Velveeta Shortage Alarms Consumers

Velveeta Shortage Alarms Consumers

By Elton Camp

Short supply is beginning to ensure
Cheese lovers don’t know what to do

There’s panic buying in the store
Unsure when they’ll be any more

Velveeta’s so good and healthy too
Gourmets are hoping it’s not true

So all who love its rubbery taste
Rush to the market with all haste

There’s good reason to fear 
From shelves it’ll disappear

So better quickly shove and grab
To take as yours that final slab 

The shortage is real and severe
Sans Velveeta, life will be austere
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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