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Witty Poems - Examples of all types of poems about witty to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Animals Came Alive
...Animals came alive on my new Christmas tree In a vintage blue car from about forty-three I heard the zebra first, he yelled out, “Whee!” Elephant was coaxing them to go to New York City. I know......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
witty,
10th grade, 4th grade,
Form:
Monorhyme
Useless Answers
...How come you overlook such witty answers? Those smashers, always hitting up too late! They fluff the air with dust, like ballet dancers Whirl down, like feathers in ethereal debate Watch them in ......
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Gregory Colodub
Categories:
witty,
humorous, hyperbole, irony,
Form:
Rhyme
My Fave Season
...First day of Fall—hey, I love the way I feel today “Just a simple little ditty, not too long and not so witty, but a feel-good sweet refrain that I’m proud of all the same.” —by poet......
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Mark Toney
Categories:
witty,
autumn, happy, seasons,
Form:
Monorhyme
The reason galleries put art on the wall rather than showcase the plastering
...I'm a little bit of a chancer Like driving to the wrong place, whilst ill to deliver training on something I read yesterday and claiming I'm on location (I kinda felt like Phil from Groundhog Day.........
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Di11y Da11y
Categories:
witty,
angst,
Form:
Free verse
Like me
...Staring at a screen, waiting for a like to some witty retort, he’d posted took up the bulk of his waking hours; sometimes he got a few, sometimes not. This is how he measured his popularity; dis......
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Terry Miller
Categories:
witty,
loneliness,
Form:
Free verse
Even the Sparrows
...Even the sparrow has a place to lay it's head, So why should I lay worries on my breath? All the world's colors laid with such ingeniousness so why should I live in gray grievousness? Oh God......
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Enosh Koshy
Categories:
witty,
12th grade, animal, career,
Form:
Free verse
Faerie Girls in Cupcake City
...Faerie girls are so happy and pretty If they live in the bowels of Cupcake City I heard this today from an elf, Little Bitty And they are witty added my cousin Kitty They cannot all be witty I ......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
witty,
fantasy,
Form:
Monorhyme
You Look Nice
... “Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said she left to get our ordered bread as his black coffee cooled he said, “You’ve got her fooled,” and I went home and hid my head......
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Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
witty,
father daughter, fun, funny,
Form:
Limerick
She Wants to be a Cat
...A tiny bit of surgery will turn you into a cat I loved the idea, and told my cousin, Rat. He rolled his eyes saying it would be dumb to do. What does he know? He is a mere baby, only forty-two. ......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
witty,
cat,
Form:
Rhyme
Dark
...Neither one's dark skin nor the black color are bad. Dusk has its beauty; crows and cuckoos are pretty. Do the birds chirp because they're psychically sad? It's the human mind that makes things du......
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Christuraj Alex
Categories:
witty,
dark,
Form:
Sonnet
Achiilles and Tortoise
...I’d rather cry, but of course My voice had suddenly gone You’ve changed today your course Now I’m here alone Playing solitaires and stuff Winning most of the games Hearing your silence is tough......
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Gregory Colodub
Categories:
witty,
fantasy, loneliness, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Fools follow
...A word master I would need to be To describe all I see Leaving the cloth behind Let it all go, become one of the blind As the world bring itself to the brink On others sweat you drink Hate seem......
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William Harris
Categories:
witty,
adventure, books, drink,
Form:
Rhyme
ZANY
..."If having a sense of humor is considered crazy, tell me I'm zany before you walk out my door." ~ by poet ......
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Lin Lane
Categories:
witty,
funny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Once again besieged by fruit flies
...Once again besieged by fruit flies Pestiferous infestation quite argh apartment unit b44 plagued with plight analogously linkedin to phenomena experienced within outer limits of the twili......
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matthew harris
Categories:
witty,
anger, animal, august, creation,
Form:
Rhyme
Extra-haunted as HELL
...My Sin City seems to be lustful and so darn pretty Made me feel pity and I’m shameful honestly You’re so witty in your confidence genuinely It makes me feel ty that you’re gone entirely Stars app......
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J.W. Earnings
Categories:
witty,
desire,
Form:
Lyric
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