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Rhyme Funny Poems

These Rhyme Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Funny Rhyme poems written by international poets.

FANCY A TAXI by JENNIFER PROXENOS

FANCY A TAXI?

There was once a young man called Mark,
Who worked at a local bank
 As a clerk.
He went to Spain for a holiday.
Got quite...

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7 Minute Reply, Battle Rap by Nick Trim

Battle Rap With Brenda Chiri

Brenda Chiri don't try me

It's not old and told, 
same gun different bullet hole, 
rewrite rhymes, 
quick time, 
literally laying these...

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Categories: funny, giggle, hip hop,

Spell wrong by Lisa Costigan

Smelling Pisstakes...

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Scary-Tom Dick and Harry by Winged Warrior

There once was a few chaps named Tom, Dick & Harry
Who for Hallows Eve were frightfully scary
For they were trying to undress
A woman you might...

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Categories: funny love, halloween, humorous,

I Will Not Name The Restaurant by Caren Krutsinger

I will not name the restaurant,
Because it might have been a fluke
But after I ate their offering,
I came home and did a puke.

I pictured the...

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Daft From Bath by Nick Trim

You look stupid in videos on phones at the start,
you don't look like "Badmans" calling women a tart,
when I see those skits I think what...

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Categories: england, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Missing For Six Days by Caren Krutsinger

I am careful to not look under the mulberry bush at apartment five.
For that is where my meanest of mean great aunt Ginny Madeline lies.
She...

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Categories: funny, humorous, light,

Turn That Frown Upside Down by Michael Barber

Laughing with giggles, while their belly jiggles
For I am but a clown
I'll make me jiggles and cause those giggles
For I am but a clown

I ride...

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Categories: funny, child, color, encouraging, engagement,

Testosterone by Jerry Troiano

So, I’m watching TV the other night,
When a man comes on to set me right,
He says that he has a remedy,
For what just might be...

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Categories: drug, funny, hilarious, humorous,

Inspired by Slim Shady by Alex Duffy

You can probably tell I've always been inspired by Slim Shady 
By the way I rhyme words and the fact my pen's crazy
I'm the equivalent...

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Categories: fun, funny, inspiration, inspirational,

YES ABOUT A DRESS by JENNIFER PROXENOS

YES ABOUT A DRESS

El, please come shopping with me today,
He knew she would ask him anyway,
Sure Honey, he immediately lit
A cigarette, we’ll leave in a...

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Categories: funny, humorous,

Path to Pleasure by Seeker Shadow

              - Path to Pleasure -

He leads me on as I slip,...

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Friend zone by Edward Schmitz

I love her but she doesn’t love me back 
It hurts but that's the underlying fact 
Think nothing could be worse than what's above?
Try being...

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Categories: funny, crush, devotion, first love,

Naming a Poem Type by PAT Adams

Ricky was the first to sell piles of wood
He named them ricks, (stuck on himself somewhat) 
Also as many whole limbs as he could
Limbs were...

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Categories: funny, word play,

The Smelly Lunker by Seeker Shadow

       - The Smelly Lunker -

With tired sigh and peeking eye,
   aroused by wreaking smell.
I force awake...

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Tired of rappers bragging by Alex Duffy

I'm tired of rappers bragging about things that make no sense
We get it, you're going to have sex with our girls because you're unable to...

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Categories: discrimination, fun, funny, hilarious,

HUMPTY TRUMPY by JENNIFER PROXENOS

HUMPTY TRUMPY  

Trump, Trump, Trump,
Discreet, discreet, discreet?
Hump, hump, hump,
Cheat, cheat, cheat!
Chump, chump, chump,
Tweet, tweet, tweet!

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Categories: funny, political,

Just For The Fun Of Rhyme With ADHD by Nick Trim

I'll dibble dab and squiggle on my pad 
like a mad lad and if it's good it's bad and bad is good, 
words are misunderstood,...

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Categories: funny, giggle, humor, humorous,

I Tried To Buy You Flowers by George Stanworth

I tried to buy you lilies
but I couldn't see it through,
so I ran off to Ann Summers
for a naughty toy or two.

I tried to buy...

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Categories: funny, funny love, giggle,

CHICKENPOX HIGH by JENNIFER PROXENOS

CHICKENPOX HIGH

I caught chicken pox from
My son,
Oh what fun!
I was thirty five and spots,
Enveloped me from each hair follicle
On my head,
Right down to in between...

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