His What Froze Off
His WHAT Froze Off?
By Elton Camp
Yesterday Rob was outside blowing snow
The temperature was eleven degrees below
The wind chill made it feel very much worse
The spell of freezing weather he began to curse
Suddenly he heard a thumping sound
What a shock when Rob turned around
It was so weird what he then found
His gluteus maximus on the ground
That was a saying he’d always heard
That it could be real had never occurred
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