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Kids Funny Poems

These Kids Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Kids. These are the best examples of Funny Kids poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Are You My Daddy
Field trip day
Science City
I get assigned the five best kids
Three of the wildest boys
One kept yelling “are you my daddy?”
to strange men.
They looked at him...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,



Premium Member Please Take Me Back
I'm doing all the cookin',and cleanin' all the floors.
The laundry still needs folding, cause' I'm shoppin' at the stores.
I earn a decent salary, and your...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member We are Wearing Pajamas Today
We are wearing pajamas today.
We are super heroes, butterflies, unicorns, and mice.
We have slippers with long rat tails.
Mine are gorillas with red light-up eyes.

One or...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member Smack Crackle Pop
Smack crackle pop The fire was throwing herself
She would smoulder occasionally into grey
Then revive herself with orange flame shoots,
delighting me and the other kids.

These kids...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Shark Owns Me
Shark, the contortionist cat, is sitting catty-wampus today.
His head is north, paws west, crossed in a weird southwestern way.
Wearing his glitzy tiara and a feathered...

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Categories: funny, 4th grade, 5th grade,

Premium Member Max and the Fire
Pyromaniac me decided to build a fire.
My older grandchildren were all for it. Helping me drag limbs.
My four and a half year old grandson Max...

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Categories: funny, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Premium Member I Thought I Had Gotten Away From This

I thought I had gotten away from this part of my childhood,
but I turned at lettuce and ran into my cousin Linden
in the grocery store...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Brontosaurus Boogie Stomp Stomp Stomp
Brontosaurus boogie, stomp, stomp, stomp
Higher than your ceiling, tromp, tromp, tromp.
As long as two semis, honk, honk, honk.
Let’s hold it on the freeway, bonk, bonk,...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium Member A Frilled Lizard Story
A frilled lizard is not easy to hide.
And she is bossy, mean sometimes.
There is one hiding behind my lounger now.
Waiting for me to put down...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Anyone Game- question mark
Welcome to this "risk"-taking game of "life."
Choose a blue companion peg, or snag a pink wife,
or ride "solitaire" through this "scrabble"d "mousetrap,"
or add so many...

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Categories: fun, funny, games, inspirational,

Fliepperty Flopperty World
It's a flipperty, flopperty world
with wibbly, wobbly trees,
and dibberty, dabberty fields,
and a zipperty, zapperty breeze.

It's a flipperty, flopperty world
with a dingly, dangly sun,
and splisherty, splasherty...

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Categories: funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium Member A Fox Was A Kit
A fox was a kit and a dog was once a puppy.
Don’t throw a fit, but a fish was never a guppy.
A horse was a...

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Categories: funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium Member Rhondhouse Rhonda Dances for a Dime
Roundhouse Rhonda dances for a thin dime.
She’s at the laundrymat all of the time.
It’s kind of funny,
All about money,
A dollar would give you a spin...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Cry Cry Cry Wha Wha Wha
cry cry cry
wha wha wha
I smile.

cry cry cry
wha wha wha
I laugh

I receive the pouty face now. I smile.
Stomp stomp stomp
Slam

I am relieved.
I listen to this...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member In The Corner Again
Why are we in the corner again? The child asks his Daddy.
Daddy shrugs.  “I guess Mommy likes us here,” he replies.
“What did we do...

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Categories: funny, 3rd grade, 4th grade,

Premium Member Grandma's Singing Prodigy
She came out of the chute with a song in her brain.
She sang it all the way home, leaving hospital, during a big rain.
How old...

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Categories: funny, grandchild, granddaughter, grandmother, grandparents,

Premium Member I Found Them After Thirty Years
I found them after thirty years
Accidentally on Social Media
Not really looking but delighted any way.

They found me back, and we were girls again.
Giggling 4th graders,...

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Categories: funny, age, nostalgia,

Premium Member Happy Snappy Ladybug Me
Happy Snappy Ladybug me.
I am as cheerful as you think I ought to be.
I fly brief ways from flower to flower.
Some are tasty, others are...

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Categories: funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Leftovers
Leftovers

Don’t let Christmas come in too much of a hurry
I really can’t handle one more turkey curry
The kids now want something else for their teas
So...

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Categories: christmas, funny, humorous, new

Blotto In The Grotto
The reindeer and Santa proceed at a canter
On a sleigh made of magical wood
They’ve gone to fill shelves with gifts made by elves
For all the...

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Categories: christmas, funny, humorous,