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Kids Funny Poems

These Kids Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Kids. These are the best examples of Funny Kids poems written by international poets.

Inspired by Slim Shady by Alex Duffy

You can probably tell I've always been inspired by Slim Shady 
By the way I rhyme words and the fact my pen's crazy
I'm the equivalent...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: fun, funny, inspiration, inspirational,

Tired of rappers bragging by Alex Duffy

I'm tired of rappers bragging about things that make no sense
We get it, you're going to have sex with our girls because you're unable to...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: discrimination, fun, funny, hilarious,

The Way I Feel About Harry Potter Books by Caren Krutsinger

Harry Potter is in the world to stay, a wonderful read that entranced me one day.
A casual conversation with a daughter led me to buy...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: books, funny,

Old Age by Bob Taub

	 	
 Old Age 
Saggy breasts or wrinkled tush,
Is old age giving you the push
Not able to do the things you could
Or not by your...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: age, body, cute, funny,

Missing Piece by Sandy Ridens

   Missing Piece

   There is a piece of me missing. Not sure where to find it. I've looked in my room...

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Details | Blitz |

Categories: funny, anxiety, cheer up, courage,

The clock by roger turner

we have a clock up on the mantel
it's right just twice each day
but, when you get to my age
i guess that it's ok
i don't need...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: cute, fun, funny, humor,

The Garden Gnomes by roger turner

Leafy ferns and little frogs
Toads live in the garden
Weeds and grass and daffodils
And poop...I beg your pardon

Yes poop is in there from the cat
That roams...

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Details | Light Verse |

Categories: funny, cat, fairy, fantasy, flower,

Calm before the storm by roger turner

sit and listen to the quiet
it's outside the christmas norm
because now, when all is silent
it's the calm before the storm

the kids are upstairs sleeping
you're resting,...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: funny, america, christmas, family, fun,

ugly christmas sweaters by roger turner

You've read my rant from yesterday
About those Christmas Letters
But one thing just disturbs me
Those Ugly Christmas Sweaters!!!

You know the ones we love to hate
They're ...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: funny, celebration, christmas, clothes, family,

Mistletoe Etiquette by roger turner

Christmas is traditions
some last and others die
some leave you feeling fuzzy
others leave you asking "Why?"
There's rules that must be followed
And most of them we know
About...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: christmas, family, funny, holiday,

The Easter Egg Hunt by roger turner

I don't know how it started

But it's an annual event

But I don't think that an egg hunt

Is the best way to present

The story of our...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: funny, candy, chocolate, easter, family,

Shut up It is a SECRET by Caren Krutsinger

This was accidentally written as a common to my buddy, Line.
Yes, THAT Line.
The famous Line.
The one who wins all the contests, and 
we all love...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: funny, 9th grade, family, fantasy,

If I had a Dinosaur by Caren Krutsinger

If I had a dinosaur I would be insanely happy.
If I had a dinosaur I would be the best me of all.
If I had a...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: animal, fantasy, fun, funny,

LUCY USELESS by James Edward Lee Sr.

Once upon a time, Lucy useless
Would eat breath mints
Even though she had no teeth

Lucy juicy
Dance watusi
Eats watermelons because they're juicy

She don't like broccoli
Drinks hot chocolate
Shallows...

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Details | Limerick |

Categories: funny, allusion, cute, dance, kids,

Announcing MOGO by Andrea Dietrich

I’m very pleased to introduce to you
something once a toy made completely new.

All you need are two good legs and balance! But it’s not a...

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Details | Couplet |

Categories: funny,

Mrs Doubtfire by Sandra Haight

Mrs. Doubtfire


Divorced and so wanting his kids
The custody ruling forbids
Him seeing them much
An idea he'd clutch
Get rescued from fatherhood skids

A Nanny, mom wanted for them
He...

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Details | Limerick |

Categories: funny,

Trying to leave the house with children by Nina Parmenter

Half eight
Can’t wait

      “Let’s go!”
      Kids slow

Mum stressed
“Get dressed!”

      ...

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Details | Footle |

Categories: children, fun, funny, humor,

Cardi B by Alex Duffy

Dear Cardi B, I understand you make money moves
Maybe you should go to college and study too
I hate this new generation of rappers, I'd rather...

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Details | Free verse |

Categories: celebrity, fun, funny, inspiration,

The Story of Sophie Smith by Nina Parmenter

Sophie Smith came home from school, her blue eyes shining bright,
Her mum saw what was in her hand, and turned completely white.
“Look Mummy!” she cried...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: children, kids, fun, funny,

My Teenage Son Isn't Potty Trained by randy johnson

I'm going to tell you something and I'll be quite plain.
I have a fifteen year old son who couldn't be potty trained.
I tried to potty...

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Details | Rhyme |

Categories: funny, humor,