Friendship Funny Poems | Examples
These Friendship Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Friendship. These are the best examples of Funny Friendship poems written by international poets.
Break open the keg
Order them double now
Open your mouth for
Zymology ensures you'll
Empty that glass
Don't stop till you drop
Abandon your senses
You're up now
I'll have the same and one for me mate!
Walking down a country road
I fell upon a baby bear talking with a hare.
They look like they were long time friends that didn't have a care.
How are you today said the baby bear standing up with his arms in the air.
I have a little problem today said the hare
But no one seems to care.
I can't seem to find where I put my carrots yesterday
I have looked everywhere even in the barn in the big stack of hay.
My carrots seem nowhere to be found.
My friend can you please help me track them down.
The two friends wandered off
In search of the carrots,
Along the way they found a trail that led them to a feret.
The ferret had a belly ache
You see he ate all of hare's carrots..
What a naughty feret
my robot friend and me
got caught in the rain you see
pouring rain
hope no pain
now we call him Rusty
Dimper and Dimmer danced with foolery
as red grumblethwaits giggled gooley.
Dimmer donned three nimmerswats
which sawed with summery bowls.
Dimper bonswarmed fifty shores
while funpoppers bounced with deals.
Dimper dumped Dimmer near coaltowels
drowning with tumbletron wheels.
Dimmer disowned Dimper down
once Dimmer escaped this zebbelsik.
Smiles from me to you,
making you happy not blue.
Friendship we can praise,
as we enjoy sunny days.
My puppy is tan and small,
she likes to sleep in mommy's shawl.
She loves to play with her ball,
while I play with my doll.
We like to play outside,
where she will run and hide.
I will put her in my doll buggy for a ride,
her smile becomes a mile wide.
Now is it time to go inside,
dinner is ready with chicken that has been fried.
I make funny--did I make you laugh or smile today,
Your eyes light up with a big bright smile-no more gray,
My day's work is now all done-I am off to play.
Me and my chicken
Won't take a lickin'
Whenever he crows
Everyone knows it's
Me and my chicken.
Me and my chicken
Our hearts are tickin'
Cluckin' and pickin'
Here in the thicken
We keep on kickin'
Me and my chicken
Rooster and wiccan
You be awestricken
Your heart will quicken
For me and my chicken.
Hell Cat Queen
Oh, Mayling Lou dearest, my heart’s elation
On Halloween you’ll be a possessed abomination
Neither purr nor mew
pussyfooting Boo!
You are tonight’s sweet spooky sensation!
‘Tis you I love kitty, dark Mayling Lou
Your surreptitious sly purrs make a goddess of you
But come Halloween
You’re my hell cat queen
Your love and friendship I both cherish and rue
by Robert Gorelick
I love you too, but tonight is the night
I sit on a broomstick, holding on tight
Flying behind a witch
To satisfy an itch
Don’t wait up, hell cat’s gonna be alright
by Beryl Edmunds
For example: what if it
had not rained that day
you and I had not sought
shelter in the same cafe
perhaps we would never
have met~ a pot of coffee,
some pie, the hours flew
by; that spontaneous bet
(let's get married) turned
into a 40 year duet...
An Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover
I will firstly frankly forwardly forthrightly fastidiously befriend you.
Then I will completely correctly courteously candidly chastely court you.
Then whencesoever I have wonderfully wackily warmly wooingly won wed you,
I’ll be free to laughingly longingly lustily lecherously lasciviously licentiously lengthily ~ly ~ly ~ly ~ly ~ly ~ly ~ly ~ly ~ly ~ly ~ly ~ly ~ly ~ly ~ly ~ly ~ly
Gladly gently graciously gratefully gallantly grandly greatly love you forever.
Everyone thought we were more than bros,
But really we're hopeless hoes.
.
the veiw
the post
'bout
ourn morning
'bout
yourn night
the day you gave
me
your keys
the night you crashed
my
mercedes
c
yah
I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob.
If you had one year of love,
and then you had to say adios,
should you be glad or morose?
Sure, if it ends, it’s not what I’d hoped,
we just weren’t destined to be betrothed.
We had fun, we were close and jocose,
we snogged until we practically choked,
and we did ALL the fun things that were gross,
but our forte was that we felt safe, I suppose.
Now, I’m not saying it’s over, but I tend to diagnose things
and while I wouldn’t say that we love overdosed,
I would guess that we’ve shared more love than most.
Oh for the Love of Fibro
there for me every day
constantly reminding me
she is here to stay
With twitches and cramping
aching and pain
heaviness, weakness
& a foggy brain
Stiffness & trembles
Tender skin too
exhaustion & rib pain
but that’s nothing new
It’s just my Fibro friend
keeping me alert
reminding me constantly
my life has turned to dirt
Oh for the Love of Fibro
wish she’d go away
she’s so damn clingy
& Aint no friend today.
(Glenda): :-) I remembered the cookies, but forgot the towels! Oh my!! :-O
(Michelle): :-D That's quite alright, cookies taste better than towels! Said I.
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This happened today, but I just made it rhyme. :)