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Silly Humorous Poems

These Silly Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Silly. These are the best examples of Humorous Silly poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Fine Art of Axe-Throwing
Ever gone to throw an axe?
You’ll love it if you try.
Grip the handle and relax,
Standing firm into your tracks,
Release and let it fly.

Over end, the...

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© JD Maxwell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anger, humor, humorous, silly,



Premium Member POSITION IMPOSSIBLE II - COLLABORATION WITH TOM CUNNINGHAM - BAWDY WARNING
Aunt Ethel said to Uncle Fred,
Let’s attempt the starfish in bed,
Old Ethel insisted,
Till Fred’s back got twisted,
They best stick to sleeping instead!

Original poem by Jan...

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Categories: humorous,

SILLY HUNTER



Not having a dog, he hunts with a cat
not having a cat, arranges another pet
   without a pet he hunts with his duck,
without...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, allusion, creation, fantasy,

Premium Member Lyrics While In The Shower
Sung very loud:

Wouldn't you like a ride on my beautiful cigar
Wouldn't you like to glide in my beautiful cigar
We could float among the puffs together,...

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Categories: fun, funny, humorous, magic,

Premium Member Millie loves Billy
Limerick inspired by L. Milton’s Limerick “Catching His Eye”

Catching His Eye

 A smartly dressed lassie from Philly
Was quite adept at being frilly
She was ever so...

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Categories: cute love, humorous,



Cordon blurrrrggh
Oh Waiter ! There's a fly in my soup,
And my fresh crisp lettuce is starting to droop.
I asked for red wine, you gave me white,
The...

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Categories: humorous, food, funny, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Pennsylvania State Fair
At Pennsylvania State Fair, ponies were preparing for
prissy pony pageant, there were promenading ponies,
with polished hooves, parading, 
promoter Percival Poppycock promises a pretty prize.....
then, pauses,...

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Categories: humorous, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Algebra Equations All Day And Writing All Night
Algebra equations I’m performing while light 
And then I go home and write till late in the night
Hanging out with me might cause you a...

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Categories: friend, friendship, humorous, poetry,

Premium Member My Feet Were Screaming
My feet were screaming about the concrete walk.
I ignored them totally, they are prissy and always squawk.
Better pay attention! Trilled a passing loud beaked chicken...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member 'Car 54,' Pandemic-Updated
Hum or Sing this to the 
tune of the theme song
of 'Car 54, Where are You?'

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Categories: humorous, new york, nostalgia,

I GROW OLD DISGRACEFULLY
                        ...

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Categories: crazy, fun, humorous, silly,

Oh I Miss My Hat
Oh where’s my hat?
It flew off! drat!
Put it on my head
Next I did dread
It’s off in the air
My 20 dollar sphere
Oh it’s pretty rough
My hair’s...

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Categories: hair, humorous, silly, weather,

I Want To Be A Morning Person 2
So I tried to be a morning person
And made a plan to meet for certain 

But overnight my phone stopped working
With all my alarms inside...

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Categories: friend, humorous, morning, silly,

Too Windy For A Skirt
‘Tis windy my dear
Hold your skirt near
So it doesn’t fly up
And show all what’s up!

March 26, 2021...

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Categories: humorous, silly, weather, wind,

I Want To Be A Morning Person
I want to be a morning person
And start every day when the sun starts burning
But my body won’t roll out of bed
How do I get...

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Categories: humorous, silly, sleep, sun,