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Kids Funny Poems

These Kids Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Kids. These are the best examples of Funny Kids poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Twas The Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas- we heard not a peep
for our three little kids were in bed fast asleep.
We looked up at each other and...

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Categories: christmas, confusion, funny,

Premium Member Not so much with the Merry
Twas the night before Christmas, up in the North Pole
The pressure of the season was taking its toll
Deadlines and long hours were causing some stress

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Categories: christmas, funny,

Premium Member Waiting For Santa
We kids were wait, waiting for Santa Clause;
Oh, even my cat was tapping her paws.
With wrapped Christmas toys obsessed;
With true "meaning" not yet blessed.

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Categories: christmas, funny,

Black Eyes of America
I will stop reminiscing over the 1700s when the 2000s stop mirroring the same values
plantations upgraded to prisons, chains to handcuff, masters to head leaders...

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Categories: funny, 12th grade, black african

Premium Member The Grinch of Halloween
Descending October days buzzed on caffeine
My house transforms into a living scene
Walking past you’ll see it’s quite obscene
Ghostly silhouettes dance beside the evergreen
From the roof...

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Categories: funny, halloween,

Merlin The Magic Cat
Merlin The Magic Cat

They said they chose Merlin early last month
Because of the colour of his ears,
Yet Merlin’s been stalking the gardens around here
For almost...

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© Kay Dee  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, 9th grade, cat, fun,

Premium Member from a dad NK
the big hot sun  
work for one   
now for fun 
we can run 
yes my son 
you have won  
playtime is...

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Categories: funny, love, mom, son, sun,

Premium Member Rose Garden
"A Rose Garden and Tea Time Go Together." Quote By Poet   

As I sit sipping tea in my rose garden of pink,     ...

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Categories: funny, beauty, butterfly, flower, love,

Premium Member Guess Where I Found God
God made each one of us,                   ...

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Categories: funny, body, creation, god, love,

Premium Member Our Special Days
Our special days,                      ...

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Categories: funny, flower, friend, fun, uplifting,

Premium Member Autumn Is Peeking
autumn is peeking
apples for picking~baking
leaves for the raking


Date Written: 8/21/2022
Note: Haiku Rhyme


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Categories: funny, autumn, food, fun, october,

Premium Member Back To School We Must Go
The short summer is almost over,                   ...

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Categories: funny, friend, fun, school, sun,

Premium Member A Jolly Fisherman
Jolly Bill had many old tall boats,                                     ...

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Categories: funny, boat, fish, kiss, light,

Premium Member Add Humor To Your Day
Instead of acting like you’re in mourning
Add a smile and say good morning

Instead of walking around with a frown
You can be happy without being a...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: children, fun, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Four Little Letters
Today we over use this word hate,                  ...

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Categories: funny, crazy, hate, love, peace,