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Johnny and the Pygmy Perverts

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Johnny and the Pygmy Perverts

Johnny was a strip tease
Sucking all his friends needs
Hanging in the drain pipe
Staying out every night
Licking up the cream cheese
Screaming out help me please
Don’t you know you’re not his type?
He starts to believe the bull*****hype
Then the smoke makes him wheeze
And all the coke makes him sneeze
Sucking on a crack pipe
Fighting dragons every night
Johnny was a bad boy
Treat his girl just like a toy
Sitting on the *****box
Testing beds with Goldilocks
But daddy bear had had enough
Of watching Johnny puking up
They strung him up by his balls
And ignored the sound when policeman calls
Sixteen pygmy perverts
All plucking on their private parts
Couldn’t hurt the dental bill
Might provide a kinky thrill
But Johnny couldn’t calculate
He made a move but came to late
Tweaking nipples all night long
Is were those pygmies all went wrong
We will, we will rape you.


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