Rhyme Funny Poems

The yellow and blue ground,                    ...

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2020 has been a year of blue,                  ...

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Took the kids to the Petting Zoo. All the tame animals came through. 
While I was standing watching the monkeys and chimpanzees there in the...

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I searched the store with glee;
Going on a shopping spree
To find a gift for you from me
To place beneath the Christmas tree

The busy shoppers I...

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With mask can't eat.

To complete, wear

two; seat food 'tween.


November 27, 2020

Contest: Than-Bauk Me
Sponsor: Charles Messina


A Than-Bauk poem consists of 3 lines. Each line consists of...

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You can’t iron something that’s wrinkled
She’s lived ninety years in this skin
She’d popped in her teeth and she’d tinkled
This birthday she ain’t staying in

Her gout...

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The last one,                      ...

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There was a huge sign,                    ...

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B
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E
Singing carols for all to hear.
Smelling warm cookies from the oven.
I
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Saying prayers to God above.


Date Written: 11/26/2020
Kim’s Acrostic Play 2 Holiday Version...

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Over the years things have changed. 

Looking back at the funny photos.

Dad wore sneakers on the beach.

 
 

Time where have you gone?

Ineed a memory...

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Ooohhhhh Here we are at the premier for the stars!
Look at the glamour, the wraps, the gowns, the elegant cars!
Kermie, can you please stay in...

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What is it she asked,                    ...

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An elf named Lotty lived in the North Pole, 
in charge of keeping Santa's fire in coal.
He lit, he shovelled, he scooped with delight, 
as...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Mistletoe's carry away the Christmas woes
Jingle bells let's catch the holiday sales
Silent night, pandemic fright
Deck the halls, spiked eggnog calls
Some will hide away in a...

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