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It Wasn't That Great

Someone once told me that there's nothing better than a bear hug. So I went to the zoo ... and gave some random lady a bear hug, but I got slapped and now I can't go back to the zoo. It wasn't that great. I heard butterfly kisses tickle so I gave it a try. It tickled a little, but the wings kept getting hung in my teeth. It wasn't that great. A friend and I were drinking beer one day when his dog came up, and started licking himself ... well ... you know where dogs occasionally lick themselves. So my friend says, "I'll bet you a hundred bucks that you can't do that." I said, "You're on." ... and I gave it a try But the dog bit me and my friend never paid up. It wasn't that great.

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Date: 1/14/2016 8:01:00 AM
Thanks for making me snicker here, Caleb! I didn't see that dog thing coming, I was thinking something else, doinnks. I agree with Andrea...sure do miss your humor here, as well as your overall goodness. Just also want to drop by and say hi and hoping all is well with you and your beautiful family. God bless and take care always!
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Date: 4/23/2015 7:25:00 PM
ha ha. I have missed your great humor, my friend. Please stick around, will you? As for the bear part, I thought for sure you were gonna hug a real bear and get mauled!!
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Date: 4/23/2015 8:45:00 AM
My dog would have been fine with it! This is hilarious!
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Date: 4/23/2015 6:54:00 AM
Ha! Funny write but not worth the money.. Or the bite!
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Date: 4/22/2015 12:55:00 PM
Oh my...lol
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Date: 4/22/2015 11:39:00 AM
LOL! Ugh!...
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