The Practical Joker

The Practical Joker

By Elton Camp

Joe, by a paving contractor, was employed
Practical jokes were what he most enjoyed

When an extra pair of boots he spied
Another of his inane tricks he tried

With paving he covered the tops well
And then with panic Joe began to yell

“Somebody help!” is what he cried
“It looks like a workman has died!”

“His poor body I have just located.
With paving he’s been suffocated!”

The foreman ran from the construction shack
At the horrible sight he was taken aback

He suddenly said, “I don’t feel very well.”
Clutching his chest, to his knees he fell

This was the last practical joke Joe tried
Due to his stupidity, the foreman died

Proverbs 26: 18, 19 – “As a mad man who casteth firebrands, arrows and death, 
So is the man that deceiveth his neighbour, and saith, Am not I in sport?”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Sergi Avatar
November 27, 2013 at 5:14 PM
enjoyed this poem adding the proverb was a nice touch
Camp Avatar
November 27, 2013 at 5:45 PM
Unlike most of my poems, this one is not intended as humor, but contains a serious admonition.
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