The Aliens Are Coming

The Aliens Are Coming By Elton Camp We needn’t hope that they’ll cease UFO sightings are on the increase Though such claims I despise Of bulging heads and bug eyes Their crafts exceed light speed Laws of physics needn’t heed Or through wormholes they race From some distant part of space Why, oh why, have they been sent Benign visitors or conquest bent? If they have come to help us out Why not land and give a shout? Of such contact we never hear Only to the insane they come near These they abduct with glee So up their butts they can see Aliens can’t recognize a dunce Some are taken more than once From them, sound evidence I desire Such claims extraordinary proof require