Patsy's Precious Pooch
Patsy’s Precious Pooch
By Elton Camp
Poo’s Patsy’s preferred pal
Nobody is like that furry gal
Everywhere Patsy will go
She brings her mutt in tow
Though friends it doesn’t please
For soon they’re scratching fleas
And puddles of yellow in the floor
Make ’em wish she’d come no more
Even worse, she tries to insist
By her vile dog they be kissed
The same mouth that vomit ate
Normal people surely do hate
For dog respect, Patsy wishes
Why, it helps her do her dishes!
If, at her house, you ever ate
Know a dog has licked the plate
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2013
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