Witty Poems - Poems about Witty

...Animals came alive on my new Christmas tree In a vintage blue car from about forty-three I heard the zebra first, he yelled out, “Whee!” Elephant was coaxing them to go to New York City. I know......Read More

...How come you overlook such witty answers? Those smashers, always hitting up too late! They fluff the air with dust, like ballet dancers Whirl down, like feathers in ethereal debate Watch them in ......Read More

...First day of Fall—hey, I love the way I feel today “Just a simple little ditty, not too long and not so witty, but a feel-good sweet refrain that I’m proud of all the same.” —by poet......Read More

...I'm a little bit of a chancer Like driving to the wrong place, whilst ill to deliver training on something I read yesterday and claiming I'm on location (I kinda felt like Phil from Groundhog Day.........Read More

...Staring at a screen, waiting for a like to some witty retort, he’d posted took up the bulk of his waking hours; sometimes he got a few, sometimes not. This is how he measured his popularity; dis......Read More

...Even the sparrow has a place to lay it's head, So why should I lay worries on my breath? All the world's colors laid with such ingeniousness so why should I live in gray grievousness? Oh God......Read More

...Faerie girls are so happy and pretty If they live in the bowels of Cupcake City I heard this today from an elf, Little Bitty And they are witty added my cousin Kitty They cannot all be witty I ......Read More

... “Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said she left to get our ordered bread as his black coffee cooled he said, “You’ve got her fooled,” and I went home and hid my head......Read More

...A tiny bit of surgery will turn you into a cat I loved the idea, and told my cousin, Rat. He rolled his eyes saying it would be dumb to do. What does he know? He is a mere baby, only forty-two. ......Read More

...Neither one's dark skin nor the black color are bad. Dusk has its beauty; crows and cuckoos are pretty. Do the birds chirp because they're psychically sad? It's the human mind that makes things du......Read More

...I’d rather cry, but of course My voice had suddenly gone You’ve changed today your course Now I’m here alone Playing solitaires and stuff Winning most of the games Hearing your silence is tough......Read More

...A word master I would need to be To describe all I see Leaving the cloth behind Let it all go, become one of the blind As the world bring itself to the brink On others sweat you drink Hate seem......Read More

..."If having a sense of humor is considered crazy, tell me I'm zany before you walk out my door." ~ by poet ......Read More

...Once again besieged by fruit flies Pestiferous infestation quite argh apartment unit b44 plagued with plight analogously linkedin to phenomena experienced within outer limits of the twili......Read More

...My Sin City seems to be lustful and so darn pretty Made me feel pity and I’m shameful honestly You’re so witty in your confidence genuinely It makes me feel ty that you’re gone entirely Stars app......Read More