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Kids Funny Poems

These Kids Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Kids. These are the best examples of Funny Kids poems written by international poets.


Premium Member A Lemon Yellow Hat
A Lemon Yellow Hat

The morning light of a new day, 
cascades through the bedroom window. 
I am alone. 
Your pillow is soft, and close by,...

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Categories: funny, appreciation, christian, dance, hero,



Premium Member The Bright Lights
The Bright Lights

Her hair is snow-white, 
but it was not always so. 
It was black, like the night. 
It was deep in color, 
near as...

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Categories: funny, anniversary, appreciation, atheist, heartbreak,

Premium Member Alpha and Omega
Alpha and Omega

The reality is that I love men. 
They are perfect, just as they are. 
Not always doing as they are supposed to do....

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Categories: funny, anniversary, atheist, childhood, divorce,

Premium Member Shadow Lights
Shadow Lights

Have you ever noticed? 
When you sit your hands upon the keys. 
If you close your eyes, 
just right...
not too tight, no peeking, but...

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Categories: funny, angel, dance, grandfather, grandmother,

Premium Member I Came By
I Came By…
(to see you)

You don’t see me. 
I see you, every day. 
I am afraid to say hello. 
You may say good-bye. 

I just...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, appreciation, desire, friendship, girlfriend,



Premium Member Re-Creating Peace
Re-Creating Peace

The basket of castoffs is full. 
No one can wear clothes, torn and stained. 
Holes and rips that show use. 
The scissors cut them...

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Categories: funny, america, angel, atheist, god,

Premium Member Spring Flower
Spring Flower

Long fine hair, 
that lay softly across her shoulders, 
and trailed down her back, 
all the way to her waist. 
The colors of brown...

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Categories: funny, beautiful, happiness, heaven, inspirational,

Premium Member Planning Better
Planning Better

The goal line is high, 
and it will take most of my life, 
to climb to the top. 
That is okay, 
as an objective...

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Categories: funny, allah, america, grave, growing

Premium Member Empty Vase
Empty Vase

We just met, 
and I know we are best friends. 
You will have to believe me, 
I don't have the strength or will to...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, addiction, angel, appreciation, death

Premium Member The Fever Spreads
The Fever Spreads

I am slipping. 
Not slowly but faster than expected. 
I wanted it to go better. 
I made a plan and have a goal....

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Categories: funny, childhood, good morning, heartbreak,

Premium Member Tyrants Walk
Tyrants Walk 

What shall I feed my children? 
The garden is empty, 
the plants have been pulled up. 
The dog, we ate already. 
There are...

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Categories: funny, america, childhood, death, heaven,

Premium Member Puzzles in Pink
Puzzles in Pink

Yesterday is just a dream. 
I took you everywhere, 
but you... do not remember. 

My little one, 
you cried and cried. 

We went...

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Categories: funny, childhood, daughter, heaven, holiday,

Premium Member Safe Havens
Safe Havens 

The house is quiet. 
It is past the hour of dawn, 
and before the hour of noon. 
Yet, nothing is moving. 
The world...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, angel, depression, growing up,

Premium Member Home to Rest
Home to Rest
(She said, "I love my room." 
The very happy feeling of being home.)

Today, 
my daughter came home. 
She was not crying this time,...

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Categories: funny, allah, angel, appreciation, daughter,

Premium Member The History of Grown Children
The History of Grown Children

When we are kids, 
we are told of God. 
It is easy to accept, 
a great Father in Heaven. 
No questions...

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Categories: funny, addiction, allah, america, dark,

Premium Member The Dawn Ballet
The Dawn Ballet

Let me dance for You, 
before I put my feet upon the floor. 
Let me sing out your praise, 
before the day has...

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Categories: funny, addiction, angel, atheist, christian,

Premium Member High Powered Fences
High Powered Fences, 
Beyond Your Vote

Armchair Politian's sitting beside Ceasar(a), 
believing or at least making believe...
that they are for the people, 
and not against. 
"They"...

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Categories: funny, africa, allah, america, angel,

Premium Member The Worth of Rice
The Worth of Rice

Food is a daily need. 
Some eat well, are fed well, 
are taken care of, 
while others have little, 
or none. 

It...

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Categories: funny, addiction, allah, america, earth,

Premium Member Sunset Spirit
Sunset Spirit

Close your eyes, 
and stop thinking. 
Take a moment...
breathe.
God is already beside you. 
He has always been there. 
It is you, 
that must slow...

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Categories: funny, angel, death, grief, heaven,

Premium Member Far Away Close UP
Far Away Close Up

Right beside me in the car, 
but not here at all. 
Are you with her?
Who is she?
Do I care?
Should I, 
would it...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, addiction, allah, animal, anniversary,