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Freon vs Flatulence

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Freon vs Flatulence

Chew beans?
BROWN jeans

Chew grass?
Cow gas

***Cows and other livestock cause 18% of the damage to the ozone layer; ranking 2nd only to carbon dioxide…Freon contributes far less than either of these. Humans of course, donate their fair share as well; and insects? Hmmm…not sure if insects fart or not…Gotta look that up. Perhaps ants expel small amounts of methane gas after invading a barbecue picnic (I wonder if it smells like an ant-hill?) and certainly the queen ant must get rather windy laying all those eggs...and exactly what makes a Stink Bug stink anyway; and how about those Dung Beetles? Well, that seems fairly obvious... 

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  1. Date: 8/19/2013 10:18:00 AM
    You're in your element... OOOppps! That wasn't nice... Great footle you wrote tho... LOL

  1. Date: 7/21/2013 11:56:00 AM
    Love your Footles Tim.Nice to know that you too were an engineer by profession.Thanks for visiting my poem.

  1. Date: 7/21/2013 3:32:00 AM
    ooozzzzzzzz... Tim, indeed good. :)

  1. Date: 7/20/2013 2:24:00 PM
    tim, I just saw your collaboration with PD. Were you the side two of it? and where is YOUR post of it?

  1. Date: 7/19/2013 9:03:00 AM
    Look at you making me laugh w/your real facts & humor on a Friday morning. NICE!

  1. Date: 7/18/2013 3:11:00 PM
    there fo the fascinating footles again, tim.. you've mastered them and stretched this form in a most creative way!..:) huggs

  1. Date: 7/18/2013 4:29:00 AM
    lol, chew beans. .fun footles.... morning Tim, not fully awake. but, stopping in to say hi..... luv...linda

  1. Date: 7/17/2013 4:02:00 PM
    hahaha. I've always wondered how a fart-le - sorry, footle is done. Thanks for a good laugh, my friend. You're good. Licia :-)

  1. Date: 7/17/2013 2:28:00 PM
    haha, I sure enjoyed this little set. Thanks for what you said on Perfect Bath. It is not my first dark poem by any means. But I do not have many of them unless they are about tragic love affairs!

  1. Date: 7/17/2013 2:05:00 PM
    lol Tim your turn to write about smelly butts , loved it ...Seren

  1. Date: 7/17/2013 1:34:00 PM
    - Footle seems so fun to write, I have tried ..... no success. - Love Yours, Tim ! - Well done and fun my friend! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 7/17/2013 12:47:00 PM
    Clever and witty. Enjoyed this lighter approach to nature.. also first time I have seen the format of and read a 'Footle'--- interesting.