Hilarious Poems | Examples of Hilarious Poetry

Tom, a spy, with a grin and a wink, Would dodge bullets, you'd barely blink. With Diaz in tow, "Just trust me," he'd flow, "Though my plans? They're on the brink!" ©bfa032025 (Tom Cruise in Knight & Day) ...

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James Bond, with his scuba so tight, Said, "These sharks give me quite a bad fright!" With SPECTRE's deep plot, And missiles, hot shot, "That pool? It's a watery fight!" ©bfa031925 (Sean Connery in Thunderball) ...

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Eliot Ness, with his team, quite elite, Said, "Capone's reign, we're gonna defeat!" With raids and with shouts, They'd pour the booze out, "Now his tax bills, they're quite incomplete!" ©bfa032125 (Kevin Costner in The Untouchables) ...

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This is hilarious. Try bow those strings like Stradivarius. But i think you missed the point of your own aim. Without a shred of self reflection or acknowledged self deception. The irony of it is just insane. Because in actual fact, once you attacked. it's clear you were the only one to maim. I mean honestly, this false dichotomy. Will leave more than...

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Colonel Stuart, with plans so precise, Thought he'd hold Dulles, a villainous vice. But McClane, that old pest, Put his plans to the test, "My fax machine!" was his final advice. ©bfa032225 (William Sadler in Die Hard 2) ...

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The ICC, with justice its aim, For leaders, a delicate game. When warrants they'd send, Some heads would descend, "My immunity!" they'd proclaim. ©bfa032225 ...

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A senator, keen on a bill's every clause, Said, "This hearing, we'll find all the flaws!" With questions so sharp, He'd make witnesses carp, Then tripped on his notes, to loud, shocked applause. ©bfa032125 ...

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Big Karl, with a vengeance so dire, For his brother, set hearts all afire. John's chain, a tight squeeze, Then Powell, with ease, Sent him down, with a bullet's swift choir. ©bfa032225 (Alexander Godunov in Die Hard) ...

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Young Nemo, quite small and quite bold, From his reef home, his story was told. He swam far away, Causing great disarray, Then a dentist's fish tank, he did hold! ©bfa032225 (Finding Nemo) ...

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Poor Cindy, with soot on her face, Had chores at a terrible pace. Then a fairy, quite grand, Waved a glittering hand, "Your pumpkin's now Uber, embrace!" ©bfa032225 ...

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A congressman, with tension so tight, Said, "This process, we'll do it just right!" With papers and pleas, And grand guarantees, Then tripped on a gavel, and started a fight. ©bfa032125 ...

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Please spare me, have you no shame? pathetic poison prepped, Underneath those displeasingly desperate diapers . ...

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Chris Vaughn, with his plank, quite a sight, Said, "This town's gonna learn to do right!" With a swing and a shout, He'd knock the bad guys out, "Now respect my big stick, day and night!" ©bfa032125 (Dwayne Johnson in Walking Tall)...

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Michael Jordan, with leaps so absurd, Through defenders, he'd fly, never deterred. With a slam and a swish, He'd make every fan wish, Their own dunks were equally preferred. ©bfa032125 ...

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President Marshall, quite fit and quite bold, Said, "This hijacking story's grown old!" He'd punch and he'd kick, Like some action flick, "Get off my plane!" he then loudly extolled. ©bfa032125 (Harrison Ford in Air Force One) ...

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