Hilarious Poems | Examples of Hilarious Poetry

ODD SOCKS EVERYWHERE! I wake up in the morning, And I don't know what to do, I can only find odd socks, This morning I have an interview! There's some with characters, But I can only find one, not...Read the rest...

Miss Bellmont, you know the type, expresses everything with hype. At a gala party not long ago her bra strap suddenly let go as she danced the ballroom floor. To the astonishment of all guests, she described her falling breasts as an...Read the rest...

James and Peter Found a messed up cat litter Close by at Peter's A cat is amiss The litter smells of cat's piss The missus remiss The miss is too slow To clean the cat's messy show The cat meows in woe The cat...Read the rest...

Asleep in the bottom drawer A place I now call home I hear a voice call my name "Sockie, Sockie" where are you I am here I seem to yell But my voice was muffled By rolls of clothing hell I listen...Read the rest...

Like, Yogi and Boo-Boo out on the trail. With heads in the clouds it’s easy to smell food; even that on the ground. Three porridges eaten when found. If questioned they’ll call it a tall tail....Read the rest...

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Gallstones as big as pizza pies, Indigestion led to surprise, Surgeon smiled like Mona Lisa, Did you eat that much pizza? Fair, fat and forty, Fatbuckles, you were naughty! Bells did ring, ting-a-ling, Samaritan love did bring, Pizza still tempts, grey sighs, Prime...Read the rest...

“Chickery Chick Cha-la Cha-la” Was a happy little ditty From days gone by, my how time flies Those words were warm and witty “Lamsey doats and dosey doats” Brings back those days of yore When life was fun in the morning...Read the rest...

Roll out Anywhere Circling the room Maybe a stop in Chicago A good night sleep going left and right Hard to sleep tight All happening at night side to side One could find themselves sitting at the front door Rolling away twist...Read the rest...

I. I strolled through a field of clovers Looking each one of them over When I found that fourth leaf All my joy turned to grief When my prize was snatched by a gopher. II. Last night...Read the rest...

Have you ever been forgetful When you're busy with a lot on your mind As I do from time to time Or just like me a scatterbrain Like talking on the phone too long And it ends up being a...Read the rest...

Trump Poems and Epigrams VI Trump’s Retribution Resolution by Michael R. Burch My New Year’s resolution? I require your money and votes, for you are my retribution. May I offer you dark-skinned scapegoats and bigger and deeper moats as part of my sweet...Read the rest...

Skeletons In The Closet The stoners are in the closet And the skeletons are on the bed. Wait! reverse that… The skeletons are in the closet And the stoners are on the bed. The skeletons found my stash And the hotboxing did...Read the rest...

I have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes horses midstream. Anyone who prefers order to chaos should give...Read the rest...

I may be gormless And it may be true But just how many were there In the band? I forgot So I'm asking you? Their beautiful music is a gift to me And a part of my life growing up And made...Read the rest...