Hilarious Poems | Examples of Hilarious Poetry

Our Hawaiian Sun got burned ...Read More

Honesty is not always the best policy...during a romantic dinner..candle-lights, red wine., soft music..we decided to share...you know ..heart to heart .." So Paul ..just how many woman have you been intimate with...tell me 'she...Read More

Pins and needles sewn across the bed In threads of yellow-brown and rosy red Stitched across my sheets, embroidered to my bed and pillow Eye to eye with pins and needles, a prickly pair Pinned to my bed and...Read More

A LANCASHIRE LIASON “Laugh an world laughs with yer” she said, as she cum in. I said,“ Do you live in a barn?” She grimaced an with er large left arm she swung out...Read More

Pretty little wings on my body Some do say they look gaudy Flapping my wings like a bird in the sky But I don't have the might to fly so high Oops! The day is done and I've just...Read More

The air was damp inside the house, chill creeping through the walls Swags and Tails with dusty eyes seep through the faded falls. The garish group sat silently hands splayed upon a table square Whilst...Read More

I could get hit by a truck tomorrow It might drag me a hundred and fifty-six feet My head could get crushed I would want to die. My husband says nothing. He is a wise man. I might live, I...Read More

Destiny good Destiny bad Destiny bring out the Best in Me Destiny know I ain't got a phone She give me one call me incessantly I met a hooker named destiny she gave me a johns phone You try...Read More

The night was deep I could not sleep The body was hot and so were my clothes With my mind in a whirl, I stretched out my foot, when I felt a hand curl Over it. Every hair...Read More

I sat at the bar sipping my lemon and lime He came over pint in hand and sat on the stool next to mine. “Haven’t seen you in here before” I didn’t answer because something in my bag...Read More

I have to ask of my good friend Jan who lives far away on the isle of man why on earth you went for a silly brain scan? I would like to know what's up, what's the...Read More

Dream on Shakespeare, to be or not to be That is the question, you are always asking me Like a slo-mo record, that goes on and on You bore me with your Guru quotes Oh universal one! Dream on Shakespeare,...Read More

Driving through the neighborhood in a shiny armored truck, The exterminator arrives, looking to make a few hundred bucks. He goes from door to door and asks to come inside: And he already knows there's nowhere the pests...Read More

First, you need to mix the potion. You must read the instructions very carefully You don’t want to be summoning up any old witch. So make sure it’s the October manual. Especially as we know what happened last year. How...Read More

Wiccans do ride, Our full moon tide, Happy Halloween, Magic is our scene, Potions and charms, Despite flabby arms, Big girl britches, Brooms aloft, attawitches!...Read More