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Life Funny Poems

These Life Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Life. These are the best examples of Funny Life poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Gormless Sue Part two

I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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Categories: funny, anger, boyfriend, community, confusion,



Premium Member Mixed Poetry At Life's End
Life has a beginning and a end, 
for me when and where will it all end by friend. 
I wish I knew how many more...

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Categories: funny, crazy, family, friend, heaven,

Premium Member Bunnies Welcome Spring
As a kid I had three bunnies,
they were free I paid no moneys.
It was Easter time,
I had won them and they were all mine.
I had...

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Categories: funny, animal, child, dad, easter,

Premium Member Needle In The Eye And other Fun Things
I disclose that I
Have regular appointments
For a needle in my eye

A thing I dread 
And I'm afraid of most
Is when I see that Javelin
Getting close

It...

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Categories: funny, anxiety, cry, fear, fun,

Premium Member Spring
snow
no more
warmer days
birds are singing
squirrels scampering
pretty flowers blooming
kids playing and having fun
lawn mowers are humming away
looks like spring has sprung into color
spring is the very...

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Categories: funny, bird, flower, fun, kid,



Premium Member Very Funny Axioms

“Cross my heart and hope to die”
A saying from years past
That has survived for many eons
And will most likely last

But there are so many others
“Barking...

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Categories: funny, fun,

Premium Member It Started With A blank Canvas
It started with a blank canvas,
the world I should make but I am anxious.
Making fields of pretty flowers,
to the deep blue seas takes many hours.
Mountains...

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Categories: funny, animal, bird, love, men,

Premium Member Cupidity
The Lord’s Prayer in sign language is so beautiful 
It’s like a fuschia finger ballet in blue ocean air waves
If you do watch this display...

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Categories: funny, black love, boyfriend, break

Premium Member Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet loved her curds and whey,  
give me a box of cereal with cold milk and I will be on my way....

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Categories: funny, children, fun, nursery rhyme,

Premium Member The 4 Seasons
Winter is very cold 
the wind is bold 
snowman made the centerfold 
brown snow is old. 

 

Spring is in the air 
flowers now blooming...

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Categories: funny, animal, cool, fun, snow,

Premium Member Rambling
Quote By Poet "Time is a funny thing. It is here, it is gone.
Never to be found again." 

As l get older,
I find the same...

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Categories: funny, baby, day, kid, mom,

Premium Member Building Tension
Did you ever stand on stage,
behind the big curtain.
Standing there peeking out from behind the curtain,
watching the audience looking at the stage.
Your knees are shaking,
your...

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Categories: funny, courage, emotions, fear, god,

Premium Member P G
Pretty gardens, peaceful grounds praying gratefully.  

...

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Categories: funny, flower, garden, love, peace,

Premium Member Musings of Love
Great love is like a heavenly moment,  
when one's heart will skip a beat.  
Love can come packaged in many boxes,  
some...

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Categories: funny, flying, heart, heaven, jealousy,

Premium Member My Words VS The Judges
I write because I love to write,  
writing for a contest makes me think.  
My imagination and creativity come alive,  
as the...

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Categories: funny, poems, poets, words, writing,