Hilarious Poems | Examples of Hilarious Poetry

I was not always this clever, this funny, this incredibly smart But it is two a.m. somewhere, and I am hilarious; it is my art. Weirdly, I was not in any way exciting before I got to this bar. But now I am unbelievably witty, ask my buddy, his name is Gar. Aren’t I witty, Gar? Aren’t I pretty?...

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Beddy bye beddy bye cuddled up in here I lie Tickity tickity tock-tock goes the alarm clock With a blanky on my tummy I feel kinda' woozy Dingy dingy dong-dong, anka wanka I am cozy Beddy bye beddy bye think I'll sleep til' noonzy! ...

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Old Mr. Johnson, with broom in one hand, Told his sweet granddaughter, “Sleep, not grandstand!” Her room was empty, the air grew cold— Only the Ouija sat silent and bold. He muttered and shivered, “No time to wait,” Grabbed his truck keys and zipped past the gate. The cemetery whispered secrets...

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Gym goer hits the gym—me, A dumbell slipped wild and free, He fell on his mouth, A tooth out, a shrill shout, Oops! He realised—the gym hit me! This limerick is fiction...

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Rummage If you must. My presence here Is based on trust So dressed am I In Summer svelte Yet you're to check My trousers belt; I'm scanned As if each cell is rogue So scrutinised Despite en vogue I understand Away from home You check my Hydrocortisone; The lotion for My perfect tan Or salve for lips To kiss this man Accept, do I My gooey three Could form a plan For bomb plot spree A victim Of...

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sun's too hot to bear— he just wanted a tan but became a snack fast....

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Worm sliding round back of house, Met, by chance, tiny soft mouse, "How's all that dating stuff? Dating the one is enough, Worms stood the test of time, Power to all our slime! Worm love keeps us forever young, Hermaphrodites have the most fun!"...

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Cyril Ramaphosa his voice box sometimes goes hoars-a swallowed a Cheshire Cat, great white smile running miles keeping da Amerikanos on the dial ...

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Donald Trump jumping hundreds of humps chowing quite a bit of rumps, red faced wonder if he suffered mumps, imagine him laced … ...

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Lester Lizard got home from vacation where he had met a Haitian Crustacean they got along great till they tried to mate reptile dysfunction leads to frustration ...

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The despicable fly thinks he is tall Because he landed so high on the wall But I’m about to show him just how small He truly is when I make him fall All because of a fly on the wall. With a paper rolled tight with a band Held firm in my good right hand, I’ll send that dirty fly to the...

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I think that I shall never see A bug as ugly as a flea . A flea whose chewing mouth is prest against the doggie’s hairy chest. A flea that bites the beast all day, And lifts its bristled legs to prey. A flea that will in summer tear A bloody hole where doggie’s bare. Upon whose body germs abound And parasites throughout are found. Pets...

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The warden's dog steals every snack, The inmates plot to get them back. A daring heist for honey buns, 'Til Fluffy wins, and off he runs! The gym’s a war of flexing might, Larry claims he’s built for flight. He jumps, he flaps, he hits the ground, The...

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I had cycled to Upper Montclair It was humid, hot, smoke in the air. I was sweaty, and smelled of Deet circles under my eyes, and I was beat. It was Sunday, I'm agnostic, or I'd be in church Anyway, my state flipped to desperate search I went to the gas station, to the staff I made a plea I said "Do...

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We planned for cycling in Northern Montana Me, Marvin, Louis, and Anna I had doubts about them, though they were healthy For Anna could never resist a selfie Marvin couldn't plan, Louis attracted disaster Mainly because he always had to go faster. Me, my only problem was I'm slightly bats and guiding these guys was like herding cats. We flew in with our...

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