Rhyme Funny Poems
These Rhyme Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Funny Rhyme poems written by international poets.
A Funny Christmas Poem
funny, christmas, fun,
( A Funny Christmas Poem )
Twas the night before Christmas, santa was throwing a hissy
Mrs. Claus was laughing at him, and calling him a sissy
Hide and Peek
Let’s play hide and go peek said the horse.
It was a great suggestion I agreed of course.
Because I did not know that he had said...
Elephant dumplings in my soup.
They are tasty and delicious.
Warm and fleshy to boot!
Come on, don’t crowd.
Elephant dumplings get them here and now!
crazy, funny, natural disasters,
Is my room in such disarray
That I'm not even seeing straight?
Are those dust bunnies wearing candy wrappers as hats?
Their building an army, I'm under...
business, fun, funny, humor,
We’re drowning our diners in sugar, it seems -
our food is obesity packaged as dreams!
We really don’t mind about that, sir,
it’s only some kids getting...
Easy to Teach
devotion, dog, feelings, funny,
We once had a miniature poodle
Quincy Adams his registered name
We were quite proud of our small pet
As part of the family he became
While walking Quincy...
No Fashion Passion
Fashion is not my passion
Simplicity is the way for me
One color shirt and a pair of jeans
That's good enough you see
My money's low but spirits high
clothes, fun, funny, humor,
We wore bottle green sweaters
that shrunk to fit snugly
so blossoming bodies
looked suitably ugly,
quite devoid of all fun,
though they’d look rather good
on my Nan,...
( Disarray )
I dont like inviting guest, cause my house is such a clutter
I just bought 3 endangered cats, and my life is in the...
Dust in the Attic
funny, blessing, celebration, christian, christmas,
Dust in the Attic
I have to take it down.
It is heavy and I am tired,
before I start.
That is not going to...
Bobby Buried The Body
( Bobby Buried The Body )
Bobby buried the body, I watched this wretched sight
He took his shovel and started to dig, at 6:30 tonight
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There`s 3 kinds of goosebumps, each is a tale
I will tell of how you get...
Wasp Me and the Bee
funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
A bee and a wasp came by today.
From the land of faeries truly fey.
They zoomed around my autumn flowers.
Bee stayed a bit, wasp stayed for...
Santa's ride with the reindeers
Old Saint Nick was mean on Christmas eve
his reindeers were tired and quite deceived
he wanted to get home so the gifts were heaved
My Puppy Ate The Christmas Tree
christmas, dog, funny,
( My Puppy Ate The Christmas Tree )
My puppy ate the Christmas tree, the wildest sight I ever seen
She enjoyed fruit and vegetables, anything that...
Online Dating Failure Number 1
age, fun, funny, funny
Tim is tall. Handsome.
Works in an office.
Like all of the others
he looks kind of polished.
They say small talk is dead.
So I ask for a date.
Sorry I Snore
age, fun, funny, humor,
I used to be fragrant,
my body a playground,
a fountain of more.
Now I am older -
I’m sorry I snore.
I used to be...
FATTY RASCAL'S BIG EARS
children, fun, funny, humor,
Fatty Rascal burst into tears
When someone said he had “big ears”
For big ears indeed Fatty had
He got them from his mom and dad
THE DAY THE DEVIL HACKED GOD'S COMPUTER
fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
The devil did hack God’s computer
And gave it a nasty virus
Now when he tries to upload the sun
All that pops up is, Miley Cyrus
Few And Far Between
Late night tipsy chats
So few and far between
Off the charts teasing stats
Then being left here on scene
I was bored just having a bit of...