Joking Poems - Poems about Joking

I saw god near a pawnshop today: He had a crack pipe and a crooked smile. When he asked me for a quarter, I gave it to him. And that’s when he told me of his omnipotence. What a neat guy. ...

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The Zionists are choking the life out of humanity history is repeating total insanity from the sea to the river Palestine will be forever no matter how many bombs on your knees you kiss "Self defense applies when you own the land, not when you steal it" ...

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a silly token to try fix what’s not broken in fact unspoken ‘til the mirror has spoken ...

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You look so serious when I am not. Why do I joke while you do not? Do we dislike each other? If so, why do we share a table and are able to sit, have done for so long? Yes, you seem so serious but are masking a smile? Are you so jolly but concealing it, looking so serious? Or are you grave and solemn - seriously serious - while...

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Her husband sought to love her, soft and gentle Even though her thoughts were completely mental Killing With an Epigram Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Margarita Lillico April 24, 2022 ...

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I know a creative soul named Jan She births laughter - it’s surely her plan Giggles must shadow her Her wit creates a stir She’s funnier than most any man Paean On Poets Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Margarita Lillico March 26, 2022 ...

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The chance of falling in love Maybe one in a million To choose and to embark On the last flight Is fate To stay is fate too And As solemn as a flight Love is no U-turn journey Love is no sudden-stop journey The holy bell only ring once And Love is no joking after all...

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When I let one loose in the elevator I felt my face blushing a deep red Never been embarrassed any greater It wasn’t long until the smell spread People closest to me ran for cover In the corners where they held their noses It would take a while for them to recover They knew for sure I didn’t smell like roses When I...

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You are all from a different galaxy sneered the moon. I was not surprised, always suspecting I am a Martian. But not Mars! He said, rolling his snake eyes at me. I was intrigued, as he has never done that before. Just joking, said a voice to my left. It was a star. I wondered which planet I was from. I...

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There are jokes, concerning grandiloquentancy....

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'you will live to be... one hundred years...and three months'... said seer groucho marx... (and why the three months... your wide eyes ask so brightly... so no sudden death...)...

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Jollity lifts spirits. Joshing’s great. Let’s hear it! Jocose friends who, with wit, jazz things up are a hit! Jabs can be unnerving; jibes can be self-serving. Jesting must be gentle. March 4, 2017...

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