Short Funny Poems
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its dynamite when i sing,but better when jossswings,beat that cuss champ,any
tramp,cant carry my joy,let alone my lamp.
Study!study!study!
Mum says,yelling each day.
If only she could understand
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
A battle rages
between beans and broccoli.
Sadly, no winner
emerges from this dark fog.
Perhaps I will blame the dog.
I once knew a girl named lisa
Her face looked like pizza
She married george who was a rat
And that was the end of that
Beauty calls and I must go
What? I didn't say beauty
I said duty
Oh!
So far up until now
It had been a
Great day
Form:
The sneaky, slinky weasel
Is weaselly recognised …
But stoats are stoatily different …
They’re ermine in disguise!
The wind in my hair does rearrange
What $25
Took thirty minutes to train
Cile Beer
August 19, 2010
Form:
Fat Janet went to school
with the intention of bullying...
thinking it was so cool,
but who did all the hard laughing?
It was on the road to Damascus
When suddenly I was struck
It wasn’t a damascene moment
Just a great big pick up truck
you look funny
my mine is running
or ok
or just a bad day
you have change
act insane
you not lazy
your
CRAZY
Form:
it was at night
the dress was white
also tight
it was the moonlight
i confess
i mess up of stuff
on my
PARTY DRESS
Form:
its make you jump
and hump
and stump
with some
theyer bum
everything funny
they call you hone
they have the
LOVE OF MONEY
stupidity:
not thinking clearly before inserting foot in mouth
expressing thoughts out loud that should be kept to self
Theresa Fuller never grew.
Her luck, out the window it flew.
I'm not sure where it has gone
But it isn't here I tell you.
scales don't lie
off with the clothes, bathe, shave..
augh!!
I know it isn't true to form!!!
If priests sold used cars and
Used car salesmen sold heaven’s land
Would you get a better warranty of faith -
In hand
noble Thesaurus,
powerful, mighty and strong
synonyms save me
15 - Poetry Contest: NA
Casarah Nance
11/26/15
Dear
single guys,
open a pet shop
that just sells kittens,
and let the single
ladies come
to you
"Flirting with the Idea"
by: Eric L. Boddie
I hope you wont think
that because I do not blink
that I will not wink
getting to that age
where I just may
wake up dead
version 2:
getting to that age
where I just may
wake up death
A silly Beehive
Funny
Honey
School Yard Bee Fight
Bumble
Rumble
Noisy Yellows
Jacket
Racket
things you say and do
theyer so funny
your bunny
make me laugh
til i runout out of gas
and fall down
YOUR MY CLOWN
The thief had snatched her purse
but what made matters worse
he tripped and fell
into a well
and now he's in a hearse
That gas was rank for no damn good
When others thought it rich
But me myself said just a FART
when all I did was pitch
A man in a dream called once his wife
By another women's name.
What can I say? He lost his life
In bed, without pain .