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The Tooth Fairy's Confession

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The Tooth Fairy's Confession

Everyone has a good old time
They’re written in songs, they’re written in rhyme,
They have their own days or have their own season,
And none of those guys get more applause
Than that fat old dude named Santa Claus.
Jack Frost is praised for nothing more
Than leaving his artwork on windows and doors,
And the boogeyman gets accolades
For scarin’ the hell outta Susie and Dave.
I can’t get busy with my petty labors
Till the Sandman goes and does me a favor.
They’re all guys and all overrated,
Overpaid, over loved, like that rabbit I dated,
And what do I get for a nighttime of chores
But a sack full of teeth and not a thing more.
Well, none of ‘em will think it’s so freakin’ funny
When they find what I’ve done with that damn Easter Bunny!





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  1. Date: 4/30/2015 6:53:00 PM
    CRAIG. Congratulations on your well-deserved win. SKAT love

  1. Date: 4/28/2015 6:20:00 PM
    Hilarious first place winner, Craig!

  1. Date: 4/27/2015 7:38:00 AM
    You dated the Easter Bunny and then MURDERED it? How could you Craig? I always thought it's gender was male as well. You're not...I mean, I went out with a CHICKEN once but it was a hen (I think) Funny stuff my friend! Congrats - Tim

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    Date: 4/27/2015 9:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Tim, get with the program, the Tooth Fairy is gay and the Easter Bunny is straight but wears pink which is a tease to any serious fairy ... and hence the unfortunate result. LOL
  1. Date: 4/25/2015 11:28:00 PM
    A nice win Craig... PD

  1. Date: 4/24/2015 5:22:00 PM
    Great poem xoxo

  1. Date: 4/24/2015 11:37:00 AM
    This piece almost tore me in laughter!!!! Great WIN Craig!!!! ^_^

  1. Date: 4/23/2015 8:52:00 AM
    really witty Craig... :D!!!! always like your funny poems.. :)! big congrats!

  1. Date: 4/22/2015 9:22:00 PM
    Congrats on your fine win..

  1. Date: 4/22/2015 1:54:00 PM
    Congrats on your humorous win. Sara

  1. Date: 4/22/2015 1:43:00 PM
    Well done Craig....Seren

  1. Date: 4/22/2015 1:42:00 PM
    Craig, congratulations on your win, a 7 :)

  1. Date: 4/22/2015 10:29:00 AM
    Very cute and funny, Craig. Congratulations on your top win! Sandra

  1. Date: 4/22/2015 8:40:00 AM
    very clever and creative! congrats on your win...

  1. Date: 4/22/2015 8:28:00 AM
    AH, a little humor with an over bite. Cute take on the Fairy, congrats

  1. Date: 4/22/2015 8:16:00 AM
    made me giggle many congrats Craig:-) hugs jan xx

  1. Date: 4/21/2015 11:38:00 PM
    Congrats on taking the top spot with this funny and skilled poem.

  1. Date: 7/29/2013 11:34:00 AM
    Very funny and delightful to read. I had no idea there was so much tooth fairy competition ...congrats on your win :)

  1. Date: 7/22/2013 7:34:00 AM
    Ha ha great , congratulations Craig xx

  1. Date: 7/22/2013 7:29:00 AM
    Lol on the funny. Craig congrats on your fine win. Warm Smiles, Connie

  1. Date: 7/22/2013 1:00:00 AM
    This is my favourite :-) A very witty write. Congrats on your win, Craig. Love, Su

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