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Friendship Funny Poems

These Friendship Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Friendship. These are the best examples of Funny Friendship poems written by international poets.

Friend zone by Edward Schmitz

I love her but she doesn’t love me back 
It hurts but that's the underlying fact 
Think nothing could be worse than what's above?
Try being...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: funny, crush, devotion, first love,

Animal Rights by Brianna Hobson

People say don't trust 
a person who hates babies 

But I say don't trust people who like 
animals more than humans

They'll save a mutt before...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: funny, animal, humanity, humor, humorous,

Unrivaled by Docent UU

They never complained about the views
Or about my deranged daily ventures
Most noble examples of stoic patience
We’re one on this roller coaster ride
Tattered and spattered with...

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Details | I do not know? |

Categories: funny, friend, friendship, friendship love,

HEAVEN ON EARTH by Roughneck Tsepo Malaza

When i see your face,i spend half
An hour without even noticing that
Am smiling,your sparkling eyes
Reminds me stars at night,your 
Beauty reminds me the beauty of
Kilimanjaro...

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Details | Ballad |

Categories: funny, angel, baby, candy, friendship,

say what by Allan Terry

They spoke it
so it made it harder to understand
those who were in the knowing
had read-it and practiced it first.
the recognition of both
were spoken
each in the...

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Details | Bio |

Categories: funny, art, books, clothes, dance,

I Choose My Friends So Carefully Collaboration with Rhona McFerran by Caren Krutsinger

I Choose My Friends So Carefully
by Caren Krutsinger & Rhona McFerran

Get back in your house,
I will stay in mine.
We won’t act like neighbors,
Everything will be...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: friendship, funny, life,

JUST ASK FOR ALICE by Vickie Thayer


i must, 

go down, 

this hole,
 
i'm hoping to find,

a white rabbit, 
 
not, 

the big bad wolf, 

who has, 

a bad habit,

of eating others,...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: friendship, fun, funny, mystery,

Suggestions Anyone by matthew harris

Without malice nor forth-thought,
     no wide dee what aye will write
and thus would gladly take suggestions,
     hence...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: funny, 10th grade, 12th grade,

A funny thing happened on the way to mall by Faraz Ajmal

Few years ago a funny thing happened  on the way to mall
As I was walking a really beautiful girl hugged me, Lol
She told me...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: funny, for her, friendship love,

obese by roger turner

Now, I am not a huge man

I'm not large by any means

In fact it is surprising

I still wear normal jeans

My pants don't have elastics

I still...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: age, funny,

Fortuitous Tea by Jessica Amanda Salmonson

Tea for two, for me, for you
Buckwheats for three, you, and you, and me
Huckleberries for four, that's what we adore
Spring rolls for five make us...

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Details | Lyric |

Categories: funny, family, food, friendship, fruit,

Vanilla Spray by Abby KR



A vanilla spray
Lovely scent but some afraid
Milly is afraid


We spray it on her
She runs away screaming
It is quite funny

...

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Details | Haiku |

Categories: friendship, friendship love, funny,

Long time, no see by Bud Cee

Here's a lighter bro
Spark up that home grown
Smoke going up ashes going down
This Indica ain't from around town
And I haven't seen you in a while
Since...

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Details | Lyric |

Categories: friendship, funny,

Joe Joe Joe Its All About Joe by Caren Krutsinger

Who am I? I am me, and me is having a little me time
No way!  Five days plus a weekend. 7 days, that’s mine.
It’s...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: funny, feelings, for her, friendship

Feelings For You by Bester Okwatsa

I Know this looks awkward, but
How else can I do it so that I’m h
Allowed access to your heart.
Volumes of jargonized words I could use
Except,...

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Details | I do not know? |

Categories: funny, for her, friendship love,

Thank You from Lacy by Lacy Wallace

A little thanks from me to you,
For all you've done and all you do.

Work life would've been much more dire,
If you weren't always there to...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: appreciation, friendship, funny, inspiration,

Oh dear what can the matter be by Nina Parmenter

Oh dear, what can the matter be?
My friend is running on batteries,
I changed her settings to “flattery”,
Now she is nothing but nice.

She said I suited...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: friendship, fun, funny, humor,

My Shiny Rectangular Friend by Nina Parmenter

Oh what did I do,
Before I had you,
My shiny rectangular friend?
My little world locked
In a bright beepy box,
The things you can do never end.

My clock,...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: addiction, funny, humor, humorous,

a funny poem for a 7 year old by Patti Hereth

                        Mermaids...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: funny, friendship,

There is a brighter side by Frankii Fame

Picture#1 -"No! means NOTHING to a duck-
(A duck chasing a young girl across a yard)


Today, I went to the pond 
to sit and eat a...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: funny, animal, bullying, friendship, fruit,