Hilarious Poems. Below are examples of poems about hilarious. This list of hilarious poems is composed of the works of modern international poet members of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples of hilarious poetry. This list of works about hilarious is an excellent resource for examples on how to write hilarious poems.
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Before His Destination
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Terry Mullally
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funny, giggle, hilarious,
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America, Is Its Own Enemy
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Indiana Shaw
| Couplet |
america, education, hilarious,
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I Cannot Retire I Am Eating
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Caren Krutsinger
| Light Verse |
hilarious, retirement,
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Husband For Sale
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matthew harris
| Free verse |
hilarious, 12th grade, best friend,
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A Willing Partner
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Jack Ellison
| Limerick |
hilarious,
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Alfa male not too fast
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Robbie McClellan
| Narrative |
hilarious, adventure, animal, crazy, dog,
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FRUSTRA NIZZAL CADAHBISH
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Allan Terry
| Chastushka |
fantasy, future, hilarious, hip
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I had nothing to do
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RUDOLPH RINALDI
| Blank verse |
child abuse, conflict, hilarious,
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Napoleon Blownapart
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Rico Leffanta
| Limerick |
hilarious, history,
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Boobs In Back
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Jack Ellison
| Limerick |
hilarious,
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Long Distance Lovers
by Indiana Shaw
LONG DISTANCE LOVERS
Long distance lovers suit me best - no worries who gets which side of the bed
Even better no need to look pretty in...
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crazy, fun, hilarious, humor,
Surprise Surprise Surprise
by Caren Krutsinger
And here my happy husband says with glee is what you always love the best.
With a fast flourish he hands me the yellow envelope, yearly...
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fun, hilarious, how i
OUR CHRISTMAS SOIREE
by Ann Gilmour
Hip hip hurray it’s our Christmas soiree
with Georgia and Mark and Hugh and Ray
This is the only time we meet
to kiss and hug and meet...
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hilarious, angst, christmas, drink, family,
Do Not Hang Up On A Computer
by Caren Krutsinger
We are happy to let you know that you have qualified for a $500,000 new house free of charge,
Said a computerized voice when I answered...
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computer, hilarious, technology,
Thick As A Brick
by Jack Ellison
Go ahead, ask me what makes me tick
Well, to answer your question really quick
I'm a simple man
No devious plans
Though sometimes I can be as thick...
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Limerick |
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allusion, hilarious,
Mighty man
by Kevon Worrell
Mighty man with a mighty punch
Will leave you unable to munch
Fist that is hard as iron
Shall leave you with knuckle burn
Better yet...
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Limerick |
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funny, hilarious, imagination, recovery
Another Day Another Accursed Blank Screen
by matthew harris
Another Day...Another Accursed Blank Screen
Ma wink'n and blink'n
mind nod yet awake,
nor insights keen,
asper ho hum...
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hilarious, 11th grade, art, dream,
Autumn Afterglow
by Julia Ward
Sunset gave an autumn afterglow
witnessed by myself and Alice Rowe,
a specialist in sunsets, don't you know.
She wrote a thesis once on brightest spark
and it won...
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character, friend, hilarious, sunset,
You Cannot Make Us Go
by Caren Krutsinger
We are here
loud and clear.
We are determined to stay.
Nothing you can do will make us go away.
We are a formidable force.
Solid as an Iowa farm...
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hilarious,
Grandma
by Twig Clark
Please don't kiss Grandma
With your wrinkled worn out skin
Your breath like stinking ashtrays
With an undertone of gin.
I really love you Grandma,
But when it's time to...
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Rhyme |
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hilarious, childhood, family, funny, grandmother,
A Certain Woman
by Ejire Michael
A woman of integrity,
An embodiment of beauty,
An exemplar of charity,
An archetype of dignity.
A woman of faith
Endowed with spiritual strength.
My Heart opens up like a...
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hilarious, beautiful, beauty, best friend,
SUM THANG
by Allan Terry
"IT N' EST
PAS SAGE DE
BOO LE FAUORIL !
LE QUAH,
LE QUAH
LE QUAH !
HI BOU, HI BOU,
IGNORE-LE !
LE MOO !
LE MOO !
IGNORE , LA
TRANE !"
SUM THANG BIN...
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Elegiac Lyric |
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hilarious, animal, autumn, character, encouraging,
Little bunny
by Khadidja Megaache
Hopping little bunny loved the store,
Hidden by the trees near the shore,
She loved candies and playing outdoors.
‘Stranger danger” her mommy said,
Little bunny didn’t listen she...
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Light Verse |
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hilarious, cheer up, funny, giggle,
Autocorrect Questions
by Eric Nelson Manley Shelman
The AutoCorrect Questions
What the ducking duck is going on?
What is up with this ducking duck?
What the he'll are you doing?
What the duck is this biach...
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feelings, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Autocorrect Writing Exercises
by Eric Nelson Manley Shelman
Auto Correct Writing Exercise!
Once there lived a beautiful duck
who was always ducking about literally, physically and figuratively
who always waddled into dumber ducks than her
they would...
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I do not know? |
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hilarious, bereavement, celebration, character, cheer
Jan's Aire
by Rico Leffanta
Plácido Domingo could sing
As pure as a church bell doth ring
But Jan's trumpet farts
Will quicken the hearts
Of pretty much everything!...
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Limerick |
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funny, hilarious, history, music,
Hungry for a Chump
by brooke noble
Hungry for a chump to do as I say
a stupid little man to simply look the other way
A well endowed stallion who breaks me off...
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I do not know? |
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for her, hilarious, humor,
The poem about the flu
by Alex Duffy
I've been ill with this flu for about a week
Funny how my cough gets worse just as I'm about to sleep
I'm laying in bed...
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Free verse |
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fun, funny, hilarious, sick,
Halloween Horror
by Alex Duffy
Welcome to the mind of the poetical Michael Myers who doesn't have instructions
you're about to witness a pen cause a horrific Halloween and mass...
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Free verse |
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hilarious, celebrity, creation, fun, funny,
Mannequin virtue
by elijah zmuda
Virtue is to have excellent morality;
An admirable quality or property.
Holy Angels are virtues of order.
Like, Samson, a man of excellent valor.
Virtue is to clothe oneself...
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funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,