Silly Humorous Poems

five sopranos float down streams

drift to sleep and each one dreams

floating on yellow cheese

with herds of blue small fleas

each awakes to tuneful screams.
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The cry of the turkey's gobble
left me in a cranky nobble
	so I could fall sleep
	no sound should he peep
stupefied, my head did wobble 

armed with...

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crone control your dragon dragging it's claw
crone your claw dragging too… dragons two
both of you, yes, you anger it's fire to flame
crone soothe your dragon...

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I didn't know what to do when the android fell into the river
he wasn't programmed for such eventualities.. neither was I, 
he quickly became cold...

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the roof
had a bird on
fat one
what a burden 
moved in
now it’s boarding
writes too
what a bard
that bird...

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there was a demon called Golgothan
whose name was something to hit upon
	he was smelly and mighty
	undies not tighty whitie
we kept him locked away in the...

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Did Nelson give one scintilla
about France’s silly flotilla?
No! Nor was he bashful at court,
though of the quite gaseous sort,
as his farts smelled of vanilla....

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Bats and snakes, make no mistakes 
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There once was a sad little Ghost, 
teased for his fright-less boo -- 
unable to scare anyone, in fact,
attracting many a bull 
(sounded like an...

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my old boss
 - one of the boys 
wrote an omnibus
on the bus
not the best
it was a bust
oh, my old boss
he turned to booze...

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there once was a skunk named Pepé Le Pew
when he came near, well, everyone knew
	Penelope, his chérie
	to her, he was smelly
odorous advances met pooh pooh!...

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Horse meat’s tender and horse meat’s lean.
Makes the best damn meal that you ever did eat.
It’s cheaper than beef and bigger than goat.
Horse meat is...

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Mother was away, plucking hens
So I got my mead, in the special hip flask
Sat by the fence, just by the green
Time slipped along, Ken joined...

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              Two Silly Seals Limeridk
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Here lies little Bill –
He took such a bad spill…
It happened at his still,
Making liquor was his thrill

Here lies gentle Jim –
His heart was never...

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