Humorous Poems | Examples of Humorous Poetry

Who serves up burgers in pie squares calling them different I’d beware? Who makes the golden arches look rusty stealing the crown from ol’ Burger King? Who dulls Taco Bell’s ring? Everyone knows it’s Wendy’s ...

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it's exhausting being so adorable ~ a rest well deserved...

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As I live, I like to learn and learning's fun for me Music, science, Physic's Math and History Art and Language Are most fun I love Geography But lately some new subjects Have really challenged me Looking at my cell phone I have just one more wish That in time I could find A way to speak Spam-ish Chorus I really am sorry and I...

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Alexa echo rocks ages of generations! The species and genus known as *****sapiens predominated across the webbed wide world for tens of thousands of years until many brain children teamed together, (though nevertheless select individuals such as Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble contributed, the initial vision and much of the core technology from Amazon's internal development efforts) birthing Alexa Echo. I got my hands on one courtesy...

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I’m summoned to a baby shower The mum to be’s flustered and dour As her waters just broke In front of shocked folk Her baby arrived in an hour I cleaned up mum and baby Ted And lifted Ted above my head No diaper, I'm cursed He piddles, - nowt's worst No wonder my face turned bright red...

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I don't wanna be a wannabe no more waiting for opportunity to come a'knocking on my open door and the day she does tho' the lights are on there's no one home as I'll probably be out to lunch knowing me so I wanna see 'Been there, done that!' on my resumé because I'm oh-so tired of being a never-was ...

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Our Aunt Ada was so freaking old. But she still craved great sex, we are told. To a sex shop she went. Her last dollars she spent on the best lubricant that they sold....

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This posed a problem in ancient Loch, As it’s not a canvas of Van Gogh. When paint ran down my arm While squashed and ground bugs harm, I still labelled it ‘Woolly Epoch’. CURATOR’S NOTE Period: ‘Holocene epoch’. Medium: Bug pulp, cave soot, elbow grease. Description: In this seminal work,...

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I'm that house who has been on the block for years Who have seen many parties and lots of tears I'm hearing rumors that I might be put up for sell Different types of notices coming in through the mail If only I can make the decision or be given an option I don't want people fighting over me at...

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Poets poised pens pulsating poetry. Writing wonderful words with wisdom. Making muses manipulate marvelous minds. Setting suitable selected scribing schemes. Regulating reasonably reliable required rhyme. Also adding acceptable allocated alliterations. Notable nonsense not necessarily needed. However haphazard humorous hyperbole happens. ...

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Although it’s a hard row to hoe a rough furrow to harrow and a tough trench to plough there’s many a meadow to mow I hereby avow and tho' it may be news to you farmers have the need to sow their seeds where milkmaids milk the cows swineherds feed their sows and shepherds have their pie and eat it too in Slough now ...

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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited Upteenth instance where yours truly experienced assault upon hindquarters. A worse hellish fate than perdition and the closest in the throes of agonizing death scene rendition stabbing sphincter muscle spasms wrench yours truly analogous to contortionist, who presents convincing torturous scenario even absent primal screams readers or eavesdroppers envisioning his twisting and writhing as if body frankly...

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'England is a nation of shopkeepers' was never said by Bonaparte but it was those self-same tradesmen who kicked Napoleon’s **** and when at Waterloo they met as he won the day to give it a positive spin one may only say, "Wellington put the boot in!" ...

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They say my dad’s humor is dry, but after some pints by and by, he gets lubricated and jokes unabated says things make you wish you could die!...

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sun's too hot to bear— he just wanted a tan but became a snack fast....

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