Getting On Santa's Naughty List
Getting On Santa’s Naughty List
By Elton Camp
He makes a list and checks it twice
To find out who’s naughty or nice
“Tut, tut,” the old elf will chide
On finding something to deride
At the North Pole, he has Internet
Which gives a clearer picture yet
On the naughty list, Miley Cyrus to enroll
So she gets nothing but a stocking of coal
He sees you if you’re sleeping or awake
A peek at your Facebook page he may take
If bad he happens to see or to hear
You, too, on the naughty list appear
So be careful what you post on the Internet
Or a bad surprise at Christmas you may get
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2013
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