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Hilarious Poems

Hilarious Poems. Read and share great examples of poetry about hilarious. This list of poems is composed of the works of modern poets on PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples for hilarious.

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Premium Member The Bride and Groom were Giggling
I attended a wedding where the bride and groom were giggling
Everything seemed to be a secret between the two of them.
They looked way too young to be married, and they probably were.
I was the mother of the bride, and I...Read More
Categories: hilarious, wedding,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Where There's A Will
WHERE THERE IS A WILL

It has been over three months now and still no Grans will
Through the letterbox; comes another, got to be paid bill
  
As the insurance didn’t cover for my Grans Zombie death
Then left all alone, to...Read More
Categories: encouraging, endurance, funny, grandmother, hilarious, inspirational, irony,
Form: Epic
Full of flair
                  
                  There was a girl...Read More
Categories: funny, giggle, girl, hair, hilarious, humor, silly,
Form: Limerick
VALENTINES DAY IN AUSSIE BUSH
VALENTINES DAY IN AUSSIE BUSH

Awakening with a romantic itch,
Then a scratch where I had burst a stitch,
looking at my beaut shagger named sheila,
as a randy ram, try to hug her,
tis Valentines Day in Whattabugga.

Love is in the bush out west,
all...Read More
Categories: crazy, feelings, funny love, hilarious, humor, valentines
Form: Rhyme
Preposterous Bobblebobleautopus
Bobblebobleautopus
family friend of the platypus 
with mini feet tiny petite 
his costume’s fit for trick-or-treat

one foot tall fat overall 
taking all day crawling to haul
seemingly strange 
he roams his range estranged 

brown round with bill profound 
elliptical eyes see around
envelop...Read More
Categories: animal, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member ONSLAUGHT WINTER ANTS YET IN THE KITCHEN-
saw an ant in the kitchen
onslaught yet was still winter
thought  it was to cold
~
where did he come from
running along kitchen sink
has he seen groundhog
~
thought  it was to cold
for an ants in the kitchen
it's yet still winter


2/12/20
Written words by...Read More
Categories: adventure, analogy, confusion, february, hilarious, winter,
Form: Haiku
Catfucious 12
I run and play 
While you're away.

       Uh oh!
...Read More
Categories: animal, cat, crazy, hilarious,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member In my Hey Day
In my heyday I was a star
Well-known in my country and afar
I was mobbed by reporters while in a car
I laughed at their antics. Hardy har har.

In my heyday I always made the news.
I played jazz, pop and the insane...Read More
Categories: hilarious, self,
Form: Rhyme
The Strange Truces of King Arthur
The Strange Truces of King Arthur
by Michael R. Burch

Artur took Cabal, his hound,
and Carwennan, his knife,
and his sword forged by Wayland
and Merlyn, his falcon,
and, saying goodbye to his sons and his wife,
he strode to the Table Rounde.

“Here is my spear,...Read More
Categories: england, funny, giggle, hilarious, history, humor, myth,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Y and Z
Gen Y and Z- one cryptic crowd!
Manage, by text, to Laugh Out Loud!
Not loud enough?! Well, there is more -
Laughing While Rolling On The Floor!
LMBO LMAO – righteously well known,
Intend to flip your tailbone!
Though both take root from the same...Read More
Categories: hilarious, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member There is No Home Now
A lion of a headache I have.
It hurts to think for this is Thursday
The morning I always call my mother

Her voice lifts me
Her attitude is delightful
She is carefree and fun
People all agree she is hilarious

The headache is an awakening
A reminder...Read More
Categories: hilarious, death, mother,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member THE WITCH AND THE FORTUNE COOKIE-
AHH! Sum of freshly bake,
sugar caked;
hollowed out;
cookie shell so meaningful
like a dictionary words flourished
might as well make a wish;
so intense is this… recycled
oh, a strip of paper with a wish
placed inside a cookie piece
I dreamed I was in an oven;
On...Read More
Categories: hilarious, analogy, betrayal, confusion, dream,
Form: Free verse
Catfucious 10
Putting cat food in my bowl,
This same thing is getting old.

               OK, I'm hungry!
...Read More
Categories: animal, cat, food, funny, hilarious, nonsense, pride,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member LAUGH-IN


The highlight of our week
Knock knock who’s there
A barrage of punchy one-liners
Hilarious skits to crack you up
Ruth Buzzi swinging her purse
Lily Tomlin at the switchboard
One ringy dingy…two ringy dingy
Rowan & Martin’s snide remarks
Giggles from behind doors
Goldie Hawn flashing her smile
And...Read More
Categories: hilarious, celebrity, cheer up, fun, joy, silly, tribute,
Form: Free verse
Number of views
I once posted a poem on poetry soup
I checked for feedback a while later
I smiled to find I had one view
It was enough to be a motivator
Every time I checked my views they increased by one
Then my smile faded when...Read More
Categories: art, hilarious, literature, poems, poetess, poetry, poets,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Purging the Extra Stuff
When I am honest with my belongings 
I am amazed to find that I have surrounded myself
With things that I thought I could not live without
Once upon a time…..

But once upon a time is long gone, and these things
no longer...Read More
Categories: hilarious,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Poles Apart
The laws of polarity
Mean peculiarity
That may cause hilarity,
Or even vulgarity:
His poetic clarity
Shows glaring disparity 
With his choice of charity,
But his popularity
Finds its polarity
In this barbarity....Read More
Categories: character, conflict, hilarious, political,
Form: Monorhyme
Varmitt
12:22 am.............12:22pm
December 22 2022.  . ...... De ember 22 2021
6:06pm..........6:06am.........6-6-21.. ...6-6-22
3 02am............,....... .........    3:02pm
3-22:2022…......  .............. ........3:22:2021
4 44 am... 4-4-2021
...........4:44pm..   4-4-22

Moscato timax high noon...Read More
Categories: business, dance, hilarious, literature, music, science fiction,
Form: Cowboy
Humongous Amount of Horn Humanistic Haiku
Humongous Amount of Horn Humanistic Haiku

we have heard in spring
beautiful birds when they sing
happiness will bring

animals all crawl
from late spring into the fall
heard birds when they call

a propensity
as well as intensity
exist in ministry

did find that denial
may have always been on...Read More
Categories: hilarious, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Penguins Wearing Tux


Penguins are hilarious, they dress in tux
Waddle so funny but shluff it off with a shrug
The sight is a hoot
In their slick B&W suit
If one's on my lawn I'll give him a hug




...Read More
Categories: hilarious, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Love Rug
THE LOVE RUG

I have myself a love rug; it sits right in front of the fire
It’s a very nice snowy white; and, it’s full of love desire

It is plush and alluring, the type that catches your eye
Inviting you to come...Read More
Categories: cat, evil, hilarious, irony, recovery from,
Form: Couplet
Window Sill
Damn the window sill
It's never needed
It's filled with arze
most times impeded

And rubbed for dust
in times gone fleeted
For lost time served
in sense depleted...Read More
Categories: analogy, funny, giggle, hilarious, humorous, nursery rhyme,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Synthetic Stimuli Surfacing
Food for thought!...today~some Quantum physicists believe we live in a holographic universe...with multi-dimensional realities living side by side...and these multiverses only exist if observed upon...


Spurious spatiotemporal spacious synthetic skies

Contrarious curious conundrums critically compromise 

Mysterious matter melding metamorphically mystifies

Nefarious neurological nilpotent...Read More
Categories: hilarious, conflict, mystery, senses,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Gavin, The Graveyard Gargoyle
This photo was taken in St James Church Graveyard, Benwell, Newcastle, 
Tyne & Wear, England, UK,

I just thought the tree stump resembled a Gargoyle, hence Gavin got his 
new name, on the close-up photo you can see better where I...Read More
Categories: hilarious, tree, tribute,
Form: Couplet
Ring
The phone is chiming tring tring,
All visions are geared up to who is calling.
Who can it be? assumptions commenced,
A needy relative or a lost friend.

The phone is chiming tring, tring, tring,
Please pick up the phone, daddy yells.
Mom's involved in the...Read More
Categories: hilarious,
Form: Ballad