Friendship Funny Poems

I am vaporizing in your eyes slowly 
Noiselessly, clearly and helplessly
Am I willing to be absorbed as steam?
No! my feeling is no but wordlessly

I am...

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Sometimes i wonder why,
Sometimes i ask myself why,
I wish to know why me
Out of thousands of people...

Everytime when i open my eyes,
I see only a...

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I use to laugh at ironic things
No punishment for the bad deeds
The Bible says that good 10 fold 
The universe returns to us in gold...

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I love her but she doesn’t love me back 
It hurts but that's the underlying fact 
Think nothing could be worse than what's above?
Try being...

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People say don't trust 
a person who hates babies 
But I say don't trust people who like 
animals more than humans

They'll save a mutt before...

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When i see your face,i spend half
An hour without even noticing that
Am smiling,your sparkling eyes
Reminds me stars at night,your 
Beauty reminds me the beauty of
Kilimanjaro...

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They spoke it
so it made it harder to understand
those who were in the knowing
had read-it and practiced it first.
the recognition of both
were spoken
each in the...

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I Choose My Friends So Carefully
by Caren Krutsinger & Rhona McFerran

Get back in your house,
I will stay in mine.
We won’t act like neighbors,
Everything will be...

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i must, 

go down, 

this hole,
 
i'm hoping to find,

a white rabbit, 
 
not, 

the big bad wolf, 

who has, 

a bad habit,

of eating others,...

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Without malice nor forth-thought,
     no wide dee what aye will write
and thus would gladly take suggestions,
     hence...

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Few years ago a funny thing happened  on the way to mall
As I was walking a really beautiful girl hugged me, Lol
She told me...

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Now, I am not a huge man

I'm not large by any means

In fact it is surprising

I still wear normal jeans

My pants don't have elastics

I still...

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Tea for two, for me, for you
Buckwheats for three, you, and you, and me
Huckleberries for four, that's what we adore
Spring rolls for five make us...

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A vanilla spray
Lovely scent but some afraid
Milly is afraid


We spray it on her
She runs away screaming
It is quite funny

...

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Here's a lighter bro
Spark up that home grown
Smoke going up ashes going down
This Indica ain't from around town
And I haven't seen you in a while
Since...

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Who am I? I am me, and me is having a little me time
No way!  Five days plus a weekend. 7 days, that’s mine.
It’s...

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I Know this looks awkward, but
How else can I do it so that I’m h
Allowed access to your heart.
Volumes of jargonized words I could use
Except,...

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A little thanks from me to you,
For all you've done and all you do.

Work life would've been much more dire,
If you weren't always there to...

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Oh dear, what can the matter be?
My friend is running on batteries,
I changed her settings to “flattery”,
Now she is nothing but nice.

She said I suited...

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Oh what did I do,
Before I had you,
My shiny rectangular friend?
My little world locked
In a bright beepy box,
The things you can do never end.

My clock,...

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