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Kids Funny Poems

These Kids Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Kids. These are the best examples of Funny Kids poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberBullies Thwarted Again by Caren Krutsinger
We bullies jeered and we hooted.
We were big and bad and mean.
We told everyone he tooted
We called him Navy Bean.

We made fun of his homemade...

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Categories: funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Little bunny by Khadidja Megaache
Hopping little bunny loved the store,
Hidden by the trees near the shore,
She loved candies and playing outdoors.
‘Stranger danger” her mommy said,
Little bunny didn’t listen she...

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Categories: cheer up, funny, giggle,



Fast flatulence by Robbie McClellan
A conversation between me and my son a few years ago about the man who jumped out of the balloon from the stratosphere

I was trying...

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Categories: dad, father son, funny,

Premium MemberA Teacher Is Missing by Caren Krutsinger
Slightly late, I ran into school 
Exuberantly yelled, “I’m here!”
Senile secretary Miss Mule
Gave me a tiny silent cheer.

“A teacher is missing!” 
She sang out to...

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Categories: funny, teacher,

Premium MemberHunting My Mom In Heaven by Caren Krutsinger
I had no idea how long I had been in this heavenly paradise, but I had been searching for one soul for quite a while.
Searched...

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Categories: funny, heaven,

Trampoline troubles by Robbie McClellan
I decided to have an Andy Griffith moment with Tyler and Violet last night and brought them outside to check out the once every century...

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Categories: funny, animal, child, dad, father

Premium MemberGirl with a Squint by Nina Parmenter
I‘m the girl with a squint,
Looking rather distinct,
Cos my left eye goes walking -
It won’t take the hint.

Little kids stop and stare,
And then loudly declare,
That...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Karma Comedian by Noel Billiter
I use to laugh at ironic things
No punishment for the bad deeds
The Bible says that good 10 fold 
The universe returns to us in gold...

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Categories: funny, friendship love,

Inspired by Slim Shady by Alex Duffy
You can probably tell I've always been inspired by Slim Shady 
By the way I rhyme words and the fact my pen's crazy
I'm the equivalent...

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Categories: fun, funny, inspiration, inspirational,

Tired of rappers bragging by Alex Duffy
I'm tired of rappers bragging about things that make no sense
We get it, you're going to have sex with our girls because you're unable to...

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Categories: discrimination, fun, funny, hilarious,

Premium MemberThe Way I Feel About Harry Potter Books by Caren Krutsinger
Harry Potter is in the world to stay, a wonderful read that entranced me one day.
A casual conversation with a daughter led me to buy...

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Categories: books, funny,

Old Age by Bob Taub
	 	
 Old Age 
Saggy breasts or wrinkled tush,
Is old age giving you the push
Not able to do the things you could
Or not by your...

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Categories: age, body, cute, funny,

Missing Piece by Sandy Ridens
   Missing Piece

   There is a piece of me missing. Not sure where to find it. I've looked in my room...

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Categories: funny, anxiety, cheer up, courage,

The clock by roger turner
we have a clock up on the mantel
it's right just twice each day
but, when you get to my age
i guess that it's ok
i don't need...

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Categories: cute, fun, funny, humor,

The Garden Gnomes by roger turner
Leafy ferns and little frogs
Toads live in the garden
Weeds and grass and daffodils
And poop...I beg your pardon

Yes poop is in there from the cat
That roams...

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Categories: funny, cat, fairy, fantasy, flower,

Calm before the storm by roger turner
sit and listen to the quiet
it's outside the christmas norm
because now, when all is silent
it's the calm before the storm

the kids are upstairs sleeping
you're resting,...

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Categories: funny, america, christmas, family, fun,

ugly christmas sweaters by roger turner
You've read my rant from yesterday
About those Christmas Letters
But one thing just disturbs me
Those Ugly Christmas Sweaters!!!

You know the ones we love to hate
They're ...

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Categories: funny, celebration, christmas, clothes, family,

Mistletoe Etiquette by roger turner
Christmas is traditions
some last and others die
some leave you feeling fuzzy
others leave you asking "Why?"
There's rules that must be followed
And most of them we know
About...

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Categories: christmas, family, funny, holiday,

The Easter Egg Hunt by roger turner
I don't know how it started

But it's an annual event

But I don't think that an egg hunt

Is the best way to present

The story of our...

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Categories: funny, candy, chocolate, easter, family,

Premium MemberShut up It is a SECRET by Caren Krutsinger
This was accidentally written as a common to my buddy, Line.
Yes, THAT Line.
The famous Line.
The one who wins all the contests, and 
we all love...

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Categories: funny, 9th grade, family, fantasy,