Silly Humorous Poems
These Silly Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Silly. These are the best examples of Humorous Silly poems written by international poets.
Grandma’s Socksgrandma’s socks
were hollyhocks
her jumper
juniper
her skirt
was a wort
with a yellowness
but
some days she wore
a purpleness sort
squirm and squirm
and writhe and dance
as grandma’s undies
were nettle pants
...
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humorous, crazy, fun, funny, grandmother,
Jumble Jumblerhino and chimp in the knife and fork drawer
a baker baking bread on the ocean floor
jumble jumble
indoor shed
oh someone put the oak tree back to...
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crazy, fun, funny, humorous,
Bottle Caps And Belly Button LintYou collect old bottle caps
and belly button lint.
I don't find you strange;
I find you endearing.
And maybe it's because
we're both locked...
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humorous, funny, funny love, humor,
Go Go Goblinfine trousers wore the goblin
pockets full of goblin hands
fine scarf wore the goblin
tucked into some goblin pants
fine brogues wore the goblin
laces full of goblin craft
fine...
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humorous, fairy, fantasy, fun, funny,
Jamjam
it’s
sweeter than ham
stickier than a dam
spreadier than a ram
welcomier than spam
jarier than a can
jellier than a plan
though
not drivier than a van
not talkier than a man
not...
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humorous, crazy, fun, funny, humor,
Zebra poem Cunning BeastThe Zebra has a puzzling name,
Alphabet letters strangely cast,
It finishes off with the first,
After starting off with the last!
The Zebra is a cunning beast,
It blends...
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humorous, africa, animal, cute, fun,
A Saturday like no other
i'm in a muppet mood today ~
suffering from a persisting hangover
i woke up silly stuffed and wabbly
goofy looney and scatterbrained
with bulging eyes and a bad...
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humorous, morning, silly,
His Legs Would Not Reach to the GroundA man from Connecticut found
His legs would not reach to the ground.
“I wish I was shorter,”
He told a reporter,
“To stop all this floating around.”
...
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humorous, fantasy, flying, funny, humor,
Lollipopa horse named
Lollipop
dug a hole
a mole
told Lollipop
to stop
but Lollipop
dug
dug
dug
so the mole
trotted with a
clipperty clop
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humorous, animal, fun, funny, horse,
Diddly Dolediddly dole
diddly dole
a goblin ate the custard
from the trifle bowl
diddly dole
diddly dole
another ate the jelly
and the trifle – stole!
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humorous, cool, crazy, food, fun,
The Midnight Gobbleditchsquake the guisely skwallard
there’s pudding in the fridge
but leave a siley pappledoth
for the midnight gobbleditch
let it eat a munchinfless
and skreel a throbbledue
hide and hope the...
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humorous, crazy, dark, fun, funny,
Ye Olde Custard Taledessert door dessert door
opens to custard and cream
but jester broke in
with bells and a spoon
. . . and
off with his head!
said the queen
dessert door dessert...
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food, fun, funny, humorous,
The Gym Awaits
Yesterday I thought of going to the gym
for a minute considered going for a swim
then I remembered I had better things to do
convinced I could...
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humorous,
Ew Gross Goblinhe belched
and belched
his giblets fraught
he burped
a burp
his gizzards ought
to churn and turn
his entrails wrought
when up rose up
a belch and burp
then in both hands
his...
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humorous, crazy, fairy, fantasy, fun,
Irish Phallus-See - bawdy poemAn Irishman with a small willy
Was hoping for nookie with Milly
Said, "I'll still make you squirm
with my tiny lil worm"
But Milly said, "Don't be so...
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humorous,