Silly Humorous Poems
These Silly Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Silly. These are the best examples of Humorous Silly poems written by international poets.
The Fine Art of Axe-Throwing
anger, humor, humorous, silly,
Ever gone to throw an axe?
You’ll love it if you try.
Grip the handle and relax,
Standing firm into your tracks,
Release and let it fly.
Over end, the...
POSITION IMPOSSIBLE II - COLLABORATION WITH TOM CUNNINGHAM - BAWDY WARNING
Aunt Ethel said to Uncle Fred,
Let’s attempt the starfish in bed,
Old Ethel insisted,
Till Fred’s back got twisted,
They best stick to sleeping instead!
Original poem by Jan...
humorous, adventure, allusion, creation, fantasy,
Not having a dog, he hunts with a cat
not having a cat, arranges another pet
without a pet he hunts with his duck,
Lyrics While In The Shower
fun, funny, humorous, magic,
Sung very loud:
Wouldn't you like a ride on my beautiful cigar
Wouldn't you like to glide in my beautiful cigar
We could float among the puffs together,...
Millie loves Billy
cute love, humorous,
Limerick inspired by L. Milton’s Limerick “Catching His Eye”
Catching His Eye
A smartly dressed lassie from Philly
Was quite adept at being frilly
She was ever so...
humorous, food, funny, giggle, humor,
Oh Waiter ! There's a fly in my soup,
And my fresh crisp lettuce is starting to droop.
I asked for red wine, you gave me white,
Pennsylvania State Fair
humorous, 6th grade, 7th grade,
At Pennsylvania State Fair, ponies were preparing for
prissy pony pageant, there were promenading ponies,
with polished hooves, parading,
promoter Percival Poppycock promises a pretty prize.....
Algebra Equations All Day And Writing All Night
friend, friendship, humorous, poetry,
Algebra equations I’m performing while light
And then I go home and write till late in the night
Hanging out with me might cause you a...
My Feet Were Screaming
My feet were screaming about the concrete walk.
I ignored them totally, they are prissy and always squawk.
Better pay attention! Trilled a passing loud beaked chicken...
'Car 54,' Pandemic-Updated
humorous, new york, nostalgia,
Hum or Sing this to the
tune of the theme song
of 'Car 54, Where are You?'
crazy, fun, humorous, silly,
Oh I Miss My Hat
hair, humorous, silly, weather,
Oh where’s my hat?
It flew off! drat!
Put it on my head
Next I did dread
It’s off in the air
My 20 dollar sphere
Oh it’s pretty rough
I Want To Be A Morning Person 2
friend, humorous, morning, silly,
So I tried to be a morning person
And made a plan to meet for certain
But overnight my phone stopped working
With all my alarms inside...
Too Windy For A Skirt
humorous, silly, weather, wind,
‘Tis windy my dear
Hold your skirt near
So it doesn’t fly up
And show all what’s up!
March 26, 2021...
I Want To Be A Morning Person
humorous, silly, sleep, sun,
I want to be a morning person
And start every day when the sun starts burning
But my body won’t roll out of bed
How do I get...