Hilarious Poems - Examples of all types of hilarious poetry to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets on PoetrySoup. Read
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THE CACTUS TREE -- Sing Along With Joni MitchellI went outside to pee
Underneath the cactus tree
But now I'm in the Ho Spittle
The cactus fell on me.
Oh the cactus tree the cactus tree
I went out to pee and it fell on me.
The cactus...
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Categories:
funny, garden, health, hilarious,
Form: Lyric
My Imaginary Friends
Of them I have a few and I will admit this only to you
they are not from here and they are very, very blue
These little one foot creatures are from outer space
they...
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Categories:
hilarious,
Form: Free verse
Fat Mouse
Fat Mouse
He has scored three
me still none
He is fat
I, running out of cheese
a little critter he is
outsmarting my genius
this house
not big enough
for the both of us
the battle is on
the outcome
unknown
...
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Categories:
animal, hilarious,
Form: Free verse
Stars became the sunJust fresh out of one of our drinking bars,
I looked up to the sky and saw some stars,
Drunkenness whispered to me t'was midday,
Why will stars be on the sky that's that grey?
So I asked my...
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Categories:
confusion, drink, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Cancel CultureCancel culture is here, with fierce debate.
Where a tweet from your past can seal your fate.
Some seeking forgiveness, with no chance to explain.
While others are shutdown, just cast off in pain.
Social media witch hunts to...
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Categories:
hilarious, engagement, feelings, freedom, giggle,
Form: Rhyme
Cat and the paperA curious cat hid from view,
In a sheet, thinking "I'm anew".
But its tail did betray,
Its hiding place in play,
The lady rushed by, none the wiser too....
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Categories:
hilarious,
Form: Limerick
Cat ShepherdCat Shepherd
You lead the park but scare no sheep,
An ewe went astray while you sleep,
Why weren't you on call round the clock?
To care for and protect the flock.
Your meow is just too soft a bleep,
No...
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Categories:
anger, animal, betrayal, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
The Girl on the Monkey Bars
I was the girl on the monkey bars
The chubby ten-year-old girl that could barely do much on them
I attempted to swing across all twelve bars
But couldn’t even get past two of them
I...
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Categories:
fun, hilarious,
Form: Narrative
Stuck in the Friend Zone
I think that everybody would agree
that they also had their fair share of misery
when they were stuck in the friend zone
with no way to reach the end zone.
There is a big welcome sign at the...
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Categories:
hilarious, best friend, crush, friendship
Form: Rhyme
NervousSometimes when
I see you
I get a bit nervous
my voice start trembling,
my legs start shaking
and my heart starts jumping.
I even talk a bit of mumbo
and a bit of jumbo
To others it may seem...
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Categories:
anxiety, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Don't Play Over My GuiltI've known strong desires
I couldn't control somehow,
I've gone astray as many have:
that world of limitless pleasures
didn't last for long on false love
and raised many an eyebrow!
Silly girl, don't play over my guilt,
I've cried over my...
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Categories:
hilarious, anger, anxiety, fear, feelings,
Form: Lyric
Don't Play Over My GuiltI've known strong desires
I couldn't control somehow,
I've gone astray as many have:
that world of limitless pleasures
didn't last for long on false love
and raised many an eyebrow!
Silly girl, don't play over my guilt,
I've cried over my...
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Categories:
hilarious, anger, anxiety, fear, feelings,
Form: Lyric
Categories:
angst, fate, hilarious,
Form: Light Verse
Where Oh! WhereHere I stare in despair.
Searching for lid for my Tupperware.
Containers of all shapes and sizes.
But not one lid arises.
OH! You might discover a hidden lid or two.
...
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Categories:
funny, giggle, hilarious, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Genius Catty
Catty is my genius cat
Who stopped chasing naughty rat
She prefers reading good books
Down at her favorite nooks.
She always wears eye glasses
To read more stories, not less
Sitting calmly in her poise
In a place far from noise.
Sometimes...
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Categories:
cat, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Specific Types of Hilarious Poems
Definition | What is Hilarious in Poetry?
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