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Lovely weather for Dunners' ducks
Lovely weather for Dunners' ducks (tongue in cheek peek at Dunedin's historic deluge) "Stares upstairs.. Angels’ weeing above.. Be a good chap.. Show some love bruv.. Turn off the tap.. ***** No refuge from the subterfuge of the deluge.. Parched sandbag phalanxes.. Ranks marching in flanks.. Arching across busted banks.. Quaffing..scoffing..downpour spanks.. ********** Disbelief at the leisurely river Leith.. Despairing at it baring...glaring..teeth Hurling....haring to unsheaf grief.. Mischief rashly unfurling… Brashly whirling...

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Categories: witty, environment, nature, rain,
Form: Rhyme
Wonder Woman's Witty Whacks
There once was a hero named Di, Whose lasso made villains all cry. With bracelets and grace, She'd set a swift pace, "No man's land" was her favorite reply! ©bfa031725 ...

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Categories: witty, film, fun, hilarious, humor,
Form: Limerick



Asian '-ation'
Men are like "asians" (-ation) not the ones from the far east, but the ones who fall weak. The ones who seek validation through manipulation for their gratification somehow thinking they should get a congratulation for their uncertain manifestation. The ones who play games like life is a play station, but fail to realize they create their...

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Categories: witty, 12th grade, appreciation, community,
Form: Rhyme
Riding Hood Truth or Dare
Why Little Red Riding Hood Seems you're steppin' out Dodgin' bullets and pullin' clout And what happened to the Grandma stop Did she want you out? The whole forest heard her shout So come on, what was that all about? Ohh my hooded and cloaked babydoll You are a vision of vixen An icon of dazzling brilliance, beautiful and thrilling Your hot breath on my...

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Categories: witty, adventure, beauty, fantasy, grandmother,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Bigfoot Yeti Sasquatch Yowie poem
The Abominable Snowman May try to melt into obscurity, Yeti remains a glittering star On the ecological ladder, After a very, very long climb. Yes indeed: Bigfoot is a leg-end In its own time! ...

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Categories: witty, fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Christmas poem Wisdom In Triplicate
Heading into Bethlehem ... Three Wise Men, In search of a stable. Heading out of Bethlehem ... Three Wise Turkeys, While they were - still able. ...

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Categories: witty, christian, christmas, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme
A Merrie Discourse Betwixt Two Ducks
Upon the pond, where lilies float, Two ducks did meet, each fine of coat. Their feathers gleamed ‘neath gilded light, And thus began their feath’ry fight. Quoth Drake to Dame, with pufféd chest, “Good wench, thy quacking lacks finesse! Thy tones do clatter, coarse and crude, Like pebbles cast in solitude.” The Dame, unruffled, gave a grin, “Thy jests, dear Drake, art weak and...

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Categories: witty, bird, cool, education, environment,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member he considers himself witty
if he was half as witty as he thought he would be making millions of dollars as a comic he thinks he is a professional wisecracker a train of witticisms travels out of his mouth hitting anyone and everyone in the eye quips, gags, jokes and jest are his daily tools his relatives have tired of most of them already...

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Categories: witty, irony,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Witty humor
What keeps me going in life...

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Categories: witty, humor,
Form: Monoku
The Fam
Mu uncle Franklin was a pro wrestler. He lit up a room like Nikola Tesla. My aunt Judy was a cake maker. Her cakes were tall like an LA Laker. My brother Steve played video games -until my mom Kate called him names. Kate, to her credit was a fine, fine artist. But with brains, forget it. I am the smartest....

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Categories: witty, 12th grade, art, family,
Form: Bio
Witty Biddy Kitty Horn Haiku
saw pretty kitty who was little and biddy being very witty ...

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Categories: witty, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Pretty Witty
Very easy to feel pain in distress of any one Not that easy to be ...

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Categories: witty, appreciation, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member You Look Nice
“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said she left to get our ordered bread as his black coffee cooled he said, “You’ve got her fooled,” and I went home and hid my head...

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Categories: witty, father daughter, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick
Waiting: Chess Came Resumes
Complications why? Let's make it a bit simple, Don't think a lot! Pop that brainstorming pimple! I am waiting for you! To play the next move! Don't try things new! I am waiting! Its your move! *checkmate* Oh come on!...

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Categories: witty, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Pretty Witty
PRETTY WITTY Cocktail thirsty : Mocktail, Green tea. ...

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Categories: witty, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme

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