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Hilarious Poems | Examples of Hilarious Poetry

Hilarious Poems - Examples of all types of hilarious poetry to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets on PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous poem examples for hilarious.
Premium Member THE CACTUS TREE -- Sing Along With Joni Mitchell
I went outside to pee Underneath the cactus tree But now I'm in the Ho Spittle The cactus fell on me. Oh the cactus tree the cactus tree I went out to pee and it fell on me. The cactus...Read the rest...
Categories: funny, garden, health, hilarious,
Form: Lyric
My Imaginary Friends
Of them I have a few and I will admit this only to you they are not from here and they are very, very blue These little one foot creatures are from outer space they...Read the rest...
Categories: hilarious,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Fat Mouse
Fat Mouse He has scored three me still none He is fat I, running out of cheese a little critter he is outsmarting my genius this house not big enough for the both of us the battle is on the outcome unknown ...Read the rest...
Categories: animal, hilarious,
Form: Free verse
Stars became the sun
Just fresh out of one of our drinking bars, I looked up to the sky and saw some stars, Drunkenness whispered to me t'was midday, Why will stars be on the sky that's that grey? So I asked my...Read the rest...
Categories: confusion, drink, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Cancel Culture
Cancel culture is here, with fierce debate. Where a tweet from your past can seal your fate. Some seeking forgiveness, with no chance to explain. While others are shutdown, just cast off in pain. Social media witch hunts to...Read the rest...
Categories: hilarious, engagement, feelings, freedom, giggle,
Form: Rhyme



Cat and the paper
A curious cat hid from view, In a sheet, thinking "I'm anew". But its tail did betray, Its hiding place in play, The lady rushed by, none the wiser too....Read the rest...
Categories: hilarious,
Form: Limerick
Cat Shepherd
Cat Shepherd You lead the park but scare no sheep, An ewe went astray while you sleep, Why weren't you on call round the clock? To care for and protect the flock. Your meow is just too soft a bleep, No...Read the rest...
Categories: anger, animal, betrayal, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
The Girl on the Monkey Bars
I was the girl on the monkey bars The chubby ten-year-old girl that could barely do much on them I attempted to swing across all twelve bars But couldn’t even get past two of them I...Read the rest...
Categories: fun, hilarious,
Form: Narrative
Stuck in the Friend Zone
I think that everybody would agree that they also had their fair share of misery when they were stuck in the friend zone with no way to reach the end zone. There is a big welcome sign at the...Read the rest...
Categories: hilarious, best friend, crush, friendship
Form: Rhyme
Nervous
Sometimes when I see you I get a bit nervous my voice start trembling, my legs start shaking and my heart starts jumping. I even talk a bit of mumbo and a bit of jumbo To others it may seem...Read the rest...
Categories: anxiety, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Don't Play Over My Guilt
I've known strong desires I couldn't control somehow, I've gone astray as many have: that world of limitless pleasures didn't last for long on false love and raised many an eyebrow! Silly girl, don't play over my guilt, I've cried over my...Read the rest...
Categories: hilarious, anger, anxiety, fear, feelings,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Don't Play Over My Guilt
I've known strong desires I couldn't control somehow, I've gone astray as many have: that world of limitless pleasures didn't last for long on false love and raised many an eyebrow! Silly girl, don't play over my guilt, I've cried over my...Read the rest...
Categories: hilarious, anger, anxiety, fear, feelings,
Form: Lyric
Hump day Wednezday
. bellow mine ...Read the rest...
Categories: angst, fate, hilarious,
Form: Light Verse
Where Oh! Where
Here I stare in despair. Searching for lid for my Tupperware. Containers of all shapes and sizes. But not one lid arises. OH! You might discover a hidden lid or two. ...Read the rest...
Categories: funny, giggle, hilarious, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Genius Catty
Catty is my genius cat Who stopped chasing naughty rat She prefers reading good books Down at her favorite nooks. She always wears eye glasses To read more stories, not less Sitting calmly in her poise In a place far from noise. Sometimes...Read the rest...
Categories: cat, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme

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