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Rhyme Funny Poems

These Rhyme Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Funny Rhyme poems written by international poets.

No more drinking for me
Driving home from the liquor store,
       completely void of worry,
I reached behind for my bag of weed
 and I...

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Categories: funny, adventure, anger, animal, drug,

Biden ruins Christmas
For Christmas I bought you a mustang, with dice hung from the mirror.
  But the IRS came and took it away and gave it...

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Categories: car, christmas, funny, holiday,

Grandpa ate an oyster
Grandpa at an oyster


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Categories: cute love, desire, funny,

Premium Member Twas The Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas- we heard not a peep
for our three little kids were in bed fast asleep.
We looked up at each other and...

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Categories: christmas, confusion, funny,

“It’s just a rough draft,”
he said with a laugh
but the joke is half epitaph.

I know I’ll regret it
this helping him edit
his thesis, this knife,
that will...

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Categories: funny, boyfriend, leaving, obituary, romance,

Premium Member Not so much with the Merry
Twas the night before Christmas, up in the North Pole
The pressure of the season was taking its toll
Deadlines and long hours were causing some stress

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Categories: christmas, funny,

Premium Member Mops

     My mop and I have a long history,
     Some of it fun,

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Categories: 2nd grade, children, funny,

Premium Member Ham And Cheese On A Bun
Twas the night before Christmas, and I couldn't sleep,
so I left my bed; without so much as a peep.
And headed to the kitchen for something...

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Categories: funny, anxiety, christmas, eve, fantasy,

Lady from London - Nursery Rhyme

There was an old lady from London,
Who had a son called Brandon,
He travelled to the moon,
Came back on a noon,
With an alien friend called Mystidon.


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Categories: funny, humor, humorous,

The Rooster Was a Monkey
Twas the night before Christmas, socks were hanging in every house 
Some were old, some were new, and unwashed there were few
Animals were happy too,...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member FULL FLOW
The plumbing here is atrocious
With clattering so ferocious
It spits and splats, like angry cats
And can also; be quite precocious

Just a tiddle, as with its handle...

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Categories: funny,

Riddle me this riddle me that
Riddle me this, riddle me that. This is not a game nor for fun, 
until you really finally get to know that someone. 

They were...

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Categories: funny, africa, blessing, culture, destiny,

Premium Member My Friend Joe
     My Friend Joe

          "Good morning,Hello."

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Categories: desire, drink, funny love,

The Santa Claus Weight Watcher
Oh here comes North pole Santa Claus,
don't come down the chimney 'cause
you have put on, too much weight,
the belt can barely keep straight,
no more cookies...

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Categories: funny,

Love to Love
Lip-locked lust.
Bust to bust.
Eye to eye.
Thigh to thigh.

Twice a week.
Cheek to cheek.
Nose to nose.
Toes to toes.

Not a peep.
Sleep to sleep.
Back to back.
Crack to crack....

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Categories: desire, funny love, kiss,