Wilbur Gets Wifi Free

Wilbur Gets WiFi Free

By Elton Camp

Because the opportunity he seizes,
Wilbur gets online anytime he pleases

And this isn’t at some obliging store
Directly into his house it does pour

All he needs to do is simply log on
No more need for modem and phone

And the best thing that Wilbur can see
Is that he gets Internet connection free

A friend said, “You shouldn’t do that.
To steal a neighbor’s signal you’re a rat.”

Wilbur look at him with an angry glare
“I’m not stealing for it is simply there.”

“If he lets his WiFi signal trespass,
I have a right to it for his lack of class.”

“If he’ll keep it outside my door,
Then I won’t use it anymore.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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October 31, 2013 at 11:16 PM
This is a clever and cute rhyme. Funny and makes the reader smile. Nice job
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