Getting On Santa's Naughty List

Getting On Santa’s Naughty List By Elton Camp He makes a list and checks it twice To find out who’s naughty or nice “Tut, tut,” the old elf will chide On finding something to deride At the North Pole, he has Internet Which gives a clearer picture yet On the naughty list, Miley Cyrus to enroll So she gets nothing but a stocking of coal He sees you if you’re sleeping or awake A peek at your Facebook page he may take If bad he happens to see or to hear You, too, on the naughty list appear So be careful what you post on the Internet Or a bad surprise at Christmas you may get