Velveeta Shortage Alarms Consumers

Velveeta Shortage Alarms Consumers By Elton Camp Short supply is beginning to ensure Cheese lovers don’t know what to do There’s panic buying in the store Unsure when they’ll be any more Velveeta’s so good and healthy too Gourmets are hoping it’s not true So all who love its rubbery taste Rush to the market with all haste There’s good reason to fear From shelves it’ll disappear So better quickly shove and grab To take as yours that final slab The shortage is real and severe Sans Velveeta, life will be austere