Birthday Funny Poems | Examples
These Birthday Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Birthday. These are the best examples of Funny Birthday poems written by international poets.
Yesterday was your birthday
Unfortunately, that was a busy day
However, I went to the garden
Of my heart this beautiful morning
Where I picked an invisible rose that could bring:
Happiness, joy, good humor and an early spring.
I shaved my beard and mustache to make your day
With all my heart, I wish you a happy birthday
Oh! I would like to charm you until nightfall
When the rainbow is no more in the fall
Toward another horizon, for another season
Please accept this rose, this poem, this song.
P.S. This poem is dedicated to my good friend.
Copyright © August 2025 Hébert Logerie, All rights reserved.
Hébert Logerie is the author of several collections of poetry.
Categories:
funny, anniversary, august, autumn, beautiful,
The machine lit up
like a small cathedral—
chrome saints hopping
under glass,
the silver gospel
of the pinball
spinning wild
between my hands.
It was my birthday—
twenty-one—
and free beers
rang up like prayers.
Each flipper slap
a hallelujah,
each tilt shrugged off
in neon glare.
The hours blew away
like cheap confetti.
The undulating sidewalk
tilted just before I did,
and the keyhole
danced just out of reach
while my cat waited,
unimpressed.
I woke up hours later
to my worried cat
meowing and
looking up at me.
I leaned in close
to reassure him—
and showered his head
with vomit, dismayed.
He left his verdict
in my shoes—
a damp reminder,
sharp and clear.
Tail high,
he walked away avenged,
his conscience
undisturbed by guilt.
He eventually
forgave me—
as creatures wiser
than us often do.
I cleaned my shoes,
drank far less beer,
and never puked on
my cat again.
Categories:
birthday, cat, drink, funny,
Crow (Blackus Menacingus)
large, clever and a scavenger
found in gardens where there’s trees
good at puzzles, can be trained
likes TV shows about celebrities
Blackbird (Blackus Not-A-Pirateus)
common gardeners friend is he
perched on the handle of a spade
looking out for bugs and worms
went on a holiday to Adelaide
Thrush (Not-The-Itchyus Sortus)
light brown plumage with spotted front
easily identifiable medium bird
known for a complex, tuneful song
makes jam tarts with lemon curd
Starling (Impressiveus In-A-Large-Flockus)
iridescent all year bird
feathers change colour in the sun
swarms in huge numbers then
off to the pub for rowdy fun
Wren (Smallus Sticky-Uppy-Tailus)
one of the tiniest garden birds
surprisingly loud and piercing voice
small, round body, quick and gone
to play boardgames and other toys
Puffin (Brightus Beakus)
black and white with colourful bill
dives the water for its food
coastal, cliffside, craggy nest
sends birthday cards that are very rude
Categories:
bird, fun, funny, humorous,
Grandpa snored loud by the fire,
Dreaming of treats he’d admire.
He woke with a yawn,
Found the cookies all gone—
Seems the dog’s now our chief cookie buyer!
Categories:
funny, 11th grade, anxiety, april,
Jill and Bill went up the hill
for a little mid-day thrill.
Nine months to the day,
you pay if you play.
Jill had not been on the pill!!
Categories:
birth, birthday, fun, funny,
Could there be anything sweeter,
than our little dog named Fartina,
I wanted to see less of wretched in-laws,
they no longer come over because,
the gaseous funky green cloud,
emitting from Fartina makes me so proud.
I dare say we no longer have mice,
who now stay outdoors, how nice.
When Fartina goes to the vet,
it's a sure bet-
the leery vet techs yell, "Fartina's here!"
and the snooty lady in the waiting room
with the poodle holds her nose, oh dear!
At our family birthday party,
Fartina decided to get frankly, farty.
Our guests were all in a dither,
their faces crinkled, then quivered.
Til, lo and behold, a knock on the door,
pesky political solicitors once more!
Well, lovely Fartina took care of that-
a silent savage air biscuit commenced,
and our unwelcome visitors quickly
vaulted over the fence.
These days bad news travels fast,
but the flatulent antics of Fartina
makes laughter last. ~
Categories:
funny, 5th grade, 6th grade,
Delusional
We share the same
Birthday!
Wahoo!!!
But William H. Macy
Is NOT
Willam Defoe.
Thank God.
-Gray Squirrel
03-13-2024
Categories:
funny, god, imagination, life,
Yesterday, I was 61. I was young and spry, :).
But today, I am 62. I am old and slow, :(.
Wanting for what I was, :(. But having what I am, :).
NoelsArt
Categories:
age, funny, happy birthday,
I’m going to be a class clown.
That’s my New Year’s resolution.
I’m going to be silly.
Even the quiet people will laugh!
I’m determined to make that happen.
I will keep spirits high in January.
By shooting milk out of my nose while I’m cross eyed.
Everyone is going to want to be my friend.
I won’t be shy after New Year’s.
I won’t be “cool” I suppose.
But I can be the funny one!
I got a chance on January 2nd.
It was my co-worker’s 30th birthday.
Co-workers love 30th birthdays.
While they all eat their cake like fancy adults.
I make a mess!
And they chuckle.
It’s not boisterous as I planned.
But I did strike up conversation!
Yes,
It’s hard to make friends as adults.
But I found a way!
Categories:
age, funny, new year,
Eddie McGuire made us all groan,
Eddie the eighth (VIII) abdicated the throne.
Eddie "The Eagle" flew through the sky,
Eddie Van Halen made his guitar cry.
Eddies Murphy and Izzard made us all laugh,
Eddie "The Beast" tore a phone book in half.
Eddie "The Head" was a head banger,
Eddie Sheeran has a head like a ranga!
Eddie Mabo toiled for land rights,
Eddie Alvarez got into fights.
So Eddie be proud of your name evermore,
As it's shared with the greats who are mentioned afore.
But be your own Eddie and tread your own path.
Stay humble, grow wise and keep making us laugh!
Categories:
birthday, family, funny, silly,
Everything your heart desires,
All that for you life requires,
Can be boiled down to one thing,
That in this gift resides.
Want you not the treasured things,
That others crave - like diamond rings,
And cars and riches and the rest,
But in this gift abides....
A luscious hoard of dazzling hue;
Blinding, lavish and for you...
The symbol of your deepest thirst,
Which this gift satisfies.
No more will your heart palpitate,
Nor will you capitulate;
To trivialities of life,
That this gift overrides.
So go forth quenched and full to brim,
No longer are you the victim.
Of unrequited longing for,
That which this gift provides.
In this your palindromic year,
Despite how rancid you appear.
With finger raised and scowl affront.
We gift this gift besides.
Categories:
birthday, fun, funny, humor,
Rev up, rev up
engine roaring racing such
never boring lighting fast
birthday blast cars vroom-vroom
Carlin's runs on females hearts
3/13/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023©
Categories:
funny, adventure, analogy, boy, child,
I'm late to the
Meeting on purpose.
My back left paw
Needed 10 or 12
More licks.
Another write-up
Headed my way.
So what?
None of us can
Write or read anyway.
The Society is not
What it used to be.
The Calicos hog the floor.
Between coughing
Up hair balls
They espouse on
Innovative scratching posts
And the hidden
Benefits of sour milk.
Siamese are the worst, though.
Not saying a word. Just
Glaring about in creepy pairs.
"We are Siamese if you please DON'T."
I'm having a blast on my own,
Sitting in this tipped-over
Garbage can in my cozy-dark alley
Enjoying my Heathcliff strip.
Classic. Garfield's overwritten.
Heathcliff's real. My old friend,
Iglesias, a true Burmese,
Says he met the real Heathcliff
Back in '85. I call Bull-litter.
Ah geez,
They're rawring for me now,
Cuz it's my birthday
And they made
Some sort of parfait
Fulla old bananas
And moldy raisins.
So if I'm a total no-show
They're all gonna be
Hissed off.
I better get going.
Thanks for listening
To my PurrCast.
Don't forget to
Lick and subscribe.
Categories:
cat, funny,
Getting Old
I used to look so young and slim
I could wear anything I chose
now I buy from tent shops
it's the only way to get clothes
I can't rise without a noise
the ground feels so far away
my bones creak and groan
as upwards I sway
These days I like to sit and read
before I could run and play
I would dance all night given half a chance
now I just sit and decay
My hair turned grey long ago
I nap now maybe twice a day
many things are different now
as I reach another birthday
But in my mind nothings changed
I'm still that young girl inside
a little wiser hopefully
just with a bigger backside
I see her in the mirror still
as I stand there and apprise
she's a little hidden now
but just gaze into my eyes
That's where the girl is still
who loved to party night and day
you only see my age now
but the girl is here to stay
Ok, maybe I'm slower now
but I can still party with the best
just have me home by tea time
so I can have a rest.
Categories:
age, body, change, funny,
** A Very Memorable Christmas Present **
Someone made an err::
Boxing Day ‘ere’s
Been the day of — not after.
What started as the greatest
Christmas ever, turned
Us from better to worse
As our tempers grew, altered
After our fingers were slid into
Those gift-wrapped firm gloves of leather,
Punching through the room’s air
At each other
With words roused from harsh to meaner,
‘Till our referee pup barked
To end our Round 1, forcing a turnover
Into creating a round of rich laughter.
Re-freshed, happier, remembering our
Proper manners appropriate to honor
Our Savior’s birthday…We resolved
A return trip to the store to trade
That shared present of boxing gloves for
A healthier, sturdy set of parallel bars.
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(c) sally young eslinger 12/25/22
Happy Birthday, King Jesus
Categories:
funny, boxing day , christmas, dog,