The Secret Life of Buxom Bertha
The Secret Life of Buxom Bertha
By Elton Camp
Bertha’s nineteen she always will mention
She certainly know how to get attention
She goes to pick-up sites every day
There, her many charms to display
Her enticing measurements she’ll share
To tell her astonishing libido does dare
“Oh, John, I just can’t wait to meet you.
Please tell me everything you’d do!”
She knows exactly the right things to say
To keep mens’ attention coming her way
But to meet in person she will delay
“My husband I feel a bit bad to betray”
However, bawdy talk is her chief delight
For which she’s online both day and night
All who respond she’s able to deceive
That it’s true, she almost does believe
Her pictures are taken from a **** site
She is shapely, beautiful, a pure delight
She’s a fiftyish housewife in reality
The most obese you’ll ever see
Bertha takes a break to mop the floor
Then she hurries right back for more
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