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The Bedpost

There is a collection
On my bedpost.
I hope I’m the one to
Gather the most.

My friends and I all have
Bet each other
To see who can gross out
Their dear mother.

So I work every day
To make it grow
And keep it real tidy
In a neat row.

And last time I checked
Mine was the best
So I think it is time
To give it a test.

Then I call to mom
To come and see
My special collection,
Neat as can be.

When she opens the door,
I point to it.
And as I hoped, she has
A royal fit.

“What the Sam Hill?  I can’t…
Believe my eyes!”
Yup!  My booger collection
Won the grand prize!

By Susan Burd © 2011

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  1. Date: 11/3/2012 4:41:00 PM
    Oh NO!... LOL

  1. Date: 10/30/2012 2:35:00 PM
    I've heard about chewing gum on the bedpost (overnight)... which probably sticks around for a while... But wouldn't your collection be diificult to maintain in a dry room? (I'm not an expert... I'm just nosy... so to speak)... Terry (funny poem with suprise ending)

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    Date: 10/30/2012 2:37:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Terry, kids' boogers have an extra special sticking quality to them-didn't you know;)
  1. Date: 10/28/2012 11:01:00 AM
    Haha, this poem is horribly wonderful! Well done :)

  1. Date: 10/26/2012 6:03:00 AM
    gross and cute at the same time.

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  1. Date: 10/25/2012 8:05:00 AM
    ewww! very funny and well-rhymed, though! i thought you were talking about chewing gum. i think kids would love this...

  1. Date: 10/25/2012 7:01:00 AM
    YEE HAW!!! Had me going for a bit there... didn't know where you were heading!!! My kind of poetry my dear Suzy Q! Love and fun stuff, Jack xox

  1. Date: 10/25/2012 4:02:00 AM
    Such poetry should not be used by young women.