Funny Friendship Poems

Tea for two, for me, for you
Buckwheats for three, you, and you, and me
Huckleberries for four, that's what we adore
Spring rolls for five make us...

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A vanilla spray
Lovely scent but some afraid
Milly is afraid


We spray it on her
She runs away screaming
It is quite funny

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Words of Laura and Michael

Two pins in a pod.
...

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Here's a lighter bro
Spark up that home grown
Smoke going up ashes going down
This Indica ain't from around town
And I haven't seen you in a while
Since...

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Who am I? I am me, and me is having a little me time
No way!  Five days plus a weekend. 7 days, that’s mine.
It’s...

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I Know this looks awkward, but
How else can I do it so that I’m h
Allowed access to your heart.
Volumes of jargonized words I could use
Except,...

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A little thanks from me to you,
For all you've done and all you do.

Work life would've been much more dire,
If you weren't always there to...

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Oh dear, what can the matter be?
My friend is running on batteries,
I changed her settings to “flattery”,
Now she is nothing but nice.

She said I suited...

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Oh what did I do,
Before I had you,
My shiny rectangular friend?
My little world locked
In a bright beepy box,
The things you can do never end.

My clock,...

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                        Mermaids...

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Picture#1 -"No! means NOTHING to a duck-
(A duck chasing a young girl across a yard)


Today, I went to the pond 
to sit and eat a...

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My nana loves to cook
She doesn’t need a book.

Recipes, from her head
She makes up, so she said.  

I admit you’ll agree
Not each one is...

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Once upon a time, 
they were all set to live happily every after. 

And then the tides came in and flooded their little piece of...

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After all these many carnivore years
You can call it guilt or you can call it fear
I've made up my mind to decide
I'm going vegan this...

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Oh My,
How Sweet You Look,
Eating The Lovely Things I've Grown,
In My Bountiful Garden,

The Sweat On My Brow Stings My Eyes,
As The Sun Warms My Petulance,
Your...

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There once was a poet named Rick
Whose dancing sure had some kick
He moves like Mick Jagger
And sure has his swagger
His dance moves so cool and...

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On earth I know of no such taste, 
      No nectar of the Gods so chaste,
So pure, so gentle, full...

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So many times I've seen him fight himself in the mirror,
wondering why his adversary moves like him,
and looks exactly just like him!
Don't ask me; sometimes...

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You never said anything to me 
but u always seem distracted 
When I’m around 
Yet u said I’m nothing to you


You never seem to be...

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smiling is contagious,
you catch it like the flu,
when someone smiled at me,
I started smiling too,
one day, I walked round the corridor corner,
and someone saw my...

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