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The Last Word

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The Last Word

I just got home
barely opened the door,
Took three steps
maybe two more.
I heard a voice
a voice of dread,
" When the log rolls over,
we'll all be dead."
Somewhat spooked
i looked all around,
not a person in sight
no where to be found.
Then i heard it again
that voice of dread.
" When the log rolls over,
we'll all be dead."
My senses all heightened
I picked up the tune,
it was off to my left
in my restroom.
I heard it again
but this time a cry,
"When the log rolls over,
we're all gonna die!"
I looked at the toilet
I was about to freak,
but I lifted the lid
I just had to peak.
I was lost for thought
even lost for word,
there in my toilet 
three flies on a turd.
One screamed so loud
I could hear him squeak,
"Close the lid
you stuppid geek!"
I laughed for a second
while scratching my head,
then I flushed the log
now they're all dead.
The Last Word......

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  1. Date: 1/9/2014 12:20:00 AM
    Splendid bit of humor you have honored us with. I enjoyed the read.

  1. Date: 9/23/2013 2:39:00 PM
    i got it before the end. funny.

  1. Date: 8/1/2012 7:48:00 AM
    Glad to see you have a sense of humor, so I'm not the only clown on site, love it, so I'm not the only one who hears voices, love it, have a great day ahead, so glad I stopped in to read your poetry, it was truly a joy, hugs vie

  1. Date: 8/1/2012 4:55:00 AM
    I can not talk.... just laugh......Thank you David. - oxox love Anne-Lise

  1. Date: 8/1/2012 4:46:00 AM
    david - i took your advice and read your poem and yes, i did get a good laugh out of it! great rhyme, too! thanks for sending me to your list - i plan to read more of your work.

  1. Date: 7/11/2012 7:59:00 PM
    Great story, amazing rhyme and the beat goes on. Wonderful poetry always needs to be read many times and this is one of those!

  1. Date: 5/22/2012 6:14:00 PM
    lmao... awesome poem..

  1. Date: 11/25/2011 7:37:00 PM
    lol wow loved it

  1. Date: 11/9/2011 2:20:00 PM
    I added this to my fav's, so whenever I'm in need of a good laugh...I'll come read this.....loved it!

  1. Date: 11/2/2011 4:35:00 PM fun to read it!

  1. Date: 8/24/2011 9:15:00 AM
    Dave, Get inspired! I need to read more and am patiently waiting. Souyp mail!

  1. Date: 8/19/2011 6:48:00 PM
    David, There is a soup mail for you.

  1. Date: 8/12/2011 12:25:00 PM
    Hi David, I sent you a soup mail, let me know that you got it ok.

  1. Date: 8/12/2011 4:35:00 AM
    This was definately something to brighten my day. Very humorous.

  1. Date: 8/9/2011 1:35:00 AM
    Hilarious david....this is really great....!!!!!

  1. Date: 8/6/2011 9:21:00 PM
    Thanks for sharing this fun write.~Glenna

  1. Date: 8/3/2011 6:26:00 AM
    witty and a realll gas, david.... well-done! :) huggs, nette

  1. Date: 8/2/2011 2:43:00 PM
    oh! Well this sure was funny, David ^_^ haha reading this sure made me glad I am not a fly-- wow those flies sure got big voices, heehee, poor flies... thanks for sharing this-- received your soupmails and replying to it...:)

  1. Date: 8/2/2011 10:46:00 AM
    Very funny...great way to start the day. Ha! Caryl

  1. Date: 8/1/2011 12:25:00 AM
    Hahahahaha, that's great. I loved it. Hilarious.(: