go…
Again and again. 

We travel...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, art, cute, fantasy, graduation,

Premium Member Bird Seed
Bird Seed

The power of a small kindness,
can never be overstated.

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, color, gospel, graduate, graduation,

My Mother Thinks I'm a Doctor
My mother thinks I'm a doctor
I just don't have the guts
To tell her I spent all my college doe
On beer, wine, women and such

So after...

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Categories: funny, humor,

Premium Member Joey and Dragon Graduate
Today was the day Dragon’s brother Joey graduated from Nursing School.
And yes, Dragon wanted to be there, it was, really, going to be Sooo Cool!

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Categories: celebration, fantasy, funny, graduation,

Angela Merkel
Angela  Merkel
I have seen Angela Merkel naked it was on a nude beach
in East Germany and she was a young  communist
member of the...

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Categories: fun, funny love, graduation,

Premium Member What a Subject
Two old codgers were talking about sex
And ones question popped up next
This Viagra have you tried
For me I can't decide
Mm, that's a hard one,what a...

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Categories: best friend, blessing, funny,

Day after Grad
The Day after grad.
The day after you grad. You get home not knowing what to do.
Looking through the newspaper.
A butcher, a baker, a Hamburg maker.

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Categories: funny, graduation,

You send bolts through my skin 
something I was never to 
accomplish with you, when I 
saw you it's like my heart sank 
to my...

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Categories: funny, absence, age, angel, april,

Pretty princesses
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Very beautiful
Just like you!...

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Categories: funny, age, angel, baseball, beauty,

What they didn't tell her about Fairy tales
They told me from the time I was two
“One day prince charming is coming for you!”

They made me read these inspiring fairy tales
About mermaids, evil...

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Categories: childhood, fantasy, funny, growing

Premium Member Perfect Circle Piston Rings
The Perfect Circle Plant was where most kids went to work as a general rule,
To begin a life of donkeywork upon graduation from the local...

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Categories: funny, work, life, me,

Premium Member School Supplies
I glanced out my window watchin' kids plod along to school today.
I recalled my school days and how things have changed along the way
I watched...

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Categories: funny, school, school, school,

I was a mean-spirited, remorseless boy
when it came to get revenge
with the boldest outrage...
Joey never suspected foul play from me!

We were the cruelest classmates,
bullying on...

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Categories: children, friendship, funny, me,

Premium Member Bug Lover
She had more than a hundred thousand miles
But when I saw the “bug,” it gave me smiles
     Bright and red, it...

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Categories: funny, loss, me, old,

On the peak of Mount Gobbledygook a man of wisdom sat,
Wondering if this would be the day that someone might stop to chat.

For in his...

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© Tony Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, people, graduation, people,

Laugh Today
A fifth grade class was having a celebration.
It was a get together for their graduation.
Each student was assigned to do something.
So the teacher was telling...

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© Chris Matt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, teacher, student, teacher,

The One Who Finished Last in His Class
The One Who Finished Last in His Class

By Elton Camp

Not all teachers have equal smarts & skill
And a less able lawyer sure gives no thrill


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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, school, graduation, school,