Love Humorous Poems

Romance and Vampires

Romance and Vampires

CUPCAKE LOVE

CUPCAKE LOVE
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Cupcakes for breakfast, a sweet delight
A morning treat that makes my day alright. 

The first bite melts, so velvety smooth
My sweet tooth it doth

Gotcha!

Tingly skies full of surprise oh how I love when with surmise,
the little rascal aims his dart as if it were, poetic art!

He conceals behind

Demon Bashing

You just get rid of one demon, when another pops up to take their place
All you want to do is move on, but the little

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S*
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While nibbling on French croissant so fine,
Audrey sipped coffee, feeling divine.
     She struck a pose, twitched her chin,
 

Chafing

Balmy Knights

I told you so, I TOLD you so

But you never listen to me 

You're loud, proud, and your head's in a cloud

And your eyes are

Shall I Compare Thee To an Elephant?

Shall I compare thee to an elephant?
Thou art a thousand times more relevant.
'Tis not from floppy ear doth ardor rise,
Nor yet shall sinuous trunk knot

Spam ish

As I live, I like to learn
and learning's fun for me
Music, science, Physic's 
Math and History 

Art and Language Are most fun
I love Geography 
But

Corny At The Beach

The Cornelius's were bathing in the sun 
The husband said, I am cornier than you, Hun 
She said, try to butter me up, my dear

Pam Scam

I met my perfect partner in the gym, 
He gently catered to my wildest whim. 
My every mood 
He understood - 
Turned out I wed

Ivan Petrovich Pavlov - 1849-1936

Of eleven children he was the first
and from an early age
for research had a thirst
his love of dogs was no surprise
highly regarded
he received the Nobel

Caveman

Civilisation's got me down
taking me to the tail of my tether
driving me round the bend
I'm not going to stick it out
to see where it will

My Love

My Love, Honeybunch

Your skin glows like the plum, blossoms worker as the sunflower in the purest hope of spring.
My yearning heart rises to your bass

Pixie within the pink

Pixie within the pink
let me swirl your tyranny into the high-octaved melody of my earliest endurance
Right as the clock ticked to six, the creaking sound