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His What Froze Off

His WHAT Froze Off? By Elton Camp Yesterday Rob was outside blowing snow The temperature was eleven degrees below The wind chill made it feel very much worse The spell of freezing weather he began to curse Suddenly he heard a thumping sound What a shock when Rob turned around It was so weird what he then found His gluteus maximus on the ground That was a saying he’d always heard That it could be real had never occurred

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Date: 1/8/2014 5:09:00 PM
GOOD ONE...THANKS FOR THE CHUCKLE
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Date: 1/8/2014 5:16:00 PM
I'm glad it gave you a chuckle. Thanks for reading.

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