Silly Humorous Poems

There once was a woman named Lee.
Who wanted to swim across the sea.
She swam until dark.
Then in came the shark.
There was nothing left to see.


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I had another Mr. Bean moment this morning. It was pouring down rain and I left my umbrella in the car so I had to...

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There once was a white cloud
That lived in the sky
Every 10 years it passed
Just blew in, and flew by.

Never dropped any rain
Never talked much less...

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Figure me this,  puzzle it out.
Summing up for me beyond any doubt.
Add it all now,  total it for me.
I desire an answer most...

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Rob'n Peter to pay Paul only to have Jack intervene.
Is beyond all words  and is I'm afraid, totally obscene.
For Peter is pissed that Paul...

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I washed my hands this morning when I visited the loo,
Then went and touched the tap, which you really shouldn’t do,
And then I scratched my...

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Feel'in me fancy below me ol' belly-o.
Tis quiver'in-n-press'in, tell'in me it's grow.
Mine brain be a dizz'in in desire'in's tow.
Cause me fancy is feel'in, stick'in out...

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Eyebrows on noses and whiskers on women
Large rats and wombats that suckle my kitten
Penguins that waddle in hot sulfur springs
These are a few of my...

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Well, my left sided hand just isn’t my fave, 
I don’t let it do anything,
If there’s ever a contest of “Who is the best?”, 
My...

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Warning - contains innuendo and fun



For a man of the cloth, our dear vicar
is not very partial to clothes
He is almost allergic to trousers
and y-fronts...

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Written by Gail DeBole
on March 13, 2020

The First Real Case of the Coronavirus 
(or The Coronavirus Stew Recipe)

Nobody knows that this is really the way
The...

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Written by Gail DeBole 
on March 12, 2020


The witch loved to fly on her broom.
It fit like a cozy old shoe.
Magic led her the way
As...

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The neighborhood cats
Wonder around day and night
You cannot pet them
...

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Ever put a wrapper in your mouth and thrown the *sweet in the bin?
Or awoken abruptly, not sure which day you’re in?
Tried to call out...

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Written by Gail DeBole
in 1990's

A witch named Neutface LaRue
Always dressed in a yellow TuTu.
A ballet step on her broom
Crashed her into the moon,
Crying, "I've made...

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Did you ever notice that when you stir a glass of something, the spoon says, "Jibiddy jibiddy jibiddy jibiddy"?...

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If it's not a laughing matter, then it's not important....

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Who wants a free writing tool? 
We take a lot of upkeep....

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Does your conniption fit?...

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Is this just a curse that follows me around?
For I’m only five years old, three feet off the ground,
Playing inside or out, I get the...

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