Spooked Mr Johnson
Old Mr. Johnson, with broom in one hand,
Told his sweet granddaughter, “Sleep, not grandstand!”
Her room was empty, the air grew cold—
Only the Ouija sat silent and bold.
He muttered and shivered, “No time to wait,”
Grabbed his truck keys and zipped past the gate.
The cemetery whispered secrets...
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Categories:
hilarious, cool, crazy, dark, deep,
Form: Rhyme
Gym Gym GymGym goer hits the gym—me,
A dumbell slipped wild and free,
He fell on his mouth,
A tooth out, a shrill shout,
Oops! He realised—the gym hit me!
This limerick is fiction...
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Categories:
fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form: Limerick
RummagedRummage
If you must.
My presence here
Is based on trust
So dressed am I
In Summer svelte
Yet you're to check
My trousers belt;
I'm scanned
As if each cell is rogue
So scrutinised
Despite en vogue
I understand
Away from home
You check my
Hydrocortisone;
The lotion for
My perfect tan
Or salve for lips
To kiss this man
Accept, do I
My gooey three
Could form a plan
For bomb plot spree
A victim
Of...
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Categories:
hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Categories:
fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form: Haiku
Power to the SlimeWorm sliding round back of house,
Met, by chance, tiny soft mouse,
"How's all that dating stuff?
Dating the one is enough,
Worms stood the test of time,
Power to all our slime!
Worm love keeps us forever young,
Hermaphrodites have the most fun!"...
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Categories:
hilarious, appreciation, cute love, encouraging,
Form: Rhyme
Cyril Ramaphosa : clerihew Cyril Ramaphosa
his voice box sometimes goes hoars-a
swallowed a Cheshire Cat, great white smile
running miles keeping da Amerikanos on the dial
...
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Categories:
africa, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Form: Clerihew
Donald Trump : clerihew Donald Trump
jumping hundreds of humps
chowing quite a bit of rumps, red faced
wonder if he suffered mumps, imagine him laced …
...
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Categories:
america, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Form: Clerihew
Poor LesterLester Lizard got home from vacation
where he had met a Haitian Crustacean
they got along great
till they tried to mate
reptile dysfunction leads to frustration
...
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Categories:
fun, hilarious, summer, vacation,
Form: Limerick
The Fly on the WallThe despicable fly thinks he is tall
Because he landed so high on the wall
But I’m about to show him just how small
He truly is when I make him fall
All because of a fly on the wall.
With a paper rolled tight with a band
Held firm in my good right hand,
I’ll send that dirty fly to the...
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Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
FLEASI think that I shall never see
A bug as ugly as a flea
.
A flea whose chewing mouth is prest
against the doggie’s hairy chest.
A flea that bites the beast all day,
And lifts its bristled legs to prey.
A flea that will in summer tear
A bloody hole where doggie’s bare.
Upon whose body germs abound
And parasites throughout are found.
Pets...
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Categories:
hilarious,
Form: Light Verse
Penitentiary Clowns
The warden's dog steals every snack,
The inmates plot to get them back.
A daring heist for honey buns,
'Til Fluffy wins, and off he runs!
The gym’s a war of flexing might,
Larry claims he’s built for flight.
He jumps, he flaps, he hits the ground,
The...
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Categories:
hilarious, cool, crazy, funny, giggle,
Form: Rhyme
When the bathroom calls your nameI had cycled to Upper Montclair
It was humid, hot, smoke in the air.
I was sweaty, and smelled of Deet
circles under my eyes, and I was beat.
It was Sunday, I'm agnostic, or I'd be in church
Anyway, my state flipped to desperate search
I went to the gas station, to the staff I made a plea
I said "Do...
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Categories:
blessing, christian, faith, hilarious,
Form: Lyric
Stark in Glacier ParkWe planned for cycling in Northern Montana
Me, Marvin, Louis, and Anna
I had doubts about them, though they were healthy
For Anna could never resist a selfie
Marvin couldn't plan, Louis attracted disaster
Mainly because he always had to go faster.
Me, my only problem was I'm slightly bats
and guiding these guys was like herding cats.
We flew in with our...
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Categories:
friend, fun, hilarious, humor,
Form: Lyric
Venom of ignoranceThere was a man I knew—
bitten by ignorance’s venom.
All his life, he groped through shadows,
searching for cures in the dark—
but he found none,
until he bit the dust.
One day, while spring still painted the world,
his sun just beginning to rise,
and the stream sparkled...
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Categories:
crazy, fun, hilarious, poverty,
Form: Narrative
Blood Type: O-verwhelmingly LonelyBy moonlit nights, I prowl with grace,
No mirror shows my pale, sharp face.
Stake through heart? Please, not today—
I dodge those stakes and run away.
Garlic bread? You think I'll drool?
I've got a stash behind the stool.
Sunlight's foe? A mild complaint,
Sunscreen 50 is my saint.
I drink your blood, but don't take fright—
It's just a snack to get...
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Categories:
hilarious, 12th grade, fantasy, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Specific Types of Hilarious Poems
Definition | What is Hilarious in Poetry?
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