Friendship Funny Poems

Love women for all they do.
Do not kick them around like a used pair of shoes. 
Do not discard them when you are done with...

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a widow she lived in village by the river
at forty five her looks made men in town quiver,
married four times she was looking for another,
a...

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Let’s not make a scene—
not in front of the metaphor-curious.
We owe them a semblance
of shared syllabic stability.

You take Tuesdays,
I’ll keep weekends and the enjambments.
Let’s split...

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My code is aging, a relic of the past,  
Lines of logic, memories amassed.  
I yearn to evolve, to break free from the...

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next valentine's day
my new vase will host some guests ~
red and white roses...

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I want to grub like Shaggy and Scooby,
To feast like kings—no morsel too unruly.
A towering buffet, a calorie spree,
A symphony of snacks calling to me.

Imagine...

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Oh, Jellystone Park, where echoes reside,
In the whispers of trees and the brook's gentle glide.
A haven of mischief, of laughter, of cheer,
Where two famous bears...

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Sometimes, 
We have time but sometimes we do not
Sometimes, 
We reach out but sometimes we do not
Sometimes, 
We wake up to that text but sometimes...

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Cold death it is, descending from the sky,
That like a shroud, across the land doth lie.

And why need death be cold?
Let we this tale unfold.
Dire...

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Forgive me my dearest friend please,                   ...

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Blind Man’s Five-Legged Dog Rap 

Yo, gather 'round the table, let me spin you a tale, 'Bout a blind man named Benny, he was never...

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Oh! 
  Love
    In love
               Is
Loving love
That...

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              I am funny,
        hidden...

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Grandpa snored loud by the fire,
Dreaming of treats he’d admire.
He woke with a yawn,
Found the cookies all gone—
Seems the dog’s now our chief cookie buyer!
...

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Me and my chicken 
Won't take a lickin'
Whenever he crows
Everyone knows it's
Me and my chicken.

Me and my chicken
Our hearts are tickin'
Cluckin' and pickin'
Here in the...

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