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Life Funny Poems

These Life Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Life. These are the best examples of Funny Life poems written by international poets.


Court Jester
You joined the Navy.
I joined the circus. 
I was always a clown, 
and you were always 
so serious.
...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,



Oh, Wounded Warrior
Oh, Wounded Warrior.

Battle lines and battle scars
hidden in plain sight.
Many of us now asking 
was it really worth the fight?

Some of us wear uniforms.
Some of...

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Categories: funny, anger, conflict, courage, family,

Crime of Sex
They called it short gratification—
but I lost my soul in the trade.
A moment’s pleasure,
for a lifetime of emptiness,
a spark that consumed
the temple I once was.

O...

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Categories: depression, divorce, drug, funny

LOVE WEAK
Love is like a pulling feeling in our heart, it can make us feel weak, 
Weak to the knees, making us want it endlessly. 
Love...

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Categories: america, first love, funny

The Looney At The Wishing Well
I spend most of my
days at the wishing
well, tossing in loose 
coins and spare change.

One wish for them,
one wish for me,
one wish for them,
one wish...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,



Monday
Monday makes a jolt 
Waking up a new week
A sudden pesty reminder 
That life is more than sleep....

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Categories: funny, life,

Heroics of the day
Oh, hail the champions of the couch potato throne,  
Whose true inspiration is laziness alone!  
From the depths of sloth, great inventions arise,...

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Categories: funny, humorous, light,

How Did You Care To Love Someone Like Me
How did you care to love someone like me
Whose name is burdensome for you to bear
A boy whose reputation suffers glee
And whose tomorrow uncertainties scare

How...

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Categories: funny, addiction, age, art, break

Ode to the Voice I Never Wanted to Hear
Oh, the joy of telemarketers,
Who call you up without a care,
With offers they believe are clever,
But really just provoke despair.

They call with grand insurance plans,
Covid...

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Categories: business, funny, hello, humorous,

Modern Sea Creatures
Creatures of the sea, all beautiful and fair. 
A thought comes to mind, what if they swam in the air? 
Would we swat fish away...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, adventure, animal,

Premium Member Penitentiary Clowns
The warden's dog steals every snack,  
The inmates plot to get them back.  
A daring heist for honey buns,  
'Til Fluffy wins,...

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Categories: cool, crazy, funny, giggle,

The Golden Perils
How’s your finger? 
                     ...

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Categories: age, fate, funny, how

Premium Member I think my boyfriend's Gay
The way he gazes at the moon, 
Doesn't quite feel right; every day he has a different tune. 
I envy his starlight, the perfect fit...

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Categories: boyfriend, fantasy, funny love,

Premium Member Mi Vida Loca
I wake up swinging, fists in the air,  
Wrestling my dreams like they just don’t care.  
Life’s a rodeo, I hold on tight,...

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Categories: funny, character, cool, crazy, deep,

LOVE WOMEN
Love women for all they do.
Do not kick them around like a used pair of shoes. 
Do not discard them when you are done with...

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Categories: friendship, funny love, girl,


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