Virgil the Vegan Eats Out
Virgil the Vegan Eats Out
By Elton Camp
When to a café Virgil did go
Any type meat was a no-no
Even milk he would eschew
Cheese and butter were too
“My meals I require to be
Totally made cruelty-free.”
Although Virgil never knew
That veggies have feelings too
Beans scream when he comes near
Tomatoes and squash also fear
One chef got orders mixed up
In an outage, Virgil did gulp
He yelled, in a voice firm and clear
“Get that flesh away from here!”
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2013
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