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Birthday Funny Poems

These Birthday Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Birthday. These are the best examples of Funny Birthday poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberThe Not-Very-Much Material Girl by Nina Parmenter
A sixty-year-old named Madonna,
Wore clothes that just covered her honour,
Her cone brassieres,
Caused quite a few scares...
And her knickers were barely upon her!


20 August 2018
For Celebrity...

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Categories: celebrity, fun, funny, humor,

Premium MemberBorn in November by Charlie Knowlton

                    

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Categories: autumn, birthday, football, funny,



Premium MemberShut up It is a SECRET by Caren Krutsinger
This was accidentally written as a common to my buddy, Line.
Yes, THAT Line.
The famous Line.
The one who wins all the contests, and 
we all love...

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Categories: funny, 9th grade, family, fantasy,

My Dad In Quotes by Juliet Ligon
When playtime was over my tiny hands tediously picked up Tyco toys, a fistful of three at a time. "Atta girl," my dad would encourage....

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Categories: funny, appreciation, bereavement, blessing, childhood,

I Wished by Patricia LeDuc
I Wished

I wished on a shooting star
I wished on the first star I saw in the night
I wished on an eyelash to find a true...

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Categories: angst, cute love, funny

Premium MemberI Don't Believe by Michelle Faulkner
I don't believe in high heeled shoes
Reality TV or fake news

I don't believe credit card companies
Are anything but legal loan shark sleeze!

I don't believe in...

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Categories: funny, humor, nonsense,

Premium MemberThe Wing Walker by Tom Cunningham
Old John's birthday was approaching, he'd be seventy two
And his family asked him nicely what he'd like to  do
"Do you fancy a picnic Granddad...

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Categories: age, birthday, flying, funny,

Premium MemberHip Hop Hugh by Winged Warrior
How do you do...? I am called a Kangaroo
I live at the zoo; my name is Hip Hop Hugh
I’m sad, nothing to chew, I’d like...

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Categories: animal, funny,

Premium MemberCHEERIO AS THEY SAY by Line Gauthier


It seems like yesterday
It was Valentine’s Day
We met at a café
My hair in disarray
He guessed I was fair play
Capriciously I said no way
Yet saw a...

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Categories: adventure, cute love, funny

Premium MemberWhen I Was Your Age by Amy Sell
For Christmas I got half a glass of Coke; nothing else was given.
If I wanted something else I could spill it and get a spanking...

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Categories: funny, age, change, child, dad,

Premium MemberHappy Birthday Jan by Tom Cunningham
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Happy birthday to a lovely lady called Jan
Who's a poet from The Isle of Man
So please raise your glass
To a very nice lass
Burn (s)...

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Categories: birthday, funny, humorous,

Premium MemberA Fun Collaboration with Edward McCall by Rhoda Tripp
My sweetest princess, I would never lie to you (except for when it keeps me out of trouble).

"As for my financial state, I am far...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Funny Noise by Bernard F. Asuncion
L-et the funny noise
E-ndorse joy and laughter; 
S-mile at the clanging sound, 
L-et the car find repair.
I-t's a funny noise coming from a minus-one singer;...

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Categories: funny, birthday,

Premium MemberCompany Hero by Freddie Robinson Jr.
Everybody in the building knew
what happened the other day
Everybody in your home office knew too,
your carefully crafted cover was blown
Big news media explosion made it...

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Categories: funny, humor, image, parody,

FIFTY IS NIFTY by Ir0nic ZiNk
About fifty
Rhymes with nifty
Going on sixty

Same day today
As tomorrow hooray!

Fifty is ten past forty
Age is but a number and counting time tends to bore me

I'm...

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Categories: age, birthday, celebration, funny,

While Sittin' At the Light by Gayle Rodd
*written for my daughter Erin's birthday, to be sung by her boyfriend and his band(??)



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Categories: birthday, crush, funny love,

Birthdays by Judy Valko
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Categories: birthday, kids, funny,

Premium MemberAll Droned Out by Carol Eastman
A bunch of paparazzi came into town, with new toys, and an added crew.
Yes, we were now to meet the technological ages, latest break through!
We...

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Categories: adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,

Sa Bai Sa Bai by Krysada Phounsiri
you ever heard of a Lao party?
might be one going on right now…
we Lao folks love that celebratin’
sifting through sunrise and slipping
through sunset we sing...

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Categories: culture, family, friendship, funny,

Premium MemberSpy Games- starring Kim Kardashian by Mike Hauser
Are you as surprised as I to find 
That Kim Kardashian is a international spy 

But don't worry she's on the side of right 
Working...

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Categories: funny, humor,