Graduation Funny Poems
These Graduation Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Graduation. These are the best examples of Funny Graduation poems written by international poets.
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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funny, 12th grade, character, hope,
My ChildMy Child
I have failed in my duty as a parent.
You have fallen away.
What can I say now to the Lord,
as I am...
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funny, childhood, confidence, dance, graduation,
Knock, KnockKnock, Knock
Mom.
I missed my bus.
I am going to be late.
Class will start without me.
They will be mad..
at me.
Mom.
Are you up...
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funny, age, angel, daughter, graduation,
Lies to Our SelfLies to Our Self
I will be okay.
You, she, we, me, us...
are just fine.
All the time,
we talk too much,
and not enough.
Lose...
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funny, abuse, addiction, father son,
The Forgotten holidaysThe Forgotten holidays
Written or in this case typed…
correctly; “The” as it was at the beginning correct.
“Forgotten” as it was naming not the action but...
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funny, celebration, chanukah, christmas, easter,
Maza-rateeMaza-ratee! (Maserati)
The computer of choice.
A tele-byte of memory, plus,
a few extra...
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funny, car, chocolate, christian, computer,
Purple People EaterPurple People Eater
My car.
It is great.
It takes me everywhere,
Like a roller skate.
I can not wait to go…
Again and again.
We travel...
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funny, art, cute, fantasy, graduation,
Bird SeedBird Seed
The power of a small kindness,
can never be overstated.
...
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funny, color, gospel, graduate, graduation,
Its Human YoSince remarks from the T.V, and a stocking of my soul to breathe...
I relax eagerly when I await the heat and see that nothing...
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funny, deep, drug, fashion, fate,
My Mother Thinks I'm a DoctorMy mother thinks I'm a doctor
I just don't have the guts
To tell her I spent all my college doe
On beer, wine, women and such
So after...
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funny, humor,
Joey and Dragon GraduateToday was the day Dragon’s brother Joey graduated from Nursing School.
And yes, Dragon wanted to be there, it was, really, going to be Sooo Cool!
Parents...
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celebration, fantasy, funny, graduation,
Angela MerkelAngela Merkel
I have seen Angela Merkel naked it was on a nude beach
in East Germany and she was a young communist
member of the...
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Categories:
fun, funny love, graduation,
What a Subject
Two old codgers were talking about sex
And ones question popped up next
This Viagra have you tried
For me I can't decide
Mm, that's a hard one,what a...
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best friend, blessing, funny,
Day after GradThe Day after grad.
The day after you grad. You get home not knowing what to do.
Looking through the newspaper.
A butcher, a baker, a Hamburg maker.
No...
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funny, graduation,
SkinYou send bolts through my skin
something I was never to
accomplish with you, when I
saw you it's like my heart sank
to my...
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Categories:
funny, absence, age, angel, april,