The Secret Life of Buxom Bertha

The Secret Life of Buxom Bertha By Elton Camp Bertha’s nineteen she always will mention She certainly know how to get attention She goes to pick-up sites every day There, her many charms to display Her enticing measurements she’ll share To tell her astonishing libido does dare “Oh, John, I just can’t wait to meet you. Please tell me everything you’d do!” She knows exactly the right things to say To keep mens’ attention coming her way But to meet in person she will delay “My husband I feel a bit bad to betray” However, bawdy talk is her chief delight For which she’s online both day and night All who respond she’s able to deceive That it’s true, she almost does believe Her pictures are taken from a **** site She is shapely, beautiful, a pure delight She’s a fiftyish housewife in reality The most obese you’ll ever see Bertha takes a break to mop the floor Then she hurries right back for more