Kids Funny Poems
These Kids Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Kids. These are the best examples of Funny Kids poems written by international poets.
Cranium Composure CompromisedCalendar commences, conviviality,
kids kvetch knishes cold,
cantaloupe crappy,
kids constantly crunching cookies,
cake, candy.
Could kayaking, canoeing, camping
in Canada cure cantankerous
children's contention?
Can caddying at the country club
conquer kid's complaining?
chaos...
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funny, 7th grade, 8th grade,
The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Treesthe silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night
the common oak
a wise...
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fun, funny, humorous, light,
Entertain Them for a While
‘Here come some more of them
Plenty of little kids too
...
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animal, funny, heart, mystery,
For the Sake of the Children
Let’s not make a scene—
not in front of the metaphor-curious.
We owe them a semblance
of shared syllabic stability.
You take Tuesdays,
I’ll keep weekends and the enjambments.
Let’s split...
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extended metaphor, friendship, funny
Big Blue CowI saw her in a meadow high
Where red flowers touch the sky
Her eyes were mournful, so much inside
I looked within, skepticism died
(chorus)
I'm in love with...
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feelings, funny love, humor,
Funny ContradictionsA friend said, rather smugly,
you can't be "pretty ugly";
and where is the good,
and what is the likelihood
of one being "clearly misunderstood"?
An expression he's also dismissing
(or...
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funny, humor, language,
Episode one - No limes on Tatooine - A new hopeI’m drunk, but you’re beautiful,
a line I used to rehearse.
The Dreamers’ artistic longing felt noble,
but it came with a curse.
I bought the ticket when I...
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funny, best friend, crazy, drink,
Speech Impediments, Moons and SpoonsThere once was a girl from the south
Who had a hard time with her mouth
Boy with same issue said, (S)"poon!"
She said, "Not poon! We...
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child, funny,
No JoyridersWhen parents tell their offspring
the definition of a fling
they also include
the story that may sound crude
about the birds and the bees
and Tarzan from the...
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education, funny,
'Twas The Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas at my house
when I heard a noise I knew wasn't a mouse.
And as the kids dreamed fast asleep in bed,
through...
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christmas, fantasy, funny, holiday,
Jelly RollJelly roll
Watch em fall
Sadness of a lost season
No time to reach out and touch a life or a song
Jelly roll
Theres so much a child...
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freedom, funny love, woman,
2024, Remembering the 80's, Extended Version, lyrics Barbie, Atari, He-man
Batman, She-Ra, Ronald Reagan
Lower student loans, and landline phones
The Dark Crystal and around 5.2 billion people
Andre the Giant’s Honeycomb commercial
Rainbow...
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fun, funny, memory, nostalgia,
Gothic Pets CollabGothic Pets
Must of conjured up three demon cats from the depths of hell
What Halloween mischief does their presence foretell
Cat-lions roar, mincemeat!
Kids scared off with no...
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funny, cat, cute, giggle, halloween,
Barnabas Dracula KittyBarnabas Dracula Kitty
Barnabas darts deep in my closet each dawn
I go feed him at sunset but poof he’s gone
On Halloween night
I spot Barny in flight
His...
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animal, cat, cute, funny,
Naughty ChildrenNaughty Children
Naughty children pick their nose's
And smear their clothes
Playful and mischievous
They belong to Jesus
Naughty kids are fast kids
They catch butterflies
With big smiles they show you
How...
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Categories:
funny, anti bullying, boy, butterfly,