Cracks Me Up Poems - Poems about Cracks Me Up

...Satire is a tricky thing And won’t appeal to half Of its potential readers, But the other half will laugh. The Onion is satirical And I’m, for sure, a fan, For it pokes fun of politics (At......

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...egg to bacon.... housewife cracks me up I had to share this. I was cracking eggs to do western style scrambled eggs yesterday and this thought hit me. LOL........

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...I'm indulging myself by re-posting this poem from 2017 because it cracks me up and I thought we might laugh together Oh, no, he best not patronize me on Valentines. If I must dramatiz......

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...new dog on the porch our pet cat at the window shrieks like a banshee Indignation hair-raisingly sounded when our “queen” cat was more than astounded by the new pet Dad brought to the house. ......

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...It cracks me up, when I hear, people say, why does God allow things to go a certain way. Could it be, because we don't live for, and respect His gift of today? We pay more attention to our outer shel......

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...How about Carol wears the curtain rods? That would be hysterical. No one else got it. But I am Harvey Korman and I have some say. Most popular episode in history. Even Vicky is not as popular ......

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...Eating three eggs a day cracks me up It scrambles my brain, like Benedict's butt If egg foo young Then over-easy my son That's it eggactly, we should omelet it or cluck......

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...I do my best to heal Water tries to flow Air makes effort to breeze ......

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...National Nut Day is Oct twenty-two. My favorites are almond and cashew. But all nuts don't grow on trees. Two nuts who are really sleaze, Are Trump and Clint......

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...She tells it like it is And it cracks me up She lives modestly but Her laugh is like big bucks Her truth is like mine But I don't have the courage To say it She doesn't give a heck And sh......

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...Life cracks me up Throwing bricks at my face Dodging them through the paths of the wilderness Where the water buffalo roam Strangers make accusations or peek into business Where eyes will be destroy......

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...“Some cause happiness wherever they go Others whenever they go” One of Oscar Wilde's famous quotes Would have been a great man to know “Always forgive your enemies Nothing annoys them so muc......

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...Being a child of addiction, Not much you can do, Cant anger the beast, Don't want the object they hit to be you Constant stir in my stomach, Butterflies of fear cry, Gotta turn up the music, Otherwi......

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...You my child mean the world to me, because you are my world. I am so proud of you, my little boy. To see your precious smile, melts my dear heart. Those bright blue eyes sparkle ......

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...One of my favorite things about you is your smile But you rob me of it by trying to keep it hid By covering it up By trying to refrain Just seeing you TRY to refrain cracks me up Seeing you smil......

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