Virgil the Vegan Eats Out

Virgil the Vegan Eats Out By Elton Camp When to a café Virgil did go Any type meat was a no-no Even milk he would eschew Cheese and butter were too “My meals I require to be Totally made cruelty-free.” Although Virgil never knew That veggies have feelings too Beans scream when he comes near Tomatoes and squash also fear One chef got orders mixed up In an outage, Virgil did gulp He yelled, in a voice firm and clear “Get that flesh away from here!”