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The Birds and the Bees


                                         An old dove who was a swinger
                                         found a bee with double stinger
                                         Hours passed cooing coo
                                         so the owls shouted shoo!
                                         She went to complain to “Springer”

Ruben Ortellao

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  1. Date: 6/13/2012 7:29:00 AM
    Ruben congrats on your win..David

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 8:28:00 PM
    Good job, Ruben. Congrats on your win! Love, Kim

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 7:22:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "#2 Another Crazy & Fun Limerick" contest Ruben. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 6:02:00 AM
    Thnx, Ruben, and congrats on the win :) Jag

  1. Date: 6/12/2012 2:26:00 AM
    Big Congrats again Ruben xx

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 9:41:00 PM
    I almost used MY birds and bees limerick in one of these. hmmm, I think I did. It was that one of Nathan's. Well, congrats with yours, birds on the Springer show. Very clever.

  1. Date: 6/11/2012 12:40:00 PM

  1. Date: 4/1/2012 9:54:00 PM
    hahaha!!!!! lol big hug,love deb :)

  1. Date: 3/1/2012 7:37:00 PM
    Jer-ry Jer-ry! ha! clever limerick :)

  1. Date: 2/29/2012 11:27:00 AM
    Leave it to Ruben, double dubling, the stinger and Springer. "Nice Effect" Haaaaaa! Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 2/27/2012 8:30:00 PM
    hahahaha, you DID find one!!!!!

  1. Date: 2/27/2012 8:30:00 PM
    and they both look kind of confused!!

  1. Date: 2/27/2012 3:42:00 PM
    hey no picture to represent the birds and the bees. hahaha (there are plenty of those all over the web!!)

  1. Date: 2/25/2012 10:04:00 AM
    fantabulous piece Ruben.. so creative for the theme luv.. good luck in the conterst.. sure to please Royal ...

  1. Date: 2/22/2012 8:47:00 AM
    Hahaha! That is one episode that I would have loved to watch! That's Jerry Springer I am assuming? :D Really enjoyed this Ruben :D and thanks so much for dropping by my poems, it was such a treat to see all your heartwarming comments! and haha, I had thought of it sounding like penne and as for the Spanish meaning, lol I will take your word for it and just assume something hahahaa :D and thanks for the fave for my tower poem :D

  1. Date: 2/22/2012 7:33:00 AM
    I am stopping by to thank you so much for your kind comments on my poetry. I enjoyed reading yours today. Have a wonderful day and please continue sharing your poetry Ruben. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 2/21/2012 8:15:00 PM
    Ruben, lol... cooing... the coo... nice one... gee's must all male of all types.. be swinging to be stinging... good luck in the contest,.. Thank you for sharing your fun and wonderful limerick with us. Have yourself a good night, always* PD

  1. Date: 2/21/2012 7:36:00 PM
    Ruben...creativity divine! The winners' circle will be a blast to read...Best of luck and thanks for taking the time to read and comment on my entry too. Love, Gwendolen

  1. Date: 2/21/2012 7:07:00 PM
    so who might this springer be? I really liked the part about the owl shouting shoo!! And the dove as being a swinger. haha.

  1. Date: 2/21/2012 2:34:00 PM
    Hilarious write!