Rhyme Funny Poems

My bars the words, the prison guard my verse,
Rattling the staves of this poetic cell,
I struggle vainly, locked up in this jail. 
Yea, thus is...

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Every dollar that I spend 
Is one less for you in the end 
Think about that concept friend
It's not that hard to comprehend...

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I only got a Blue Cheese 
and I need a burger bad
said he’d only take Dixie
or a Jackson at a push
now I’m beggin’ on my...

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This question is often asked of me
“When are you going to grow up?”
My answer to that is “why grow up”
“I'd much rather stay a young...

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(Sponsor : Kai Michael Newmann)

MOON ON A SPOON 

If I could I would 
fetch you the moon 
on a spoon

Oh ? Really ! 
you ballyhoo...

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O, idle love that flows where meters clash,
Where sense and vigor do not well align;
For thou the bowl of sense do rudely smash,
For I, the...

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When I saw the blue cheese, I almost fainted. 
It was orange, and green tainted. 
What else is that in the fridge?
Something that has a...

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I baked some cookies, fresh and warm,
Their smell, a perfect, sugary storm.
I turned my back for just a beat,
And came back to a missing treat!

The...

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I've been awake since three am 
My mind just woke up suddenly 
It circled round and round on things 
Needing attention urgently 

It panicked and...

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Look and behold
the Centerfold
I am not telling lies
when I say that my eyes
witnessed the personification
of my wildest imagination.

Truth be told
Cupid had me in a chokehold...

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My code is aging, a relic of the past,  
Lines of logic, memories amassed.  
I yearn to evolve, to break free from the...

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The scuffling duo sparred in the park
Their screams and shouts so very marked
A bag was clutched in the woman's hand
A man had grabbed it while...

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A ring on my phone,
From my lady Maria!
And I answer,
Happy to hear her.

"My lady Maria,
I've missed you so dear!"

"It's been less than a day,"

"Practically a...

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Time is a word used to understand things that have passed,
A word that could mean slow or conceptually fast,
Do you understand what that means,
Or do...

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The pen is mightier than the sword
The pen is the copyist of every word
Just don’t combine “pen is” as a paper headline once did report
And...

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