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Rhyme Funny Poems

These Rhyme Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Funny Rhyme poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Watch Out Big Foot
Our home came from an old apple tree,
the storm came and we had to flee.
We still make honey for brie,
all my wonderful siblings and me.
I...

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Categories: funny, family, food, fun, giggle,



Premium Member Daystar
Days hold the sun
And many wonderful
Yawns
Stars twinkling will be held
Tonight by the sky
And moon
Rising over the mountain top...

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Categories: funny, day, fun, moon, sky,

Premium Member Look At What I Found
This summer sure is real hot
Look I just found the jackpot
Lots of cool water
I could be an otter
This pool is a big blue pot...

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Categories: funny, blue, children, fun, giggle,

Premium Member Get The Popcorn Ready
Oh, the 2024 U.S. Presidential election race,
as I ponder on it with my head's empty space.
Our nation is so out of joint,
our political differences at...

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Categories: funny, 7th grade, 8th grade,

Premium Member Down A Path With Nature
Quote By Poet: "Morning arrives when the brilliant sun first kisses the earth."     
A new morning is now arriving
      ...

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Categories: funny, butterfly, dance, flower, joy,



Premium Member In My Pretty Garden
In my pretty garden, 
I see a new blossom.
Each morning the flowers,
welcome me with their silence.

 

I love to see the swirling butterflies,
going in for...

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Categories: funny, beauty, flower, old, silence,

Premium Member I Miss - What I Miss
I miss true friends,
today people want to have it their way.
I miss the ocean,
pretty blue waves with white caps.
I miss being a child,
when life was...

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Categories: funny, dad, friend, heaven, home,

Premium Member The Cheese Wars
It's a new day as the hot sun starts,
here reporting on the cheese battle.
Overnight the wine and cheese taverns,
moved in for the cracker spread.
The cider...

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Categories: funny, food, fun, giggle, sun,

Premium Member The Specious Criminal Trial
Which fish
The scuba diver
Is going after?
The big one
Or the small one?
Which sheriff
Is on trial today?
The petty one
Or the pretty one?
Everyone must have its day
In the...

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Categories: funny, abortion, adventure, america, crazy,

Premium Member Fartina
Could there be anything sweeter,
than our little dog named Fartina,
I wanted to see less of wretched in-laws,
they no longer come over because,
the gaseous funky green...

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Categories: funny, 5th grade, 6th grade,

The Rain
I f*cking love the rain.
Storms are even better. 
I love to hear of your canceled plans
As you stand there, getting wetter

 I adore the miserable...

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Categories: angst, depression, funny, garden,

GODs
Faith is a beautiful thing
if you're lucky to be blessed
For as you grow older 
it all becomes messed

As a child it made sense
the stories and...

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Categories: funny, anger, devotion, faith, god,

The Ants Go Marching
It isn't easy to save the world 
With your back on the asphalt
Crawling with carpenter ants that
Yes even they
Want you out of the way

I'd head...

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Categories: funny, analogy, conflict, corruption, deep,

Premium Member Sprightly Sprites One Two Three
one witty Wibblesnow wobbling along

two terrible Tillymows tutting their tongue

three thin Thiggleheads throwing some spoons

four furry Fillimots flying in balloons

five feathered Foulies fumbling a dance

six...

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Categories: funny, crazy, fairy, fantasy, fun,

Premium Member When Summer Is Gone
It is time to get back to school,
seeing all our missed friends.
Closet cleaning and shopping,
we need some warmer clothes.
The beach and pool have been,
sent on...

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Categories: funny, beach, food, friend, fun,


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