Those Phony Tornado Warnings

Those Phony Tornado Warnings

By Elton Camp

The weather radio went off again
“Tornado warning,” it did begin

Tom flipped it off with irritation
“I truly hate that weather station.”

“For it’s ‘wolf’ they always cry.
But this time I’m not gonna buy.”

“It’s just that same old song.
Those dopes always get it wrong.”

Tom wouldn’t listen to it anymore
But in the distance came a roar

Through the window he took a peek
It was then that he began to shriek

For bearing right down on him
Was a sight frightening and grim

A funnel cloud was on the ground
Throwing storm debris all around

“Negligence, negligence! Tom did cry
For lack of warning I’m gonna die!

But he had the warning he did need
It was his fault that he didn’t heed
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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November 26, 2013 at 6:42 PM
Ouch!! Poor doubting Thomas. An entertaining poem which I enjoyed reading, my friend. Licia :-)
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