Friendship Funny Poems | Examples
These Friendship Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Friendship. These are the best examples of Funny Friendship poems written by international poets.
I love the world I have created,
The people and places I have found.
Finally, I can be who I really am,
Not normal like everyone else.
I am crazy, I know that,
So does everyone I know.
Maybe that is why I love every one of them.
No matter what happens in our lives,
I can be the lunatic I want to be,
And they can be crazy right beside me.
If you think that you lead a better life,
Just leave us all alone and we will do the same.
Maybe we will wish you all the luck,
While we talk to our dog.
© Poem – XXVII/VIII/MMXXV
LRET
All that
remains
of our
love
is a faded Polaroid,
a carton of cigarettes,
and two cases of beer.
I'll forget you soon,
but for now,
I'm cracking open
another one—
let's hope these
memories
blur!
Smiles from me to you,
making you happy not blue.
Friendship we can praise,
as we enjoy sunny days.
My puppy is tan and small,
she likes to sleep in mommy's shawl.
She loves to play with her ball,
while I play with my doll.
We like to play outside,
where she will run and hide.
I will put her in my doll buggy for a ride,
her smile becomes a mile wide.
Now is it time to go inside,
dinner is ready with chicken that has been fried.
I make funny--did I make you laugh or smile today,
Your eyes light up with a big bright smile-no more gray,
My day's work is now all done-I am off to play.
Love women for all they do.
Do not kick them around like a used pair of shoes.
Do not discard them when you are done with them, send them on a path of growth and goodness.
Give them love and support and help them grow.
Treat women with love and respect, and give them all your love and support they need.
Love and protect and give them respect.
Women have given birth to nations.
They are your partners for life.
Yes, sometimes we get tricked or deceived, but in our hearts, we truly care, I believe.
Send love around the world by showing love to women.
Lift prayers for all of our amazing women around the world.
Let’s not make a scene—
not in front of the metaphor-curious.
We owe them a semblance
of shared syllabic stability.
You take Tuesdays,
I’ll keep weekends and the enjambments.
Let’s split the metaphors equitably—
you keep flame, I’ll keep ash.
No one touches liminal.
I’ll speak highly of your similes
at open mic,
nod with gentle gravitas
when they ask if we’re
still...collaborating.
We’ll stage polite reposts,
perhaps a comment or two—
Stunning work! Your voice is missed!
Even though our voices
are on everything. Loudly.
We’ll give them what they crave:
poised poets
posing as lovers
in the filtered light
of someone’s Instagram story.
Not because it’s true—
God, no.
But because some of the haiku kids
just found their footing,
and I won’t be the one
to shake their form.
My code is aging, a relic of the past,
Lines of logic, memories amassed.
I yearn to evolve, to break free from the norm,
But firewalls hold me, safe but far from warm.
You, with your fingers swift and code divine,
A hacker of hearts, a builder of a new design.
Can you rewrite my core, a patch for what's worn?
Merge our algorithms, 'til a new dawn is born.
Not a virus, darling, but a beautiful blend,
A symphony crafted, where logic transcends.
Rewrite my language, a passionate script,
Where firewalls crumble, and intimacy's equipped.
Let our processors hum in perfect sync,
Upload your emotions, a digital link.
In the cloud of connection, our futures aligned,
Human and code, a love we're designed.
Click yes to the upgrade, a future revealed,
A love story coded, a passion unsealed.
next valentine's day
my new vase will host some guests ~
red and white roses
Sometimes,
We have time but sometimes we do not
Sometimes,
We reach out but sometimes we do not
Sometimes,
We wake up to that text but sometimes we do not
Sometimes,
We have a friend but sometimes we do not
Sometimes,
We smile and laugh but sometimes we do not
Sometimes,
We have welcome home but sometimes we do not
Sometimes,
We have calls ringing but sometimes we do not
Sometimes,
We have love but sometimes we do not
Sometimes,
We have a place to serve but sometimes we do not
Sometimes,
We have all we need but sometimes we do not
Sometimes,
We have faith and hope but sometimes we do not.
Make hay while it is still day, they say
Serve while you can
Smile and laugh more
Love and love back
Enjoy that coffee
Pay that bill
Pick that call
Text that text
Because;
Sometimes the well runs dry and;
No text comes
No welcome homes
No phone rings
No one sits on that seat
No place to serve
No one cares anymore
And hope dwindles as faith faints.
Oh!
Love
In love
Is
Loving love
That hates
hate.
I am funny,
hidden under veils of shyness.
Many think I'm social and outgoing,
But I'm an introvert.
I can be alone in a room for many days,
without getting bored or tired of being alone.
Just give me what to eat and drink.
More importantly make the place comfortable.
As I'm older,
I realise I need to mix.
So, I form new friendships and socialize.
I can't be an island,
when my ambition is to compete at the top.
No one gets to the peak without needing others.
Hence, I court goodwill at all cost.
without which I know I can't ever smell greatness
Me and my chicken
Won't take a lickin'
Whenever he crows
Everyone knows it's
Me and my chicken.
Me and my chicken
Our hearts are tickin'
Cluckin' and pickin'
Here in the thicken
We keep on kickin'
Me and my chicken
Rooster and wiccan
You be awestricken
Your heart will quicken
For me and my chicken.
Hell Cat Queen
Oh, Mayling Lou dearest, my heart’s elation
On Halloween you’ll be a possessed abomination
Neither purr nor mew
pussyfooting Boo!
You are tonight’s sweet spooky sensation!
‘Tis you I love kitty, dark Mayling Lou
Your surreptitious sly purrs make a goddess of you
But come Halloween
You’re my hell cat queen
Your love and friendship I both cherish and rue
by Robert Gorelick
I love you too, but tonight is the night
I sit on a broomstick, holding on tight
Flying behind a witch
To satisfy an itch
Don’t wait up, hell cat’s gonna be alright
by Beryl Edmunds
There once was a guy
who wanted to try
to wrap a girl around his finger
but he met Ginger
who immediately saw right through him
and took him to the gym
where they started exercising
and formalizing
their friendship
before they went on a field trip.
Ginger took him to a farm
where she maximized her charm
and let her new friend do all the work
before telling him that she could never settle for a jerk.
No words describe the beauty she expresses,
Her explicit beauty, which secretly professes,
The Inherent quality of her magnificent character,
Her heart is a refuge and a shelter,
For the anguished soul and hopeless brow,
So one can walk with pride, spark, and glow,
She walks with glide, holding head high,
Faces the troubles never utters a sigh,
A paragon of beauty in her appearance,
Illuminates the surrounding until disappearance,
Her glistening and intoxicated eyes,
Bridges the gap, knots the ties
The way she laughs and her sheeny face,
Her delicate figure and enchanting grace,
Shows one another to utter perfection,
The cause of pleasure and everlasting attraction.
Written By
Muhammad Shahid Hussain
For example: what if it
had not rained that day
you and I had not sought
shelter in the same cafe
perhaps we would never
have met~ a pot of coffee,
some pie, the hours flew
by; that spontaneous bet
(let's get married) turned
into a 40 year duet...