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'and another stiff one for my drunken pen'

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'and another stiff one for my drunken pen'

mulberry moonshine

the world can be a rabid dog, a goD frothing backwards while Mr. Clean reads 
a sermon from the pulpit as a false prophet causing me to yell, "Shim-shum 
shimmeny-shum, up from the shadows of the Shoalin slum! Fee-fi-foe-fum, 
eye smell the blood of a fallen one!" My pen was a sword, 'twas inevitable eye 
would end up skewered upon its venomous tip as violence begets violence yet 
silence is just a distorted sort of violent indifference. Live by the s.word, die by 
the s.word, so eye buried ghosts in the sands of Kyushu, revamped my stylo 
into a drunken vomit spewing masochist churning blood and piss into another 
batch of sum county mulberry moonshine. Instead of a wu-tang sword, eye have 
me a la la la la la la la la la lush of a drunken quill spilling forth the woo to the foo 
times twenty-two thousand and dirty-three. Blame it on the pen, but wot came first,
the chicken or the egg? Who is the bad influence on whom, weaving excuses on a 
loom propped up by yet another empty bottle of the wicked county prune. Eye want 
to write lines of eloquence filled with bullfrogs and butterflies, rainbows and baby's 
breath, but this drunken pen has a mind of its own, slithering in-between the scene 
of salesmen saying it from rusted metallic mountaintops, "I have found the way, 'tis 
not YOUR way, so cut your hair son ok!" Hey hey hey! wot are you referring to? 
Elohim, miholah, bespolah, holapsfofahcahmall? ?Fofahcahmall? Theysbe suddenly 
sounding very small while this pen of mine is drinking itself into a stupour, brewing 
up another stew of vomiticus grammaticus long.windy.gusts - eye didn't intend on 
rhyming these lines, my drunken pen has once again taken over, pushing me to 
letgoletgo and pray in hopes that it drinks itself straight in order for bullfrogs,
butterflies and everything nice like sugar, lollipops and rainbows to finally begin to 
show from out of the freaky flow of this ultra triple-distilled drunken ink - slow right 
down into something quaint and normal, wash this drunken mess down the sink 
without having to fink with my dirty think, my dirty think - the first sign of the crime 
is denial - drunken pen, drunken hand? Drunken hand, drunken pen? Oh good Lord, 
here come the bends once again, yeah, here come the bends again, there's only one 
thing left to do and it's to fold this paper into a neat package eye can mail off to the 
People-In-The-Sky so they can offer me some insight into all of the reasons why

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  1. Date: 6/11/2012 9:21:00 AM
    INSANE! At first I didn't get it so I broke it down line by line. It's just WILD how you've purged your words while under the influence like this. Made me laugh, made me think. The perfect poem for me <3

  1. Date: 6/5/2012 12:16:00 PM
    I've never congratulated you on this one, so let me do that now! Super congrats, Chris! This was a very well deserved win :D! Way to go with your drunken pen! and also dropping by to say that I changed my limerick a bit, hehe not sure if it's better? If you have time, I'd sure appreciate your insight to it, still not too sure about it, especially the last line. Hmm another thought, should I stick to cucumber or change it to eggplant?! Super thanks :)

  1. Date: 6/2/2012 11:09:00 PM
    Chris, a belated congrats to your drumken hand and your drunken pen on your fabulous first place win! When you get that insight from the "People-In-The-Sky", do share with the rest of us. In the meantime, I'll be waiting for some sugar, lollipops and rainbows! LOL...let the fuzzy stuff flow. Love and Blessings, Rhonda

  1. Date: 6/1/2012 3:03:00 AM
    Congrats to you Chris!

  1. Date: 5/31/2012 4:49:00 PM
    congrats on your win Chris

  1. Date: 5/31/2012 11:49:00 AM
    bottoms up flmaorjojaanra on your win, chris.. tippers!..:) huggs!

  1. Date: 5/31/2012 11:48:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win in the "Drunken Pen" contest Chris. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 5/30/2012 7:11:00 PM
    Congratulations on your win. Hic.

  1. Date: 5/30/2012 6:18:00 PM
    Fine and wonderful write.Congrats on your win.

  1. Date: 5/30/2012 5:52:00 PM
    Yup writing is a great place to unload all the trash we fill our brains with! One right fine blither! Amen Awoemen Congrad's on your fine write winning! Thou art more sodden than I. Light & Love

  1. Date: 5/30/2012 4:55:00 PM
    congrats, for a wonderful and well deserved winner, and the guy on the pen too. good luck. harry

  1. Date: 5/30/2012 4:23:00 PM
    "they" tell me there is a thin line between genious and insaity....I'm not sure which catagory you and I fall i to, but, isnt it great the things you can see! !! lol :-) well done Chris! Congrats to your Pen!!!! on its win!!! love ya, deb

  1. Date: 5/30/2012 2:02:00 PM
    Cheers to the winner!!! You could be drunk as a skunk and still write the most amazing poetry.... there is so much to absorb in this one, (much more serious than meets the eye at first glance!) Big congratulations!

  1. Date: 5/30/2012 1:03:00 PM
    Chris, congrats on your very drunken win..David

  1. Date: 5/30/2012 12:54:00 PM
    You're going to enjoy this: Congratulations on your First Place!!! : )

  1. Date: 5/30/2012 12:04:00 PM

  1. Date: 5/30/2012 12:03:00 PM
    Thank you for entering this STUPENDOUS drunkenpen!!!

  1. Date: 5/27/2012 8:40:00 PM
    Great transitioning and personality developed for this drunken pen, Chris...I bet you and Andrea will have the top spots from the 10 entries I have read so far. I think this is a great poetry invention of Elliot's. ....Hey, have u ever tho't of inventing a form of poetry? If anyone can, it'd be you! Gotta catch up on all your blogs this weekend...and I read your comment about Devonshire contest..everyone is a winner....JUST DO IT!...pick one! hahah. Groundskeeper Rix.

  1. Date: 5/18/2012 12:08:00 PM
    Very stong pen to have taken over. Enjoyed reading, so thanks for sharing.

  1. Date: 5/11/2012 3:48:00 PM
    I wish my sober pen could be one tenth as strong as your drunken one...I had the whole "violence begets violence" theme going around in my head today...and it made me feel a little of the inks of babes and drunken pens...