Rhyme Funny Poems
These Rhyme Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Funny Rhyme poems written by international poets.
No more drinking for me
funny, adventure, anger, animal, drug,
Driving home from the liquor store,
completely void of worry,
I reached behind for my bag of weed
Biden ruins Christmas
car, christmas, funny, holiday,
For Christmas I bought you a mustang, with dice hung from the mirror.
But the IRS came and took it away and gave it...
Grandpa ate an oyster
cute love, desire, funny,
Grandpa at an oyster
Twas The Night Before Christmas
christmas, confusion, funny,
Twas the night before Christmas- we heard not a peep
for our three little kids were in bed fast asleep.
We looked up at each other and...
funny, boyfriend, leaving, obituary, romance,
“It’s just a rough draft,”
he said with a laugh
but the joke is half epitaph.
I know I’ll regret it
this helping him edit
his thesis, this knife,
Not so much with the Merry
Twas the night before Christmas, up in the North Pole
The pressure of the season was taking its toll
Deadlines and long hours were causing some stress
2nd grade, children, funny,
My mop and I have a long history,
Some of it fun,
Ham And Cheese On A Bun
funny, anxiety, christmas, eve, fantasy,
Twas the night before Christmas, and I couldn't sleep,
so I left my bed; without so much as a peep.
And headed to the kitchen for something...
Lady from London - Nursery Rhyme
funny, humor, humorous,
There was an old lady from London,
Who had a son called Brandon,
He travelled to the moon,
Came back on a noon,
With an alien friend called Mystidon.
The Rooster Was a Monkey
Twas the night before Christmas, socks were hanging in every house
Some were old, some were new, and unwashed there were few
Animals were happy too,...
The plumbing here is atrocious
With clattering so ferocious
It spits and splats, like angry cats
And can also; be quite precocious
Just a tiddle, as with its handle...
Riddle me this riddle me that
funny, africa, blessing, culture, destiny,
Riddle me this, riddle me that. This is not a game nor for fun,
until you really finally get to know that someone.
My Friend Joe
desire, drink, funny love,
My Friend Joe
The Santa Claus Weight Watcher
Oh here comes North pole Santa Claus,
don't come down the chimney 'cause
you have put on, too much weight,
the belt can barely keep straight,
no more cookies...
Love to Love
desire, funny love, kiss,
Bust to bust.
Eye to eye.
Thigh to thigh.
Twice a week.
Cheek to cheek.
Nose to nose.
Toes to toes.
Not a peep.
Sleep to sleep.
Back to back.
Crack to crack....