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The Tooth Fairy's Confession

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The Tooth Fairy's Confession

Everyone has a good old time
They’re written in songs, they’re written in rhyme,
They have their own days or have their own season,
And none of those guys get more applause
Than that fat old dude named Santa Clause.
Jack Frost is praised for nothing more
Than leaving his artwork on windows and doors,
And the boogeyman gets accolades
For scarin’ the hell outta Susie and Dave.
I can’t get busy with my petty labors
Till the Sandman goes and does me a favor.
They’re all guys and all overrated,
Overpaid, over loved, like that rabbit I dated,
And what do I get for a nighttime of chores
But a sack full of teeth and not a thing more.
Well, none of ‘em will think it’s so freakin’ funny
When they find what I’ve done with that damn Easter Bunny!

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  1. Date: 7/29/2013 11:34:00 AM
    Very funny and delightful to read. I had no idea there was so much tooth fairy competition ...congrats on your win :)

  1. Date: 7/22/2013 7:34:00 AM
    Ha ha great , congratulations Craig xx

  1. Date: 7/22/2013 7:29:00 AM
    Lol on the funny. Craig congrats on your fine win. Warm Smiles, Connie

  1. Date: 7/22/2013 1:00:00 AM
    This is my favourite :-) A very witty write. Congrats on your win, Craig. Love, Su

  1. Date: 7/21/2013 7:39:00 PM
    Craig, glad Andrea, enjoyed this fun to read poem. Congratulations :-) always~ LINDA .

  1. Date: 7/21/2013 6:02:00 PM
    hahaha. This was yours!!! I was thinking some woman probably wrote it, maybe the one who writes about trolls or something. This was GREAT fun.Can't believe I had not seen it before. BIG congrats to you.

  1. Date: 3/27/2013 4:00:00 PM
    I'm glad I have no more baby teeth to put under my pillow, I'm now scared of the tooth fairy! LOL....Hilarious write, big congrats! Hugs

  1. Date: 3/25/2013 10:53:00 AM
    Bahaha this is truly hilarious. Such a well-deserved win. You sure are racking them up! Awesome job, Craig :)

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 1:18:00 PM
    Congrat's on the win. I knew this was a good take on the theme.

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 12:51:00 PM
    ha love it, well done and congrats Craig xx

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 12:38:00 PM
    This is an amazing story and travel all the way through...congrats...Donna

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 8:34:00 AM
    You covered a lot of territory in fairy-tale a Seussational, enjoyable and delightful poem, Craig! Congrats to you!!

  1. Date: 3/23/2013 12:39:00 PM
    Good morning Craig, a nice winning poem.... congratulations :-) xox~ PD

  1. Date: 3/20/2013 4:57:00 PM
    Excellent, Craig. Well done. Nice going. Ralph

  1. Date: 3/20/2013 10:06:00 AM
    Great one Craig....congrats..Donna

  1. Date: 3/19/2013 9:28:00 PM
    Very enjoyable. And obviously did make PD laugh. Congratulations.

  1. Date: 3/19/2013 6:24:00 AM
    Now here's a funny one! Great job and congrats!

  1. Date: 3/19/2013 12:58:00 AM
    Many congrats for this fairy write and win.

  1. Date: 3/18/2013 7:32:00 PM
    Love your humor and wit Craig. A BLAST of a read! RAY

  1. Date: 3/18/2013 6:34:00 PM
    Craig, thanks for the chuckle and awesome poem.. always~ LINDA