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This Ones For The Guys

you muster up the courage 

to ask us for a date

then we play hard to get

we cancel or we're late

the articles you've read 

say to take it easy

if you call her too soon

she will think you're needy

so you play the game

and you follow protocol

but all you get in return is

you creep you didnt call

here's a bit of free advice

pay attention

i won't say it twice...

do these jeans make my butt look big

if you say yes you just called her a pig

honey how do you like my hair

answer with caution

answer with care

and if you're gonna look at tits and asses

please wear a pair of dark sunglasses

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  1. Date: 1/21/2013 3:43:00 PM
    refereed from the poem Duke wrote, quit nice one here .have a great day ;}

  1. Date: 11/20/2012 10:09:00 AM
    The one I had in mind is called "Air Traffic Control Radar"

  1. Date: 11/20/2012 10:07:00 AM
    Very, very funny. The male brain is, after all, a strange animal. I have a poem on this somewhere.

  1. Date: 10/10/2012 3:36:00 PM
    lol lol thanks much for the great advice,regular sun glasses or the uv 400 type,lol,great write LORI

    Hopkins Avatar Lori Hopkins
    Date: 10/24/2012 5:47:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hahaha! Thanks! Now be a good boy, JK ;)
  1. Date: 10/8/2012 8:24:00 AM
    LOVED IT! Great advice my dear friend! LOL You made my day... love, Jack xxx

    Hopkins Avatar Lori Hopkins
    Date: 10/8/2012 11:37:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks. It was just for fun. Lately my mind has been taking me to darker places so I figured it was time to wite someting a bit lighter. ;)
  1. Date: 10/4/2012 12:24:00 PM
    Interesting topic..Sara

  1. Date: 10/3/2012 11:51:00 PM
    :o) Hahahahahaha... Most guys should know those things already.. :o) You gave me a good laugh.Now if you women could just stop all that foolishness? Haha..Nice write.

    Hopkins Avatar Lori Hopkins
    Date: 10/8/2012 11:44:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Yea, women can be a bit silly and insecure at times, myself included anyway, it was all in fun. I love your work so its always a thrill to receive a comment from you. I've been swamped at work but I'll be reading more of yours soon. ;)