Hilarious Poems - Examples of all types of hilarious poetry to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets on PoetrySoup. Read
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The Legend of Justin Case - BOTH Audio and Text
Justin Case - the weirdest guy in the all of Buxton county - did a lot o’ crazy things that most would never try,
And even weirder - just before he’d do the things he did...
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Categories:
hilarious,
Form: Narrative
Yeah - Right - BOTH Audio and Text
Categories:
hilarious, humor,
Form: Verse
Weeping messenger
Face crack
Hands keep stave
And image turn horror
Now separated from earth
Weeping around
Far away you are carried
By the ungrateful
And deceitful death
No breath, no voice nor feeling
In the lake of tears I watch the scene
Hope your soul...
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Categories:
hilarious, death, death of a
Form: Elegy
Written Yesterday For TodayMe being first
On the scene
Seen by now
By 166 people
My Muse's poetic
Excremental accident
Accidentally left me without
Any comments by those that had
Witnessed
The crime...
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Categories:
allegory, anxiety, dance, hilarious,
Form: Acrostic
Interview AdviceThese are some things that you must do
During that key interview,
Also some things you must avoid,
If your main aim’s to be employed.
Make sure you know the when and where,
And dress appropriately despite
Your poverty, and comb...
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Categories:
business, fun, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
My Tractor Is My MistressThe yard’s a mess and grass has grown.
It’s time for me to mow.
Not hard to figure on one’s own,
Don’t even have to show.
Some don’t agree about my plea.
I’m even given strife.
If you think, who that...
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Categories:
family, fun, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Paybacks Are Hell - BOTH Audio and Text
Kirby Kirby’s sister’s brother’s cat bit Bill Belushi’s 45 lb. Yorkie on the *** last Tuesday night,
And I’m a real big fan of dogs so…when it comes to felines…bitin’ canines ANYWHERE, well...I don’t think it’s...
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Categories:
hilarious, humor,
Form: Narrative
I Quickly Gave Her My EmailLet’s exchange emails she says.
You are the only woman I have ever met
Who has not betrayed, lied, or cheated me.
Most of the women I meet
Try to steal my husband,
Lie to my face
Backstab me
or...
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Categories:
hilarious,
Form: Light Verse
We Can Do That TomorrowI can do it tomorrow, I think, feeling good in my pajamas.
Isn’t this Monday? My husband asks.
Drat! I thought it was Sunday.
Have I already had two days off?
I look at the clock.
I teach school virtually...
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Categories:
hilarious,
Form: Free verse
True Leaders Are FollowedLeaders only lead when the people want to follow
show respect to gain respect not power mad and callow
know your role, your rights and limits
abusing them will see you finished
When people are...
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Categories:
hilarious, leadership,
Form: Rhyme
IF MY SPOON COULD TALK
If my spoon could talk what would it say
Almost certainly please don't put me away
Take me out so I can sweeten your drink
Don't leave me to dry on the kitchen sink
This...
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Categories:
6th grade, hilarious, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Lady LottoI take another lotto chance, a whirl,
Lady Lotto, powers of a girl,
A woman's touch,
I don't ask much,
Lotto can well afford all this,
Winning a prize would be the blip,
Do I have a lucky hunch?
Taking a ticket...
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Categories:
dream, encouraging, hilarious,
Form: Free verse
Second Class PostmanSECOND CLASS POSTMAN
"don't even mention that postman; he is too knackered, apparently"
Indiana Shaw . . .
Postman delivers 2 parcels, leaves them on the lower step, elderly lady falls over trying to reach them, postman...
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Categories:
hilarious,
Form: Monoku
The Lady Who Had an IdeaThere once was a lady named Sofia
Who came up with an idea
She wanted to lose weight
So curry is all she ate
But her ibs acted up with diarrhea!
...
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Categories:
body, desire, food, hilarious,
Form: Limerick
The Man Who Waddled Like a DuckThere once was a man named Chuck
Who waddled just like a duck
When they asked, “are you fine”?
He replied, “It’s the wine”
That made him look very struck!
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Categories:
hilarious, addiction, animal, bird, drink,
Form: Limerick
Specific Types of Hilarious Poems
Definition | What is Hilarious in Poetry?
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