Funny Friendship Poems

These Friendship Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Friendship. These are the best examples of Funny Friendship poems written by international poets.


Suggestions Anyone by matthew harris
Without malice nor forth-thought,
     no wide dee what aye will write
and thus would gladly take suggestions,
     hence...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 12th grade,

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Categories: funny, for her, friendship love,



obese by roger turner
Now, I am not a huge man

I'm not large by any means

In fact it is surprising

I still wear normal jeans

My pants don't have elastics

I still...

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Categories: age, funny,

Fortuitous Tea by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Tea for two, for me, for you
Buckwheats for three, you, and you, and me
Huckleberries for four, that's what we adore
Spring rolls for five make us...

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Categories: funny, family, food, friendship, fruit,

Vanilla Spray by Abby KR


A vanilla spray
Lovely scent but some afraid
Milly is afraid


We spray it on her
She runs away screaming
It is quite funny

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Categories: friendship, friendship love, funny,

Long time, no see by Bud Cee
Here's a lighter bro
Spark up that home grown
Smoke going up ashes going down
This Indica ain't from around town
And I haven't seen you in a while
Since...

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Categories: friendship, funny,

Premium MemberJoe Joe Joe Its All About Joe by Caren Krutsinger
Who am I? I am me, and me is having a little me time
No way!  Five days plus a weekend. 7 days, that’s mine.
It’s...

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Categories: funny, feelings, for her, friendship

Feelings For You by Bester Okwatsa
I Know this looks awkward, but
How else can I do it so that I’m h
Allowed access to your heart.
Volumes of jargonized words I could use
Except,...

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Categories: funny, for her, friendship love,

Thank You from Lacy by Lacy Wallace
A little thanks from me to you,
For all you've done and all you do.

Work life would've been much more dire,
If you weren't always there to...

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Categories: appreciation, friendship, funny, inspiration,

Premium MemberOh dear what can the matter be by Nina Parmenter
Oh dear, what can the matter be?
My friend is running on batteries,
I changed her settings to “flattery”,
Now she is nothing but nice.

She said I suited...

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Categories: friendship, fun, funny, humor,

Premium MemberMy Shiny Rectangular Friend by Nina Parmenter
Oh what did I do,
Before I had you,
My shiny rectangular friend?
My little world locked
In a bright beepy box,
The things you can do never end.

My clock,...

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Categories: addiction, funny, humor, humorous,

a funny poem for a 7 year old by Patti Hereth
                        Mermaids...

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Categories: funny, friendship,

There is a brighter side by Frankii Fame
Picture#1 -"No! means NOTHING to a duck-
(A duck chasing a young girl across a yard)


Today, I went to the pond 
to sit and eat a...

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Categories: funny, animal, bullying, friendship, fruit,

Love my Nana by Gaye Hemsley
My nana loves to cook
She doesn’t need a book.

Recipes, from her head
She makes up, so she said.  

I admit you’ll agree
Not each one is...

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Categories: funny, age, care, friendship love,

Fairytale by Dakota Hershey
Once upon a time, 
they were all set to live happily every after. 

And then the tides came in and flooded their little piece of...

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Categories: funny, allah, america, angel, beauty,

Premium MemberTofurkey by Mike Hauser
After all these many carnivore years
You can call it guilt or you can call it fear
I've made up my mind to decide
I'm going vegan this...

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Categories: funny, holiday, humor,

Premium MemberWE FEEL SATISFIED by Vickie Thayer
Oh My,
How Sweet You Look,
Eating The Lovely Things I've Grown,
In My Bountiful Garden,

The Sweat On My Brow Stings My Eyes,
As The Sun Warms My Petulance,
Your...

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Categories: food, friendship, funny, garden,

Premium MemberRick Jagger by arthur vaso
There once was a poet named Rick
Whose dancing sure had some kick
He moves like Mick Jagger
And sure has his swagger
His dance moves so cool and...

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Categories: dedication, friendship, fun, funny,

Garnish Queen by Don B Cameron
On earth I know of no such taste, 
      No nectar of the Gods so chaste,
So pure, so gentle, full...

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Categories: devotion, food, friendship, funny

Premium MemberBandit by Teddy Kimathi
So many times I've seen him fight himself in the mirror,
wondering why his adversary moves like him,
and looks exactly just like him!
Don't ask me; sometimes...

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Categories: cat, friendship, funny, humor,