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12 days Of Christmas

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12 days Of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas 
My true love sent to me
Twelve extra pounds
Eleven lots of will power
Ten ways to cook tofu
Nine work out cd’s
Eight health warnings
Seven ryvita biscuits
Six types of muesli
My five a day
Four calorie counters
Three sets of scales
Two low fat yoghurts
And one new diet for me



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  1. Date: 1/8/2013 6:51:00 AM
    Some one had a healthy Christmas! Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

  1. Date: 1/4/2013 2:15:00 PM
    Loved your take on this amusing little contest... congratulations on your win! Happy 2013!

  1. Date: 12/27/2012 12:09:00 PM
    Congratulations on your win. Su

  1. Date: 12/27/2012 11:58:00 AM
    Gosh, is she hinting something, OR WHAT? hahahaha Merry Christmas Owen!! Congrats. gwendolen

  1. Date: 12/27/2012 11:37:00 AM
    Lol i like it Owen many congrats....Seren

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 9:25:00 PM
    This is really great! ;)) Enjoy your diet while I enjoy singing and reading your poem my dear friend! BIG CONGRATULATIONS FOR THE SUPER WIN! love/hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 1:31:00 PM
    Congratulations on the win. Great poem here.

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 12:35:00 PM
    BIG CONGRATS on your worthy win!!

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 7:52:00 AM
    Okay. Not THAT is hillarious! Glad I read your win this morning! PD did right to put this in the top spot! Made me chuckle... smiles from Cyndi... oh,yeah, d'oh, Congrats! :)

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 6:55:00 AM
    Congratulations Owen a super win xx

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 1:42:00 AM
    Owen congratulations on your big win, how's the weight loss going???..David

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 12:34:00 AM
    Congratulations Owen. Loved it....Seren

  1. Date: 12/25/2012 8:45:00 PM
    Owen, ;-) Congratulations with your little Christmas win... have a nice one... always~ PD

  1. Date: 12/20/2012 1:41:00 AM
    too funny,,, Have a Merry Christmas ;}

  1. Date: 12/19/2012 5:46:00 AM
    Lol, she is taking care of you. What are you complaining about? Funny one, Owen. Here comes the great new you :)

  1. Date: 12/18/2012 7:28:00 PM
    by the way, you were sweet to hope the best for my grandma in that night before Christmas poem. That story is very loosely based on a typical american holiday dinner and the plot with grandma was all made up!

  1. Date: 12/18/2012 7:13:00 PM
    hahaha, I can see where YOUR head is at this christmas. I did one about my hubbie and it's not nearly as good as this one is. in other words, I am really talking down my husband's bad habits!!! this one looks saintly by comparison to mine.

  1. Date: 12/17/2012 2:41:00 AM
    Owen ha ha, get over to our house those mince pies are just scrummy....David

  1. Date: 12/17/2012 2:14:00 AM
    I can sympathise man, but to be fair, I've now done my daily cardio laughing when I read your poem. Very cool. Read Xo)

  1. Date: 12/17/2012 2:10:00 AM
    poor you, run away while you can, if you can, diets aren't for real men. Hope you survive the festive season lol xx

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