Meg Can'T Find the Scratch

Meg Can’t Find the Scratch By Elton Camp Meg had been married a short while She was finding cooking quite a trial Her husband, Jason, constantly howled, “My Mom’s a better cook,” he growled Her mother-in-law treated her with disdain “I don’t know how long Sonny will remain.” Both of them, her cooking did assail But didn’t go into sufficient detail Meg desperately went shopping one day Finally, to a clerk, she proceeded to say: “My inlaw’s cooking I can’t seem to match. Because she made everything from scratch.” “Please show me where it can be found For I have searched this store all around.”