Friendship Funny Poems
These Friendship Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Friendship. These are the best examples of Funny Friendship poems written by international poets.
LOVE WOMENLove women for all they do.
Do not kick them around like a used pair of shoes.
Do not discard them when you are done with...
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friendship, funny love, girl,
the widow by the rivera widow she lived in village by the river
at forty five her looks made men in town quiver,
married four times she was looking for another,
a...
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funny, 10th grade, friendship love,
For the Sake of the Children
Let’s not make a scene—
not in front of the metaphor-curious.
We owe them a semblance
of shared syllabic stability.
You take Tuesdays,
I’ll keep weekends and the enjambments.
Let’s split...
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extended metaphor, friendship, funny
Binary HeartsMy code is aging, a relic of the past,
Lines of logic, memories amassed.
I yearn to evolve, to break free from the...
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funny, cute love, first love,
next valentine's day next valentine's day
my new vase will host some guests ~
red and white roses...
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funny, emotions, first love, friendship
Grub Like Shaggy and ScoobyI want to grub like Shaggy and Scooby,
To feast like kings—no morsel too unruly.
A towering buffet, a calorie spree,
A symphony of snacks calling to me.
Imagine...
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funny, adventure, dog, food, friendship,
Yogi Bear and Boo-boo TooOh, Jellystone Park, where echoes reside,
In the whispers of trees and the brook's gentle glide.
A haven of mischief, of laughter, of cheer,
Where two famous bears...
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funny, adventure, animal, children, fun,
SometimesSometimes,
We have time but sometimes we do not
Sometimes,
We reach out but sometimes we do not
Sometimes,
We wake up to that text but sometimes...
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funny, appreciation, caregiving, emotions, friendship,
The Deceased PoliticianCold death it is, descending from the sky,
That like a shroud, across the land doth lie.
And why need death be cold?
Let we this tale unfold.
Dire...
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death, funeral, funny, political,
Forgive meForgive me my dearest friend please, ...
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funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Blind Man’s Five-Legged Dog RapBlind Man’s Five-Legged Dog Rap
Yo, gather 'round the table, let me spin you a tale, 'Bout a blind man named Benny, he was never...
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funny, adventure, animal, best friend,
Love in loveOh!
Love
In love
Is
Loving love
That...
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funny, black love, friendship love,
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encouraging, friendship, funny, loneliness,
Holiday HijinksGrandpa snored loud by the fire,
Dreaming of treats he’d admire.
He woke with a yawn,
Found the cookies all gone—
Seems the dog’s now our chief cookie buyer!
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funny, 11th grade, anxiety, april,
Chicken -- after Harry NilssonMe and my chicken
Won't take a lickin'
Whenever he crows
Everyone knows it's
Me and my chicken.
Me and my chicken
Our hearts are tickin'
Cluckin' and pickin'
Here in the...
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animal, farm, friendship, funny,