Funny Rhyme Poems

These Rhyme Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Funny Rhyme poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberThe Mad Squirrel by Angel Villanueva
One morning on my route at work,
I drove my truck with mail to serve;
The back was full, where parcels lurk,
As clients wait right by the...

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Categories: animal, funny, humor, humorous,

The New Seven Deadly Sins by roger turner
I think it's time to do an update
Of The Seven Deadly Sins
Most people do not know them all
Sit down and let's begin
I'm not really religious
But,...

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Categories: funny, religion, sin,



Grandads Elixir by roger turner
I'm no good in a kitchen but, I can cook stuff all the same
Around here, say "the recipe" and most folks know my name
It hasn't...

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Categories: funny, america, drink, family,

Happy Part 2 by Michael Robinson

Happy Part 2

Bring a smile 
Bring a laugh
These miserable feelings just won’t last
Grateful of the support now and in the past

Elated and thrilled when you...

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Categories: analogy, fun, funny, happiness,

The Murder of Humpty Dumpty by randy johnson
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
But he didn't fall deliberately, he was pushed.
He was smahed to pieces when he landed...

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Categories: food, funny, humor,

She Smokes a Corn Cob Pipe by randy johnson
Everybody laughs at my wife because she smokes a corn cob pipe.
She doesn't like it when I complain, she doesn't want me to gripe.
She smokes...

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Categories: funny, humor,

60 cents coffee machine by Michael Robinson

60 cents coffee machine

I Put $2.00 in
I Got $1.70 change
I thought that was a bit strange
But there was no cup
90 cents it cost me
For a...

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Categories: drug, fun, funny, hilarious,

Restless Legs Syndrome by Juliet Ligon
You suffer daily at your office job.
All day long your restless legs bob and bob,
wiggling, quivering--- up, down, left, right.
This antsiness keeps you awake at...

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Categories: anxiety, cute, fun, funny,

In A Pickle by randy johnson
My wife is even worse than Aunt Bee when she makes pickles.
She gave some to some celebrities and that's what killed Don Rickles.
When people eat...

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Categories: food, funny, humor, sick,

Counterfeit Bills by randy johnson
I'd like to say it was just a dream but it was real.
The cops arrested me for passing counterfeit bills.
My bank gave me twenty one...

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Categories: funny, humor, money,

Joint by randy johnson
When my wife found my pot, she thought it was tea.
And her employer fired her after he made her pee.
My dad caught me when I...

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Categories: dad, drug, funny, prison,

Vandalized by randy johnson
It's no wonder why my parents are despised.
They bought me a car that's been vandalized.
It has the word TURD written on both sides.
When girls see...

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Categories: car, funny, humor, parents,

cow patty by roger turner
She was faster than a rattlesnake
She could split a log in two
She was better than any hand
I think I ever knew

She was famous all throughout...

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Categories: funny, america, fun, silly, song,

Is there an algorithm in poetry by Michael Robinson

Is there an algorithm in poetry

An informal definition could be 
"a set of rules that precisely defines a sequence of operations"
A program is only an...

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Categories: analogy, funny, history, passion,

Premium MemberMICK TALBOT SPONSOR by Tom Cunningham

Inspired by Mick Talbot’s message to all participants in his haiku contest.



Mick’s maybe a stickler for the contest rule
He’s only helping so you don’t look...

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Categories: funny, humorous, remember,

It's A Fix O'clock Day by Mike Gentile
There is just NOT enough time
     Barely have the time to rhyme
Alarm sounds off and starts the race
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Categories: funny, time,

Premium MemberDuck by niall fulham

Duck under cover
Duck in a pond 
Duck with plum sauce 
Duck yum, yum 
 
Duck flying in the sky 
Duck with bad landing 
Splash you...

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Categories: funny, silly,

Premium MemberThe Pick by Mike Hauser
This is it
The perfect pick
But where in the world do I flick it

Thought I had 
This habit kicked
Here is proof I didn't

Maybe if 
I wear...

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Categories: funny, humor,

Get a grip by Donna Ahsinger
Too many obstacles in my way
to get anything done today.

I over slept
called in sick.
Boss got ticked.
Oh well, he'll get
over it.

My head feels like
it's been hit
with...

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Categories: allusion, funny, humorous, internet,

A Highly Sensitive Nature by Andrew Crisci
How hilarious is being born
with a highly sensitive nature;
this is unmanly and very rare
for someone seldom forlorn. 

If transformation took place on a public stage,
I...

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Categories: celebrity, change, funny, hilarious,