Those Pesky Typos

Those Pesky Typos By Elton Camp Only a second of inattention does it take To make a funny or serious typing mistake In English, a single letter or even a space Can result in embarrassment or disgrace A sign was painted on a therapist door As “the rapist,” an error he did abhor “Pubic” for “public” we will often spy Laughter stifling we needn’t even try Meg wanted liposuction on her hips But extra fullness added to her lips However, after the adjustments were made, By the result, she felt she’d been betrayed Yet, the cause was a big typing slip A wrong keying of “lip” and “hip” The surgical order brought the doc despair For the tragic mistakes were right there