Friends Funny Poems
These Friends Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Friends. These are the best examples of Funny Friends poems written by international poets.
Heroics of the day
Oh, hail the champions of the couch potato throne,
Whose true inspiration is laziness alone!
From the depths of sloth, great inventions arise,...
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funny, humorous, light,
A Girl's Black Hairwhen I
young I
was well
and tell
my friends
split ends
my hair
not fair
but clean
not mean
I wash
and brush
my locks
like ducks
to say
like fay
I sing
and swing
and fly
not cry
to dry
not fry
under
hot...
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color, funny, hair,
HumiliationI thought at your fiftieth we would make up,
I saved every drop to buy you a new Ford.
Your Royce is still sweet, but it needs...
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funny, anger, betrayal, emotions, feelings,
Grannies On A Road Trip
Grannies On A...
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funny, humor,
Me vs the Floor vs Youi’m on the floor
not by choice,
but by gravity
and the kind of despair
that smells like vodka
and the day’s last meal.
the room spins,
those ethnic carpets under...
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funny love,
The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Treesthe silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night
the common oak
a wise...
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fun, funny, humorous, light,
Droplet's SacrificeThe mission was simple;
To save the whole planet
From white clouds
Lies the troopers
The wind howled
As they fell down
A headfirst dive
At the speed of sound
Death is a...
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funny,
Episode one - No limes on Tatooine - A new hopeI’m drunk, but you’re beautiful,
a line I used to rehearse.
The Dreamers’ artistic longing felt noble,
but it came with a curse.
I bought the ticket when I...
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funny, best friend, crazy, drink,
INSPIRATIONOn the shopping chanel
They sold a watch
Not the chanel
I wanted to watch
Inspiration I need
Not a watch
Come on please
Help me plot
Seen a sketch show
The...
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art, fun, funny, inspiration,
Back From the Dead
I’m having dinner with some friends. Affectionately known as “The Dead”
Staring at their faces, glued firmly in all places.
Who do you think your foolin? Your...
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funny,
A true Christmas moment
There is a moment every single year
Such a joyful one without a tear
The tree is up, the food purchased
Delivered present, friends embraced
With time taken out...
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9th grade, christmas, funny,
Blind Man’s Five-Legged Dog RapBlind Man’s Five-Legged Dog Rap
Yo, gather 'round the table, let me spin you a tale, 'Bout a blind man named Benny, he was never...
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funny, adventure, animal, best friend,
Elmer Fudd Goes Hunting For A Prized Turkey Happy Thanksgiving Dear WritersElmer Fudd went hunting for a big prized Turkey.
A Big Gobbler he heard, Gobble near an Oak Tree..
He aimed his rifle, fired a shot!
Missed, Fell...
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fun, funny,
Malaphorisms, or, Sayings UnsaidWe grew up with aphorisms--
Pithy, witty observations;
Some may only be sophisms
That were passed through generations.
Old but not anachronisms,
They’re still true in many nations.
They have kept...
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funny, humor, parody, words,
A LimerickThere once was a lady from Indy
Who comes out of her house when it’s windy
She doesn’t walk fast
Though her friends are aghast
That her petticoats look...
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funny, 12th grade, day, friend,