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Mickey and Minnie : clerihew

 
Carton Character Clerihew 
12.8.25


Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse

wanted to buy a fancy estate house

went scurrying to a corporation bank

found it full of greedy glitzy  hanks ! 

Dreamer

As I sit and wonder why, one who dreams, she never cries
She always smiles but yet I doubt,
That anyone knows what she's smiling about.

Ode To The Bin That Betrayed Me

In moonlight's hush, beneath the elm,  
A masked marauder stalks his realm.  
With paws like whispers, eyes like coal,  
He seeks the prize that fills his soul.

But lo! The bin—his ancient foe—  
Stands smug, unyielding, sealed in woe.  
Its lid, a tyrant, cold and tight,  
Dares mock his hunger

Street Life Pitbull Thug

(Intro)  
Yo, I got scars on my knuckles and dreams in a duffle,  
Life gave me lemons, I sold 'em in a hustle.  
Mandy said “swing by,” I said “bet,” no delay—  
But what happened next? Man, lemme just say...

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Verse 1
Mandy told me to stop by, I pulled up in Crocs,

Popeye the Sailor Man

I’m Popeye the Sailor Man!
I eat spinach straight from the can.
I yam what I yam, and that’s all that I yam—
For with my spinach, I finish, a winner in every jam.

Demon Bashing

You just get rid of one demon, when another pops up to take their place
All you want to do is move on, but the little blighters are still on your case

Perseverance and patience needed here to get through this with grace
To make this particular nasty rotten demon disappear without any trace

I could have done without

Pooping Like A Proper Italian this is for Jan

I poop every morning after a Pizzelle slathered in Nutella 
it is nine am in Italy and not a good time to eat mortadella 

I poop after lunch after eating pizza with spicy pepperoni
it is twelve o'clock and way too early to eat my macaroni

I poop in the evening after my pasta al forno with

Sprained My Heart

Sprained My Heart
I’ll kiss your image that sleeps in my memory
That’s what I’ll do and ponder a spell 
You left me with that wound inside that hasn’t been fixed in nary five years. And even than…
I prayed over it without results. And the cows came home but surely you didn’t .
So I sorted out on

The Missing Ouija Board

The Missing Ouija Board  
An Unholy Whodunnit in Verse  

I summoned ghosts at midnight’s glare,  
At Cemetery Gate—with snacks to spare.  
We were just spelling “B-U-R-I-E-D” when—Zap!  
The Ouija Board vanished... like a ghost on a gap.

Who stole my Ouija Board from cemetery?!  
Was it the undead... or Karen

I am Hilarious Tonight

I was not always this clever, this funny, this incredibly smart
But it is two a.m. somewhere, and I am hilarious; it is my art.
Weirdly, I was not in any way exciting before I got to this bar.
But now I am unbelievably witty, ask my buddy, his name is Gar.

Aren’t I witty, Gar? Aren’t I pretty?

Sara's Alarm Clock

Beddy bye beddy bye
cuddled up in here I lie 
Tickity tickity tock-tock
goes the alarm clock

 
With a blanky on my tummy
I feel kinda' woozy
Dingy dingy dong-dong,
anka  wanka I am cozy

  
Beddy bye beddy bye 
think I'll sleep til' noonzy!  

Spooked Mr Johnson

Old Mr. Johnson, with broom in one hand,  
Told his sweet granddaughter, “Sleep, not grandstand!”  
Her room was empty, the air grew cold—  
Only the Ouija sat silent and bold.

He muttered and shivered, “No time to wait,”  
Grabbed his truck keys and zipped past the gate.  
The cemetery whispered secrets

Gym Gym Gym

Gym goer hits the gym—me,
A dumbell slipped wild and free,
He fell on his mouth,
A tooth out, a shrill shout,
Oops! He realised—the gym hit me!



This limerick is fiction

Rummaged

Rummage
If you must.
My presence here
Is based on trust

So dressed am I
In Summer svelte
Yet you're to check
My trousers belt;

I'm scanned 
As if each cell is rogue
So scrutinised
Despite en vogue

I understand 
Away from home
You check my
Hydrocortisone;

The lotion for
My perfect tan
Or salve for lips
To kiss this man

Accept, do I
My gooey three
Could form a plan
For bomb plot spree

A victim
Of

kernel crisis

sun's too hot to bear—
he just wanted a tan but
became a snack fast.

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