A Large House At a Bargain Price

A Large House at a Bargain Price

By Elton Camp

It’s off from the busy highway
Making it a quiet place to stay

With two stories and a basement
It’s right for furniture placement

Elegant stairs, the banister too
The house is sure to please you

To buy it quickly will behoove 
A place your mother will approve

And see how this sounds:
A business on the grounds

Nosy neighbors no need to fear
Nobody to this place comes near

Contact a Realtor this place to see
All taxidermy items included free

A careful look this house rates
The family home of Norman Bates
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Bauer Avatar
January 2, 2014 at 5:50 PM
ha! very funny!
Camp Avatar
January 2, 2014 at 6:03 PM
The serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer's family home is for sale for real. It's where he killed the first person and scattered his remains in the yard. It will be a hard sell, I would think. Two blocks from us, a woman killed her young son. Though a beautiful house, it has been torn down and the lot stands empty. Nobody wanted it at any price.
Torres Avatar
January 2, 2014 at 11:39 AM
very nice way of advertisement!!!.. you made it very well,Norman..:))
Torres Avatar
January 2, 2014 at 12:17 PM
oh..sorry, Elton!!.. pardon me for a big mistake.. :)) I hope you can find a buyer on this page.. good luck to you! :)
Camp Avatar
January 2, 2014 at 11:58 AM
Thanks for reading. Al Capone's home is for sale for real, in fact two of them. Elton
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