Cat i the Rabbit Hole
Orange-stripped feline...Hmm--Purr!
And yet ANOTHER feline crosses paths with me.
It's GARFIELD, the Cat.
Hmpt, shall I holler back as Petite-O-Williams?
Bah, Humbug!
The bullets swore, “We’re retiring today!
No shooting—there must be a new way!”
So they sat in the gun,
Sipping tea in the sun,
And said, “Humans… we’re on holiday!”
But the warlords all bark, “Shoot! It’s the way!
We fix broken skulls every day!”
So they shout with a grin,
“Crack a leg! Cave a chin!”
Though deep down they know peace outshines foul play.
The space between, never noticed,
never seen, yet adds so much to everything.
With pen in hand, we scar the page
Our words of wisdom all in vain.
For without the space, they're all insane.
So write a story, write a joke without
The space, there is no hope.
(Epigram For A Corrupt Prosecutor)
Scales of justice swing so slowly
for your sin,
Snatching silver secrets safely sheltered
skin.
We see your shadow stretch a shady stair,
And mock the ''justice'' sleeping soundly
there.
Banana socks,
There is no more in stock,
The name gave me a shock,
So I bumped into a rock.
Ketchup shoes,
I have no time to lose,
This thing gave me a bruise,
I hate my ketchup shoes.
Hot dog sun-hat,
Everybody likes that,
It looks good on my cat,
It takes it off on the mat.
Cheetos headband,
It fell on the sand,
It is very grand,
You can't buy it you can't
I dream
I wish I had a special shovel and brush which would; let’s say
Sweep up money.
I would send it every day on its way
With a spell or two
Not to come back until full
As I see it brushing up gold coins
For debts I need to pay
Then straight in to my account
Raging Rats Rush & Race,
Rippling, Rustling & Restless.
Rooted Roger Rocks in Relief
Reckon Rats Rambled to Rill.
Ripples of Rivulet,
Rapsody of Raindrops,
Resounding Roar of Relief
Roger Rejoicing
????PRECISION WITHOUT PRACTICE????
A nurse with a needle, eyes squinting tight,
Hunts for a vein in fluorescent light.
She taps and slaps, she warms the skin,
But that sneaky vein won’t let her win!
She squints, she sighs, she calls for aid,
Veins playing hide-and-seek in a masquerade.
“Make a fist!” she cries, “Now pump it twice!”
Still no vein, just skin that’s nice.
But lo! In the night, with zero fuss,
Comes a buzzing beast without a bus.
No flashlight, no gloves, no sterile prep,
Just wings and vibes and a sneaky step.
The mosquito lands with ninja grace,
No charts, no scrubs, no frantic chase.
It sniffs the blood like a wine connoisseur,
Then tap the vein...precision pure!
While humans sing and slap their thighs,
It drinks and flies before sunrise.
No training needed, no med school debt,
Just hunger, stealth, and zero regret.
So next time you're poked five times in vain,
And your arm looks like a subway train,
Just whisper softly, with no disdain:
“Should’ve hired a mosquito to find my vein!”
????VICK MANUEL POETRY????
{VMP}
Copyright ©? 23rd - 24th October 2025.
The man in the elevator farted,
He mocked us, not knowing sharts departed.
The stench was like a salmon left to rot—
Provoking our anger was all he sought.
Trapped in the foul-smelling elevator,
He begged a shirt from a sneering waiter.
Refused, a dame gave four menstrual pads—
He wore them proud, a banner for the lads.
Another kind woman gave him a skirt,
Still, that skirt got stained with a little squirt.
He would have claimed Scottish, had we not known—
We wish good toilet manners he’d have shown.
The man in the elevator farted,
The smell was like a rotten salmon fish,
He mocked everyone as the gas parted,
Since provoking our anger was his wish.
Alas, he stained his white pants with his mess,
He couldn't leave the smelly elevator,
Yet he needed a toilet to access,
He begged a shirt from a nearby waiter.
He refused because of his bad manners,
A woman gave him four menstrual pads,
That he used as a protective banner—
Like young children, he turned it to a fad.
Another kind woman gave him a skirt,
Had we not known, he would have claimed Scottish,
Still the skirt was stained with a little squirt,
We wish his foul manners he'll abolish.
Unrepentant sinner acting lover,
Would remain cool until game is over.
A player up for next match...
Even before the first snatch
Off time against the end; comes reliever.
Preparation being the treat in the trick
Buckle up
The start leading into Halloween
Nothing in between
One scream into multitudes
Sudden eerie conclude
Darkness fills the sky
Horror upon horror and no one knows why
Dead souls having a need to rise
The night of fright through surprise
Blood thirst crave
Beyond behave
Souls searching for flesh
Maneuvering rapidly with the time left
Hidden horror on the hour
Outward approach
Spoken words that can’t get out
Lightning and Thunder alert
The flash with an electrifying jolt
Awaken to rise
Night of Michael Jackson’s Thriller
Fright cold spelled chiller
Screams to whisper
Surviving if one can
The Full Moon won’t say
Run if you dare
The goons were be fair
All about Quench, Eat and satisfy
Fright Night
Sheer delight
Wait… what was I doing?
Why am I here again?
Brain’s on vacation,
Needs a good explanation.
Lost my thoughts somewhere,
Guess they’re stuck in the air.
Maybe my brain’s tired,
So it took a break somewhere.
I tried to think once…
But my brain said, “Nah, I’m on lunch.”
Why do I have a brain?
It just sits there, no gain.
I forgot what I forgot.
Maybe that’s a lot.
Thinking’s kinda hard,
So I sleep in my yard.
Sometimes I forget why I forgot,
Which makes me wonder a lot.
If you call me dumb,
I’ll say, “I’m just having fun.”
Tickle
Giggle
© Copyright KC. Leake
1st October 2025
All Rights Reserved
Flaunting her flashy dress, went for the show
Careful of every step, she moved quite slow
Sadly, tripping on her skirt,
Fell flat, but feigned a show smart.
With a smile, began spinning on her toe.
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