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Witty Poems - Examples of all types of poems about witty to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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... ~ for Mom ~ it seems … like yesterday and it seems like forever … I can see them clearly I can feel the soft wrinkles of skin her little hands - clutching the round disc skin as thin ......
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Gregory Richard Barden
Categories:
witty,
analogy, love, memory, mom,
Form:
Free verse
Heffalumps
... Heffalumps are cute; they brighten up rooms Unlike real elephants, which portend gloom Heffalumps smile pretty Some are even witty I’d better stop ~ Donald’s coming back soon… ......
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Gershon Wolf
Categories:
witty,
animal, imagination, inspiration, satire,
Form:
Limerick
Chickery Chick Cha-la Cha-la
... “Chickery Chick Cha-la Cha-la” Was a happy little ditty From days gone by, my how time flies Those words were warm and witty “Lamsey doats and dosey doats” Brings back those days o......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
witty,
hilarious,
Form:
Rhyme
Legend
...Look up in the sky ! It’s a bird ! It’s a plane. It’s Superman ! More powerful than a locomotive, faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. This fearless man of ......
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Speaks Volumes
Categories:
witty,
courage,
Form:
Narrative
Story of A Zany Bird
...Once upon a time, in a land quite absurd, There lived a mischievous, zany bird, With feathers bright, and a beak so wide, He made everyone laugh through the countryside. On Monday morning, with......
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Jeanine Dejesus
Categories:
witty,
bird, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
LEGEND
... LEGEND Humourous pretty pageant Glamorous majestic pleasant Macrocosm of circus : Fun and stunt o......
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Anisha Dutta
Categories:
witty,
appreciation, tribute,
Form:
Rhyme
One Man, Giant Vision
...Chicago, Illinois was his birthplace. He was a man of the white race. A move to a small midwestern town, And an idea for a famous street formed in his crown. In school, he realized he loved to ......
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Jennifer Hartley
Categories:
witty,
career, character, creation, dream,
Form:
Rhyme
Ewe
...With an impulsive cognizance of the mother instinct In physique and psyche, with her lambs, she's lovingly linked. Her head-butting, as though she looks furious, does not hurt. Her bleat is rhyt......
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Christuraj Alex
Categories:
witty,
animal, life,
Form:
Couplet
The Discount
...I had planned to weather the storm until the break of dawn and hibernate in my shell until the wicked is dead, but it kept lurking behind the door with manipulative words trembling on its lips and ba......
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Christine Phillips
Categories:
witty,
business, change, community, courage,
Form:
Narrative
HUMPTY DUMPTY
... HUMPTY DUMPTY Just close to main gate in front of entry, where standing the tall eucalyptus tree, sat on the wall fatty Humpty Dumpty in egg-shaped un......
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Anisha Dutta
Categories:
witty,
appreciation, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Everything is for the Good
... ‘Tis a pity I live in the city and you in a faraway wood And yet, everything is for the good ~ You’ve never found me witty ......
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Gershon Wolf
Categories:
witty,
city, humor, relationship,
Form:
Rhyme
MY BELOVED
... MY BELOVED Accomplished affirmative aggressive all along ambitious. Bright brilliant blooming bubbling. Courageous competent courteous classy Dedicated devoted dulcet......
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Anisha Dutta
Categories:
witty,
appreciation, devotion,
Form:
Abecedarian
Self Portraits You Don't Look At
...Artists depict so many images of themselves Staring for hours into their own eyes The free model, always available Like poets ripping pieces away Exposing bare flesh, beating hearts Quietly obs......
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Di11y Da11y
Categories:
witty,
anxiety,
Form:
Free verse
Traumatic brain injury headaches
...I shan't try and be witty an engage in the norm peeking through such pain my eyes see dim as crushing temporal lesion push against soft tissue endings pounding my optic nerves from my forehea......
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Yolanda Nicholsen
Categories:
witty,
allah, angel, car, care,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Please Do Not Notice Me
...Please do not notice me Harriet said, capeesh? We thought she was humble, but we were wrong. I caught her in the city with a duck on a leash. Garnering all kinds of attention from a city throng. ......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
witty,
animal,
Form:
Rhyme
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