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Blog Posted:2/19/2014 8:36:00 AM
I started a new contest yesterday. You can see the details on the contest page. I've received one poem so far, and a very good poem at that. Sadly, it has nothing to do with fishing so I can't move it on. Gotta be about fishing people. And like I said on the contest page, if you don't have a good fishing story, make one up...or stretch the truth on one you DO have...fishing tales are meant to be stretched a bit...;)
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Date: 2/20/2014 11:27:00 AM
OH! OH! You wound me up... And you know how my stories go... I'll give you a real whopper of a 'Gone Fishing" story... I dare you to place... or even print it! This should be cool! It should be good to tell while sitting around the camp fire!
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Painted Hunter
Date: 2/24/2014 10:04:00 AM
I look forward to it...
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Carol Eastman
Date: 2/20/2014 12:37:00 PM
If it doesn't place... At least I made you read it!... That's only fair since you in inspired it... LOL
Date: 2/19/2014 2:57:00 PM
So can it be figurative, like Jesus was a fisherman of men? That kind of thing?
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 2/20/2014 9:53:00 PM
Hey, Thanks!!! I have the perfect one for ya.
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Painted Hunter
Date: 2/20/2014 7:05:00 AM
Hmmm....you know what...sure. You can do that.
Date: 2/19/2014 11:49:00 AM
Caleb I am definitely in, and it is a true story,,, hold the page I am working late all of this week...David
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Painted Hunter
Date: 2/19/2014 12:27:00 PM
Will do...
Date: 2/19/2014 10:44:00 AM
I don't need to stretch my fishing tales, Boy. Heck, I've been fishing for several centuries now. There's nowhere I haven't fished, why, I've even fished on the moon. One memory that stands out for me at the moment, is when I was living with the Norse just off Baffin Island. They had travelled over from Greenland. This was around 1020AD, and I was still a whipper-snapper. Anyway, Thor Hammmerstein harpoons this sperm whale, has some trouble bringing it in(a land-fixed harpoon). He was always boasting about how strong he was, so I decided to show him up. I walk over, grap the line, give it a few wriggles, and use the sperm whale as bait to catch a blue whale. You should have seen Thor's face!
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Cyndi MacMillan
Date: 2/19/2014 3:55:00 PM
Same thing happened to me. Go figure.
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Painted Hunter
Date: 2/19/2014 12:33:00 PM
And Chris....how big do fish get on the moon?..
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Painted Hunter
Date: 2/19/2014 12:29:00 PM
Sounds like a good 'un to me. Dang, Chris....take me fishing.
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David Williams
Date: 2/19/2014 11:48:00 AM
hey Chris I was on the same boat as Thor, he was useless with a harpoon....
Date: 2/19/2014 8:53:00 AM
Yeah, Baby! LOL! Nothing like fresh trout, pan fried over open flame. Gimme time, but I'm on that! I'm focused on my novel right now-- and will be for months to come. But I think you're contest has "baited" me into one more poem... (hardy har! HA!) Hugs to you, the Mrs and your wee ones. Cyndi
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Painted Hunter
Date: 2/19/2014 10:07:00 AM
Good deal. Hopefully I can "snag" a few more willing poets...;) And a shout out to you and yours as well!...your little girl is soooo cute!

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