The Aliens Are Coming
The Aliens Are Coming
By Elton Camp
We needn’t hope that they’ll cease
UFO sightings are on the increase
Though such claims I despise
Of bulging heads and bug eyes
Their crafts exceed light speed
Laws of physics needn’t heed
Or through wormholes they race
From some distant part of space
Why, oh why, have they been sent
Benign visitors or conquest bent?
If they have come to help us out
Why not land and give a shout?
Of such contact we never hear
Only to the insane they come near
These they abduct with glee
So up their butts they can see
Aliens can’t recognize a dunce
Some are taken more than once
From them, sound evidence I desire
Such claims extraordinary proof require
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