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Hilarious Poems | Examples of Hilarious Poetry

Hilarious Poems - Examples of all types of hilarious poetry to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets on PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous poem examples for hilarious.
Premium Member Long After Our Canoes
Our Hawaiian Sun got burned ...Read More
Categories: hilarious, allusion, analogy, culture, cute,
Form: Personification

Honesty isn't always the best policy
Honesty is not always the best policy...during a romantic dinner..candle-lights, red wine., soft music..we decided to know ..heart to heart .." So Paul ..just how many woman have you been intimate with...tell me 'she...Read More
Categories: fun, giggle, hilarious, jealousy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member a prickly pair
Pins and needles sewn across the bed In threads of yellow-brown and rosy red Stitched across my sheets, embroidered to my bed and pillow Eye to eye with pins and needles, a prickly pair Pinned to my bed and...Read More
Categories: hilarious, america, emotions, environment, fear,
Form: Rhyme
A LANCASHIRE LIASON “Laugh an world laughs with yer” she said, as she cum in. I said,“ Do you live in a barn?” She grimaced an with er large left arm she swung out...Read More
Categories: hilarious, age, best friend, character,
Form: Free verse
Pretty little wings on my body Some do say they look gaudy Flapping my wings like a bird in the sky But I don't have the might to fly so high Oops! The day is done and I've just...Read More
Categories: hilarious, 10th grade, appreciation, butterfly,
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Seance In Lancashire
The air was damp inside the house, chill creeping through the walls Swags and Tails with dusty eyes seep through the faded falls. The garish group sat silently hands splayed upon a table square Whilst...Read More
Categories: dark, funny, halloween, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Could Get Hit By a Truck
I could get hit by a truck tomorrow It might drag me a hundred and fifty-six feet My head could get crushed I would want to die. My husband says nothing. He is a wise man. I might live, I...Read More
Categories: hilarious,
Form: Free verse
Cataclysm: a Hooker Story
Destiny good Destiny bad Destiny bring out the Best in Me Destiny know I ain't got a phone She give me one call me incessantly I met a hooker named destiny she gave me a johns phone You try...Read More
Categories: cat, crazy, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Creepy
The night was deep I could not sleep The body was hot and so were my clothes With my mind in a whirl, I stretched out my foot, when I felt a hand curl Over it. Every hair...Read More
Categories: hilarious, brother, fear, funny, halloween,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member He Came He Saw He Conquered
I sat at the bar sipping my lemon and lime He came over pint in hand and sat on the stool next to mine. “Haven’t seen you in here before” I didn’t answer because something in my bag...Read More
Categories: hilarious,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Never Be Blue If You Can Be Cyan
I have to ask of my good friend Jan who lives far away on the isle of man why on earth you went for a silly brain scan? I would like to know what's up, what's the...Read More
Categories: appreciation, art, dedication, hilarious,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Dream On Shakespeare
Dream on Shakespeare, to be or not to be That is the question, you are always asking me Like a slo-mo record, that goes on and on You bore me with your Guru quotes Oh universal one! Dream on Shakespeare,...Read More
Categories: hilarious, hyperbole, muse,
Form: Rhyme
The Exterminator
Driving through the neighborhood in a shiny armored truck, The exterminator arrives, looking to make a few hundred bucks. He goes from door to door and asks to come inside: And he already knows there's nowhere the pests...Read More
Categories: hero, hilarious, humor, summer,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Potion
First, you need to mix the potion. You must read the instructions very carefully You don’t want to be summoning up any old witch. So make sure it’s the October manual. Especially as we know what happened last year. How...Read More
Categories: halloween, hilarious, humor,
Form: Free verse
Wiccans do ride, Our full moon tide, Happy Halloween, Magic is our scene, Potions and charms, Despite flabby arms, Big girl britches, Brooms aloft, attawitches!...Read More
Categories: appreciation, halloween, happiness, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme

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