Emptying the Spam Folder

Emptying the Spam Folder By Elton Camp Whenever to check mail I go There are few from folks I know To keep my computer neat The spam mail I then delete At the titles I take a peek Wrongly filed ones I seek There’s one from dearest friend Offering to share millions again Then, all kinds of weight I lose If their expensive plan I choose A young woman wants me to see Her erotic pictures supplied free A fabulous prize I did win Without putting my name in All online I can get a college degree Unaccredited, what good will it be? My mortgage is late, they say But I’ve had none many a day A vacation I’ve been given free Just go to their website and see Your bank account is overdrawn Your log-in details must be shown We’ve frozen your PayPal account Click here to increase your amount The one that will never cease Offers phallus size to increase With a swift move of my hand All such go to the garbage can