Rhyme Funny Poems
These Rhyme Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Funny Rhyme poems written by international poets.
For Comparison CompetitionHappy Mother’s Day!
Hooray, should I say?
Nay! ‘Tis naught but disarray you fool
I dodge ducks – their beluga-toned feathers at least–
and the platinum pillows from...
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Categories:
abortion, childhood, funny, goodbye,
Court JesterYou joined the Navy.
I joined the circus.
I was always a clown,
and you were always
so serious.
...
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Categories:
funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Happy days indeed
When dancing round your handbag on the dance floor was a thing.
When Bowie was major Tom and Elvis was king.
When your only worry was...
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Categories:
fun, funny, growing up,
Oh, Wounded Warrior Oh, Wounded Warrior.
Battle lines and battle scars
hidden in plain sight.
Many of us now asking
was it really worth the fight?
Some of us wear uniforms.
Some of...
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Categories:
funny, anger, conflict, courage, family,
Spooked Mr Johnson
Old Mr. Johnson, with broom in one hand,
Told his sweet granddaughter, “Sleep, not grandstand!”
Her room was empty, the air grew cold—...
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Categories:
funny, cool, crazy, dark, deep,
LOVE WEAKLove is like a pulling feeling in our heart, it can make us feel weak,
Weak to the knees, making us want it endlessly.
Love...
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Categories:
america, first love, funny
Dancing DotsDancing dots that you can't see
Dance messages of love from me
And when I finish I hit send
Then when they reach you on your end
You'll know...
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Categories:
for her, funny love,
Revised Nursery Rhyme - Mary - Bitesize Contest
Mary ate a great big ham
her gills turned white as snow
...
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Categories:
food, funny,
Cheeky baby swaggerCoocoo doodle I do,
Not every day I coo,
What Mum can do, I can –
My skin needs a sun tan.
My hair with homemade curls,
My makeup shines...
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Categories:
funny, child, childhood, children, feelings,
I Want A Funny
I took my new friend from Mars,
to the store not to the bars.
He was accompanied by his little green dog,
many thought he was a funny...
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Categories:
funny, dog, giggle, green, humor,
The Lost CanaryThere was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...
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Categories:
bird, friend, funny, humorous,
The KittenThe Kitten
In canine halls of wisdom, where dogs do reside,
A furry little menace, has decided to abide,
A kitten, small and sassy, with eyes so bright,
A...
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Categories:
animal, friend, friendship, funny,
MondayMonday makes a jolt
Waking up a new week
A sudden pesty reminder
That life is more than sleep....
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Categories:
funny, life,
How Did You Care To Love Someone Like MeHow did you care to love someone like me
Whose name is burdensome for you to bear
A boy whose reputation suffers glee
And whose tomorrow uncertainties scare
How...
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Categories:
funny, addiction, age, art, break
Hotty to NaughtyHotty to notty—
That’s a bad thing, bro.
Hotty to naughty—
Now that’s a good way to go.
Hotty to notty,
Hotty to naughty.
Hotty to notty—
Their looks go bad.
Hotty to...
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Categories:
funny love, humorous, nonsense,