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Rhyme Funny Poems

These Rhyme Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Funny Rhyme poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Two Years
Two years of hell we have endured.                                    ...

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Categories: funny, blessing, joy, today, uplifting,

Premium Member Uncle Albert
He was always known to everyone as Uncle Albert,
He used to sign all my birthday cards as Uncle Albert,
He used to turn around when I...

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Categories: funny, dark, death, family, fun,

Heavenly Wee Wee
Heaven gladly accepted me
My heart is so full of glee
Cause I'd never thought I'd be
In a place where love is free
My excitements giving me
The sudden...

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Categories: funny, silly,

My drunk, Aunt
      Its’ Halloween, I am waiting for the fairy queen,
      She is my aunt, but...

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Categories: funny, celebration, cinderella, fantasy, fun,

Premium Member I Love You
We took a vow,
"for better or for worse."                 ...

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Categories: funny, life, love, sweet, together,

Premium Member Thanksgiving Day
Family and friends                        ...

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Categories: funny, blessing, family, food, friend,

Premium Member Blue Waters
They say,                       ...

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Categories: funny, death, love, sea, stars,

Pink Hair
Wherever my neighbor goes, people stare.
They can't look away because of his neck and pink hair.
When he goes out in public, people constantly point and...

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Categories: food, funny, hair, people,

Premium Member At Night
He sits in the tree 
at night waiting and watching 
for his prey to come 


Date Written: 10/16/2019 

Owl Haiku Poetry Contest      ...

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Categories: funny, food, night, scary, tree,

Premium Member Never To Return
Today give a smile to someone,                   ...

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Categories: funny, day, giving, joy, love,

Heaven's Golden Throne
Have you considered, even once
Heaven’s golden throne?
Not the one that God sits on,
The one you use to go.

I think it must be gilded gold
With seat...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member Play Possum
We were very young,                     ...

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Categories: funny, angel, death, food, happy,

Premium Member The Throne in Heaven
When I pictured Heaven and how the angels sing 
Never once did I think of a ding-a-ling 

The throne for me was made of gold,...

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Categories: 8th grade, crazy, funny,

Premium Member Leaf Blowing Sight

When you live in the midst of trees, 
Let me say, there’s a lot of leaves!
Leaf blowing can carry on and on and on,
As they...

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Categories: anxiety, autumn, funny,

Why Are Parents So Mean
Why Are Parents So Mean?

Why are parents so mean,
when I won't eat anything green?

No broccoli, brussels sprouts, green beans, or green grapes,
these will always stay...

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Categories: child, food, fun, funny,