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Big Poo, Small Poo, Yellow Poo, Blue Poo

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Big Poo, Small Poo, Yellow Poo, Blue Poo

Big poo

        small poo

  yellow poo

           blue poo.

There are so many different kinds of poo,
it's amazing to see what passes through.

Square poo

               round poo

skinny poo

               fat poo.

Making poo-poo
is something everyone has to do.
Yes. It's true!
I do too!

Look at this poo all covered in nuts.
It stinks far worse than rotten fish guts.
Oh me! Oh my!
Oh me! Oh my!
It stinks so bad,
it caused that fly to die.

So some poo is quite smelly.
      Some poo looks like jelly.
Some poo is very icky,
      especially when it comes out sticky.

Some poo smells high.
       Some poo smells low.
Some poo slides out fast,
        and some poo comes out slow.

Big poo

        small poo

  yellow poo

           blue poo.


What kind of poo is your favourite to do?
Hard poo? 
        Soft poo? 
               Loud poo? 
                       Quiet poo?
Maybe an in-between sort of doo-doo?

The smelliest poo is made by the razor-backed Zonkzifferack.
Boy, when the razor-backed Zonkzifferack decides to drop a mighty stack....
....stand back! Yes. Please stand back!
There is nothing worse than the poo attack of a razor-backed Zonkzifferack.

Then there are the infamous Knack-a-croodle Crows.
Their poo smells like that of a Summer rose.
Not at all unpleasant to the nose.
Nothing wrong with those Knack-a-croodle Crows.

Look! Over here.
That poo is making a quick dash.
Oh! What a huge splash!

Now look at the poo over there.
It's all covered in hair.

There's also poo that floats like a boat,
or sinks very quickly in the drink.

Poo shaped liked cats,
poo shaped liked rats,
poo marching along wearing fat hats!

Remember children,
the next time there arrives a choo-choo,
making poo is something everyone has to do.
Nothing to be ashamed of through and through.

Whether it's new
             whether it's blue
or possibly a bit old
             even covered in mold....

....everyone has to make poo.

  It's true!

Even Ms. Brown, the teacher,
and Mr. Collins, the Preacher.
Your Mommy makes poo.
Your Granny makes poo.

      I do too!

                  Yes I do.

*R.I.P. Dr. Seuss

Written: January 28th, 2012

Copyright © Chris D. Aechtner

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  1. Date: 10/5/2014 9:40:00 PM
    Talk about origional! An absolutely amazing piece here. Loved it.

  1. Date: 9/13/2014 12:10:00 PM
    For some reason, I had an urge to read a 'poo' poem today, and of course this came to mind & I just had to see if this was still here, so glad it is. I'll always see this as one of the (if not The best) poo poem I have read--I don't think anyone can (poo)l off a pupu poem as hilariously & fun as you do, Chris! Funny, silly, thought-provoking or serious- you definitely can write them well! Not kidding, but I sure do wish this can be turned into a book (a classic!!) some day!

  1. Date: 5/24/2013 10:11:00 AM
    Trying to find something i didn t read..Ow gee I can t stoo laughing..I needed this pooh poo without Winnie poem :). By the way tnks for your comments and im glad you stopped by :)

  1. Date: 2/23/2013 7:07:00 AM
    You are indeed the Dr Seuss of Poo! Very funny!

  1. Date: 3/30/2012 11:22:00 AM
    Holy Poo! And you won a contest with this "pooem"!Belated Kupooddos! : ) Ruben.

  1. Date: 2/21/2012 8:35:00 PM
    This made me laugh out loud, my boys and I loved it.....great write Chris! Congrats on this awesome win.

  1. Date: 2/12/2012 3:07:00 AM

  1. Date: 2/8/2012 11:08:00 AM
    I KNEW this would take first place, Chris. Sooo funny! Congratulations, my friend. Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 2/8/2012 12:15:00 AM
    Ooh! I just Knew this Poo would Doo the trick and simple Float to the Top! haha! Super duper congrats Chris on your Big Boom Boom Win :D This sure just elicits a big explosion of laughter! Ok, I am stooping. I meant stopping. I see you added the sinkers and floaters btw-- very cool! :D

  1. Date: 2/7/2012 6:53:00 PM
    hahaha, she doesn't mind being grossed out. BIG congrats on your win from gwen!!

  1. Date: 2/7/2012 2:24:00 PM
    Congrats! I knew it would be a winner! :o)

  1. Date: 2/7/2012 2:03:00 PM
    Congratulations to you for your well deserved first place win. My son and niece love it! I think it would make a great children's book. You should think about it!!!

  1. Date: 2/7/2012 1:41:00 PM
    You dooo dooooed it the best!!!

  1. Date: 2/7/2012 1:36:00 PM
    I saw your comment on my Seuss poem. While I liked what I wrote, how could anyone compete with POO. Congratulations on your great win in this contest. Mike

  1. Date: 2/7/2012 1:12:00 PM
    The idea was to write a poem then read it out loud to a child and check his/her response if it was funny enough and catchy. That is how this contest was also judged. The panel of judges were 3 school-aged children, 1 college guy who loves "The Seuss", and myself. Your poem won on pure originality and the second half sealed the deal as you described some insanely funny Seuss-like animals. Your poem was much more intellectual than maybe the PS folks realized. It is important what u wrote aware of your "habits" in the says much!

    Rix Avatar Gwendolen Rix
    Date: 2/7/2012 1:15:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    It could actually save your life!! ...You really did steal the show..the judges were rolling as it was read out loud several times for fun! SALUUUUTE! Any of the winners in this contest should be happy. Stiff competition. :)
  1. Date: 2/7/2012 11:17:00 AM
    Congratulations to you on your placement in Gwen's "Dr. Seuss" contest Chris. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 2/7/2012 9:51:00 AM
    very creative doo-doo! lol

  1. Date: 2/7/2012 4:52:00 AM
    Congrats with this number 1 Chris, brilliant poem, now we have winning poo. harry

  1. Date: 2/7/2012 1:17:00 AM
    A real worthy winner. Congratualtions Chris x

  1. Date: 2/7/2012 1:15:00 AM
    A GEM made of poo!!A big congrats.I think I read another old poem of you about poo..:)