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Silly Humorous Poems

These Silly Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Silly. These are the best examples of Humorous Silly poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Foolish Lee
There once was a woman named Lee.
Who wanted to swim across the sea.
She swam until dark.
Then in came the shark.
There was nothing left to see.


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Categories: dark, humorous, sea, silly,

Umbrella troubles
I had another Mr. Bean moment this morning. It was pouring down rain and I left my umbrella in the car so I had to...

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Categories: crazy, giggle, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Same Cloudy Reason
There once was a white cloud
That lived in the sky
Every 10 years it passed
Just blew in, and flew by.

Never dropped any rain
Never talked much less...

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Categories: drug, humorous, imagination, mystery,

Premium Member Puzzle it Out
Figure me this,  puzzle it out.
Summing up for me beyond any doubt.
Add it all now,  total it for me.
I desire an answer most...

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Categories: humorous, funny, funny love, humor,

Premium Member Rob'n Peter to Pay Jack
Rob'n Peter to pay Paul only to have Jack intervene.
Is beyond all words  and is I'm afraid, totally obscene.
For Peter is pissed that Paul...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member I washed my hands
I washed my hands this morning when I visited the loo,
Then went and touched the tap, which you really shouldn’t do,
And then I scratched my...

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Categories: humorous, silly,

Premium Member ME FANCY FEEL N
Feel'in me fancy below me ol' belly-o.
Tis quiver'in-n-press'in, tell'in me it's grow.
Mine brain be a dizz'in in desire'in's tow.
Cause me fancy is feel'in, stick'in out...

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Categories: body, desire, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Eyebrows on Noses
Eyebrows on noses and whiskers on women
Large rats and wombats that suckle my kitten
Penguins that waddle in hot sulfur springs
These are a few of my...

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Categories: crazy, funny, humorous, nonsense,

Premium Member Left hand blues
Well, my left sided hand just isn’t my fave, 
I don’t let it do anything,
If there’s ever a contest of “Who is the best?”, 

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Categories: funny, humorous, silly,

Premium Member The Knickerless Vicar - Collaboration with Jan Allison
Warning - contains innuendo and fun

For a man of the cloth, our dear vicar
is not very partial to clothes
He is almost allergic to trousers
and y-fronts...

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Categories: humorous, christian, fun, funny, humor,

Premium Member The First Real Case of the Coronavirus
Written by Gail DeBole
on March 13, 2020

The First Real Case of the Coronavirus 
(or The Coronavirus Stew Recipe)

Nobody knows that this is really the way

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Categories: fantasy, humor, humorous, sick,

Premium Member Witchy Whrrr
Written by Gail DeBole 
on March 12, 2020

The witch loved to fly on her broom.
It fit like a cozy old shoe.
Magic led her the way

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Categories: fantasy, funny, halloween, humorous,

The Neighborhood Cats
The neighborhood cats
Wonder around day and night
You cannot pet them

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Categories: humorous, adventure, animal, cat, community,

Premium Member Have you ever
Ever put a wrapper in your mouth and thrown the *sweet in the bin?
Or awoken abruptly, not sure which day you’re in?
Tried to call out...

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Categories: humorous, silly,

Premium Member The Witch in the Moon
Written by Gail DeBole
in 1990's

A witch named Neutface LaRue
Always dressed in a yellow TuTu.
A ballet step on her broom
Crashed her into the moon,
Crying, "I've made...

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Categories: humorous, fantasy, fun, funny, humor,

Aphorisms 3
Did you ever notice that when you stir a glass of something, the spoon says, "Jibiddy jibiddy jibiddy jibiddy"?...

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Categories: humorous, education, fun, funny, humor,

Aphorisms 2
If it's not a laughing matter, then it's not important....

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Parable or Something
Who wants a free writing tool? 
We take a lot of upkeep....

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Aphorisms 1
Does your conniption fit?...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Snotty nose
Is this just a curse that follows me around?
For I’m only five years old, three feet off the ground,
Playing inside or out, I get the...

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Categories: humorous, 3rd grade, 4th grade,