Rhyme Funny Poems

These Rhyme Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Rhyme. These are the best examples of Funny Rhyme poems written by international poets.

In a pond,
there lives a frog
who looks and talks
like a polywog.
When he's asked,
Why is this so?
he looks up and says,
I don't know.
Now truth be told
we're

© julia smith  

Dog chases his tail round and round,
was he spell bound?
He looks very funny,
like a wound up dog bunny.
Did you ever feel like this crazy dog?
Are

© Paula Goldsmith  

In moonlight's hush, beneath the elm,  
A masked marauder stalks his realm.  
With paws like whispers, eyes like coal,  
He seeks the

© Michael Fulkerson  

The sickeningly sweet perfume irritated his nose
That flirty scent of fake flowers, imitation rose
Lingered in his nostrils too long, what a tease!
It tickled, he could

© Riley Ryleigh  

Well, I guess it's time...
Just remember, I didn't draw the line.
You all dont care cause you're doing just fine,
In the end, you've shown that you

© Onyx Perth  

To work with someone is her only wish,
It is boring to sell fish,
All she has is seaweed, not pearls, to cherish,
For lunch, she eats potato

© Riley Ryleigh  

Yesterday was your birthday
Unfortunately, that was a busy day
However, I went to the garden
Of my heart this beautiful morning
Where I picked an invisible rose that

© Hebert Logerie  

You just get rid of one demon, when another pops up to take their place
All you want to do is move on, but the little

© Indiana Shaw  

Happy Mother’s Day!
Hooray, should I say?
Nay! ‘Tis naught but disarray you fool

I dodge ducks – their beluga-toned feathers at least– 
and the platinum pillows from

© Caitlin Owens  

You joined the Navy.
I joined the circus. 
I was always a clown, 
and you were always 
so serious.

© Alijah Rivers  

When dancing round your handbag on the dance floor was a thing. 
When Bowie was major Tom and Elvis was king.


When your only worry was

© Wendy Evans  

Oh, Wounded Warrior.

Battle lines and battle scars
hidden in plain sight.
Many of us now asking 
was it really worth the fight?

Some of us wear uniforms.
Some of

© Toni Armijo  

Old Mr. Johnson, with broom in one hand,  
Told his sweet granddaughter, “Sleep, not grandstand!”  
Her room was empty, the air grew cold—

© Michael Fulkerson  

Love is like a pulling feeling in our heart, it can make us feel weak, 
Weak to the knees, making us want it endlessly. 
Love

© Janine Balistreri  

Dancing dots that you can't see
Dance messages of love from me
And when I finish I hit send
Then when they reach you on your end
You'll know

© Andres Luis Bigote