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Witty Poems - Examples of all types of poems about witty to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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he considers himself witty
if he was half as witty as he thought he would be making millions of dollars as a comic he thinks he is a professional wisecracker a train of witticisms travels out of his mouth hitting anyone and everyone...
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
witty,
irony,
Form:
Free verse
Witty humor
What keeps me going in life...
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Karen Croft
Categories:
witty,
humor,
Form:
Monoku
The Fam
Mu uncle Franklin was a pro wrestler. He lit up a room like Nikola Tesla. My aunt Judy was a cake maker. Her cakes were tall like an LA Laker. My brother Steve played video games -until my mom Kate called him names. Kate, to her credit was...
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Brian J Potter
Categories:
witty,
12th grade, art, family,
Form:
Bio
Witty Biddy Kitty Horn Haiku
saw pretty kitty who was little and biddy being very witty ...
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James Horn
Categories:
witty,
allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Pretty Witty
Pretty Witty Very easy to feel pain in other’s distress. ...
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Anisha Dutta
Categories:
witty,
appreciation, how i feel,
Form:
Rhyme
You Look Nice
“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said she left to get our ordered bread as his black coffee cooled he said, “You’ve got her fooled,” and I went home and hid my head...
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Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
witty,
father daughter, fun, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Waiting: Chess Came Resumes
Complications why? Let's make it a bit simple, Don't think a lot! Pop that brainstorming pimple! I am waiting for you! To play the next move! Don't try things new! I am waiting! Its your move! *checkmate* Oh come on!...
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Arastu Goyal
Categories:
witty,
humor,
Form:
Free verse
Pretty Witty
PRETTY WITTY Cocktail thirsty : Mocktail, Green tea. ...
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Anisha Dutta
Categories:
witty,
appreciation,
Form:
Rhyme
You Ain'T Getting Ma Help
This is based on a something that happened today, Though I will not be able to provide a backstory, Me and my brother fought with each other and he came to a conclusion saying that I can't...
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Arastu Goyal
Categories:
witty,
family,
Form:
Free verse
A Witty Moment
Month December had brought paddy harvest too. Father was busy in the field for harvesting. ...
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Balasubramaniyan Venkataramani
Categories:
witty,
9th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Witty
I could just write something witty but that does not make it poetry....
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Melani Udaeta
Categories:
witty,
emotions, feelings, poetry,
Form:
Crystalline
A Poem's Witty Verses
A witty verse can stir the brain To write as Shakespeare or to feign And every little rhyme that’s writ Is worthy of the praise it gets. A witty verse can change the course Of history unless that source Be drowned...
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W.C. Hull
Categories:
witty,
word play,
Form:
Free verse
Witty Friends
worth keeping around friends who astound with dry wit bring smiles to faces chuckles we will remember make our lives more rewarding written July 27, 2021...
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L Milton Hankins
Categories:
witty,
friendship,
Form:
Tanka
I Died ,We Died
I am dying and that's fine ...
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Moses Sichach
Categories:
witty,
anxiety, crazy, death, depression,
Form:
Concrete
Wee Witty Ditty
I once met an psychic Gypsy Who warned me not to get tipsy I always got drunk But who would have thunk I'd end up in Mrs. Shipsea* *Mississippi?...
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Rico Leffanta
Categories:
witty,
word play,
Form:
Limerick
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