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Chris Had To Piss

There once was a retard named Chris,
who held in a very big piss;
his bladder exploded,
then his balls corroded,
this high stench was something to miss~!

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  1. Date: 2/19/2013 8:44:00 PM
    Since you joined the Soup you kept your defiant attitude! : ) This is very funny! My Limerick: Ruben poems, forms, Limericks, Close encounter of the 4th kind.

  1. Date: 2/4/2012 2:06:00 AM
    I missed reading this one. I see it was posted while I was away from the site. I see you mentioned the word "balls" and you did not have this poem removed. Apparently, this site does not consider this profane enough. It's very funny though!

  1. Date: 9/14/2011 6:13:00 AM sneaky person you... I think I know what happened here ;) -- in fairness, my comment here last April seems very fitting for your limerick here?? You do know I was exaggerating below, right? I really

  1. Date: 4/27/2011 11:46:00 AM
    just WARNING you--- you DON"T WANT ME PISSED. :p I know that you won't post it you silly billy but COME ON!!! WHAT IS THAT?? it's as good as piquing interest.

  1. Date: 8/10/2010 12:53:00 AM
    hmmmm don't hate me. saw the contests page-- what do you think of me using this as my inspiration for that limerick contest ;)??? thinking thinking.... just tossing tossing this idea in my plain brain-- lol, as if I need another contest to enter?? kidding, just me being a meanie

  1. Date: 8/5/2010 5:49:00 PM
    I did a donkey one myself

  1. Date: 8/5/2010 4:54:00 PM
    I missed this one. It's good, funny

  1. Date: 8/5/2010 1:57:00 PM
    hmmm who knows? my taste in movies can be a bit eclectic at times haha well if I do remember to watch it I'll tell you what I think -- haha see this poem could still be hot-- plain but hot

  1. Date: 8/5/2010 1:55:00 PM just had to say that huh?? Haha now I think I'll be commenting here FOREVER haha! Let me add more salt to the nuts just right about now ^_~ I think being nuts is called for anywhere in this world!! lol

  1. Date: 8/5/2010 1:47:00 PM
    haha-- I woke up at 1am that's why!!! my sleep cycle's totally gone bonkers >.< -- been trying to judge my contest (operative word: trying) and been taking a break haha for almost half an hour now?

  1. Date: 8/2/2010 10:00:00 AM
    Congratulations to you on your win Chris in John Freeman's contest "Limerick""Choose your own subject and Create your own Category". Love, Carol

  1. Date: 8/2/2010 3:14:00 AM
    omg i just read your comment in Andrea's limerick--you are making me laugh-sorry but come on, you are still not over it??? you aren't are you? I am gonna bug you till you get over it. Get over IT. Haha. I am such a meanie & uhmm you said yourself it was "normal" so I suppose that sometimes that could lean towards being that word that you dread so much. Well I hope by this time you are over it?

  1. Date: 8/1/2010 7:19:00 PM
    so is this what you were telling me about? good grief. hahahaha WHAAAAT?

  1. Date: 8/1/2010 2:10:00 PM
    congrats. nikko

  1. Date: 8/1/2010 12:52:00 PM
    Congrats, Chris. Nice going. Ralph

  1. Date: 8/1/2010 11:39:00 AM
    Congrats Chris on your number one winning poem in the Limerick contest... with these amazing words ...enjoy another sweet victory this Sunday.. with luv..

  1. Date: 8/1/2010 6:05:00 AM
    Very very ..restrained for a recently ...born again thinker! ;) wonderful, wonderful TURN/twist ending!!!! Congrad's on your win!

  1. Date: 8/1/2010 4:14:00 AM
    Kool Limerick Chris. I have met a few lassies with Big Ass'es in Scotland. Congrats on your win in John's fine Limerick contest >> James

  1. Date: 7/31/2010 10:42:00 PM
    So plain, so plain, had been any plainer it would have bitten me. Congratulations. Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 7/31/2010 6:16:00 AM
    haha. cute limerick Chris but no fair!!! I get dibs on that "best twist" category-- which reminds me--- I have to finalize my winners over there-- eeeeeeppppp!!! -- nikko :)