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Rhyme Funny Poems

These Rhyme Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Funny Rhyme poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberGlitz Ritz Splits Blitz Mitts by Caren Krutsinger
If you had a little glitz
You and I could do the splits,
In front of the Hotel Ritz
Did you just call me a ditz?

Come here and...

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Categories: funny, 3rd grade, 4th grade,

Premium MemberFor Oliver - Carol The Crocodile by john wilmore
Carol is a crocodile with big long pointy teeth,
She likes to hide in lakes under the surface, just beneath.
She doesn’t want to bite your legs...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,



Premium MemberFor Oliver - Hairy Norah The Elephant by john wilmore
Hairy Nora reads the Torah from daybreak until dusk.
She’s got four different colored legs, but not a single tusk.
There’s a birdie sitting on her back...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium MemberFor Oliver - Cookie The Cat by john wilmore
Cookie can cook recipes from a book,
She can rustle up meals in a flash.
She wears a chef’s hat even though she’s a cat
And she works...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium MemberFor Oliver - Alf The Dinosaur by john wilmore
“Alf it’s dinner time” cried mum as she finished off the cooking.
“Where is that naughty boy?” She grumbled, “I’d better go a-looking”
She looked across the...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium MemberGeography - Ode To The Cotswold Hills by john wilmore
The Cotswolds are a bunch of hills in rural England's heart
They're green and rolling, full of sheep that frolic, bleat and fart.
People come from far...

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Categories: england, funny,

I AM POET by Jovial Vigilante
I. AM. POET!
He proclaimed
With great exclamation
As he proceeded to explain
To the rooms great expectations
That he had found a rhyme for orange
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Categories: funny, humorous,

Premium MemberLife of Lonny McBain by doug pederson

Being home by the fire will ease the strain
from being out in this cold miserable rain
the crackling sparks will shed some pain
making me feel I’m...

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Categories: funny, life,

Premium MemberFor Oliver - Mayo The Rabbit by john wilmore
Mayo the rabbit has a very strange habit,
but he isn’t a monk or a nun.
He spreads out on ham, lettuce, cheese, bacon, spam
that’s been sliced...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium MemberFor Oliver - Carlos The Chameleon by john wilmore
Carlos the chameleon likes to wave at passersby,
But none of them wave back at him which makes poor Carlos cry.
He stands there by his house...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium MemberHistory - Death Of The Dinosaurs by john wilmore
The day the asteroid came down the dinosaurs were playing,
With toys and bats and balls and things, some dancing jigs and swaying.
Young Betty Brontosaurus was...

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Categories: funny, history, silly,

I Can't Read or Write by randy johnson
I didn't get much schooling so I can't read or write.
Many people don't understand my situation and plight.
I thought I was buying sugar but I...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous,

I Forgot to Remember by Fritz Purdum
I forget to remember that I don't like you anymore
I keep trying to dislike everything about you I adore
Deleting every funny emoji that you sent...

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Categories: cute love, funny, silly,

Premium MemberHappy Snappy Ladybug Me by Caren Krutsinger
Happy Snappy Ladybug me.
I am as cheerful as you think I ought to be.
I fly brief ways from flower to flower.
Some are tasty, others are...

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Categories: funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Dawn of a New Age by Ed Morris
Come learn the sad lesson of World War Three.
We fought it against a bizarre enemy
Of our own creation, unwitting and free,
Not guessing they’d dream up...

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Categories: funny, humorous, science fiction,

Premium MemberDragon Fare by Susan Jeavons
I invited a dragon to dinner
(That was almost the wrong thing to do!)
Have you ever seen what a dragon
can do to a bowl of beef...

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Categories: funny, children, courage, fantasy, food,

Premium MemberA Purple Garlic Kiss by Susan Jeavons
My name is Ethel Mary 
And I have to tell you this
I hate it when Aunt Geri
gives a purple garlic kiss!
I hate it when my...

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Categories: children, family, funny, how

One Night in a Haunted Manner by Ed Morris
I missed a blind corner one grim stormy night,
On a dark forest road, with no phone.
The crash was severe, but what gave me more fright
Was...

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Categories: fear, fun, funny, halloween,

Lies Are Wise by Nick Trim
Uncomfortable confronting 
your continuous consumption to which you're accustomed, 
the crunch, the chew, it's all you do, 
most munch at lunch while you the whole...

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Categories: food, funny, humorous, truth,

Premium MemberPurple People Eaters Pursue Purple Peas by Caren Krutsinger
Purple people eaters pursuing purple peas,
Paraphernalia progressing toward a purple please,
Amethyst bedding, purple clothes, and platform shoes,
Purple violets promoting purple woodland hues,

Purple is out there...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,