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I woke my daughter up this morning She sat up and I said, "Good morning, sugar." She looked at me and said, "A monkey's uncle." What's that kid dreaming about, anyway? Our dishwasher went out So I told my wife she would just have to wash by hand from now on She said, "That's fine. You can use your hand from now on, too." So I bought a new dishwasher My dog, Zayla, got into a fight with a Shetland pony And lost horribly The pony stomped one of Zayla's toenails off So I tied a hawk feather to her collar And have been calling her Zayla Three Toes I named the Shetland pony, Dances With Hooves. I told my wife I was going to strip down, put on a loin cloth, and attempt to ride Dances With Hooves She said, "But what if the neighbors see you?" I thought about this And replied, "Then maybe they'll start keeping that darn Shetland pony penned up."

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Date: 5/21/2016 7:31:00 AM
Reading this made me smile, Caleb! Seems like a lot of fun stuff going in in your family-- how are you and your beautiful family? Haven't seen you for some time now, but I really hope all is well...Always take care and hopefully you still write, even if you don't post here, maybe you have even finished your book by now?
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Date: 12/25/2015 11:04:00 PM
PH, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year May all your days shine and dreams come true. :) Every day should be a day with family and friends. I appreciate everyone. Sorry to all those I have taken for granted. SHAME ON ME. I promise, 2016 will be a new me. Merry Christmas!!! May the true meaning of the holiday season fill your heart and home. Always & Forever ~LINDA~
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Date: 12/3/2015 10:10:00 PM
Hey...ya know what lil bro...I've been gone a long while...this is funny but sounds like any normal day to my family...just saying..Her hee
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Date: 6/1/2015 9:19:00 PM
Hilarious and very impressive -love the discourse style of writing this poem. "Dances with hooves" indeed!
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Date: 4/23/2015 8:51:00 AM
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