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Rule Number One At Mcdonald's

Rule Number One at McDonald’s By Elton Camp To use the drive-through I prefer But hate the incidents that occur “Would you repeat your order, please.” So often I have heard words like these “Order when ready,” the worker said Nevertheless, no sound entered his head Did his hearing aids go down Just at the time I came around? Or would it be uncouth to mention He was just wasn’t paying attention? Then sometimes, on the other hand A worker’s accent is hard to understand Is that actually English he’s speaking Or an interpreter should I be seeking? Rule #1: “The employee who is hard-of-hearing or has the thickest accent must work the drive-thru at all times.”

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