Funny Rhyme Poems

These Rhyme Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Funny Rhyme poems written by international poets.


A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To School by Casarah Nance
A funny thing happened on the way to school,
I swear I saw an alligator in Ms. Mary's pool.
I kept on walking but it looked at...

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Categories: childhood, fun, funny, school,

Chicken Bone Hunger by Lovie Divine
Chicken bone hunger, no food in the home,
All of six people to a chicken bone.
No laughing matter when the fortunate one, 
Is the one who...

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Categories: food, funny, humorous,



Premium MemberElsie, Renaissance Woman by Caren Krutsinger
My pal, Elsie has the biggest plans, grandiose almost, fantastically fun to hear about.
She is a complete delight to be around, and the clothes, hats,...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, life,

Premium MemberA Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Here by Dear Heart a.k.a. Broken Wings
I started my life as a normal girl,
but when walking I liked to leap and twirl;
    my mother enrolled me,
  ...

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Categories: dance, funny, spiritual,

Premium MemberGuarantee Love Will Never Cease by Paris-Maree Boreham
" For: Swear It Was The Moon Comedy Stage Play"
  SCENE- Preparing- to 'Court'
  Set Scene- Cell, Main character wearing one thong pacing...

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Categories: confidence, fun, funny, funny

Grand Daughter Arrival, Praise the Lord by Mike Toole
Your teacher always said in math,
You wasn't very bright, 
As when you did your adding up, 
You never got it right.
And though it appears so...

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Categories: birth, celebration, child, funny,

Premium MemberFailed Miserably by K. T. Pearson
I made up my mind
not to have this poem rhyme.

I just didn’t have the time
to do it for every line.

I hope you like it just...

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Categories: child, fun, funny, kid,

Premium MemberThe Way I Feel About Harry Potter Books by Caren Krutsinger
Harry Potter is in the world to stay, a wonderful read that entranced me one day.
A casual conversation with a daughter led me to buy...

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Categories: books, funny,

Nothing But A Smile by Donna Ahsinger
If I was there with you,
I'd meet you at the door,
wearing nothing but a smile.

As our bodies embrace,
through the living room you'd chase,
all in good...

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Categories: funny, allusion, cute love, desire,

Pie by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
I am a friend of pie
Why?
Because I would never eat it.
It will live its natural life cycle
Until it's dry
Then goes all rancid
And can die.

And that's...

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Categories: funny, best friend, death of

Premium MemberThink I Need A Man In My Life by Paris-Maree Boreham
Think I need a man in my life-
a dear writer-friend suggested.
So please dismiss and remiss,
prior I've requested.

Thinking, a man in my life,
could really make things...

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Categories: fun, funny, life, love,

Premium MemberThreequel I Think I Need A Husband by Paris-Maree Boreham
I think I need a husband,
think of this a lot.
The babies coming soon,
am staring at the cot!

Have put on extra weight,
need some validation.
Feeling stressed and...

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Categories: baby, fun, funny, husband,

Premium MemberThe Traveling Back Itch by K. T. Pearson
Could you give a hand?
I have an itch I can no longer stand.

Perfect that’s it
now just down a bit.

You are almost done.
Oops now it’s on...

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Categories: child, funny, humorous,

Premium MemberAwful in Reverse by Nina Parmenter
I’m alright driving forwards, but I’m awful in reverse,
My turning skills are terrible, my parking skills are worse.
Whenever I move backwards, people hurry to disperse,
While...

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Categories: car, fun, funny, giggle,

I'm Justin Bred, not just inbred by randy johnson
When I tell people that my name is Justin Bred,
they think that I'm a hick with no brain in my head.
Everybody who I know thinks...

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Categories: funny, humor, people,

Premium MemberMy clock don't rock by doug pederson
 My clock won’t tell the time

I had a poem to write and sign
The lights went out, all is not fine
Fumbled in the dark, two...

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Categories: funny, time,

GE Appliances by randy johnson
There's something about my wife that astounds me.
She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE.
I bought her a washing machine that was made...

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Categories: abuse, funny, humor, husband,

Outdated Colecovision by randy johnson
I don't understand my cousin or his dumb decision.
There are many video game consoles but he only plays the Colecovision.
I tell him to buy an...

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Categories: funny, games, nostalgia,

Premium MemberNo Husband TYVM by Paris-Maree Boreham
Now, I don't want a husband,
as I feel real sad inside.
Waited two whole hours...
Nobody replied.

They all want me when I don't want them,
Hence stating with...

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Categories: fun, funny, husband, sad,

ENGLISH HUMOR by Bob Taub
ENGLISH HUMOR

To read This I have translated the words in brackets.!
PETROL (GAS)
I needed to buy Petrol (Gas) today
The price of it took my breath away
A...

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Categories: funny,