Red umbrellas in the bumblebee rain,
Gloomy Eeyore is to blame.
Sighing over the thistle moon,
Hoping the foul weather ends soon.
The crack of dawn announcing a storm,
Winnie prefers his honey lukewarm.
Tumbles over a lightning-bolted cloud
Raining pooh-bears for crying out-loud.
Don't look at me that way,
I can't be accountable for what I say.
No one seems to mind Rabbit's anxiety,
Must be his gardening propriety
Heffalump sic Tiger on me,
Lord, is that hundred acre sanitarium I see?
I really need my psyche fix,
it's nearly half past six.
Hey! Don't take where I live from me,
Who said I wanted sanity.
Can you loosen this jacket it's a tad tight,
The color just isn't me, I never could pull off white.
OOO...medicine comes in multicolored shapes,
It's red ones that prevent escapes.
My favorite is the yellow gumdrop,
They make Gopher voices stop.
Don't stand in judgement for the mighty do fall,
You aren't the sanest guru of them all,
Someone more stable is always normalizing you,
Now where's that nurse, I want my fix due!