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Thoughts on Self Employment

If I owned a vaccum store, my sign would read, "Caleb's Vaccum Store. We Suck." If I owned a septic tank company, my sign would read, "Caleb's Septic Tank Company. We're number one ... with your number two." If I owned a plumbing company, I would buy pants for all of my plumbers, two sizes too big and my sign would read, "Caleb's Plumbing Company." ........If I owned a doughnut store, I would put warning labels on all my boxes The warning sign would read, "Warning. This product is known by the state of California to cause yeast infections when used improperly." If I owned a technical support company, my sign would read, "Caleb's Technical Support Company. Sorry for the inconvenience." or maybe, "Caleb's Technical Support Company. I can't really help you."

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Date: 12/3/2015 10:16:00 PM
Ha-ha..very cute...what about if you opened Caleb's hunting guide service but one way only!!!!find your own way out....he ha!!!!!
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Date: 9/8/2015 2:19:00 PM
Bahaha this is amazing! I've been reading through many poems today, trying to catch up on the work of my favourite PS poets. This one actually made me laugh out loud - Thank you for that!
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Date: 4/23/2015 8:48:00 AM
You have entertained me!
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Date: 4/22/2015 10:58:00 AM
This sure has funny witty wit written all over it! It's hard to choose which I like best. Caleb, thanks for this dose of laughter for the day (night actually)! What happened in Mamasapano, was heartbreaking for my country. It is so nice to hear from you too! Thanks for reading!
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Date: 4/21/2015 8:18:00 PM
You are AWESOME funny. I just luv ya, Caleb!!!! Please please please come back to us.
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Date: 4/21/2015 2:46:00 PM
Very funny! (I thought the 2nd paragraph was hilarious!) Thank you for sharing your poem.
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