Life Funny Poems
These Life Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Life. These are the best examples of Funny Life poems written by international poets.
LOVING YOU IS AN ART
Loving You Is an Art ????
Loving you is an art,
Not just words, not just emotions,
Not just romance.
It is like carving a linocut,
Each stroke, each cut—
Careful,
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funny, appreciation, art, beauty, boyfriend,
Dog Chases Tail
Dog chases his tail round and round,
was he spell bound?
He looks very funny,
like a wound up dog bunny.
Did you ever feel like this crazy dog?
Are
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funny, dog, drink, fun, giggle,
Ode To The Bin That Betrayed Me
In moonlight's hush, beneath the elm,
A masked marauder stalks his realm.
With paws like whispers, eyes like coal,
He seeks the
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funny, adventure, animal, betrayal, character,
Street Life Pitbull Thug
(Intro)
Yo, I got scars on my knuckles and dreams in a duffle,
Life gave me lemons, I sold 'em in a hustle.
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career, cool, crazy, funny,
Names we gave
Name of hardship to life’s journey we gave,
To means that help move on, money we gave.
To loose change that’s today money the least,
What else? As
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funny, journey, life, money,
I Can Lie Too: Now with audio
[Verse 1]
You're so incredible,
the most amazing man.
I'm taken to new heights of pleasure
with the touch of your hand.
There will never be another man
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betrayal, divorce, funny, heartbroken,
Court Jester
You joined the Navy.
I joined the circus.
I was always a clown,
and you were always
so serious.
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funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Oh, Wounded Warrior
Oh, Wounded Warrior.
Battle lines and battle scars
hidden in plain sight.
Many of us now asking
was it really worth the fight?
Some of us wear uniforms.
Some of
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funny, anger, conflict, courage, family,
Crime of Sex
They called it short gratification—
but I lost my soul in the trade.
A moment’s pleasure,
for a lifetime of emptiness,
a spark that consumed
the temple I once was.
O
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depression, divorce, drug, funny
LOVE WEAK
Love is like a pulling feeling in our heart, it can make us feel weak,
Weak to the knees, making us want it endlessly.
Love
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Categories:
america, first love, funny
The Looney At The Wishing Well
I spend most of my
days at the wishing
well, tossing in loose
coins and spare change.
One wish for them,
one wish for me,
one wish for them,
one wish
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funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Monday
Monday makes a jolt
Waking up a new week
A sudden pesty reminder
That life is more than sleep.
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funny, life,
Heroics of the times
Oh, hail the champions of the couch potato throne,
Whose true inspiration is laziness alone!
From the depths of sloth, great inventions arise,
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funny, humorous, light,
How Did You Care To Love Someone Like Me
How did you care to love someone like me
Whose name is burdensome for you to bear
A boy whose reputation suffers glee
And whose tomorrow uncertainties scare
How
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funny, addiction, age, art, break
Ode to the Voice I Never Wanted to Hear
Oh, the joy of telemarketers,
Who call you up without a care,
With offers they believe are clever,
But really just provoke despair.
They call with grand insurance plans,
Covid
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Categories:
business, funny, hello, humorous,