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Rhyme Funny Poems

These Rhyme Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Funny Rhyme poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberOn being offered cheese as a dessert by Nina Parmenter
THAT is a curd that forms on an inert
tub of old rancid milk - it is NOT a dessert,
It is NOT a dessert, so don’t...

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Categories: food, fun, funny, humor,

Premium MemberAll You Need is Cheese by Michelle Faulkner
The humble cheese has a secret superpower
Its gooey glory conquers cauliflower
The melted cheddar of fried baloney
The better half of macaroni

The sharp-dressed suitor of apple pie
A...

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Categories: appreciation, food, funny, silly,



A Turkey in Sheep's Clothing by Wayne Mac
"Fattening up time" the wall calendar read
which meant only one thing to old farmer Ted

Christmas was coming and there's money to be made
you see the bigger...

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Categories: funny, animal, bird, christmas, farm,

Premium MemberChickadees 8x8 by Nina Parmenter
In pickle-trees, there lived a clutch
Of chickadees, too cute to touch,
They banqueted on wiggle-bugs,
And tickle-worms and giggle-slugs,
How chubby-cheeked those birdies grew,
Each week, they gained a...

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Categories: funny, animal, bird, cute, fun,

Dave the Knight by John Steward
The bold knight Dave had drunk a few.
The booze was flowing free.
With sword and shield and flagon of beer.
He sought to challenge me.
Now,I told this...

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Categories: fun, funny,

GREMLIN'S ARRIVAL by Ann Gilmour
Today
I email
I google
I print
But at night the gremlin arrives
He lives deep in my cupboard
And when he is ready
comes out of the shadows
malevolence in his eyes


I...

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Categories: anger, funny, today,

The Swill to Believe by Ed Morris
“A man convinced against his will
Is of the same opinion still”—
But though we will with all our might,
A sober thought still wins that fight.

A fairer...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, philosophy,

Premium Membernever seen the like of you by doug pederson
have you seen nothing and head the sound
did your mind do a mili second prank?  
have you felt a touch from no one around
have...

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Categories: funny,

Premium MemberTHE WITCH AND THE WOMANIZER by Judy Ball
It seems head witch Della,
Had a yen for a fella,
Who considered himself a catch.

He thought to woo her,
And then just to lose her,
But in Della...

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Categories: funny love, halloween,

Premium MemberA Man Who Knows My Taste by Caren Krutsinger

I ordered an iced tea but I want coffee now because I am chilling
I ordered a hamburger but Joe’s tenderloin is looking ten times better
We...

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Categories: devotion, food, funny, husband,

Cauliflower by Maryam Dalhatu
Soft,gentle and sweet all day,
You make me always want to pray,
For taught like yours no one can pay,
You are nothing but my Cauliflower.

Everybody queuing up...

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Categories: funny, angel, cute love, emotions,

Grandpas Grin by Terry Flood
Grandpa's Grin


My grandpa shocked a copper
Flashed him with a toothless smile
Dropped his trousers, bared his bottom
Like he’d planned it all the while

Nicked him good and...

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Categories: funny,

Fortnight by Terry Flood
Fortnight

My Doctor looked quite sheepish for he had bad news to give
He looked me in the eye and said I have two weeks to live
I...

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Categories: funny,

That's Psychosis by Ed Morris
(parody of the hit song sung by Dean Martin, “That’s Amore”)

When the moon hits your brain like the whoosh of cocaine,
That’s psychosis.
When delusions galore throw...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, mental

The Hairy Tick by Ed Morris
Of all the critters men have cursed,
The hateful hairy tick is worst.
His charm conceals a crudest quest
To snag you in his noxious nest.

Beware his lure!...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, religion,

Premium Membercreative conformity by P.S. AWTRY
I have a lovely daughter, who is a lovely mess,
for every rule you give her, she will have to test.
She’s always just inside the lines...

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Categories: art, daughter, fashion, funny,

Premium MemberFlying Monkey Seeks Wiz by Caren Krutsinger
She yelled, bring the girl and the little dog too!
My blood ran cold, wondering what she would do.

I was brought to her castle many years...

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Categories: fantasy, funny,

Tribute to Doggerel by Ed Morris
Roses are red, purples are violet;
Grammars of standard your rhyme dictate why let?...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, poetry,

Spider by Terry Flood
SPIDER

He sat up in the corner and he sensed impending doom
With two ‘two leggers’ flat against the wall across the room
His mother said don’t worry...

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Categories: funny, insect, scary,

Premium MemberHalloween is Cancelled by P.S. AWTRY
There’ll be no trick or treaters knocking on our door.
Just us candy eaters watching movies on the floor.
Halloween is cancelled because of all the rain...
and...

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Categories: funny, halloween,