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Kids Funny Poems

These Kids Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Kids. These are the best examples of Funny Kids poems written by international poets.


Leftovers by Terry Flood
Leftovers

Don’t let Christmas come in too much of a hurry
I really can’t handle one more turkey curry
The kids now want something else for their teas
So...

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Categories: christmas, funny, humorous, new

Blotto In The Grotto by Terry Flood
The reindeer and Santa proceed at a canter
On a sleigh made of magical wood
They’ve gone to fill shelves with gifts made by elves
For all the...

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Categories: christmas, funny, humorous,



Teasing Santa Claus by Trevor McLeod
Hear Santa sneaking through your house.
It's him you think is squeaking.
With hips going thump on table sides
as clumsiness goes reeking.

When suddenly you hear the sound
of...

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Categories: character, christmas, cute, funny,

Premium MemberRUDOLF IS SICK by nette onclaud



What Rudolf intends is to delay

By feigning nosebleed  so he can say--

“Overtime price... not quite great"

Tells Santa dear,  kids must wait,

Till your big...

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Categories: animal, funny,

Santas Upgrade by M. L. Kiser
Santa Claus came into town,
Riding ruby red techno-
digital sleigh complete with
iPad, iPhone too.

His reindeer flying beside
Him for effect, they refused 
to retire and kids do...

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Categories: funny, character, christmas, flying, fun,

Saint Nicked by Terry Flood
His suit neatly pressed on the chair by his bed
His long white beard combed and the reindeer all fed
His snow boots all polished till shiny...

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Categories: christmas, funny,

Deer Colette by Colette Dright
Deer Colette,

Thank u four the sweater. Eye did knot no it wood cost that much. It was hire than eye thought. Eye love it! U...

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Categories: cousin, family, fun, funny,

Premium Member'Twas the Night Before Christmas by Nina Parmenter
‘Twas the night before Christmas - the family knocked
on the door, then came in... man, I thought it was locked!
They brought me some décor, they...

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Categories: christmas, family, fun, funny,

The Christmas Mouse by roger turner
The Christmas Mouse
T'was the night before Christmas
And with everything done
The kids were all dreaming
Of Christmas Day fun
The tree was completed
We had wrapped all the toys
When...

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Categories: funny, christmas,

Premium MemberMy Night Before Christmas by John Gondolf
'Twas the night before Christmas the kids were in bed,
and visions of bicycles rolled in their heads;
the bright shiny flyers of candy cane red,
and all...

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Categories: christmas, funny, humorous, parody,

Premium MemberBullies Thwarted Again by Caren Krutsinger
We bullies jeered and we hooted.
We were big and bad and mean.
We told everyone he tooted
We called him Navy Bean.

We made fun of his homemade...

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Categories: funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Little bunny by Khadidja Megaache
Hopping little bunny loved the store,
Hidden by the trees near the shore,
She loved candies and playing outdoors.
‘Stranger danger” her mommy said,
Little bunny didn’t listen she...

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Categories: cheer up, funny, giggle,

Fast flatulence by Robbie McClellan
A conversation between me and my son a few years ago about the man who jumped out of the balloon from the stratosphere

I was trying...

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Categories: dad, father son, funny,

Premium MemberA Teacher Is Missing by Caren Krutsinger
Slightly late, I ran into school 
Exuberantly yelled, “I’m here!”
Senile secretary Miss Mule
Gave me a tiny silent cheer.

“A teacher is missing!” 
She sang out to...

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Categories: funny, teacher,

Premium MemberHunting My Mom In Heaven by Caren Krutsinger
I had no idea how long I had been in this heavenly paradise, but I had been searching for one soul for quite a while.
Searched...

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Categories: funny, heaven,

Trampoline troubles by Robbie McClellan
I decided to have an Andy Griffith moment with Tyler and Violet last night and brought them outside to check out the once every century...

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Categories: funny, animal, child, dad, father

Premium MemberGirl with a Squint by Nina Parmenter
I‘m the girl with a squint,
Looking rather distinct,
Cos my left eye goes walking -
It won’t take the hint.

Little kids stop and stare,
And then loudly declare,
That...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Karma Comedian by Noel Billiter
I use to laugh at ironic things
No punishment for the bad deeds
The Bible says that good 10 fold 
The universe returns to us in gold...

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Categories: funny, friendship love,

Inspired by Slim Shady by Alex Duffy
You can probably tell I've always been inspired by Slim Shady 
By the way I rhyme words and the fact my pen's crazy
I'm the equivalent...

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Categories: fun, funny, inspiration, inspirational,

Tired of rappers bragging by Alex Duffy
I'm tired of rappers bragging about things that make no sense
We get it, you're going to have sex with our girls because you're unable to...

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Categories: discrimination, fun, funny, hilarious,