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Date Posted	PoemTitle	# Views	Form
01/11/2014	The Man Behind the Curtain	445	Rhyme
01/10/2014	The Nsa Has a Dream	208	Rhyme
01/10/2014	The Best Day of the Year For Mothers	165	Rhyme
01/08/2014	His What Froze Off	286	Rhyme
01/08/2014	Velveeta Shortage Alarms Consumers	610	Rhyme
01/07/2014	Tragedy Strikes a Double Blow	790	Rhyme
01/05/2014	Colder Than the Surface of Mars	326	Rhyme
01/05/2014	Hoodwinking Little Red	287	Rhyme
01/05/2014	The Peeping Tom	369	Rhyme
01/03/2014	The Aliens Are Coming	614	Rhyme
01/02/2014	Our Last Class Reunion	391	Rhyme
01/02/2014	A Large House At a Bargain Price	816	Rhyme
12/28/2013	The Barbie Doll Flap	806	Rhyme
12/27/2013	Can'T You See I'M On the Phone	322	Rhyme
12/26/2013	Cell Phone Rudeness	834	Rhyme
12/24/2013	Dear, Let's Go Shopping Today	1064	Rhyme
12/24/2013	Making a Snowman In Alabama	553	Rhyme
12/20/2013	Patsy's Precious Pooch	336	Rhyme
12/18/2013	Emptying the Spam Folder	522	Rhyme
12/15/2013	The Reflection	302	Rhyme
12/15/2013	The Attic Treasure Trove	473	Free verse
12/15/2013	All Our Yesterdays	363	Free verse
12/15/2013	The Cruelest Fate	338	Free verse
12/14/2013	Rob Researches His Ancestry	414	Rhyme
12/13/2013	School Casanova Suspended	516	Rhyme
12/09/2013	A Flasher At a Nudist Colony	811	Rhyme
12/09/2013	Getting On Santa's Naughty List	2756	Rhyme
12/08/2013	When a Hell's Angel Gets Old	617	Rhyme
12/07/2013	Psycho Santa	387	Rhyme
12/06/2013	There's No Way To Win	768	Rhyme
12/06/2013	The Retiree's Nightmare	262	Rhyme
12/03/2013	A Foggy Morning	1566	Free verse
12/02/2013	The Miser's Burial	242	Rhyme
11/28/2013	Meg's Car Breaks Down	402	Rhyme
11/28/2013	The Thanksgiving Feast	303	Rhyme
11/27/2013	Rule Number One At Mcdonald's	518	Rhyme
11/27/2013	The Practical Joker	620	Rhyme
11/26/2013	Those Phony Tornado Warnings	293	Rhyme
11/25/2013	A Surprise In the Grapes	385	Rhyme
11/25/2013	Santa Goes High Tech	556	Rhyme
11/22/2013	Jfk Improves With Passing Decades	552	Rhyme
11/18/2013	Facebook's Missing Feature	217	Rhyme
11/17/2013	Poor Joe Is Disabled	564	Rhyme
11/17/2013	Making the In-Laws Welcome	1515	Rhyme
11/15/2013	Fred Regrets Having Retired	204	Rhyme
11/15/2013	Fred Enrolls In Obamacare	417	Rhyme
11/10/2013	Technology Has Passed Gramps By	913	Rhyme
11/09/2013	We Don'T Serve Cheeseburgers At Downton	638	Rhyme
11/09/2013	Newspapers Are So Last Century	421	Rhyme
11/09/2013	An Ideal Job Is Easily Found	776	Rhyme
11/08/2013	Before There Was Google	1048	Rhyme
11/08/2013	A Lesson In Driving Courtesy	601	Rhyme
11/07/2013	Beware of Goce	434	Rhyme
11/06/2013	Joe Can'T Go Home Again	378	Rhyme
11/06/2013	The Dental Hygienist's Nightmare	444	Rhyme
11/05/2013	Those Pesky Typos	482	Rhyme
11/03/2013	Professionals Resort To Advertising	859	Rhyme
10/31/2013	Buying From a Bogus Online Pharmacy	469	Rhyme
10/31/2013	A Hopeless Task	521	Rhyme
10/29/2013	Meg Can'T Find the Scratch	414	Rhyme
10/29/2013	At Last a Candid Memorial Plaque	416	Rhyme
10/28/2013	The Worst Table In the House	264	Rhyme
10/27/2013	A Dog On the Bed	681	Rhyme
10/26/2013	Out of the Mouth of Babes	313	Rhyme
10/25/2013	Wilbur Gets Wifi Free	307	Rhyme
10/25/2013	Virgil the Vegan Eats Out	516	Rhyme
10/25/2013	Panic In the Vegetable Garden	4660	Rhyme
10/25/2013	The Heart Has No Wrinkles	775	Rhyme
10/25/2013	A Bovine Analogy	555	Rhyme
10/24/2013	Jake Has Nowhere To Go	332	Rhyme
10/22/2013	The Mathematics Plague	1457	Rhyme
10/20/2013	The Old Maid Gets a Goat	555	Rhyme
10/19/2013	A Redneck's First Bagel	344	Rhyme
10/19/2013	The Missing Cell Phone	539	Rhyme
10/18/2013	Bedtime Is At Eight	460	Rhyme
10/17/2013	Don'T Take This the Wrong Way	285	Rhyme
10/16/2013	Non-Essential Employees Back At Work	520	Rhyme
10/16/2013	The Most Offensive C-Word In the Usa	1201	Rhyme
10/15/2013	If He Dies, He' Taking You With Him	317	Rhyme
10/14/2013	A Candid Answer To the Boss	471	Rhyme
10/14/2013	Grandma Finds Some Tea	488	Rhyme
10/13/2013	Each To His Own Taste	482	Rhyme
10/12/2013	The Senile Chemistry Professor	1174	Rhyme
10/12/2013	German Shepherd For Sale Really Cheap	822	Rhyme
10/10/2013	Schrodinger's Cat Isn'T Both Dead and Alive	1586	Rhyme
10/10/2013	Come See Our New Baby	387	Rhyme
10/09/2013	Federal Workers In Dire Straits	376	Rhyme
10/09/2013	Gary Confesses To Murder	313	Rhyme
10/08/2013	The Traffic Stop	752	Rhyme
10/06/2013	Remembering Tv of the 1950s	1908	Rhyme
10/02/2013	A Redneck Visits Venice	308	Rhyme
09/30/2013	The Redneck's Outdoor Kitchen	463	Rhyme
09/27/2013	The Seedy Motel	344	Rhyme
09/27/2013	Make Way For the Mighty Titanic	458	Rhyme
09/23/2013	It Came From Behind the Mirror	349	Rhyme
09/17/2013	The Man of the House	977	Rhyme
09/17/2013	The Secret Life of Buxom Bertha	461	Rhyme
09/17/2013	Big Brother Is Watching	652	Rhyme
09/17/2013	Let the Buyer Beware	499	Rhyme
09/11/2013	A Pistol For Miss Prunella	496	Rhyme

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