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Birthday Funny Poems

These Birthday Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Birthday. These are the best examples of Funny Birthday poems written by international poets.


Variations On A Theme by matthew harris
Variations On A Theme...
Ach'n (ache Ken) Existential Struggle...

(NOT by Bellini, Paganini, Rossini...
Eeny Meany Miney Moe - si,
nor the three stooges tee hee hee)

twill never end...

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Categories: funny, age, birthday, depression, fantasy,

My Worst Gift by Terry Flood
My Worst Gift

My dad’s a lifelong villain
But I’m the one that’s sorry
Cos this year all my presents fell
off the back of a lorry

I didn’t get...

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Categories: birthday, christmas, father, funny,



The Haunted House Of Fun And Bones by Andrew Pollard
The haunted house of fun and bones
Is spooky amongst the old gravestones.
The full moon shines, strange creatures groan.
This is no place to be alone.

The paintings...

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Categories: children, funny, halloween, house,

Premium MemberQueen of the Dancefloor by Nina Parmenter
Ooyakah Booyakah
Dear Queen Elizabeth’s
Ninety third birthday turned
Into a rave

She did the running man
Extraordinarily
Crafting a move from her
Famed royal wave


9 December 2018


I challenged myself to write...

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Categories: dance, fun, funny, humor,

Premium MemberHappy Birthday To You by Caren Krutsinger
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!
Relatives are coming out of my ears.
I am a person who likes solitude, and quiet time,
Not to mention...

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Categories: funny, age,

Deer Colette by Colette Dright
Deer Colette,

Thank u four the sweater. Eye did knot no it wood cost that much. It was hire than eye thought. Eye love it! U...

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Categories: cousin, family, fun, funny,

Premium MemberGrandma Attacks Great Whites by Caren Krutsinger
I was swimming in the ocean enjoying it so much
I back floated and relaxed with my cousins Mat and Hutch
All of a sudden Mat broke...

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Categories: funny, 4th grade, 5th grade,

Premium MemberThe Not-Very-Much Material Girl by Nina Parmenter
A sixty-year-old named Madonna,
Wore clothes that just covered her honour,
Her cone brassieres,
Caused quite a few scares...
And her knickers were barely upon her!


20 August 2018
For Celebrity...

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Categories: celebrity, fun, funny, humor,

Premium MemberBorn in November by Charlie Knowlton

                    

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Categories: autumn, birthday, football, funny,

Premium MemberShut up It is a SECRET by Caren Krutsinger
This was accidentally written as a comment to my buddy, Line.
Yes, THAT Line.
The famous Line.
The one who wins all the contests, and 
we all love...

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Categories: funny, 9th grade, family, fantasy,

My Dad In Quotes by Juliet Ligon
When playtime was over my tiny hands tediously picked up Tyco toys, a fistful of three at a time. "Atta girl," my dad would encourage....

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Categories: funny, appreciation, bereavement, blessing, childhood,

I Wished by Patricia LeDuc
I Wished

I wished on a shooting star
I wished on the first star I saw in the night
I wished on an eyelash to find a true...

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Categories: angst, cute love, funny

Premium MemberI Don't Believe by Michelle Faulkner
I don't believe in high heeled shoes
Reality TV or fake news

I don't believe credit card companies
Are anything but legal loan shark sleeze!

I don't believe in...

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Categories: funny, humor, nonsense,

Premium MemberThe Wing Walker by Tom Cunningham
Old John's birthday was approaching, he'd be seventy two
And his family asked him nicely what he'd like to  do
"Do you fancy a picnic Granddad...

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Categories: age, birthday, flying, funny,

Premium MemberHip Hop Hugh by Winged Warrior
How do you do...? I am called a Kangaroo
I live at the zoo; my name is Hip Hop Hugh
I’m sad, nothing to chew, I’d like...

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Categories: animal, funny,

Premium MemberCHEERIO AS THEY SAY by Line Gauthier


It seems like yesterday
It was Valentine’s Day
We met at a café
My hair in disarray
He guessed I was fair play
Capriciously I said no way
Yet saw a...

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Categories: adventure, cute love, funny

Premium MemberWhen I Was Your Age by Amy Sell
For Christmas I got half a glass of Coke; nothing else was given.
If I wanted something else I could spill it and get a spanking...

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Categories: funny, age, change, child, dad,

Premium MemberHappy Birthday Jan by Tom Cunningham
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Happy birthday to a lovely lady called Jan
Who's a poet from The Isle of Man
So please raise your glass
To a very nice lass
Burn (s)...

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Categories: birthday, funny, humorous,

Premium MemberA Fun Collaboration with Edward McCall by Rhoda Tripp
My sweetest princess, I would never lie to you (except for when it keeps me out of trouble).

"As for my financial state, I am far...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Funny Noise by Bernard F. Asuncion
L-et the funny noise
E-ndorse joy and laughter; 
S-mile at the clanging sound, 
L-et the car find repair.
I-t's a funny noise coming from a minus-one singer;...

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Categories: funny, birthday,