Rhyme Funny Poems
These Rhyme Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Funny Rhyme poems written by international poets.
What Makes Me Smile
Smiles from me to you,
making you happy not blue.
Friendship we can praise,
as we enjoy sunny days.
My puppy is tan and small,
she likes...
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funny, animal, cute, day, fun,
Creative PotatoCreativity comes and goes.
That’s what she believes, she named Cho.
Cho happens to be a potato.
Creativity comes and goes because Cho just knows....
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funny, art, child, children, creation,
The Other Side of the PillowIn the dark of night, where dreams bear bloom,
and silence reigns in my shadowed room,
my pillow waits, serene, composed,
awaiting my sleepy head to doze.
Beneath my...
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dream, funny, good night,
Botox GoldilocksGoldilocks and the three bears,
The story is a classic.
But one idea came to mind,
What if she was made of plastic?
With lips...
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funny, adventure, animal, books, children,
Hairy FreedomMy hair is wild, as wild as can be.
It sticks out in all sorts of places,
It goes through many fits and stages,
You...
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funny, child, childhood, children, daughter,
Gavin GodzillaA beast named Gavin Godzilla
Liked a girl named Priscilla.
The issue was that he was a klutz
And it drove everyone nuts.
He was...
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funny, appreciation, best friend, children,
Modern Sea CreaturesCreatures of the sea, all beautiful and fair.
A thought comes to mind, what if they swam in the air?
Would we swat fish away...
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funny, 10th grade, adventure, animal,
Oven MittsWhen cooking something hot,
The oven mitts you grab.
Pulling them on, you think,
“Am I a wanna-be crab?”...
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funny, cheer up, children, fun,
Teeny TinyWhy did the teeny, tiny mouse,
With the gigantic size cheese,
Grow as big as a house
And the cheese, smaller than bees?...
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funny, 3rd grade, children, food,
Flamingo TangoDid you know that
Flamingos love to tango?
Three steps forward, one side step,
Shake of the hips, they end the prep.
Quick, quick, slow, gracefully slide,
Flamingos dance as...
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funny, animal, bird, children, color,
Penitentiary Clowns
The warden's dog steals every snack,
The inmates plot to get them back.
A daring heist for honey buns,
'Til Fluffy wins,...
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cool, crazy, funny, giggle,
The Perils Of Staying PowerHow’s your finger?
...
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age, funny, how i
A Bad Day For ToddNot all poems are happy
Some are sad and some are sappy
This poem is so odd
It's about a boy whose name was Todd
Todd has hair that...
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9th grade, death, funny,
Mi Vida LocaI wake up swinging, fists in the air,
Wrestling my dreams like they just don’t care.
Life’s a rodeo, I hold on tight,...
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funny, character, cool, crazy, deep,
HumiliationI thought at your fiftieth we would make up,
I saved every drop to buy you a new Ford.
Your Royce is still sweet, but it needs...
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funny, anger, betrayal, emotions, feelings,