Patsy's Precious Pooch

Patsy’s Precious Pooch By Elton Camp Poo’s Patsy’s preferred pal Nobody is like that furry gal Everywhere Patsy will go She brings her mutt in tow Though friends it doesn’t please For soon they’re scratching fleas And puddles of yellow in the floor Make ’em wish she’d come no more Even worse, she tries to insist By her vile dog they be kissed The same mouth that vomit ate Normal people surely do hate For dog respect, Patsy wishes Why, it helps her do her dishes! If, at her house, you ever ate Know a dog has licked the plate